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We Can't Be Friends

231 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 30 ratings

This is the story of two former roommates who share stories of their past while examining the interesting dynamic of living with someone. Every week Joel and Josh get together to talk (and yell) about the good and the bad of what it was like sharing a house with each other. Beer will be drank, feelings will be hurt, and laughter will be the glue that holds these two friends together.

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Episodes

Episode 66: The Chef

July 17, 2019 22:45 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MB

This week we're joined by our friend Olivia Morris! We flex those brain muscles over some trivia and cover an incredibly wide range of roommate (and non-roommate) topics. Settle in with a La Croix or Coors Light and have some fun with us! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or email us at [email protected]

Episode 65: Sevenagon

July 09, 2019 21:40 - 57 minutes - 40 MB

We're back after a brief break! This week we catch up with each other, check in with friend of the show Adul Saosongyang, Josh phones a friend, and we tackle a couple of recent stories about some crummy roommates. Please consider rating and reviewing the show on your platform of choice! Send us an email at [email protected] and follow us Instagram @wcbfpodcast

Episode 65: Sevenagon

July 09, 2019 21:40 - 57 minutes - 40 MB

We're back after a brief break! This week we catch up with each other, check in with friend of the show Adul Saosongyang, Josh phones a friend, and we tackle a couple of recent stories about some crummy roommates. Please consider rating and reviewing the show on your platform of choice! Send us an email at [email protected] and follow us Instagram @wcbfpodcast

Episode 64: It's Florida!

June 22, 2019 00:10 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MB

Welcome to another episode of roommate adventures with Josh and Joel! This week we talk about Byron the Crusader, some crazy lady trying to dose her roommate to sleep, and some of the craziest landlord terms we've ever heard. We also cover Nothing (the band), foreskin, Father's Day, sunburns, magnets (but really, how do they work?). Hope you have some fun! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 64: It's Florida!

June 22, 2019 00:10 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MB

Welcome to another episode of roommate adventures with Josh and Joel! This week we talk about Byron the Crusader, some crazy lady trying to dose her roommate to sleep, and some of the craziest landlord terms we've ever heard. We also cover Nothing (the band), foreskin, Father's Day, sunburns, magnets (but really, how do they work?). Hope you have some fun! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 63: Milli or Vanilli

June 15, 2019 03:45 - 53 minutes - 36.6 MB

On this week's episode we discuss Man vs Wild vs Survivorman, the offshoot of a Bigfoot show, racist Spiderman, the new Godzilla, and finally Josh answers some Buzzfeed questions to figure out his ideal Disney character roommate. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 63: Milli or Vanilli

June 15, 2019 03:45 - 53 minutes - 36.6 MB

On this week's episode we discuss Man vs Wild vs Survivorman, the offshoot of a Bigfoot show, racist Spiderman, the new Godzilla, and finally Josh answers some Buzzfeed questions to figure out his ideal Disney character roommate. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 62: You Taking a Piss?

June 06, 2019 00:20 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MB

Did you know that The Real World is still (kinda) on the air? Well you're in luck since we run down this season's new roomies. We also talk about Joe Rogan guests and get an update on the dude who stole that $10 million lottery ticket from his roommate. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 62: You Taking a Piss?

June 06, 2019 00:20 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MB

Did you know that The Real World is still (kinda) on the air? Well you're in luck since we run down this season's new roomies. We also talk about Joe Rogan guests and get an update on the dude who stole that $10 million lottery ticket from his roommate. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 61: The EALSS System

June 01, 2019 15:30 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MB

On this week's episode we see who has better advice for dealing with a bad roommate: CNBC or Joel. Be sure to stick around for Josh's extensive Adam Sandler knowledge. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email for god's sake at [email protected]

Episode 61: The EALSS System

June 01, 2019 15:30 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MB

On this week's episode we see who has better advice for dealing with a bad roommate: CNBC or Joel. Be sure to stick around for Josh's extensive Adam Sandler knowledge. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email for god's sake at [email protected]

Episode 60: SWV

May 22, 2019 23:05 - 54 minutes - 38 MB

On this weeks episode we read an article from Seventeen magazine. It ranges from zombie preppers to shit I don't even want to talk about. Later on Josh attempts to flex his 90s R&B muscle. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or email us at [email protected]

