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Texas Podcast Massacre

381 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 70 ratings

TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite a special guest who typically does not watch and/or enjoy horror films to jump in the conversation as their “unsuspecting victim”, providing reviews for both horror addicts and the horror averse!

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Episodes

202 From Hell: Welcome to the 20th Century

May 19, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 51.6 MB

Week 2 of Unsolved May-steries has TPM heading to jolly old London for 2001's From Hell. We debate the best Alan Moore film adaptions, discuss Jennifer Love Hewitt horror comics, and talk trash about educated Victorians. Segments: Voicemail/Mailbag (3:27): Call us at 346-246-3143 Debate Question (14:13): What's the best Alan Moore adaption? Movie Review (21:00): From Hell (2001) Final Cut (64:13): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for...

201 Zodiac: Handwriting Experts Are Terrible

May 12, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB

This week we start our true crime month with Unsolved May-Steries! The first film we review is Zodiac, the 2007 Avengers prequel. Mitch goes into his favorite true crime murders, we judge handwriting experts, and why you shouldn't use your kids to solve crimes.  Segments: Debate Question (12:10): What are Mitch's favorite true crime stories? Movie Review (31:30): Zodiac (2007) Final Cut (79:27): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for u...

200 Troll 2: Oh My Goblin!

May 05, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 82.1 MB

Somehow we've made it to episode 200! What better what to celebrate than with Troll 2, the classic non-Troll, 100% goblin film. We answer listener questions and voicemails, get Lisa to commit to 200 more episodes, and talk about some of the most brutal plant-based deaths in film history. Segments: Mailbag/Voicemails (14:10) Movie Review (42:25): Troll 2 (1990) Final Cut (103:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horro...

199 Sadako vs. Kayako: Put The Rings On It

April 28, 2021 14:55 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

We finish up Versus month with the Mitch-requested Sadako Vs. Kayako crossover from 2016. We debate if Sadako could take on Jason, go into Mitch's deep Ring fandom, and talk about how to use horror at a baseball game. Segments: Debate Question (6:55): Pick 'em of the versus movies Movie Review (24:07): Sadako vs. Kayako (2016) Final Cut (72:18): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. You can connect with us at ...

198 Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem: PredaMorphs

April 21, 2021 14:51 - 1 hour - 59 MB

This week's TPM is Mitch vs. Nate as we review Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem for Versus Month. We talk about the Fangoria Chainsaw Awards, why Predators are better, and talk about sporting goods stores for entirely too long. Segments: Debate Question (5:06): Fangoria Chainsaw Awards 2021 Movie Review (35:15): Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) Final Cut (74:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you lov...

197 Freddy vs. Jason: Dokken to Goo Goo Dolls to Ill Nino

April 14, 2021 12:12 - 1 hour - 51.8 MB

This week Versus Month continues as we review Freddy vs. Jason to see which slasher reigns supreme. TPM debate if Freddy is Jason's father or half-brother, gush over Ill Nino, and question Jason's fear of water. Segments: Debate Question (4:58): What storyline would you use to get Freddy to fight Jason? Movie Review (19:16): Freddy vs. Jason (2003) Final Cut (66:18): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If yo...

196 Godzilla vs. King Kong: Pacific Grim

April 07, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

This week King Kong ain't got nothin' on TPM as we review the new release Godzilla vs. Kong on HBO Max. We pitch our own kaiju from myth/movies and pit them against each other, discuss the merits of the hollow earth, and show huge bias for Godzilla. Segments: Debate Question (5:35): What's your dream versus film? Spoiler-Free Movie Review (16:25): Godzilla vs. Kong (2021) Spoiler Talk (44:25) Final Cut (73:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a l...

195 The Devil's Advocate: Keanu's Accent Coach

March 31, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

Hoo-ah! This week everyone is back to discuss the devil in the details for The Devil's Advocate. We debate how Lucifer would lead us astray, Keanu's southern accent, and Nate does his best Pacino impressions...multiple times. Segments: Debate Question (8:11): How would the devil get to you? Movie Review (22:58): The Devil's Advocate (1997) Final Cut (78:06): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love ho...

