Latest Brianposehn Podcast Episodes
S5E0 Session Zero
Nerd Poker - July 05, 2022 05:17 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsBefore every campaign, there is planning! And we thought that this time we'd let listeners be privvy to all of it. Enjoy hanging out with all of us as we contemplate whether to create new characters, bring back old ones, or create a spin that ties both together (which is what one of us does). So...
Season Five Trailer!
Nerd Poker - June 28, 2022 21:53 - 5 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsDan checks in with everyone to let them know a new adventure starts very soon, but you can catch up on a bazillion exclusive adventures over on patreon.com/nerdpoker. Listen all the way through for some hints of what Season 5 has in store!
Minotaur Heist with Kevin Sussman
Nerd Poker - June 21, 2022 15:45 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsBehold! Whilst we get ready for Season 5, enjoy this early 2020 bonus episode straight from Brian's house! Kevin Sussman from The Big Bang Theory comes by and takes our crew on one of their more... chaotic adventures. We hope you can come support us on www.patreon.com/nerdpoker and help keep thi...
S4E92 Cabal Room Blitz
Nerd Poker - June 14, 2022 06:24 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe battle peaks. Lives in the balance. A small being's silhouette sits upon the steering wheel of a ship.
S4E91 Demon Death
Nerd Poker - June 07, 2022 04:45 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe vampire who has cornered the cuties seems to have summoned his greatest monster, a shadowy demon that now sucks life from the cuties one by one. Also this is a morning recording on a Monday, enjoy the odd change in tone! We're more awake and yet somehow more weary at the same time.
S4E90 Golden Jerk
Nerd Poker - May 31, 2022 16:31 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe summoned monsters are dropping but so are our heroes, and it's a relatively tense fight all around. Luckily Sam posts an accidental cut and paste link in the chat at the end to break the tension!
S4E89 Tidying the Temple
Nerd Poker - May 24, 2022 07:28 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe mess in the temple is only getting messier. Will the Castaway Cuties make it out alive? Well, some of them anyway?
S4E88 Let The Blight One In
Nerd Poker - May 17, 2022 03:14 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsTrapped in the Temple of Bahamut (which you know, doesn't sound bad on its own) an eerie voice calls to the Castaway Cuties through the blocked door. Hopefully the Dungeon Master hasn't recently watched the movie Green Room! Oh wait he did...
S4E87 Smashy Smashy
Nerd Poker - May 10, 2022 04:13 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsTime to finally shatter this phylactery. Hopefully. Should be simple. Just a big old demon lord stuck to it, should be no big deal. And no big that the Castaway Cuties feel like they're being watched. This campaign should wrap up real nice and easy!
S4E86 Temple Crawl
Nerd Poker - May 03, 2022 02:05 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe finish line is seemingly only inches away, as the Castaway Cuties and their new barbarian friend approach the temple of Bahamut beneath Flaysacolan ruins. Hopefully the creepy glowing green eyes in the dark are friendly!
S4E85 Hole Tactics
Nerd Poker - April 26, 2022 02:26 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties know where they want to go, but unfortunately it's something they only really visited in another timeline. All they have to do is get past some undead elf soldiers. Seems like not much can go wrong!
S4E84 Clearing the Horror
Nerd Poker - April 19, 2022 05:35 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe last bits of the battle need to be tidied up, and a helpful new adventurer arrives to join the Castaway Cuties.
S4E83 Friends in Peril
Nerd Poker - April 12, 2022 16:05 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWhile the swarm of guards is thinning out, the Castaway Cuties are running out of spell slots, hit points, and death saves. We shan't say more, this one is a must-listen.
S4E82 Bloodbath at the Gallows
Nerd Poker - April 05, 2022 15:23 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWell, we all knew things might end up messy when our crew snuck under some gallows and then picked a fight with an army. As hit points start to run low for everyone, it sure would be nice to take a short rest wouldn't it?
S4E81 Death Knight Night
Nerd Poker - March 29, 2022 06:18 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsUndead elf knights pile on the Castaway Cuties, as well as something even more disgusting. At least they're not squishing around under the gallows anymore!
