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We Can't Be Friends

231 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 30 ratings

This is the story of two former roommates who share stories of their past while examining the interesting dynamic of living with someone. Every week Joel and Josh get together to talk (and yell) about the good and the bad of what it was like sharing a house with each other. Beer will be drank, feelings will be hurt, and laughter will be the glue that holds these two friends together.

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Episodes

Episode 41: Code Name "Operation: Griswold"

December 21, 2018 03:40 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MB

We're knee deep in Jessica Simpson's Christmas album (not really) so get ready to burn this mother down. This week we talk about the joys of Christmas music, The joys of picking out gifts for friends and family, the joys of gift exchanges, and all the other joys.

Episode 40: Abcde

December 13, 2018 18:10 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MB

This week's spicy episode covers a broad range of hot button topics such as: Warped Tour, video game soundtracks, parents who give their kids stupid names, and bar trivia. I promise it's a doozy of a time. Follow us on Instragram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, and email us anything that might pop into your head at [email protected] Remember to subscribe, rate, and review!

Episode 40: Abcde

December 13, 2018 18:10 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MB

This week's spicy episode covers a broad range of hot button topics such as: Warped Tour, video game soundtracks, parents who give their kids stupid names, and bar trivia. I promise it's a doozy of a time. Follow us on Instragram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, and email us anything that might pop into your head at [email protected] Remember to subscribe, rate, and review!

Episode 39: If I Had a Nickel

December 07, 2018 02:50 - 56 minutes - 39 MB

On this week's episode we breakdown a funeral/birthday weekend. I'm pretty sure I'm still hungover. Warning: this episode contains singing along to Britney Spears. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 39: If I Had a Nickel

December 07, 2018 02:50 - 56 minutes - 39 MB

On this week's episode we breakdown a funeral/birthday weekend. I'm pretty sure I'm still hungover. Warning: this episode contains singing along to Britney Spears. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 38: Disregard the Cupid Shuffle

November 30, 2018 04:55 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MB

We took a week off last week, get over it. This week we catch up with Thanksgiving, public wedding proposals, funerals, and bad bands with bad lyrics. Follow us on instagram at @wcbfpodcast, twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 38: Disregard the Cupid Shuffle

November 30, 2018 04:55 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MB

We took a week off last week, get over it. This week we catch up with Thanksgiving, public wedding proposals, funerals, and bad bands with bad lyrics. Follow us on instagram at @wcbfpodcast, twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 37: Papa Johns/Papa Roach

November 16, 2018 22:45 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MB

This week we wanted to talk about our favorite records of the year. Luckily, neither of us knew what the other was talking about. If you want to share with us your favorite music of 2018 send us a message on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or email us at [email protected]

Episode 37: Papa Johns/Papa Roach

November 16, 2018 22:45 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MB

This week we wanted to talk about our favorite records of the year. Luckily, neither of us knew what the other was talking about. If you want to share with us your favorite music of 2018 send us a message on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or email us at [email protected]

Episode 36: Carb Up

November 08, 2018 03:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MB

This week we don't talk about the election. We made a point to not talk about the election. We kinda talk about politics for 3 minutes, but don't talk about the election. This is your week's palette cleanser that taste's like Coors Light and Arrogant Bastard. Find us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or email us a terrible roommate story at [email protected]

Episode 36: Carb Up

November 08, 2018 03:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MB

This week we don't talk about the election. We made a point to not talk about the election. We kinda talk about politics for 3 minutes, but don't talk about the election. This is your week's palette cleanser that taste's like Coors Light and Arrogant Bastard. Find us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or email us a terrible roommate story at [email protected]

Episode 35: Spooky-ooky

October 31, 2018 06:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MB

You know what's scary? How little we talk about Halloween in this Halloween themed episode. Go grab your Hurricane to finish up that Edward 40-Hands costume and scare your upstairs neighbor. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us your shitty Halloween stories at [email protected]