194 The Call: Would You Like To Play An Insidious Game?

March 25, 2021 10:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MB

Due to potentially Leprechaun-related work shenanigans, this week's episode has Nate flying solo while reviewing The Call from 2020 (not the Netflix one)! He goes over Hell warehouses, obvious plot twists, and talks about his Blu-ray collection. Segments: Movie Review (2:35): The Call (2020) The Natronion Collection (29:00): Nate's Blu-ray purchases and recommendations Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspe...

193 Leprechaun 3: This Is Basically Lion King

March 17, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

Top 'O the St. Patrick's Day from Texas Podcast Massacre! This week we review Leprechaun 3 where Lep goes to the Vegas hood and is up to no good. We debate the best coin wishes, discuss Irish prejudice, and spit our best dirty limericks. Segments: Debate Question (5:20): What is your Leprechaun coin wish? Movie Review (22:35): Leprechaun 3 (1995) Final Cut (80:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you ...

192 March Mailbag

March 10, 2021 13:03 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

This week we mix it up with some questions from the listener mailbag! We debate who would win Godzilla vs. Kong, how to pitch a podcast at a funeral and tell the origin story of how the hosts met.  Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Ins...

191 The Devil All The Time: My Favorite Spiderman Movie

March 03, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 52 MB

This week we have a Lisa Special with The Devil All the Time featuring more than one Spiderman. We debate what American actors would work in this film and discuss how to woo women by putting spiders on your face. Segments: Debate Question (5:50): What are some American actors that would fit in this film? Movie Review (19:55): The Devil All The Time (2020) Final Cut (64:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans...

190 Saint Maud: Texas Disaster Massacre

February 24, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 51.5 MB

After surviving the weather in Texas this week (and Mitch's internet going out while recording), we get around to the comparatively light-hearted movie of the week Saint Maud! We debate the bleakest locations for a movie (outside Idaho) and brainstorm Mitch's funeral. Segments: Debate Question (12:18): What is a more bleak setting for this film? Movie Review (26:28): Saint Maud (2021) Final Cut (66:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of lo...

189 Happy Birthday To Me: Big Chloroform

February 17, 2021 17:49 - 1 hour - 78.3 MB

TPM All-Star Kevin Castle joins our podcast party to review Happy Birthday To Me the 1981 slasher classic. We debate ridiculous movie deaths, weights vs. scarf kills, and talk about chloroform so much WE almost pass out. Segments: Debate Question (14:15): What are some ridiculous horror movie deaths?  Movie Review (26:35): Happy Birthday To Me (1981) Final Cut (95:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If ...

188 Valentine: Roses are red, and so is blood. Candy is sweet, and so is revenge.

February 11, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 64.5 MB

Happy Valentine's Day to all of the Unsuspecting Victims out there! This week we review Valentine the 2001 slasher CLASSIC, play a Newlywed Game with a horror twist, and discuss Orgy along with the great soundtrack to this film. Segments: Game (3:40): Just Buried: Horror newlywed game Movie Review (29:50): Valentine (2001) Final Cut (81:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are...

187 Donnie Darko: Lisa Is a Harry Potter Cloak Person

February 03, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 57.7 MB

This week Mitch has picked the 2001 cult classic Donnie Darko for us to review. We debate the first movies that made us go down the rabbit hole, discuss Hot Topic for some reason, and the horror of clean-cut Seth Rogen. Segments: Debate Question (6:52): What was the first movie you went down the rabbit hole on? Movie Review (27:03): Donnie Darko (2001) Final Cut (73:26): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. I...

