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We Can't Be Friends

231 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 30 ratings

This is the story of two former roommates who share stories of their past while examining the interesting dynamic of living with someone. Every week Joel and Josh get together to talk (and yell) about the good and the bad of what it was like sharing a house with each other. Beer will be drank, feelings will be hurt, and laughter will be the glue that holds these two friends together.

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Episodes

Episode 112: Softballs

February 22, 2023 02:20 - 58 minutes - 94.7 MB

Pull up the video! It's time for another episode, this time with long time friend Tasha! We get some mom talk, Josh's Dunkin experience, Cooper makes several cameos, and Josh questions West Virginia's birthday.   Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 111: Dave Heads

January 11, 2023 03:27 - 59 minutes - 98.7 MB

This week we're joined by Andy and breakdown knowledge of Dave Matthews lyrics, Twisted Metal, depression naps, horrible college football takes, and the usual dumb shit. Grab a sixer and lets gooooo. Send us an email at [email protected] follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast

Episode 110: NASDAQ

December 07, 2022 03:17 - 52 minutes - 90.4 MB

Not Another Stupid Dick Ass Question...aka tons of stupid dick ass questions. Sorry, we've been gone but we're glad to be back. The Statue of Liberty has gross feet btw. Deal with it.   

One Hitters: Wait Till You See Him

November 16, 2021 03:26 - 20 minutes - 34.7 MB

We've got a new one hitter for you! This week Josh gets sexy with a remix by De-Phazz of the wonderful track "Wait Till You See Him" by Ella Fitzgerald. Put down the Busch Light and make yourself a martini for this one.   Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us a song recommendation to [email protected]

One Hitters: Wait Till You See Him

November 16, 2021 03:26 - 20 minutes - 34.7 MB

We've got a new one hitter for you! This week Josh gets sexy with a remix by De-Phazz of the wonderful track "Wait Till You See Him" by Ella Fitzgerald. Put down the Busch Light and make yourself a martini for this one.   Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us a song recommendation to [email protected]

Episode 109: Glive, Glamp, Glove

November 03, 2021 23:10 - 55 minutes - 94.8 MB

We've got a fun one for you this week! Thanks for sticking with us through some mini-episodes but we're back with a big boy! Grab a sixer and have some laughs tonight!   Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, send us an email at [email protected], and please rate and review!

Episode 109: Glive, Glamp, Glove

November 03, 2021 23:10 - 55 minutes - 94.8 MB

We've got a fun one for you this week! Thanks for sticking with us through some mini-episodes but we're back with a big boy! Grab a sixer and have some laughs tonight!   Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, send us an email at [email protected], and please rate and review!

One Hitters: Something in the Way

October 12, 2021 03:00 - 14 minutes - 23.1 MB

This week's One Hitter is Something in the Way by Best Coast. Joel loves it and Josh isn't sure.   Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

One Hitters: Something in the Way

October 12, 2021 03:00 - 14 minutes - 23.1 MB

This week's One Hitter is Something in the Way by Best Coast. Joel loves it and Josh isn't sure.   Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

One Hitters: I Might Be Wrong

September 29, 2021 00:35 - 21 minutes - 35.6 MB

We're starting a new mini-series! In between our normal episodes we're each going to take turns playing a song we dig and briefly talking about while we dig said song. This episode Josh picked Radiohead's "I Might Be Wrong." Hope you enjoy it! Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

One Hitters: I Might Be Wrong

September 29, 2021 00:35 - 21 minutes - 35.6 MB

We're starting a new mini-series! In between our normal episodes we're each going to take turns playing a song we dig and briefly talking about while we dig said song. This episode Josh picked Radiohead's "I Might Be Wrong." Hope you enjoy it! Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 108: Lights Out

September 09, 2021 23:01 - 55 minutes - 47.4 MB

We've got an awesome episode for you! This week we're joined by our friend Andy who runs us through some of his worst roommates. Crack smoking roommates, shitty military bunkmates, military school, motorcycle clubs, and all the usual stuff to help you get through your hell week. Grab some beers and turn it up.   Follow us on instagram at @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 108: Lights Out

September 09, 2021 23:01 - 55 minutes - 47.4 MB

We've got an awesome episode for you! This week we're joined by our friend Andy who runs us through some of his worst roommates. Crack smoking roommates, shitty military bunkmates, military school, motorcycle clubs, and all the usual stuff to help you get through your hell week. Grab some beers and turn it up.   Follow us on instagram at @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 107: Alberta