Episode 35: Spooky-ooky

October 31, 2018 06:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MB

You know what's scary? How little we talk about Halloween in this Halloween themed episode. Go grab your Hurricane to finish up that Edward 40-Hands costume and scare your upstairs neighbor. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us your shitty Halloween stories at [email protected]

Episode 34: TV Friendship Sweet Sixteen Showdown

October 27, 2018 02:10 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

This week we pit 16 famous TV friendships against each other to see who the ultimate power couple is! Can Troy and Abed make it? How about the How I Met Your Mother guys? Which cartoon friends made list? Listen to find out! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us at [email protected]

Episode 34: TV Friendship Sweet Sixteen Showdown

October 27, 2018 02:10 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

This week we pit 16 famous TV friendships against each other to see who the ultimate power couple is! Can Troy and Abed make it? How about the How I Met Your Mother guys? Which cartoon friends made list? Listen to find out! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us at [email protected]

Episode 33: Under the Bridge

October 19, 2018 15:55 - 57 minutes - 43 MB

This week we're joined by our friend Marcus for a nice drunken chat. He's in town for Bridge Day, which is going down this Saturday October 20th. You can find more info on that at officialbridgeday.com Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast, twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or email us at [email protected]

Episode 33: Under the Bridge

October 19, 2018 15:55 - 57 minutes - 43 MB

This week we're joined by our friend Marcus for a nice drunken chat. He's in town for Bridge Day, which is going down this Saturday October 20th. You can find more info on that at officialbridgeday.com Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast, twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or email us at [email protected]

Episode 32: The Pain Train

October 13, 2018 02:30 - 58 minutes - 43.6 MB

Josh and Joel went to Asheville. One of them had a worse night than the other. Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us at [email protected]

Episode 32: The Pain Train

October 13, 2018 02:30 - 58 minutes - 43.6 MB

Josh and Joel went to Asheville. One of them had a worse night than the other. Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us at [email protected]

Episode 31: Damn Near Dead

October 04, 2018 01:50 - 52 minutes - 39.7 MB

Holy hell. Josh is hungover. I worked. We laughed about all of everything. Deal with it.

Episode 31: Damn Near Dead

October 04, 2018 01:50 - 52 minutes - 39.7 MB

Holy hell. Josh is hungover. I worked. We laughed about all of everything. Deal with it.

Episode 30: My Little Lumberjack

September 28, 2018 01:50 - 52 minutes - 39.5 MB

We haven't seen each other in about two weeks after taking a bit of a vacation. We discuss my Portland trip, goth bars, car troubles, shitty flights, and other equally pointless things. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast, twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or email us at [email protected]

Episode 30: My Little Lumberjack

September 28, 2018 01:50 - 52 minutes - 39.5 MB

We haven't seen each other in about two weeks after taking a bit of a vacation. We discuss my Portland trip, goth bars, car troubles, shitty flights, and other equally pointless things. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast, twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or email us at [email protected]

Episode 29: This is a Nightmare

September 14, 2018 23:45 - 56 minutes - 42.5 MB

Remember those cool 90s Nickelodeon shows you used to watch as a kid? Somehow we wind up talking about them this week. Don't go to sleep or Zeke the Plumber will plunge out your head...or whatever the hell he did. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast, or email us at [email protected]

Episode 29: This is a Nightmare

September 14, 2018 23:45 - 56 minutes - 42.5 MB

Remember those cool 90s Nickelodeon shows you used to watch as a kid? Somehow we wind up talking about them this week. Don't go to sleep or Zeke the Plumber will plunge out your head...or whatever the hell he did. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast, or email us at [email protected]

Episode 28: Lucky

September 07, 2018 21:35 - 1 hour - 46.1 MB

On this episode we discover that Josh knows wayyyy too much about Britney Spears and his 90s knowledge is tested. Instagram us @wcbfpodcast, Twitter us @wcbfpodcast1, email us at [email protected]

Episode 28: Lucky

September 07, 2018 21:35 - 1 hour - 46.1 MB

On this episode we discover that Josh knows wayyyy too much about Britney Spears and his 90s knowledge is tested. Instagram us @wcbfpodcast, Twitter us @wcbfpodcast1, email us at [email protected]

