Latest Brianposehn Podcast Episodes
S5E56 Tomb's Last Call
Nerd Poker - September 05, 2023 15:03 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIt's time to take the elevator up and get out of this tomb in an evil pocket dimension. Most of the crew is rolling well, but of course not everyone is. And no word on those damn NPCs, some of which they dragged down there, others not so much. Time to find out who esapes and who doesn't! For m...
S5E55 Collapse in Judgment
Nerd Poker - August 29, 2023 07:29 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThat Orcus is a pile of eyebally ooze, but it's never too late for Dan to keep that TPK dream alive. The crew is rushing towards a tomb of dead royalty... that's probably fine, right? For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and mo...
S5E54 Ticket out of Crown Town
Nerd Poker - August 22, 2023 19:34 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWith the floating demi-god crown in tow, it's time to book it the hell outta here. The boss... bosses?... is/are dead so this is probably not going to be hard or anything. Dan would never collapse the dungeon for a TPK after the big victory. Right? For merch, social media, and more be sure to ...
S5E53 Hasty Exit
Nerd Poker - August 15, 2023 17:38 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe mood has shifted for testicular-pulverization-reasons (no spoilers!) and its time to make a fast retreat from the battlefield. Hopefully only 5 or 6 NPCs will be left behind! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, s...
S5E52 Smashy Smashy
Nerd Poker - August 08, 2023 16:52 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWell it took him long enough, but Orcus has realized that the elemental guy slamming his demon nards over and over again is something of a problem. Sorry Blaine, but this one's probably gonna hurt. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes...
S5E51 The Final Demon
Nerd Poker - July 25, 2023 17:03 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsBlaine continues what now feels like a months-long ritual of destroying Orcus' genitals. Death saves are in the future of some characters, and apparently the players expected that to happen because it's a very emotional experience to get that far. For merch, social media, and more be sure to h...
S5E50 Chode Chopper
Nerd Poker - July 18, 2023 23:46 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsYes, this is a reference to what Blaine is doing to the demon Orcus. The final battle appears to be turning in the favor of Ronnie's Raiders! Hopefully this is a very chill and not at all passive-aggressive dungeon master we're dealing with, and this will end better than Season 3. For merch, s...
S5E49 The Unfortunate Anatomy of Orcus
Nerd Poker - July 11, 2023 16:24 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIt was bound to happen if an evil, gigantic creature was walking around. Someone's character would inevitably realize whilst running between their legs that the canopy above was ripe for called shots. And then, of course, there would be disgusting riffs. Classic Nerd Poker, enjoy! For merch,...
S5E48 Maybe We Kill The Demon
Nerd Poker - July 04, 2023 20:54 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWith the megalich bamfing in and out of existence, Ronnie's Raiders realize they should perhaps focus on killing the pig lord of death, Orcus. Meanwhile the NPCs keep getting slapped around to the point of being a real moral investment. Will our heroes survive all this time management?! For me...
S5E47 Invisilich
Nerd Poker - June 27, 2023 05:09 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsYou know what really helps when you're fighting some really evil jerks? When one of them dips out of existence. Hopefully he won't reappear inside someone's body and make them explode like Blaine did on that one bonus episode! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.c...
S5E46 Orcus Attack
Nerd Poker - June 20, 2023 04:07 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOrcus now fully engages the crew along with Vallux, and NPCs start to get roughed up pretty bad. Need cheering up? Say the title of this episode out loud and it sounds like "orcas attack." Which, at the time of this episode's release, is a current news item! Sorry, yachts! For merch, social me...
S5E45 Smack Dab In The Middle (of Slaying a Lich)
Nerd Poker - June 13, 2023 05:02 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsNaturally it's a rough fight for Ronnie's Raiders, who are attacking Vallux relentlessly but unsure how to deal with the elder demon slowly stomping towards them from the next room. Maybe he just wants to ask a question and then he'll go back to bed. Maybe Terry will show up and save the world? ...
S5E44 Vallux
Nerd Poker - June 06, 2023 16:30 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsTime for everyone to fight the evil lich king we have heard about for 4 years! This is fine. Everything's fine. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker.
S5E43 Flap Those Mighty Wings
Nerd Poker - May 30, 2023 06:02 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsA big old evil tunnel leading up to a big old evil door. The time has come for vanquishing evil many campaigns in the making. Will they set it all on fire? For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreo...
S5E42 Harmless Little Cave River
Nerd Poker - May 23, 2023 17:31 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsNo big deal, guys. Our crew just has to deal with a harmless little cave river. Probably not cursed or anything, just happens to be flowing past the lair of a millenia-old lich king. Nothing to worry about here. Everything's fine. This is fine. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head...