186 Psycho: Comment in the Next 5 Minutes!

January 27, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 50.3 MB

This week we invite Unsuspecting Victim Derrick into our podcast motel to review the pointless remake of Psycho. We debate another 'Vin' to replace Vince Vaughn in the film, talk efficient Slap Chop slayings, and of course references to the Property Brothers. Segments: Debate Question (4:50): What 'Vin' would you replace Vince Vaugh with for Psycho? Movie Review (19:00): Psycho (1998) Final Cut (64:54): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of lo...

185 The Poughkeepsie Tapes: Mitch's True Crime Intervention

January 20, 2021 14:03 - 1 hour - 59.6 MB

This week we review (barely for Lisa) listener request The Poughkeepsie Tapes. We debate which horror killer to feature in a true-crime documentary, talk about how non-Unsuspecting Victim friendly this movie is, and have a true crime intervention for Mitch. Segments: Debate Question (9:20): What movie killer would you want to see in a true-crime documentary? Movie Review (26:30): The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007) Final Cut (73:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast ...

184 Invisible Man: Does the Food Die

January 13, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 54 MB

This week we review the last movie we saw in theaters, Invisible Man from Leigh Whannell. We debate pranks to play while invisible, Hollow Man 2 (for some reason), and why innocent food had to be murdered. Segments: Debate Question (3:50): What prank are you playing while invisible? Movie Review (17:55): The Invisible Man (2020) Final Cut (71:16): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films ...

183 Scare Me: Lisa vs. Mitch

January 06, 2021 11:30 - 1 hour - 42.8 MB

2021 is finally here and we have a special episode to celebrate. Lisa and Mitch review 2020's Shudder exclusive Scare Me, debate the scariest stories they've ever heard, and talk trash about Nate while he's on vacation. Segments: Debate Question (3:40): What's the scariest story you've ever heard in person? Movie Review (9:15): Scare Me (2020) Final Cut (56:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you lov...

182 Year in Review 2020

December 30, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 67.2 MB

Happy Holidays from us here at Texas Podcast Massacre! We finally put 2020 in our rearview mirror but have a look back at some of the positives and great horror films of the year. Stay for the end to hear Nate's 'My Girl' award for unfortunately the 2nd straight year. Show Segments: Survey Results (14:00) Our Top 10 horror movies of 2020 (49:10) Nate's 2nd annual My Girl award (84:40) Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you lov...

FROM THE CRYPT: Jack Frost Episode 31

December 23, 2020 04:51 - 1 hour - 48.8 MB

Re-release of episode 31! Join the TPM crew as they debate the best inanimate material to merge your DNA with for either laziness or to kill. Once the snowball is rolling the TPM hosts and unsuspecting victims turn up the heat on bad-movie classic 'Jack Frost'. Show Segments: Debate Topic (03:22): Best inanimate material to merge DNA with?  Movie Review (15:19): Jack Frost (1997) What Would You Do Differently? (53:04) Awards (59:20) Final Cut (01:02:15): Movie review scores from...

181 Santa's Slay: Goldberg, Frankincense, and Myrrh-der

December 16, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 54.5 MB

This week we get into the Christmas spirit with Unsuspecting Victim Anthony as we review the Goldberg led masterpiece Santa's Slay. We debate Santa's weakest winter sport, stripper poll kills, and make way too many puns. Segments: Debate Question (6:10): What winter sport would you challenge Goldberg in for your soul? Movie Review (22:40): Santa's Slay (2005) Final Cut (72:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Take our 2020 Year-End survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3RK...

180 Edward Scissorhands: Fast Eddie the Unpaid Intern

December 09, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 58.4 MB

This week Lisa takes over as the host and picks the maybe horror film/Christmas classic Edwards Scissorhands to review. We debate Winona Ryder's place in horror and school Mitch on how great a film this is! Segments: Debate Question (6:30): Is Winona Ryder the queen of horror? Movie Review (18:40): Edward Scissorhands (1990) Final Cut (77:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Take our 2020 Year End survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3RKC5CQ Texas Podcast Massacre is a l...