August 06, 2021 02:09 - 53 minutes - 46.3 MB

Yeah. We know. Shut up. It's been a minute but we're back to bring you joy and frustration over our stupidity! This week we touch on audiobooks, HP Lovercraft, Team Subaru, aggressive parking notes, Joel's awkward moment of the week, and Simone Biles vs Josh's definition of the term "twisties." Have fun, we're sorry we've been away. We love you. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 107: Alberta

August 06, 2021 02:09 - 53 minutes - 46.3 MB

Yeah. We know. Shut up. It's been a minute but we're back to bring you joy and frustration over our stupidity! This week we touch on audiobooks, HP Lovercraft, Team Subaru, aggressive parking notes, Joel's awkward moment of the week, and Simone Biles vs Josh's definition of the term "twisties." Have fun, we're sorry we've been away. We love you. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 106: The Shitheads That We Are

June 19, 2021 02:24 - 1 hour - 44.2 MB

Holy smokes we've been wanting to do this episode since the beginning. This week we're joined by best bud/roommate/father and honorary member, Owen. We recap some roommate hangtimes, cringe-worthy memories, and we finally learn how we grow from shithead to full blown adult. Kinda. Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 106: The Shitheads That We Are

June 19, 2021 02:24 - 1 hour - 44.2 MB

Holy smokes we've been wanting to do this episode since the beginning. This week we're joined by best bud/roommate/father and honorary member, Owen. We recap some roommate hangtimes, cringe-worthy memories, and we finally learn how we grow from shithead to full blown adult. Kinda. Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 105: How Do You Say His Name?

May 19, 2021 03:35 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MB

We're back with another unscheduled episode! This week we get into J. Cole, Josh's extreme narcissism, an energy drink assault, Josh assaults Joel's birding, Josh Joel and Travis assault the English language via Mad Libs, and the usual nonsense. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 105: How Do You Say His Name?

May 19, 2021 03:35 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MB

We're back with another unscheduled episode! This week we get into J. Cole, Josh's extreme narcissism, an energy drink assault, Josh assaults Joel's birding, Josh Joel and Travis assault the English language via Mad Libs, and the usual nonsense. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 104: What Was The Question

April 07, 2021 03:25 - 56 minutes - 38.9 MB

Did you miss us? You buncha liars. This episode covers vast topics and intricate ideas or something like that. Wanna hear Josh talk about murdering people in The Sims? Maybe how much of a piece of shit Pat McAfee is? Maybe a dumpster bomb or Alonzo Morning? Have any of you ever worked with a guy named Bill Brasky? Then tune in! Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 104: What Was The Question

April 07, 2021 03:25 - 56 minutes - 38.9 MB

Did you miss us? You buncha liars. This episode covers vast topics and intricate ideas or something like that. Wanna hear Josh talk about murdering people in The Sims? Maybe how much of a piece of shit Pat McAfee is? Maybe a dumpster bomb or Alonzo Morning? Have any of you ever worked with a guy named Bill Brasky? Then tune in! Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 103: Dead or Playing Possum

March 11, 2021 04:30 - 56 minutes - 38.9 MB

We're back and ready to roll with a new episode! Sorry for the lack of updates but some of us have to work...a lot. Grip it and rip it, lets have some fun! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 103: Dead or Playing Possum

March 11, 2021 04:30 - 56 minutes - 38.9 MB

We're back and ready to roll with a new episode! Sorry for the lack of updates but some of us have to work...a lot. Grip it and rip it, lets have some fun! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 102: I Thought It Was Classic

January 27, 2021 00:43 - 56 minutes - 39 MB

This week on a fun filled episode of We Can't Be Friends we talk King of the Hill, a wrench, Joel provides a hot take on Jeopardy/Wheel of Fortune, The Office, local pronunciations, expensive shoes, surgery, Jay & SIlent Bob Strike Back, and the best Craigslist post of all times. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 102: I Thought It Was Classic

January 27, 2021 00:43 - 56 minutes - 39 MB

This week on a fun filled episode of We Can't Be Friends we talk King of the Hill, a wrench, Joel provides a hot take on Jeopardy/Wheel of Fortune, The Office, local pronunciations, expensive shoes, surgery, Jay & SIlent Bob Strike Back, and the best Craigslist post of all times. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 101: It's in the Name