Episode 60: SWV

May 22, 2019 23:05 - 54 minutes - 38 MB

On this weeks episode we read an article from Seventeen magazine. It ranges from zombie preppers to shit I don't even want to talk about. Later on Josh attempts to flex his 90s R&B muscle. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or email us at [email protected]

Episode 59: LASER

May 18, 2019 00:55 - 46 minutes - 32 MB

This week we cover content houses and Twitch streamers, assaulting noisey people, and an angry roommates knife throwing skills. Also Josh attempts to answer questions that very well could be on a 5th graders test. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected] Today's questions are presented courtesy of The Tractor Bar in Mount Nebo, WV.

Episode 59: LASER

May 18, 2019 00:55 - 46 minutes - 32 MB

This week we cover content houses and Twitch streamers, assaulting noisey people, and an angry roommates knife throwing skills. Also Josh attempts to answer questions that very well could be on a 5th graders test. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected] Today's questions are presented courtesy of The Tractor Bar in Mount Nebo, WV.

Episode 58: Here's Your Sign

May 12, 2019 05:15 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MB

Can an Aries and a Cancer live together? Probably, because we're all adults. What about a Taurus and a Dolphin? I have no idea. This week we talk about zodiac signs and how they work out with roommates. Tune in for some true believers...or something. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 58: Here's Your Sign

May 12, 2019 05:15 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MB

Can an Aries and a Cancer live together? Probably, because we're all adults. What about a Taurus and a Dolphin? I have no idea. This week we talk about zodiac signs and how they work out with roommates. Tune in for some true believers...or something. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 57: Seems Like A Wook Thing

May 05, 2019 04:40 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MB

Boy, lemme tell you what. It's been a doozie of a week and we make a mess of it so strap in. Violent roommates, heartfelt goodbyes, get some popcorn and a sixer.

Episode 57: Seems Like A Wook Thing

May 05, 2019 04:40 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MB

Boy, lemme tell you what. It's been a doozie of a week and we make a mess of it so strap in. Violent roommates, heartfelt goodbyes, get some popcorn and a sixer.

Episode 56: It Was a Long Summer

April 19, 2019 14:30 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MB

This week in roommate news we cover a noisey roommate who met a gruesome end and a flatmate who wanted to go viral more than anything! We also talk about country music. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 56: It Was a Long Summer

April 19, 2019 14:30 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MB

This week in roommate news we cover a noisey roommate who met a gruesome end and a flatmate who wanted to go viral more than anything! We also talk about country music. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 55: I'm Giving You Way Too Much Credit

April 12, 2019 02:30 - 46 minutes - 32 MB

Hey everyone! This week we hit some recent roommate stories that have graced the headlines (murder/toilets) and what 25% of people are looking for in a roommate. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 55: I'm Giving You Way Too Much Credit

April 12, 2019 02:30 - 46 minutes - 32 MB

Hey everyone! This week we hit some recent roommate stories that have graced the headlines (murder/toilets) and what 25% of people are looking for in a roommate. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 54: Mom Car Club

April 06, 2019 22:10 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MB

It's starting to warm up around here so we deccided to get into upcoming summertime stuff. Topics also covered: smoking weed, the unwritten rules of brunch, movie spoilers, and a reimagined Forrest Gump.

Episode 54: Mom Car Club

April 06, 2019 22:10 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MB

It's starting to warm up around here so we deccided to get into upcoming summertime stuff. Topics also covered: smoking weed, the unwritten rules of brunch, movie spoilers, and a reimagined Forrest Gump.

Episode 53: Fast Food Sweet Sixteen

March 28, 2019 03:55 - 1 hour - 43.1 MB

Are you trying to figure out what to eat for lunch? Are you a fast food lifer (thanks job)? Are you trying to connect with people over March Madness brackets? Look no further, our dumbasses have got you covered! This week we're throwing 16 fast foods into the pit and seeing who comes out.

Episode 53: Fast Food Sweet Sixteen

March 28, 2019 03:55 - 1 hour - 43.1 MB

Are you trying to figure out what to eat for lunch? Are you a fast food lifer (thanks job)? Are you trying to connect with people over March Madness brackets? Look no further, our dumbasses have got you covered! This week we're throwing 16 fast foods into the pit and seeing who comes out.