179 Santa Jaws: Ho Ho Ho You Son of a Fish

December 02, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

This week we kick off the holiday season by cutting our teeth on the Syfy Christmas film Santa Jaws. Unsuspecting Victim Taylor pitches a film called Santantelope and we spend way too much time talking German magic pens. Segments: Debate Question (6:40): What animal with a Santa hat movie would you make? Movie Review (21:25): Santa Jaws (2018) Final Cut (75:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love...

Interview: It Cuts Deep with Nicholas Santos and Charles Gould

November 25, 2020 12:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MB

In this special episode, Texas Podcast Massacre interviews writer/director Nicholas Santos and lead Charles Gould of the newly released film It Cuts Deep. They discuss abandoned house ghosts, the best ways to propose, and if Nate is high and/or skateboards - listen to find out! Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @T...

178 Pilgrim: Patience, Prudence, and Beardtholomew

November 18, 2020 14:51 - 1 hour - 50.8 MB

We celebrate Thanksgiving early this week with the movie Pilgrim from Hulu's Into the Dark series. We pitch holidays where reenactors would be terrifying and talk about berries far too long.  Segments: Debate Question (5:36): What holiday deserves more horror films? Movie Review (18:50): Pilgrim (2019) Final Cut (62:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting ...

177 Gremlins 2: Mogwai Is This Happening?

November 11, 2020 13:35 - 1 hour - 50.5 MB

This week Lisa is back to review the classic sequel Gremlins 2: The New Batch! We talk about Gizmo in space, the worst office building of all time, and physics-breaking Gremlins made only of electricity. Segments: Debate Question (3:03): What's your pitch for Gremlins 3? Movie Review (11:15): Gremlins 2 (1990) Final Cut (66:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsus...

176 Jawbreaker: Marilyn Manson's Creepy Mustache

November 04, 2020 12:52 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

This week we go full mean girl with Unsuspecting Victims Kendall and Jill as we review the 1999 teen film Jawbreaker. We discuss choir kidnappings, prom night revenge and Marilyn Manson's creepy, creepy mustache! Segments: Debate Question (5:05): Who is your Jawbreaker character? Spolier-Free Review (17:51) Movie Review (48:45): Jawbreaker (1999) Final Cut (72:33): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime ...

175 Halloween 4: The Return of Lisa

October 28, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 56.8 MB

This Halloween you're in for a real treat as Lisa is back to review Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers! Get ready to hear them dig far too much into the ridiculous plot lines in the Halloween franchise. Segments: Debate Question (4:10): What's your favorite movie to watch for Halloween? Movie Review (22:50): Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) Final Cut (72:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for...

174 Candyman: Team Candy vs. Team Dandy

October 21, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 54.5 MB

This week we're all abuzz about 1992's Candyman! We debate if Candyman could take Freddy or Leprechaun (the answer is yes) and get our hooks into the meat of this film. Segments: Debate Question (4:38): Who would win in a fight: Freddy or Candyman? Movie Review (22:40): Candyman (1992) Final Cut (69:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspectin...

173 Freddy's Dead: Freddy Got Fingered

October 14, 2020 09:30 - 1 hour - 50.9 MB

This week we're back with another Spooktacular crossover with the Why I Hate This Album guys where we both review Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare. We discuss Power Gloves, Friedrich Nietzsche quotes over Goo Goo Dolls tracks, and how the music is better than the movie. Segments: Unsuspecting Victims: Why I Hate This Album (3:42) Debate Question (10:53): What technology would you have Freddy kill teens with? Spoiler-Free Movie Review (18:51): Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991...

172 Color Out of Space: Ancient Asses

October 07, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 58.4 MB

After seeing it last year at Fantastic Fest we go back into the Cage to review the Lovecraft adaption Color Out of Space. We talk about all of the shades of magenta, alpaca massacres, and the best hydrologist this side of the Mississippi. Segments: Debate Question (5:07): What classic horror movie would be improved with Nic Cage? Spoiler-Free Movie Review (26:20): Color Out of Space (2020) Spoiler Talk (47:25) Final Cut (72:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with...