Episode 27: Kool Aid Deodorant

September 01, 2018 02:15 - 58 minutes - 43.9 MB

This week we're joined by our friend and very first guest Jenny! We cover everything from Peanuts characters to Tinder. Forgive us as we only had two microphones between three people (I promise I'll take care of that for any future guest). Find us on instagram @wcbfpodcast, twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or email us at [email protected]

Episode 27: Kool Aid Deodorant

September 01, 2018 02:15 - 58 minutes - 43.9 MB

This week we're joined by our friend and very first guest Jenny! We cover everything from Peanuts characters to Tinder. Forgive us as we only had two microphones between three people (I promise I'll take care of that for any future guest). Find us on instagram @wcbfpodcast, twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or email us at [email protected]

Episode 26: The House Ran Hot

August 23, 2018 17:30 - 58 minutes - 43.8 MB

On this week's episode we reflect on what it's like battling it out with a roommate over control of the thermostat. Josh also won't stop talking about House, the Die Hard movie titles, and how the porno magazine can be used to determine if you're a millenial or not. Joel also opens up Josh's eyes to Dope Wars, the computer game that sucked hours out of high schoolers lives. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or email us at [email protected].

Episode 26: The House Ran Hot

August 23, 2018 17:30 - 58 minutes - 43.8 MB

On this week's episode we reflect on what it's like battling it out with a roommate over control of the thermostat. Josh also won't stop talking about House, the Die Hard movie titles, and how the porno magazine can be used to determine if you're a millenial or not. Joel also opens up Josh's eyes to Dope Wars, the computer game that sucked hours out of high schoolers lives. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or email us at [email protected]. ...

Episode 25: MacGyver S3 Ep9

August 16, 2018 17:50 - 51 minutes - 39.2 MB

This week we decided to change it up for a minute. We watched an episode of MacGyver (Season 3, Episode 9 "Hell Week") and break down the insanity for you. Give it a listen while we discuss drug use, depression, science competitions, and domestic terrorism! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us at [email protected] with your favorite MacGyver moment/roommate stories/etc.

Episode 25: MacGyver S3 Ep9

August 16, 2018 17:50 - 51 minutes - 39.2 MB

This week we decided to change it up for a minute. We watched an episode of MacGyver (Season 3, Episode 9 "Hell Week") and break down the insanity for you. Give it a listen while we discuss drug use, depression, science competitions, and domestic terrorism! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us at [email protected] with your favorite MacGyver moment/roommate stories/etc.

Episode 24: HANGRY

August 09, 2018 20:35 - 55 minutes - 42 MB

Josh's parents are out of town so this week we talk about house sitting, Josh's pets, throwing pill bottles, and other nonsense. We also make our first phone call on the air. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email [email protected]

Episode 24: HANGRY

August 09, 2018 20:35 - 55 minutes - 42 MB

Josh's parents are out of town so this week we talk about house sitting, Josh's pets, throwing pill bottles, and other nonsense. We also make our first phone call on the air. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email [email protected]

Episode 23: 65% Adult

August 02, 2018 01:25 - 1 hour - 45.1 MB

Are you moving into a new place? Do you need to know what questions to ask a potential roommate? You're in luck because we're going to ask those questions and do a horrible job at answering them. Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email [email protected]

Episode 23: 65% Adult

August 02, 2018 01:25 - 1 hour - 45.1 MB

Are you moving into a new place? Do you need to know what questions to ask a potential roommate? You're in luck because we're going to ask those questions and do a horrible job at answering them. Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email [email protected]

Episode 22: La Croix Boys

July 26, 2018 01:10 - 53 minutes - 40.6 MB

This week Josh took the time to clean off his coffee table to talk about MacGyver, Friends, and sharing cleaning duties with roommates. Get some Lysol, it's dirty. Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast, email us [email protected]

