Texas Podcast Massacre
381 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 70 ratingsTEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite a special guest who typically does not watch and/or enjoy horror films to jump in the conversation as their “unsuspecting victim”, providing reviews for both horror addicts and the horror averse!
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293 Vampires: John Carpenter's Mitch's Selection Vampires
June 10, 2023 16:28 - 1 hour - 54.1 MBThis week we review John Carpenter's Vampires from 1998 and debate whether this is the least likeable cast of all time. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your...
292 The Horror Movies That Made Us
June 03, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 47.6 MBMitch's computer is still dead this week, so we go back in time and discuss the horror movies that made us fans of the genre when we were WAY too young! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please ...
291 TPM 2023 Horror Preview
May 26, 2023 09:00 - 39 minutes - 24.3 MBMitch's computer died this week, so we preview 2023's upcoming horror slate and pick out the films we're the most excited for along with a lot of Nun 2 talk! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Pl...
290 Scream and Renfield Double Feature!
May 19, 2023 09:00 - 58 minutes - 39.9 MBThis week we have a double feature reviewing two somewhat classic 2023 films Renfield and Scream 6! Debate Question: What horror roles should Nic Cage take on next? Movie Reviews: Renfield (2023) and Scream 6 (2023) Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and e...
289 Evil Dead Rises: Marley & Me-vil Dead
May 11, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBMitch is back from his Summer Living and travels to review Evil Dead Rise! We debate way better names for this movie and rank where this film sits in the illustrious Evil Dead franchise. Debate Question (9:10): What is a better name for this movie than Evil Dead Rise? Movie Review (18:25): Evil Dead Rise (2023) Final Cut (58:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143!...
FROM THE CRYPT: Episode 245 - Mama
May 05, 2023 19:58 - 1 hour - 51.4 MBRe-release of episode 245! We kick off Guiller-May del Toro month with Mother's Day-approved Mama from 2013! We debate the Murderverse, get a controversial review, and Mitch talks about parenthood. Debate Question (5:35): What's Nate's take on the 'Murderverse'? Voicemail/5-star review (18:45) Movie Review (33:25): Mama (2013) Final Cut (65:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by c...
288 Tales From the Darkside: The Movie: Cat Got Your Throat
April 20, 2023 09:00 - 57 minutes - 39.2 MBThis week we review Tales From the Darkside: The Movie... well we mostly pitch spin off movies. We debate which film segment would make a good spinoff, Mitch debates Evil Dead Rise vs. Beau Is Afraid, and Nate references The Good Son again. Debate Question: Pitch the Tales from the Darkside spin off movie Movie Review: Tales From the Darkside: The Movie (1990) Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Le...
287 Guyver 2: Job Security as Security
April 06, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 50.7 MBMitch Madness concludes with Guyver: Dark Hero, the sequel that only young Mitch wanted! We debate Ultraman vs. Guyver, take one of the best actor rabbit holes ever, and we say the word 'Zoanoid' so many times! Debate Question (4:15): Is Guyver better than Ultraman or Godzilla? Movie Review (17:40): Guyver: Dark Hero (1994) Final Cut (57:33): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling ...
286 Return of the Living Dead 3: Ghost of Veronica Mars 2
March 30, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 51.4 MBThis week we're back with another Mitch pick, Return of the Living Dead 3 from 1993. We debate which 2000s teen tv characters would fit in horror franchises, talk about how Hereditary 100% ripped off this film, and pitch a Night Of vs. Return Of the Living Dead film. Debate Question (3:50): What 2000s teen tv idol would fit best in a horror franchise? Movie Review (18:40): Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993) Final Cut (65:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Mass...
285 Stay Tuned: Dead Lasso and the Kill More Girls
March 23, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MBThis week we make kid Mitch's dreams come true and review Stay Tuned from 1992. We debate the best tv spoofs for hell (Kill More Girls and Dead Lasso), run through so many early 90s TV show puns, and Mitch roasts Rotten Tomatoes reviews. Debate Question (3:50): What's the best hell spoof of a current tv show? Movie Review (16:00): Stay Tuned (1992) Final Cut (48:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave u...
284 Leprechaun Returns: All's Well That Dies Well
March 17, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBHappy St. Patrick's Day! As per tradition we review Leprechaun Returns, debate the next horror director that should take on the storied franchise, and Mitch rants about bad limericks and Nate's movie score. Debate Question (TBD): What horror director should take up the next Leprechaun movie? Movie Review (TBD): Leprechaun Returns (2018) Final Cut (TBD): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a...
