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We Can't Be Friends

231 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 30 ratings

This is the story of two former roommates who share stories of their past while examining the interesting dynamic of living with someone. Every week Joel and Josh get together to talk (and yell) about the good and the bad of what it was like sharing a house with each other. Beer will be drank, feelings will be hurt, and laughter will be the glue that holds these two friends together.

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Episodes

Episode 89: A Walk to Remember

May 21, 2020 00:55 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MB

We're back to catch up on how we've been doing with our usual banter during Coronaworld. Spoiler: Joel screws up the intro and Josh buys a house! Send us an email at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram at [email protected]

Episode 88: To Everyone but Casey (AKA I'm the Showstopper)

April 29, 2020 03:30 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MB

At the time of writing this, Josh just played Fall Out Boy's "Sugar, We're Going Down." He's trying to tell me how to be hilarious but instead I'm dealing with his singing. I'm pretending I'm doing what he wants me to do. This is my opportunity to let you know this is a new episode! We cover almost everything under the corona sun. We miss each and every last one of you! Take care, we're not dead yet! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gm...

Episode 88: To Everyone but Casey (AKA I'm the Showstopper)

April 29, 2020 03:30 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MB

At the time of writing this, Josh just played Fall Out Boy's "Sugar, We're Going Down." He's trying to tell me how to be hilarious but instead I'm dealing with his singing. I'm pretending I'm doing what he wants me to do. This is my opportunity to let you know this is a new episode! We cover almost everything under the corona sun. We miss each and every last one of you! Take care, we're not dead yet! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

We Used To Be Friends: Episode 25: MacGyver S3, Ep9

April 10, 2020 03:35 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MB

A sober episode from 2018 when we recapped a random episode of the original MacGyver. Stay distant but stay in touch....but no touching.

We Used To Be Friends: Episode 25: MacGyver S3, Ep9

April 10, 2020 03:35 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MB

A sober episode from 2018 when we recapped a random episode of the original MacGyver. Stay distant but stay in touch....but no touching.

We Used To Be Friends: Episode 7: 16 Sweet Bands (3/25/18)

April 04, 2020 04:05 - 1 hour - 45.2 MB

Throwback Podcasts in the Time of Covid. This is our 7th ever episode. We put 16 bands against each other in a Sweet 16 type thing. They're all good bands. Promise. Stay safe. Peace, love, and pentagrams.

We Used To Be Friends: Episode 7: 16 Sweet Bands (3/25/18)

April 04, 2020 04:05 - 1 hour - 45.2 MB

Throwback Podcasts in the Time of Covid. This is our 7th ever episode. We put 16 bands against each other in a Sweet 16 type thing. They're all good bands. Promise. Stay safe. Peace, love, and pentagrams.

Episode 87: Barry Patterson

March 06, 2020 03:25 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

Our busy schedules can't keep us down (yes they can) so we're back with the laughs. We cover a corrections officer who tried to be slick, interrupted JOs, assault with a Playstation, and Josh tests his wine knowledge. Please write in if you like The Menatalist. For real. Follow on the insta @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 87: Barry Patterson

March 06, 2020 03:25 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

Our busy schedules can't keep us down (yes they can) so we're back with the laughs. We cover a corrections officer who tried to be slick, interrupted JOs, assault with a Playstation, and Josh tests his wine knowledge. Please write in if you like The Menatalist. For real. Follow on the insta @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 86: This Day in History

February 23, 2020 00:00 - 51 minutes - 35.8 MB

Helloooooo friends! Today's episode we BS about Josh's dad getting held at gun point, astronaut Mike Dexter, a roommate getting shot with a .22, and a drunk guy weilding a machete. Also Josh phones a friend!

Episode 86: This Day in History

February 23, 2020 00:00 - 51 minutes - 35.8 MB

Helloooooo friends! Today's episode we BS about Josh's dad getting held at gun point, astronaut Mike Dexter, a roommate getting shot with a .22, and a drunk guy weilding a machete. Also Josh phones a friend!