171 Fantastic Fest Lives and Independent Horror Films

October 05, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 48.6 MB

In this special episode, we talk about our favorite films from this year's virtual Fantastic Fest and talk about some of the independent horror films we've watched recently. Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagra...

Ice Cream Man: Episode 79 (Re-release)

October 01, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

As we gear up for some special episodes in October, here is a Re-release of episode 79! Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victim Taylor as they discuss rocket bikes, eyeball sundaes, Michaeling down your Vincents, and give a frosty reception to terrible 1995 slasher Ice Cream Man. Show Segments: Debate Question (06:37): What kind of food truck would you murder people in? Movie Review (15:53): Ice Cream Man (1995) What Would You Do Differently? (01:08:03) Sequel Pitch (0...

170 The Hills Have Eyes: Mining for Centrum Silver

September 23, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 81.7 MB

This week we invite back TPM All-Star Kevin Castle to review the classic Shudder film The Hills Have Eyes. We debate if the tire from Rubber would be a good addition to the film, discuss Centrum Silver way too much, and gush over a very good dog. Segments: Debate Question (07:40): What horror movie villains would work in The Hills Have Eyes? Movie Review (24:50): The Hills Have Eyes (1977) Final Cut (100:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast M...

169 The Babysitter: Killer Queen: Casserole Recipes

September 16, 2020 12:30 - 1 hour - 58.2 MB

This week we welcome back Unsuspecting Victims Liz and David and they do not care for this week's movie The Babysitter: Killer Queen! We debate what to do when you come back from limbo, dish casserole recipe requests from PornHub, and review this Netflix sequel. Segments: Debate Question (05:33): What are you doing on earth after coming back from limbo? Movie Review Spoiler-Free (17:40): The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020) Spoiler Discussion (49:02) Final Cut (71:25): Movie review s...

BONUS: Interview with Terry Wickham

September 10, 2020 15:54 - 1 hour - 40.6 MB

In this special episode Texas Podcast Massacre interviews writer/director Terry Wickham about his movie Gruesome Threesome available on VOD on October 2nd, 2020. Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our...

168 1BR: Neighbor Eyes Are Watching You

September 09, 2020 13:29 - 1 hour - 67.3 MB

This week we move into a new video medium and review the Netflix sensation 1BR. We debate who has had the worst apartment neighbor, discuss murder apartments, and drop a new parody track. Don't forget to check out our interview episode on 1BR for even more information about the film! Segments: Parody Track (0:18): Neighbor Eyes - 1BR Debate Question (8:45): Who were your worst neighbors? Movie Review Spoiler-Free (26:55): 1BR (2020) Spoiler Discussion (54:20) Final Cut (91:04): ...

Interview: 1BR Producer Alok Mishra and Actress Naomi Grossman

September 02, 2020 13:06 - 1 hour - 34.4 MB

In this special episode Texas Podcast Massacre interviews producer Alok Mishra and actress Naomi Grossman about their movie 1BR that has blown up on Netflix. They discuss hot felons, feminine energy drinks, Canadian beers, and Nate/basements get dunked on repeatedly.  Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMass...

167 Spree: Squirt City

September 02, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 65.4 MB

This week we take a ride with Unsuspecting Victim Taylor on the recent horror film Spree. We talk about our worst rideshare experiences, Joe Keery's fantastic acting, and Mitch's love of Squirt City. Segments: Debate Question (5:50): What was your worst rideshare? Movie Review Spoiler-Free (20:05): Spree (2020) Spoiler Discussion (55:37) Final Cut (86:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fa...

