Latest Brianposehn Podcast Episodes
S4E65 Woody War
Nerd Poker - December 07, 2021 03:44 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsTime to punch... Woody? A weird golem thing is protecting the vampire. Some fans might think these two sure sound familiar!
S4E64 Waving At Weirdos
Nerd Poker - November 30, 2021 02:40 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsAfter successfully scouting the secret lair of the cabal, the Cuties decide to face their antagonist head-on in a crowded luxury inn's lobby. And you know this crew loves to avoid collateral damage! Let's have a listen shall we?
S4E63 Fast Flight To Flaysacola
Nerd Poker - November 23, 2021 04:51 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsVampire schemes are headed to Flaysacola and the crew are trying to figure out how to get there ahead of them, or stop them before they can get there. In the meantime they're leaving Kurt of the Adventurer's Guild in charge of the mansion, which is probably not gonna be weird at all!
S4E62 Bloodsuckers Suck
Nerd Poker - November 16, 2021 07:40 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThose damn vamps! Always messing with a party's party. The cabal is pulling some really lame stuff, and boy oh boy killing them will be nice.
S4E61 Parasite For Sore Throats
Nerd Poker - November 09, 2021 01:40 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsTrigger warning: some real gross stuff continues with Danny's throat parasite. On the bright side, with Blaine's help Brian finds quite a novel and bizarre solution! We hope you enjoy the end of that particularly gross business, and the shocking cliffhanger as well!
S4E60 Vile Vials
Nerd Poker - November 02, 2021 02:44 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThere's some kind of crazy conspiracy going on, and we're just the crew to be confused by it! Clues abound as the Castaway Cuties go through the basement of the vampires creepy jungle home... will they manage to piece this nonsense kinda sorta together?
S4E59 Nosferattitude
Nerd Poker - October 26, 2021 01:05 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe cornered vampire sure does seem to have a chip on his mysteriously-caped-shoulder. Well the Castaway Cuties are infamous interrogators, so this will probably go without any punches thrown!
S4E58 Woke Up Kronky
Nerd Poker - October 19, 2021 05:44 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties finally crash, and things get creepy real fast. I mean it's a manor that was once a hag's meeting place for her cabal of evil, just south of a being named Kronk the Walking Economy, you'd think they could just cuddle under their duvet and have cozy dreams.
S4E57 Manner of Manor
Nerd Poker - October 12, 2021 05:41 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties are re-exploring their little house and examining their gear, and perhaps the best part is Sam playing the part of loremaster for once. Thanks Sam!
S4E56 Blingbottom If You Got Em
Nerd Poker - October 05, 2021 03:21 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsAs the Castaway Cuties are stalked through the final stretch to Blingbottom, they hope Princess Cospia lets them chop her arm off before she becomes completely stone. Wait, that's not quite how they put it. But you know... pretty close!
S4E55 Sleepy Creepy
Nerd Poker - September 28, 2021 03:29 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties could sure use a break- and they try to take one! Hopefully nothing in this horrific jungle of death and destruction will try to take advantage of this moment.
S4E54 Davenglaven Barbecue
Nerd Poker - September 21, 2021 06:51 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThings are heating up, thanks to an out of control jungle fire chasing the Castaway Cuties as they travel southwest to Davenglaven. And oh yeah, that whole abyssal curse thing!
S4E53 Bitey Rabbit
Nerd Poker - September 14, 2021 05:47 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe curses worsen as the Castaway Cuties struggle to shakes off the after effects of their fight with the demon. Speaking of which, weird how something smells like smoke!
S4E52 The River Experiment
Nerd Poker - September 07, 2021 03:07 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsAfter handling the demon confrontation, it's time to see if our heroes sent the right person-creature across the river to the south. Hopefully yes, since she was carrying the thing they slayed that whole army for!
S4E51 Castaway Cuties Versus The Gillaxian Army
Nerd Poker - August 31, 2021 06:49 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWhat's a little battle between our heroes and an entire fish army armed with a demon and war machines? Seems like this is gonna go great!
S4E50 Demon Schemin
Nerd Poker - August 24, 2021 15:47 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWe're heavy into an ugly battle with an ugly foe, a water demon sent by an angry Gillaxian army. Hopefully not TOO many of the Castaway Cuties will get boiled alive or skewered by a war spear.