283 The Dead Don't Die: Jimmy Jaramusch Runs Stevie Sturgill Into the Ground
March 09, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 43.5 MBThis week we watched listener request The Dead Don't Die from 2019. We debate what we do would do as a zombie, ask whether Sturgill Simpson deserves jail time for writing this song, and apologize to Joy Ride fans. Debate Question: What are you doing as a zombie? Movie Review: The Dead Don't Die (2019) Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect w...
282 The Boy: Doll of Fame Inductee Brahms
March 02, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MBDoll of Fame week 5 is belatedly upon as with The Boy from 2016. We give a horror name to Mitch's brand new baby Samara, pitch an American Girl doll slasher flick, and pitch Brahms in a band called Doll and Oates. Debate Question: What horror name should Mitch's third kid get? Movie Review: The Boy (2016) Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can conne...
FROM THE CRYPT: Rosemary's Baby Ep18 - Congrats to Lisa and Mitch on kid #3!!!
February 24, 2023 09:12 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBCongrats to Lisa and Mitch on kid #3! To commemorate this joyous occasion, here's our classic Rosemary's Baby episode! Join the Texas Podcast Massacre coven as they drop a new single and review the 1968 masterpiece Rosemary's Baby. Show Segments: Song (0:27): Rosemary's Baby (Ice Ice Baby) Debate Question (03:27): What would it take for you to sell out your spouse? Movie Review (12:10): Rosemary's Baby (1968) What Would You Do Differently? (51:10) Awards: (54:02) Final Cut (56...
281 Bride of Chucky: Doll of Fame Inductee Tiffany
February 16, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBDoll of Fame week 4 is upon us so we review the 4th Child's Play film Bride of Chucky. We debate the best mid-franchise pivots, Mitch FORGETS TO WATCH THIS MOVIE, and Jennifer Tilly's Tiffany steals the show with the nomination. Debate Question: What's your favorite franchise film reimagining? Movie Review: Bride of Chucky (1998) Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 34...
280 Puppet Master 4: Doll of Fame Inductee Tunneler
February 09, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 50 MBThe Doll of Fame continues unfortunately with the obligatory Puppet Master entry, Puppet Master 4 from 1993. We debate the best actors to do Egyptian demon voiceovers, reject Decapitron, and discuss the somehow 15 films in this franchise. Debate Question (TBD): Who should have done the voicework for Sutek? Movie Review (TBD): Puppet Master 4 (1993) Final Cut (TBD): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans....
279 Possum: Doll of Fame Inductee, Most Depressing Category
February 02, 2023 15:10 - 1 hour - 49 MBWeek 2 of Doll of Fame has us frowning on the English countryside with Possum from 2018. We debate the things from our childhood that creeped us out, Nate gushes over Garth Marenghi's Dark place, and we induct Possum in as the creepiest nominee so far. Debate Question (3:15): What creepy thing did you fixate on as a child? Movie Review (14:35): Possum (2018) Final Cut (59:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fan...
278 M3gan: Doll of Fame Inductee - Once She's Here, She's Family!
January 27, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 48 MBSomehow the Doll of Fame is back already with M3gan, instantly the most memorable movie of 2023 so far. We debate M3gan vs. the Child's Play remake from 2019, Mitch corrupts his niece with android TikTok dance videos, and we find entirely too much meaning in this film! Debate Question (3:50): Compare Child's Play (2019) to M3gan Movie Review (20:50): M3gan (2023) Final Cut (59:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horro...
277 The Menu: It's a Rare, Well Done Film
January 18, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBThis week we dine in on new HBO Max entree The Menu. We debate which food in film we would add to The Menu (including Sausage Party), Mitch says 'amuse bouche' way too many times, and there are many food puns to be digested. Debate Question (12:10): What food from a film would you add into The Menu? Movie Review (23:00): The Menu (2022) Final Cut (55:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemai...
276 Chopping Mall: Prequel to House on Hottie Hill
January 12, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 45 MBWe're back in the year 2023 aka 202-M3gan with 1986 robot slasher classic Chopping Mall. We dig into director Jim Wynorski's backlog of punny adult films, discuss why you need tasers AND lasers, and Mitch pines for the days of Spencer's Gifts. Horror News (2:50) Movie Review (16:50): Chopping Mall (1986) Final Cut (54:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You ca...