166 You're Next: Ax Trap

August 26, 2020 14:36 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

This week Mitch and Nate have a rare argument over whether 2013 film You're Next is any good. They discuss Spirit Halloween masks, survivalist camp curriculum, and some of the least likable family members we've ever seen. Segments: Debate Question (4:30): What is your killer animal mask? Movie Review (16:45): You're Next (2013) Final Cut (75:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you l...

SummerStab 2020: Nate Learns About Wrestling

August 21, 2020 15:55 - 1 hour - 53.3 MB

In this special bonus episode, Kevin Castle joins the podcast to talk about some of the best horror gimmicks in wrestling's history and Mitch gets Nate to hilariously guess the winners of each match in this weekend's SummerSlam.

165 Urban Legend: Mitch Had a Terrible Roommate

August 19, 2020 16:51 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

This week we take a trip back to the time of Pop Rocks, dyed-blonde hair, and internet sounds on your phone to review 1998's Urban Legend. Mitch tells horror stories about middle school dating, roommates, and the worst urban legends in America. Segments: Debate Question (04:25): What was your local urban legend? Movie Review (25:00): Urban Legend (1998) Mitch's Terrible Roommate Story (56:20) Final Cut (78:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podca...

164 Host: Astral Plane Drinking Game

August 12, 2020 13:30 - 1 hour - 49.1 MB

This week Mitch and Nate join the Zoom call to review recent Shudder release Host. We discuss the rise of the Stream Screamers subgenre, seance drinking games, and the DIY awesomeness of this week's film. Segments: Movie Review (4:30): Host (2020) Debate Question (52:20): What are the best found-footage movies? Final Cut (62:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films ...

163 Event Horizon: Space Fire, Space Fire, SPACE FIRE

August 05, 2020 14:21 - 1 hour - 52.7 MB

We take Unsuspecting Victims Jenna and Derrick on a trip to Neptune to watch Event Horizon. We debate the best space crew members, what fire looks like in space and where is the Anderson-cut! Segments: Debate Question (3:55): Who is in your space crew? Movie Review (20:40): Event Horizon (1997) Final Cut (69:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Un...

162 Tammy and the T-Rex: Man vs. Animal Week 5

July 29, 2020 10:30 - 1 hour - 78.4 MB

We close out Man vs. Animal month with the gore cut of Tammy and the T-Rex! Lisa gives her opinions along with Unsuspecting Victims Liz and David to debate the best animatronics and dig deep into T-Rex arm length. Segments: Debate Question (07:55): What animatronic creature do you want your brain put into? Movie Review (31:20): Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) Final Cut (81:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us lon...

161 Man's Best Friend: Man vs. Animal Week 4

July 22, 2020 13:37 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB

Week 4 of Man vs. Animal is the Mitch pick Man's Best Friend. We talk about the ridiculous traits of Max the main character with Jaguar-like agility and reminisce about assassin dogs in Metal Gear Solid. Segments: Debate Question (10:34): What animal traits would you merge into your killer dog? Movie Review (26:05): Man's Best Friend (1993) Final Cut (81:08): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror f...

160 Deep Blue Sea: Man vs. Animal Week 3 Poll Winner

July 15, 2020 16:32 - 1 hour - 67.9 MB

You voted and we listened, this week's Man vs. Animal movie is Deep Blue Sea! We compare scientists that have messed things up for the earth and dig into some of the "deep" lyrics from Deepest Bluest. Segments: Debate Question (05:38): Where do these scientists rank on failed experiments? Movie Review (21:30): Deep Blue Sea (1999) Final Cut (84:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If yo...

159 Piranha 3D: Man vs. Animal Week 2

July 08, 2020 14:56 - 1 hour - 52.6 MB

This week we continue Man vs. Animal month with one of Nate's favorite films: Piranha 3D! We discuss animals that need their own horror films and the effectiveness of shooting shotguns into piranhas. Segments: Mailbag (04:40) Debate Question (17:33): What is the next animal Alexandre Aja should use? Movie Review (26:40): Piranha 3D (2010) Final Cut (69:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror f...

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