Latest Brianposehn Podcast Episodes
S4E35 Turtle Skirmish
Nerd Poker - May 10, 2021 23:23 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsYou'd have thought the Castaway Cuties might wanna level up a little more before taking on another Dragon Turtle, but hey in their defense they WERE trying to sneak by. Hopefully their new orc tour guide won't get smushed in the process of them running away! Oh and yes this is one of the sillier...
S4E34 The Shell's Lament
Nerd Poker - May 04, 2021 02:04 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties approach Megalake Pangadon, which looms on the horizon. Unfortunately a gigantic depressed dragon turtle lies in the way. Should be easy to not irritate one of those, yeah? Yeah. No problem. Easy peasy.
S4E33 Mindflayer Shanty
Nerd Poker - April 27, 2021 00:18 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties continue their team up with the mysterious sailors known as the "Ice Five" as they sail east and hope to find a lich-smiting hammer for Toody. Hopefully there won't be any sea monsters! Dan would NEVER, right??
S4E32 Good Boy Ramen
Nerd Poker - April 19, 2021 23:25 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThis episode we talk to Sam's dog Ramen about how he is such a good boy for the full run time. Well kinda, there's also a lot of D&D. The Castaway Cuties also do some classic shopping Nerd Poker style, a familiar face returns, and Sam is very high.
S4E31 Magma Mystery Mining
Nerd Poker - April 13, 2021 18:27 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWith their latest nightmare slightly behind them (or at least, in a gross pile nearby) the Castaway Cuties now have a mysterious lava tube and a hellish wailing dimension with no gravity to contend with. Luckily they're more resolute than ever, and there's a weird list they nabbed from an evil t...
S4E30 Bleak Week For Cuties
Nerd Poker - April 05, 2021 22:56 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThings are getting rough for the Castaway Cuties during their battle with the Pandemonium demon, as one ally after another falls. One thing is for certain, if anyone is haunted by the ghost of an adorable bunny it will suck. Hopefully he'll be revived in the name of Easter.
S4E29 Gravity Shmavity
Nerd Poker - March 30, 2021 16:59 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur intrepid Cuties continue their combat with the vicious Pandemonium beast, seeking answers as to why all these monks are getting killed. Hopefully Danny won't feel too bad about what happens to Nathan as Chris Tallman portrays sorrow in the saddest of voices.
S4E28 Demonic Winds
Nerd Poker - March 23, 2021 15:55 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties are headed to another dimension (another dimension, another dimension) to help out the Davenglaven monk situation, and it looks like things are gonna get real messy. We can only hope that the otherworldly howling won't upset Nathan's delicate bunny ears too much (or make him ...
S4E27 Octopus Royalty
Nerd Poker - March 16, 2021 02:33 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWith a new possibly wealthy patron in tow (who might just be a demon creature) the Castaway Cuties must decide how to follow up their exploits over at the giant trans-dimensional duck junk thing. Their destiny awaits, and also, probably a big scary battle!
S4E26 A Tug In The Dark
Nerd Poker - March 09, 2021 01:40 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsToody went for a little swim in the dark cavernous waters beneath the Leviathan's Spiral, only to get an innocent little tug on the leg of his armor. Probably something super cheery and not evil or slimy at all! RIGHT?
S4E25 Tortle Trayzure
Nerd Poker - March 02, 2021 06:23 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsSure, the Castaway Cuties just mashed a villain, but do you think they'll be satisfied with his horde of loot? Oh, no, not in the slightest! Every square inch of the den of this reptilian ne'er-do-well is about to get looted by none other than this crew of kind goofs.
S4E24 Plummet Summit
Nerd Poker - February 23, 2021 01:09 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties continue to clear the cavern, only they are now faced with a vertical shaft that has them thinking back to several seasons of their characters falling down and occasionally being snapped in half. Time to consider their descent very, very, (or just kinda) carefully!
S4E23 Vertical Shafts
Nerd Poker - February 16, 2021 06:54 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWho doesn't like a nice, thick, shaft? The Castaway Cuties are about to explore more of the Leviathan's Spiral, a gigantic exoskeletal thing chock full of them, so you can only imagine that we're gonna be talkin' about shaft(s).
S4E22 Shadowhell
Nerd Poker - February 09, 2021 07:17 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsSurely combating a 30-foot-tall shadow will have zero consequences, and soon the Castaway Cuties will be back home in Blingbottom polishing their suit of armor with a demon inside it. Hopefully the fight will wind down right... about... soon...
S4E21 Memaw Melee
Nerd Poker - February 02, 2021 03:11 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties try to power through their most difficult fight yet, as fingers of doom start pointing and hit points start dropping. Hopefully those helpful NPCs they saved from the mutant gorillas will come in handy, right guys? Guys?