S5E41 To Puzzle Or Not To Puzzle
Nerd Poker - May 16, 2023 16:55 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsNow that the herd has been thinned out a bit (RIP beloved NPC) it's time for everyone to make a choice- do they try to crack the elaborate puzzle laid out before them in the enchanted door, or do they smash through it because puzzles are for jerks? To our credit, we do CONSIDER the first option....
S5E40 Perilous Choices
Nerd Poker - May 09, 2023 19:20 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsRonnie's Raiders are at the precipice of something huge, you know, just an uncomfortable ultimate evil presence. Now that they're in the king's basement kicking open his coffins, it's only a matter of time before they open a door and get to say hello. For merch, social media, and more be sure t...
S5E39 Sassy Immortality Cups
Nerd Poker - May 02, 2023 17:08 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWith the sad old headless king roasted, exploded, and generally annihilated, it's now time to loot and investigate his death chamber! Or, you know, we could just set it all on fire. Sorry, no Chris Tallman, he is shooting television but he will be back next episode! For merch, social media, an...
S5E38 Cursed Corpse Crushin'
Nerd Poker - April 25, 2023 17:11 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWhy not just start opening sarcophogi? What's the worst that can happ- oh right it could be cursed and absorb weapons and try to murder everybody. Enjoy the deliciously dark combat, the debate over whether Winifred has all her fingers, and what kind of toilet rat t-shirt we should start making! ...
S5E37 Coffin Talk
Nerd Poker - April 18, 2023 16:36 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIt's time for Ronnie's Raiders to do what they do best: upset the final resting grounds of some ancient evil! Also, to those who have asked, the group is still settling on the final spelling and also goes by Ronnie's Raiderz. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod....
S5E36 Names of Legend
Nerd Poker - April 11, 2023 22:24 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe crew just left an elevator filled with acid, so things are probably going to get super cheery and tidy now! And, finally, the fearless leader of the group names the crew. Just in time! There's some coffins to root around in a musty inter-dimensional tomb.
S5E35 Evilator
Nerd Poker - April 04, 2023 19:02 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe torture room cleared (except for the huge gruesome mess) our heroes arrive inside some sort of evil elevator. That's right- an evilator! Do they use that word within the episode? No. But all like to have fun around here. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.co...
S5E34 Stairwell to Lich Hell
Nerd Poker - March 28, 2023 16:58 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe big beefy demon dude with a plate of iron nailed to his face has tumbled into a corner of a stairwell and it's getting pretty dicey to just stand around in that stairwell. What lies on the other side of the door at the bottom is what comes next, and yeah, it's probably gonna be a mean trap t...
S5E33 Nailface
Nerd Poker - March 21, 2023 05:15 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe big disgusting bad guy is no match for a bunch of heroes who like to pin big bad disgusting bad guys into a corner! Also there's 4-5 NPCs around now, which feels pretty cozy! May the only blood spilt be that of evil, and what everyone decides to dump on the floor because they saw it on a tor...
S5E32 Torture Chamber Chaos
Nerd Poker - March 14, 2023 05:22 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe group enters a room where the NPCs go bonkers, more NPCs are discovered, and they all go bonkers too. Time to light it all up! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker.
S5E31 The Verdant Swirly
Nerd Poker - March 07, 2023 03:25 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWe left our last episode on a cliffhanger- will Queep and Friar Jolly survive the low roll in the swirling green magic tunnel?! Well, Dan kind of cut Ken off so, Ken might actually have a plan. Also first we have to get to a particularly ribald round of listener thanks with a special visit from ...
S5E30 Hell Delving
Nerd Poker - February 28, 2023 04:58 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsNo big deal, just an extremely haunted library to get through, and then our intrepid heroes can descend into the horrors beneath the royal keep. Though all the NPCs are still alive, shocking as that may be, between the four of them only one of them isn't one foot in the grave. Pretty much everyo...
S5E29 Jolly Return
Nerd Poker - February 21, 2023 07:25 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsChris Tallman is back! Ken is too! The full crew is faced with the prospect of fixing an undead Bunk, who may or may not be in the process of being posessed by the archlich. And, well, leave it to our crew to take a morbid DM choice and basically dare the DM to do it.
S5E28 Death Fissure
Nerd Poker - February 14, 2023 22:12 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsSometimes you just gotta make a giant murder worm explode. Sure there was collateral damage and the room is a pile of rubble, but nobody probably heard anything. Let's just get everyone... mostly patched up and march boldly forth to the north! Sorry no Ken or Chris- Chris will be back soon, and ...
Sick Week Apologies
Nerd Poker - February 07, 2023 16:23 - 2 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsSadly there's no new episode this week, but we are recording and will have it next time!
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