Episode 85: Old Man

February 16, 2020 23:00 - 48 minutes - 33.7 MB

This week we bring you a sorta-kinda-not really-Valentine-ish themed episode full of shitty roommate stories and trivia. Make sure to subscribe/rate/review/tell your friends.

Episode 85: Old Man

February 16, 2020 23:00 - 48 minutes - 33.7 MB

This week we bring you a sorta-kinda-not really-Valentine-ish themed episode full of shitty roommate stories and trivia. Make sure to subscribe/rate/review/tell your friends.

Episode 84: It's Not Funny

February 07, 2020 17:45 - 45 minutes - 31.3 MB

On this week's episode we discuss some shitty neighbors, if Taylor Swift would be fun to hang out with, Josh gets to talk about his favorite show Friends, and we take a horrible test to see what kind of roommate Josh is! Thank you for listening and please rate us 5 stars! Make sure to tell your friends. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 84: It's Not Funny

February 07, 2020 17:45 - 45 minutes - 31.3 MB

On this week's episode we discuss some shitty neighbors, if Taylor Swift would be fun to hang out with, Josh gets to talk about his favorite show Friends, and we take a horrible test to see what kind of roommate Josh is! Thank you for listening and please rate us 5 stars! Make sure to tell your friends. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 83: You Can't Die From Irritation

January 18, 2020 00:00 - 54 minutes - 37.8 MB

We're back again with more stories of the worst roommates in the world not named Joel or Josh. This week also brings a new weekly segment about Josh's favorite TV show! Listen, subscribe, rate, review, and tell your friends! Peace, love, and pentagrams! Send us an email at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast

Episode 83: You Can't Die From Irritation

January 18, 2020 00:00 - 54 minutes - 37.8 MB

We're back again with more stories of the worst roommates in the world not named Joel or Josh. This week also brings a new weekly segment about Josh's favorite TV show! Listen, subscribe, rate, review, and tell your friends! Peace, love, and pentagrams! Send us an email at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast

Episode 82: Do You Know What Cool Is?

January 07, 2020 22:30 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MB

Happy new years, friends! If your hope for the new year was that we'd go away...tough shit. This week we cover some expert roommate revenge and the normal crazies. We also read an extremely dissappointed listener email. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 82: Do You Know What Cool Is?

January 07, 2020 22:30 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MB

Happy new years, friends! If your hope for the new year was that we'd go away...tough shit. This week we cover some expert roommate revenge and the normal crazies. We also read an extremely dissappointed listener email. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 81: The One When We Watched an Episode of Friends

December 22, 2019 17:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MB

PIVOT! No, we didn't watch the Pivot episode but we did watch the one with The Routine. We decided to mix it up this week for the holidays with this Christmas/New Years themed rewatch. We hope you enjoy listening this episode as much as Josh enjoyed watching it!

Episode 81: The One When We Watched an Episode of Friends

December 22, 2019 17:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MB

PIVOT! No, we didn't watch the Pivot episode but we did watch the one with The Routine. We decided to mix it up this week for the holidays with this Christmas/New Years themed rewatch. We hope you enjoy listening this episode as much as Josh enjoyed watching it!

Episode 80: A Star is Bored

December 13, 2019 15:40 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MB

This week we've got some extra stabby stories for this Holiday season! Will Josh return to form on this week's trivia? We also answer a question from friend of the show, Owen. Download/subscribe/rate/review to find out all of the above! Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 80: A Star is Bored

December 13, 2019 15:40 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MB

This week we've got some extra stabby stories for this Holiday season! Will Josh return to form on this week's trivia? We also answer a question from friend of the show, Owen. Download/subscribe/rate/review to find out all of the above! Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 79: Fourth Degree Criminal Mischief

December 05, 2019 16:30 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MB

Hey friends! We're back with another expletive filled episode! This week we cover some recent roommate stories from Oregon and Iowa. Josh may have also found his calling as a Lifestyle Manager in London. BTW does anyone know what 4th degree criminal mischief even is? Subscribe and listen to find out more! #RIPLILBUB Thanks for listening and be sure to follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 79: Fourth Degree Criminal Mischief