S4E20 Sweet Oasis
Nerd Poker - January 26, 2021 17:28 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe crew is doing their best to get inside the twirly-yet-still-somehow-phallic Leviathan's Spiral and sadly one of their NPC guides is in peril. Hopefully they can rescue him and get inside the... shaft of the spiral, where they can then find some kind of respite. A very non-creepy respite that...
S4E19 Leviathan's Spiral
Nerd Poker - January 19, 2021 08:03 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIt's time to track down the Filament of Dongle and see why they went missing inside the Leviathan's Spiral. What's that? A map that is almost definitely phallic? You know it.
S4E18 Flaysacola
Nerd Poker - January 12, 2021 08:28 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsAfter making their mark on the rough and tumble town of Blingbottom, our heroes head north, seeking the order of monks that knows how to locate the legendary hammer of Bahamut. Hopefully they won't light their own transportation on fire out of vague suspicion.
S4E17 Cellar's Market
Nerd Poker - January 05, 2021 01:01 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur heroes (whose group name is currently unofficial but we all know Castaway Cuties is still the frontrunner) explore the cellar of the manor, and hope that they can claim its treasure as their own (or at least sell it at Blingbottom prices). Hopefully it will be a simple trip to an evil cabal'...
S4E16 Vamp Stamp
Nerd Poker - December 29, 2020 17:33 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe crew battles the sleepy guest of the manor that they awoke unceremoniously from its slumber, with the hopes of making the quaint trayzure room all their own. Cheers from the whole Nerd Poker crew on making it through 2020 with us, we criterally couldn't have done it without you!
Forest Meat Up with Felicia Day
Nerd Poker - December 23, 2020 19:45 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsHey listeners, we wanted to say thank you for a crazy year of support and offer you this two-part bonus adventure with Felicia Day as a special gift to you! Recorded in late 2019 around Christmas time at Brian's house with plenty of murder and mayhem, we hope it bring some cheer to you. It was o...
S4E15 What's In The Box
Nerd Poker - December 22, 2020 07:36 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsYou didn't expect our heroes to not thoroughly check THAT ONE CONTAINER in the TRAYZURE ROOM, did you? Well here they go, giving the awkward trayzure situation the proper Nerd Poker collection treatment! Also apologies for the audio being slightly garbled in parts, we had a computer die and get ...
S4E14 Receptacle Spectacle
Nerd Poker - December 15, 2020 16:22 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Kind Crew (or whatever they name might be) really put their powers of earnestness to the test as they tidy up the final corners of the hag's mansion. And what better moment for the creepiest of dungeon masters to unveil the creepiest of rooms?
S4E13 Invisible Jerk
Nerd Poker - December 08, 2020 07:16 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur intrepid crew is getting a little sick of dealing with this huge invisible archfey who doesn't know anything. And you know what that means: they will probably blow him up so they can go about plundering the rest of this haunted mansion!
S4E12 Hag Manor
Nerd Poker - December 01, 2020 05:02 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur kind crew has a relatively creepy manor they'd like to shake the loot out of, but will their creepy dungeon master put an unfairly massive monster in their path before they can roll all their investigation checks?
S4E11 Nine Nein-Canines
Nerd Poker - November 24, 2020 16:09 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur crew must confront the dog-related mystery they've gotten themselves into, as well as the wealthy old lady sobbing on Danny's monk-robed shoulder. No way things will get violent, knowing how nice everyone is. Right?
S4E10 Guild Trip
Nerd Poker - November 17, 2020 07:26 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur super-friendly band of heroes continue their quest to make a good impression on the gritty, coastal town of Blingbottom by cruising for side missions, and they may just make a name for themselves.
S4E9 Blingbottom
Nerd Poker - November 10, 2020 03:32 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe crew feels out the local culture of Blingbottom (which turns out to be a lot of misfortune and unsavory card games) as well as a name for themselves. And if you were hoping someone in the party would try to have a Batman-esque side adventure, you're in luck!
S4E8 Marrow, Wanna?
Nerd Poker - November 03, 2020 01:55 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur heroes deal with the final obstacle between them and the beach of Davenglaven, and the unseemly field of bones at the cave's exit. Will the party have another charm-off competition? It's virtually guaranteed!
S4E7 Uncorker
Nerd Poker - October 27, 2020 06:48 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur heroes have nearly reached the beaches of Davenglaven, but first there's treasure to unpack, and a mysterious impasse to uncork. Hopefully that total-party-kill you almost thought was going to happen in the first episode of the season isn't going to happen NOW.
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