Episode 22: La Croix Boys

July 26, 2018 01:10 - 53 minutes - 40.6 MB

This week Josh took the time to clean off his coffee table to talk about MacGyver, Friends, and sharing cleaning duties with roommates. Get some Lysol, it's dirty. Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast, email us [email protected]

Episode 21: Pave Paradise

July 14, 2018 00:55 - 58 minutes - 43.6 MB

Grab a Gatordade and some Tylenol, we're talking about hangovers. Different kinds, cures, prevention tactics, and more nonsense. Best listened to while laying on a couch with the second half of Braveheart on TV. Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email [email protected]

Episode 21: Pave Paradise

July 14, 2018 00:55 - 58 minutes - 43.6 MB

Grab a Gatordade and some Tylenol, we're talking about hangovers. Different kinds, cures, prevention tactics, and more nonsense. Best listened to while laying on a couch with the second half of Braveheart on TV. Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email [email protected]

Episode 20: Red, White, and Blue Myself

July 04, 2018 12:00 - 54 minutes - 41.1 MB

We're celebrating the only day better than Christmas, the 4th of July! Get a shot glass and a six pack of High Life ready because we're doing a power hour. Josh eventually answers some classic USA trivia. Thanks for listening and remember to aim your Roman Candles AWAY from you loved ones. Please rate/review the show and please tell your friends! Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email [email protected]

Episode 20: Red, White, and Blue Myself

July 04, 2018 12:00 - 54 minutes - 41.1 MB

We're celebrating the only day better than Christmas, the 4th of July! Get a shot glass and a six pack of High Life ready because we're doing a power hour. Josh eventually answers some classic USA trivia. Thanks for listening and remember to aim your Roman Candles AWAY from you loved ones. Please rate/review the show and please tell your friends! Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email [email protected]

Episode 19: Little House on the Gutter

June 29, 2018 01:45 - 56 minutes - 42.7 MB

I guess this is growing up. Josh talks about wanting to buy a house and Joel goes into detail about why he hasn't done it yet. This week is mostly about trying to be a horrible grown up. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us at [email protected]

Episode 19: Little House on the Gutter

June 29, 2018 01:45 - 56 minutes - 42.7 MB

I guess this is growing up. Josh talks about wanting to buy a house and Joel goes into detail about why he hasn't done it yet. This week is mostly about trying to be a horrible grown up. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us at [email protected]

Episode 18: Wiggle Splash v. Busty Nut

June 20, 2018 23:30 - 1 hour - 47.9 MB

It's summertime so that means Josh is going to a festival and Joel returned from a show. This week we briefly talk about shows we're attending, fights we've been in, and awkward bar encounters. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast, twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us any roommate stories/stack ideas/friend roasts at [email protected]

Episode 18: Wiggle Splash v. Busty Nut

June 20, 2018 23:30 - 1 hour - 47.9 MB

It's summertime so that means Josh is going to a festival and Joel returned from a show. This week we briefly talk about shows we're attending, fights we've been in, and awkward bar encounters. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast, twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us any roommate stories/stack ideas/friend roasts at [email protected]

Episode 17: Nice and Nasty

June 12, 2018 23:45 - 1 hour - 47.6 MB

Join us on the back deck on this sunny day while we cover 50 different topics. This week we talk about some of the nicer places we've lived in as well as the dumps that should be condemned. We also bring up mice problems and our attempts to stop them. Find us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, and send us an email with any roommate story or suggestions for the stack at [email protected]

Episode 17: Nice and Nasty

June 12, 2018 23:45 - 1 hour - 47.6 MB

Join us on the back deck on this sunny day while we cover 50 different topics. This week we talk about some of the nicer places we've lived in as well as the dumps that should be condemned. We also bring up mice problems and our attempts to stop them. Find us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, and send us an email with any roommate story or suggestions for the stack at [email protected]

Episode 16: Saucin'

June 07, 2018 12:30 - 1 hour - 45.9 MB

On this week's episode we talk about lawn-mowing, bringing home girls, camping/festival hookups and meltdowns. We also share a listener email about the mooch we've all lived with. Always remember to lock up the booze. Find us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or email us [email protected]