Episode 52: Four Simple Rules

March 22, 2019 22:50 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

Josh was feeling a little partied out today and wanted to know how he could change his ways. I took it upon myself to share with him the rules to making it home by 9:30 every night. I hope this helps not just Josh, but you as well. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 52: Four Simple Rules

March 22, 2019 22:50 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

Josh was feeling a little partied out today and wanted to know how he could change his ways. I took it upon myself to share with him the rules to making it home by 9:30 every night. I hope this helps not just Josh, but you as well. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 51: I Was So Chipper Today

March 14, 2019 04:20 - 54 minutes - 38 MB

Sorry for the week off, everyone. We needed a minute to mourn the loss of Luke Perry. We're back and this week we discuss Baywatch episodes, early Nickelodeon tv shows, and Josh might have cancer (oops). Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, and email us about the time you were almost abudcted at [email protected]. Check if your Losartan prescription was recalled [here](https://www.fda.gov/Drugs/DrugSafety/DrugRecalls/default.htm)

Episode 51: I Was So Chipper Today

March 14, 2019 04:20 - 54 minutes - 38 MB

Sorry for the week off, everyone. We needed a minute to mourn the loss of Luke Perry. We're back and this week we discuss Baywatch episodes, early Nickelodeon tv shows, and Josh might have cancer (oops). Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, and email us about the time you were almost abudcted at [email protected]. Check if your Losartan prescription was recalled [here](https://www.fda.gov/Drugs/DrugSafety/DrugRecalls/default.htm)

Episode 50: Decently OK

March 01, 2019 17:00 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MB

Today we catch up with one another after a long week in a surprisingly sober-ish episode...it was too early to get ripped, but that didn't stop us from trying. Thanks for listening and please rate/review! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 50: Decently OK

March 01, 2019 17:00 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MB

Today we catch up with one another after a long week in a surprisingly sober-ish episode...it was too early to get ripped, but that didn't stop us from trying. Thanks for listening and please rate/review! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or send us an email at [email protected]

Episode 49: The Moral of the Story

February 24, 2019 05:05 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

Today we cover some hot goss (that means gossip) in the national news and other trending topics. The Kardashian stuff is really Josh's wheelhouse and Joel is just along for the ride. We also discover how Josh would handle questions if he was running for office and what Joel's new book is about. Thank you for listening! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or send us an email about literally almost anything at [email protected]

Episode 49: The Moral of the Story

February 24, 2019 05:05 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

Today we cover some hot goss (that means gossip) in the national news and other trending topics. The Kardashian stuff is really Josh's wheelhouse and Joel is just along for the ride. We also discover how Josh would handle questions if he was running for office and what Joel's new book is about. Thank you for listening! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, or send us an email about literally almost anything at [email protected]

Episode 48: Are You Having a Good Bidet?

February 17, 2019 00:15 - 55 minutes - 38.6 MB

This marks our one year anniversary of the show! This week we talk about what we've learned, what we've hated, what it's like to be a lonely kid, and more! Thank you so much for listening to our nonsense! Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email [email protected] Peace, Love, and Pentagrams.

Episode 48: Are You Having a Good Bidet?

February 17, 2019 00:15 - 55 minutes - 38.6 MB

This marks our one year anniversary of the show! This week we talk about what we've learned, what we've hated, what it's like to be a lonely kid, and more! Thank you so much for listening to our nonsense! Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email [email protected] Peace, Love, and Pentagrams.

Episode 47: You Wanna Cry Later?

February 10, 2019 06:00 - 53 minutes - 37 MB

On this week's episode we dive into the wonderful world of Valentine's Day. Single vs. Coupled. Older selves vs. Younger selves. Really, who gives a shit? Thanks for listening. Please rate and review! Send us an email at [email protected] with your nonsense. Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast. Call your mom on Valentine's Day. She'd appreciate it.

Episode 47: You Wanna Cry Later?