December 27, 2020 21:54 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MB

Happy belated holidays everyone! We've got a new episode full of talk about soups, Josh's new land yacht, and OnlyFans....among everything else. Grab a grande Coors Light and have fun! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 101: It's in the Name

December 27, 2020 21:54 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MB

Happy belated holidays everyone! We've got a new episode full of talk about soups, Josh's new land yacht, and OnlyFans....among everything else. Grab a grande Coors Light and have fun! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

WCBF Theatre Presents: The Breakfast Club

November 25, 2020 04:10 - 1 hour - 61.6 MB

Friends, we've hit a milestone. It's our 100th episode! To celebrate this achievement we've assembled an ensemble cast to perform an off the rails live-reading of the 1985 John Hughes classic, "The Breakfast Club." Countless thanks to our long time friends and guests Jenny, Marcus, and Randall for helping us round out the cast. We hope you have as much fun listening as we did reading it for the very first time. Thank you for listening and supporting our tantrums (almost) every week! Peace, lo...

WCBF Theatre Presents: The Breakfast Club

November 25, 2020 04:10 - 1 hour - 61.6 MB

Friends, we've hit a milestone. It's our 100th episode! To celebrate this achievement we've assembled an ensemble cast to perform an off the rails live-reading of the 1985 John Hughes classic, "The Breakfast Club." Countless thanks to our long time friends and guests Jenny, Marcus, and Randall for helping us round out the cast. We hope you have as much fun listening as we did reading it for the very first time. Thank you for listening and supporting our tantrums (almost) ever...

Episode 99: Rockabye

October 24, 2020 12:00 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MB

This week we've got an episode that I'd describe as calm/not calm. We cover a lot of ground with movies (ie Can't Hardly Wait, Dutch, Home Alone, So I Married an Axe Murderer), we check in on the Wrist Watch, how boring Girls Gone Wild got, and Sandler vs Ferrell. Everything's gonna be alright. Thanks for listening and tell your friends. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 99: Rockabye

October 24, 2020 12:00 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MB

This week we've got an episode that I'd describe as calm/not calm. We cover a lot of ground with movies (ie Can't Hardly Wait, Dutch, Home Alone, So I Married an Axe Murderer), we check in on the Wrist Watch, how boring Girls Gone Wild got, and Sandler vs Ferrell. Everything's gonna be alright. Thanks for listening and tell your friends. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 98: A Shitty Ed Gein

October 10, 2020 02:00 - 1 hour - 43.6 MB

Listen up friends. This one is a doozy. We finally get longtime listener and friend of the show Mike aka a shittier Ed Gein aka collector of badass images aka @abandoned_appalachia on the ol' Instagram. We try to drag out a roommate story from him (several times) while drinking massive amounts of booze. We had a blast recording this episode so grab a plunger and let's get this shit moving. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 98: A Shitty Ed Gein

October 10, 2020 02:00 - 1 hour - 43.6 MB

Listen up friends. This one is a doozy. We finally get longtime listener and friend of the show Mike aka a shittier Ed Gein aka collector of badass images aka @abandoned_appalachia on the ol' Instagram. We try to drag out a roommate story from him (several times) while drinking massive amounts of booze. We had a blast recording this episode so grab a plunger and let's get this shit moving. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected] ...

Episode 97: Right in the Gutter

October 01, 2020 03:10 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MB

Hey there guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Does it get any better than Saliva? Answer: yes. This week we chat about Lethal Weapon (again), made up songs about drugs, high school sports and our weird coaches, Summer Camp Heat Stroke, and we break down a typical text chain between the two of us. Of course there's other nonsense that I can't give away in here, but don't worry, we cover that too. #deskpop Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 97: Right in the Gutter

October 01, 2020 03:10 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MB

Hey there guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Does it get any better than Saliva? Answer: yes. This week we chat about Lethal Weapon (again), made up songs about drugs, high school sports and our weird coaches, Summer Camp Heat Stroke, and we break down a typical text chain between the two of us. Of course there's other nonsense that I can't give away in here, but don't worry, we cover that too. #deskpop Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gma...