December 05, 2019 16:30 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MB

Hey friends! We're back with another expletive filled episode! This week we cover some recent roommate stories from Oregon and Iowa. Josh may have also found his calling as a Lifestyle Manager in London. BTW does anyone know what 4th degree criminal mischief even is? Subscribe and listen to find out more! #RIPLILBUB Thanks for listening and be sure to follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 78: Stop Trying to Die Hard This

November 24, 2019 23:45 - 47 minutes - 32.4 MB

Holy Toledo...we've been gone for a minute, but we're back with your regularly scheduled nonsense! After a brief vacay to Florida/Ohio the boys are back with some fresh roommate stories (hitmen, swords, a Prius!) and a whirlwind of questions only Rainman could answer. Thanks for listening and be sure to tell your friends!

Episode 78: Stop Trying to Die Hard This

November 24, 2019 23:45 - 47 minutes - 32.4 MB

Holy Toledo...we've been gone for a minute, but we're back with your regularly scheduled nonsense! After a brief vacay to Florida/Ohio the boys are back with some fresh roommate stories (hitmen, swords, a Prius!) and a whirlwind of questions only Rainman could answer. Thanks for listening and be sure to tell your friends!

Episode 77: I'm Not Easily Spooked

October 31, 2019 02:45 - 1 hour - 51 MB

Happy Halloween you spooky squatters! We're (die hard) back with a vengeance and with friend of the show Kyle (@kyletunison) to cover some fun time USA stuffs! We talk about friendship, ghosts, haunted houses and voyeurs! If you enjoy listening to hilarious dudes talking about dumb shit, you're gonna probably not hate this shit!

Episode 77: I'm Not Easily Spooked

October 31, 2019 02:45 - 1 hour - 51 MB

Happy Halloween you spooky squatters! We're (die hard) back with a vengeance and with friend of the show Kyle (@kyletunison) to cover some fun time USA stuffs! We talk about friendship, ghosts, haunted houses and voyeurs! If you enjoy listening to hilarious dudes talking about dumb shit, you're gonna probably not hate this shit!

Episode 76: Whenever, Wherever

October 12, 2019 10:30 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MB

Did you know that Massachusetts, Alaska, and Virginia have horrible roommates who've killed people? Welp, now you do. Tune in this week to find out how! Email us at [email protected] and follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast

Episode 76: Whenever, Wherever

October 12, 2019 10:30 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MB

Did you know that Massachusetts, Alaska, and Virginia have horrible roommates who've killed people? Welp, now you do. Tune in this week to find out how! Email us at [email protected] and follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast

Episode 75: The Strength of a Thousand Puppies

October 06, 2019 22:00 - 55 minutes - 37.8 MB

This week we cover some terrible roommates that have been in the news lately. Is domestic abuse considered a roommate topic? We also cover some zodiac sign mumbo jumbo. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 75: The Strength of a Thousand Puppies

October 06, 2019 22:00 - 55 minutes - 37.8 MB

This week we cover some terrible roommates that have been in the news lately. Is domestic abuse considered a roommate topic? We also cover some zodiac sign mumbo jumbo. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 74: Abracastabya

September 28, 2019 11:00 - 53 minutes - 36.9 MB

I know you probably thought last week's episode was a little stabby but just wait until you listen to this today's! This week a roommate gets stabbed, we also cover another roommate who gets stabbed, and eventually another roommate gets stabbed. Finally we ask if a concerned roommate is legit worried about their friend or just a known-line-stepper. Follow us Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 74: Abracastabya

September 28, 2019 11:00 - 53 minutes - 36.9 MB

I know you probably thought last week's episode was a little stabby but just wait until you listen to this today's! This week a roommate gets stabbed, we also cover another roommate who gets stabbed, and eventually another roommate gets stabbed. Finally we ask if a concerned roommate is legit worried about their friend or just a known-line-stepper. Follow us Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 73: Cold Case