S4E80 Sneaking Through Hell
Nerd Poker - March 22, 2022 16:29 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsUndead knights everywhere? So what? The Castaway Cuties never let something like that stop them from their destination. And we all know how foolproof a stealth-based plan is in Dungeons and Dragons.
S4E79 Tunnel Time For Danny
Nerd Poker - March 15, 2022 06:09 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties attempt to put a particularly blood y battle behind them, and Danny goes on a special mission to find a way into the now-evil city of Flaysacola.
S4E78 Cave Clearing Chaos
Nerd Poker - March 08, 2022 04:28 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsYipes, this cave battle is getting very ugly for the Castaway Cuties. Hopefully amongst the bodies there will be a few good saving throws. And death saving throws.
S4E77 Subterranean Smackdown
Nerd Poker - March 01, 2022 08:54 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Castaway Cuties start to realize just how deep they might be in over their heads, as cave creatures begin to swarm them and party members start getting chewed on. How hard was that cliff to climb again?
S4E76 Lava Bear
Nerd Poker - February 22, 2022 04:14 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsBears made of lava sure sound fun on paper, but the Castaway Cuties have to contend with getting one to not melt everyone. The cave they're in should have been a better option than climbing that cliff, so at least there's that!
S4E75 Cave in Davenglaven
Nerd Poker - February 15, 2022 16:50 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIt's time to sneak into Flaysacola, as that town is now apparently run by undead elves and that's probably going to be a problem. The Castaway Cuties must now decide whether to climb a cliff, go for a swim, or enter a mysterious cave. Surely climbing the cliff wouldn't take a year, like climing ...
S4E74 Schoonarooni Reprise
Nerd Poker - February 08, 2022 06:28 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIf it isn't that anti-beastfolk guard who got chummed for a dragon turtle in S4E1? Hmm welp in this timeline things are SURE to go less horribly this time... right?
S4E73 Castaway Beach
Nerd Poker - February 01, 2022 16:17 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWell well well, if things haven't come full circle a bit. The Cuties are now trying to flag a ship to come pick them up. Oh yeah, and the time space continuum is in a mysteriously askew place. Nothing a few weird plans can't fix!
S4E72 Petrified Pazuzu
Nerd Poker - January 24, 2022 22:57 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsNow that the Castaway Cuties have their hands on the demon lord Pa(n)zuzu, all they have to do is kill it and/or smash the phylactery around his neck, and the world will be a safer place. One thing, though- reality has been completely warped and nobody on the continent may remember who they are....
S4E71 No Big Deal Just a 100 Foot Tall Demon Lord
Nerd Poker - January 18, 2022 01:35 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWelp, we went back in time to get the phylactery from the demon lord, and look at this fine mess we got ourselves into. Anyone got a smoke?
S4E70 Timeline Soup
Nerd Poker - January 11, 2022 04:37 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsSome serious portal shenanigans are afoot. Will the Castaway Cuties manage to not screw up the multiverse? We think you know the answer.
S4E69 Mayor Derf Demon
Nerd Poker - January 04, 2022 04:21 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIn this very sexy episode, the Castaway Cuties head towards the mayor of Flaysacola's keep to see if he's there, a clone, a demon, or you know, whatever the crew has to fight now. Maybe a necromancer that turns into a giant baby?
S4E68 Cuties Reunited
Nerd Poker - December 28, 2021 06:23 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsNathan and fellow rabbitfolk Cospia finally reunite with the rest of the Castaway Cuties and begin to plot how to use their new levels, as well as how to deal with what appears to be a huge archdemon about to appear in Davenglaven. No big deal.
S4E67 Nathan Quest
Nerd Poker - December 21, 2021 00:33 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWe know you've missed Chris Tallman as much, so we thought we'd catch Nathan up with a solo adventure, as well as give Chris room to take as long as he wanted with a gaming session while he heals up. Full cast next episode!
S4E66 Cabal Showdown
Nerd Poker - December 14, 2021 02:23 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsPartially seeking revenge for the death of their butler Octavio, partly killing an NPC full of information just because he looked at them weird, the Castaway Cuties are embroiled in a brutal battle with a vampire lord and his wooden mech bodyguard. If only they had rested once in the last 15ish ...
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