Episode 96: Practice

September 20, 2020 05:00 - 50 minutes - 4 MB

We've got returning guest Jenny back on the show! We're talking about practice. No the game that we love...we're talking about practice...and the benadryl challenge. Also, Josh broke his arm and he's got a new roommate. Have fun, guys gals and non-binary pals! Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email [email protected]

Episode 96: Practice

September 20, 2020 05:00 - 50 minutes - 4 MB

We've got returning guest Jenny back on the show! We're talking about practice. No the game that we love...we're talking about practice...and the benadryl challenge. Also, Josh broke his arm and he's got a new roommate. Have fun, guys gals and non-binary pals! Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email [email protected]

Episode 95: I Fell

September 09, 2020 02:00 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MB

So. Josh fell and it kinda ruined his vacation. This week we cover some terrible super powers, Josh's first time playing Dungeons and Dragons, and we sing Britney...a lot.

Episode 95: I Fell

September 09, 2020 02:00 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MB

So. Josh fell and it kinda ruined his vacation. This week we cover some terrible super powers, Josh's first time playing Dungeons and Dragons, and we sing Britney...a lot.

Episode 94: I Don't Fall

August 29, 2020 03:00 - 47 minutes - 32.4 MB

In no way at all is this foreshadowing. Nope nope nope. Lemme tell you what though, Josh is so excited for his trip out west. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 94: I Don't Fall

August 29, 2020 03:00 - 47 minutes - 32.4 MB

In no way at all is this foreshadowing. Nope nope nope. Lemme tell you what though, Josh is so excited for his trip out west. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 93: Working Overtime

August 22, 2020 03:00 - 55 minutes - 38.5 MB

The J Boys are back in town, baby! Sorry for the delay, we've had some technical problems but we're ready to rumble. This week we get super into a Superman jerk off rampage and other super hero's (heroes?) bodily functions. Grab that Natty Daddy and let's have some fun. #joshsucks Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast and for the love of god send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 93: Working Overtime

August 22, 2020 03:00 - 55 minutes - 38.5 MB

The J Boys are back in town, baby! Sorry for the delay, we've had some technical problems but we're ready to rumble. This week we get super into a Superman jerk off rampage and other super hero's (heroes?) bodily functions. Grab that Natty Daddy and let's have some fun. #joshsucks Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast and for the love of god send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 92: Hashtag by Trapt

July 09, 2020 02:07 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MB

Get a hold of your butts, we've got a wild one. We're joined by friends of the show Rudy and Background Lewis to bring the ruckus. Trigger warnings for: deep v's,The Amazing Race, Ice-T, Godsmack, Insta Farts, and T.I. It's covid, baby! Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 92: Hashtag by Trapt

July 09, 2020 02:07 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MB

Get a hold of your butts, we've got a wild one. We're joined by friends of the show Rudy and Background Lewis to bring the ruckus. Trigger warnings for: deep v's,The Amazing Race, Ice-T, Godsmack, Insta Farts, and T.I. It's covid, baby! Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 91: Hell of a Year

June 25, 2020 03:31 - 50 minutes - 34.7 MB

We've emerged from our caves to bring you a new episode featuring our friend Brent! We cover dumb topics such as childhood dreams, memorable shows, and Josh once again flexes that mind muscle of his! Tune in for a fun time. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or email us at [email protected]

Episode 91: Hell of a Year

June 25, 2020 03:31 - 50 minutes - 34.7 MB

We've emerged from our caves to bring you a new episode featuring our friend Brent! We cover dumb topics such as childhood dreams, memorable shows, and Josh once again flexes that mind muscle of his! Tune in for a fun time. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or email us at [email protected]

Episode 90: The First Rule of Book Club

May 28, 2020 22:56 - 46 minutes - 32.1 MB

Hey everyone! We're back to irritate everyone with a fun episode that covers shower beers, video games, Moulin Rouge!, and Josh get's his grass cut. Grab a sixer of your favorite shower beer and hang out for a minute. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 90: The First Rule of Book Club

May 28, 2020 22:56 - 46 minutes - 32.1 MB

Hey everyone! We're back to irritate everyone with a fun episode that covers shower beers, video games, Moulin Rouge!, and Josh get's his grass cut. Grab a sixer of your favorite shower beer and hang out for a minute. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 89: A Walk to Remember

May 21, 2020 00:55 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MB

We're back to catch up on how we've been doing with our usual banter during Coronaworld. Spoiler: Joel screws up the intro and Josh buys a house! Send us an email at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram at [email protected]