September 23, 2019 16:30 - 50 minutes - 34.7 MB

On this week's episode we cover a pair of pill pushers, a knife wielding drunk person, and a solved cold case thanks to some (not-so) expert police work. Make sure to rate and review the show and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 73: Cold Case

September 23, 2019 16:30 - 50 minutes - 34.7 MB

On this week's episode we cover a pair of pill pushers, a knife wielding drunk person, and a solved cold case thanks to some (not-so) expert police work. Make sure to rate and review the show and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 72: Downhill from a Bread Factory

September 16, 2019 23:20 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MB

This week the boys cover some dueling roommates, boring conflict resolution, and an amateur electrician (METH). Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 72: Downhill from a Bread Factory

September 16, 2019 23:20 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MB

This week the boys cover some dueling roommates, boring conflict resolution, and an amateur electrician (METH). Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 71: Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

September 07, 2019 16:15 - 51 minutes - 35.5 MB

Welcome back! This week's Horrible Roommate Awards go to: the guy who hit his roommate with a stool, a shitty college student, a clepto, and the old dude who Googled something he shouldn't have. Topics also covered: sharks, the new Tool album, terrible last seasons of TV shows, and the new Twilight Zone. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected] if your balls have ever touched toilet water!

Episode 71: Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

September 07, 2019 16:15 - 51 minutes - 35.5 MB

Welcome back! This week's Horrible Roommate Awards go to: the guy who hit his roommate with a stool, a shitty college student, a clepto, and the old dude who Googled something he shouldn't have. Topics also covered: sharks, the new Tool album, terrible last seasons of TV shows, and the new Twilight Zone. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected] if your balls have ever touched toilet water!

Episode 70: Refrescing

August 29, 2019 23:45 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

Hey friends! Like a shitty landlord looking for his money, we're back with another episode! This week we cover an attempt at homemade wax, a Grand Rapids woman who gained a temporary roommate, and a trio of bank robbing roomies. Oh, we also talk for a minute about what it's like to cry in the movies. Hack the planet! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 70: Refrescing

August 29, 2019 23:45 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

Hey friends! Like a shitty landlord looking for his money, we're back with another episode! This week we cover an attempt at homemade wax, a Grand Rapids woman who gained a temporary roommate, and a trio of bank robbing roomies. Oh, we also talk for a minute about what it's like to cry in the movies. Hack the planet! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 69: Red Goose

August 20, 2019 21:10 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MB

Hey friends! We're back once again with some horrible roommate stories. Have you wondered if a 35 pound weight plate makes a good weapon? Pop open a tall boy and find out. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 69: Red Goose

August 20, 2019 21:10 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MB

Hey friends! We're back once again with some horrible roommate stories. Have you wondered if a 35 pound weight plate makes a good weapon? Pop open a tall boy and find out. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 68: Along Came Devon Sawa

August 11, 2019 16:45 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MB

The boys are back in town after a brief break, but don't worry, we've got plenty of horrible roommates who've made the news ready to be ridiculed! Remember: arson is never the answer. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 68: Along Came Devon Sawa

August 11, 2019 16:45 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MB

The boys are back in town after a brief break, but don't worry, we've got plenty of horrible roommates who've made the news ready to be ridiculed! Remember: arson is never the answer. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 67: Jello Shots For Anxiety

July 24, 2019 21:10 - 58 minutes - 40.7 MB

Hey fellow friends! On this week's episode Josh prepares for an upcoming trip as Joel battles an anxiety attack. We also cover some terrible, stupid, violent, etc. roommate stories. Have fun!

Episode 67: Jello Shots For Anxiety

July 24, 2019 21:10 - 58 minutes - 40.7 MB

Hey fellow friends! On this week's episode Josh prepares for an upcoming trip as Joel battles an anxiety attack. We also cover some terrible, stupid, violent, etc. roommate stories. Have fun!

Episode 66: The Chef

July 17, 2019 22:45 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MB

This week we're joined by our friend Olivia Morris! We flex those brain muscles over some trivia and cover an incredibly wide range of roommate (and non-roommate) topics. Settle in with a La Croix or Coors Light and have some fun with us! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or email us at [email protected]