S4E49 Battle of the Battered Fish
Nerd Poker - August 16, 2021 22:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsUp against a major waterway, the Castaway Cuties are forced to reckon with an entire army of Gillaxian fish bastards, more heavily armored and evil than any encounter with them yet. And since there's a few hundred of them a mile or so away, hopefully this won't take very long...
S4E48 Beach Keach
Nerd Poker - August 10, 2021 16:09 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsGuess what— the Castaway Cuties are now level 6! But will their new level help them escape the Gillaxian army? Maybe? It's a whole army and all, but hey it's fun to plan how to get a giant hammer across a river!
S4E47 Attunement's Lament
Nerd Poker - August 03, 2021 14:28 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsNow that everyone is above water and deciding what to do about the extra-wrinkly Gillaxian tied up in a hole, it's time to decide how to deal with Toody's extremely heavy, extremely hard to touch hammer. But first, some lamentations from the princess!
S4E46 Underwater Hag Hell
Nerd Poker - July 27, 2021 05:42 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties hope to dispatch the strange sea hag whose lair they stumbled into, and who is now fighting them for the hammer. Hopefully they can walk out of this lake soon, or at least come up with an elaborate balloon hat scheme!
S4E45 Gillaxian Tax
Nerd Poker - July 20, 2021 00:26 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOh great, some weird glowing eyes next to the god-hammer. Probably cool if the crew ignores it right? NOPE. The monster that stalked them for a few episodes survived the flood, and now it wants to play Tool Time with Toody.
S4E44 Flood Physics
Nerd Poker - July 13, 2021 05:38 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur Castaway Cuties have worked out a solution to the puzzle of the underwater dead-end tower, so surely the dungeon master has some very fair physics in mind. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Everything's fine. This is fine.
S4E43 Dead End Friends
Nerd Poker - July 06, 2021 05:01 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsUm... oh. The Castaway Cuties just realized they've hit the top of a tower with no real exits. At the bottom of a megalake. While lugging a 250 pound magic hammer. Luckily they can breathe underwater for a while, so maybe they can walk out... Except for that whole top of a tower thing. Hopefully...
S4E42 Underwater Anvil
Nerd Poker - June 29, 2021 00:11 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsYour darling Castaway Cuties have gotten themselves into quite a sticky wicket, dragging a 250 pound hammer across an evil castle at the bottom of an ocean-sized lake. So hey, why not start exploring some completely unknown areas and hope they don't get trapped? Seems safe!
S4E41 Creeps in the Deeps
Nerd Poker - June 22, 2021 05:35 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties are on their way to retrieving the divine hammer! But oh yeah... it's at the bottom of a massive lake and it's very heavy. And maybe guarded by water monsters. Leave it to the Nerd Poker crew to make some surprising choices on how to turn these problems into problemade.
S4E40 Shaman On Ice
Nerd Poker - June 15, 2021 01:06 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsAfter a fierce battle with a notable casualty, followed by a uniquely Nerd Poker instruction to an NPC that they should go complete an entire dungeon all by themselves, the Castaway Cuties are left with one big question: what the hell are they supposed to do with this evil fish shaman? And will ...
S4E39 Hammer Time
Nerd Poker - June 08, 2021 22:22 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties are going under the lake to get a magic hammer. Seems simple. No issues there. Probably a shallow lake with no monsters. Easy peasy.
S4E38 Lake Boss
Nerd Poker - June 01, 2021 14:57 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties bring their scrappy lake-beach battle to a conclusion as they hope to dive beneath the waves and recover an ancient hammer. Will an NPC get squished? Will the crew make a decision that perplexes even themselves only a few minutes later? Why this is Nerd Poker, of course.
S4E37 Dicey Piscine Scene
Nerd Poker - May 25, 2021 01:54 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsNegotiations for the transformation of the fishy princess have reached a nadir and the Castaway Cuties may be about to throw down with some ugly pirahna-faced gillaxians. Hopefully we can go properly off the rails for a moment before the tense combat begins!
S4E36 Megalake Pangadon
Nerd Poker - May 18, 2021 06:03 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIt's time to head to Megalake Pangadon, location of the underwater evil fishperson city that the Princess originally hails from, and where a certain Bahamut hammer is kept under lock and key. Hopefully she won't hear that she's travelling with an orc who loves to kill evil fishpeople!
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