February 10, 2019 06:00 - 53 minutes - 37 MB

On this week's episode we dive into the wonderful world of Valentine's Day. Single vs. Coupled. Older selves vs. Younger selves. Really, who gives a shit? Thanks for listening. Please rate and review! Send us an email at [email protected] with your nonsense. Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast. Call your mom on Valentine's Day. She'd appreciate it.

Episode 46: Those Who Can't Learn, Teach

January 31, 2019 03:35 - 56 minutes - 39 MB

Innies or outties? Ever hit your roommate with your car? Maybe stole their laxatives? Welp. Here we are. Subscribe, rate, review, and follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or email us at [email protected]

Episode 46: Those Who Can't Learn, Teach

January 31, 2019 03:35 - 56 minutes - 39 MB

Innies or outties? Ever hit your roommate with your car? Maybe stole their laxatives? Welp. Here we are. Subscribe, rate, review, and follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or email us at [email protected]

Episode 45: It's a Hard Life I Live

January 24, 2019 23:35 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MB

On this week's episode we talk about vegetarian food, recap some recent roommate stories in the news, and pay our respect to the late Kevin Barnett. Also Josh takes us down memory lane with the story of his International Whoopsie Incident. Send us roommate stories, questions, or anything else to [email protected]. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and Twitter @wcbfpodcast1.

Episode 45: It's a Hard Life I Live

January 24, 2019 23:35 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MB

On this week's episode we talk about vegetarian food, recap some recent roommate stories in the news, and pay our respect to the late Kevin Barnett. Also Josh takes us down memory lane with the story of his International Whoopsie Incident. Send us roommate stories, questions, or anything else to [email protected]. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and Twitter @wcbfpodcast1.

Episode 44: How Dare You?

January 18, 2019 16:35 - 1 hour - 41.7 MB

Have you ever seen a commercial for a new TV show that you felt you just had to watch? One that looked as if you needed a podcast to recap it for you? Well...unfortunately we did not watch one of those. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we (or at least one of us) hated the premier episode of The Masked Singer. We also answer a listener email and attempt to provide advice on meeting people in a new city. Rate/Review/Subscribe and follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodc...

Episode 44: How Dare You?

January 18, 2019 16:35 - 1 hour - 41.7 MB

Have you ever seen a commercial for a new TV show that you felt you just had to watch? One that looked as if you needed a podcast to recap it for you? Well...unfortunately we did not watch one of those. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we (or at least one of us) hated the premier episode of The Masked Singer. We also answer a listener email and attempt to provide advice on meeting people in a new city. Rate/Review/Subscribe and follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, ...

Episode 43: The 2019 RIP List

January 12, 2019 03:25 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

RIP 2018. Get ready for 2019. We've gotten our list together for the new year of the soon to be departed. We're not saying you need to place any bets on this or anything, but I'm not gonna lie, I feel pretty strong about Carter. #spoiler Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us your own list at [email protected]

Episode 43: The 2019 RIP List

January 12, 2019 03:25 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

RIP 2018. Get ready for 2019. We've gotten our list together for the new year of the soon to be departed. We're not saying you need to place any bets on this or anything, but I'm not gonna lie, I feel pretty strong about Carter. #spoiler Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, Twitter @wcbfpodcast1, email us your own list at [email protected]

Episode 42: New Year, New Booze

January 05, 2019 06:05 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MB

Holy hangover, Batman. It's 2019 and one of us feels like hell and the other had to work, the answer may surprise you. Grab a Gatorade/beer/both while we talk about NYE nonsense, where we were when Y2K went down, and someone is dumb enough to have us share our advice on how to raise your babychild. #rippaulwalker

Episode 42: New Year, New Booze

January 05, 2019 06:05 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MB

Holy hangover, Batman. It's 2019 and one of us feels like hell and the other had to work, the answer may surprise you. Grab a Gatorade/beer/both while we talk about NYE nonsense, where we were when Y2K went down, and someone is dumb enough to have us share our advice on how to raise your babychild. #rippaulwalker

Episode 41: Code Name "Operation: Griswold"

December 21, 2018 03:40 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MB

We're knee deep in Jessica Simpson's Christmas album (not really) so get ready to burn this mother down. This week we talk about the joys of Christmas music, The joys of picking out gifts for friends and family, the joys of gift exchanges, and all the other joys.