275: Year End Review 2022
December 21, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBWe're ending 2022 by ranking our most/least favorite movies of the year, getting excited by 2023 films, and agreeing on another Doll theme month. Horror News (3:30) Top 10 Horror Movies of 2022 (16:20) Best/Worsts of the Year and what's coming in 2023 (63:50) Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us a...
FROM THE CRYPT: Gremlins 2 Episode 177
December 14, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 50.5 MBRe-release of classic Christmas episode number 177 Gremlins 2! This week Lisa is back to review the classic sequel Gremlins 2: The New Batch! We talk about Gizmo in space, the worst office building of all time, and physics-breaking Gremlins made only of electricity. Segments: Debate Question (3:03): What's your pitch for Gremlins 3? Movie Review (11:15): Gremlins 2 (1990) Final Cut (66:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us lo...
274 Home Alone 2: It's All About Rituals and True Crime
December 08, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 51.2 MBWe're back with another round of Home Alone where Kevin McCallister gets closer and closer to becoming Jigsaw. We discuss true crime theories, Mitch's undercover mob boss theories (multiple times), and the still the stone-cold parents in family film history. Debate Question (3:30): Where should Kevin McCallister have traveled for Home Alone 3? Movie Review (16:20): Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) Final Cut (63:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre ...
273 Becky: Look at Becky, Her Dog Is So Big!
December 01, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 49.5 MBWe're back from a Thanksgiving break with listener request Becky from 2020. Did you want to see Kevin James as a neo-nazi? Well this is your movie! We debate single female name titled film quality, if 'Apex' is the best henchman name, and what Becky 2 would look like. Debate Question (8:45): What are the best female name titled horror films? Movie Review (23:15): Becky (2020) Final Cut (60:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us l...
272 Joy Ride: He Who Drives Into the Rows
November 16, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBThis week we take listener request Joy Ride for a spin we'd like to forget. We debate the worst movies to spawn franchises (wink), discuss the classic TV series Crank Yankers, and rail against poorly written characters and truck physics. Debate Question (03:35) Movie Review (15:00): Joy Ride (2001) Final Cut (53:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can conn...
271 Bodies Bodies Bodies: A 5-Star Review This Week Gets You TWO Movie Requests!
November 09, 2022 11:00 - 51 minutes - 35 MBMitch is trapped in a hurricane this week, so Nate solo-reviews classic A24 film Bodies Bodies Bodies from this year. This Unsuspecting Victim-friendly film features Tik-Tok mishaps, Pete Davidson, and Gen Z people who have never heard of the rules from Scream. Spoiler-Free Movie Review (1:00): Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) Spoiler Review (8;25) Final Cut (42:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a v...
270 Terrifier 2: Guy Looks Like an Accountant
November 03, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 45 MBWe kept comparing Halloween Ends to Terrifier 2, so why not review it? We debate clown sight-gags, what's the worst way to go down to a clown, and what a Terrifier 3 would look like. Debate Question (7:00): Where does Art the Clown rate vs. other horror killers? Spoiler-Free Movie Review (17:00): Terrifier 2 (2022) Spoiler Review (40:40) Final Cut (57:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voice...
269 Spawn: Why I Hate This Clown
October 25, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 51.6 MBThis week the Why I Hate This Album podcast has picked another winner for our annual Halloween crossover with the definitely-not-a-classic Spawn from 1997. We debate if the album or movie is worse, discuss poorly spelled jokes, and explain the film less obviously than the characters did. Debate Question (4:06): Is the soundtrack or the movie worse? Movie Review (18:30): Spawn (1997) Final Cut (64:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love f...
268 Halloween Ends: Murder She Strode
October 20, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBHalloween Ends Tonight!!! This week we review the last release of the Halloween trilogy and Mitch goes on multiple rants about this polarizing new film. Listener Voicemails/Messages (4:00) Movie Review (27:30): Halloween (2022) Final Cut (73:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like u...
267 Hellraiser: It Was Either This or Hocus Pocus 2
October 12, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 49.6 MBOctober keeps bringing the pain, so this week we review the recent Hellraiser remake that we saw at Fantastic Fest! We debate what franchise Hulu should reboot next, skin streching, and the landspeed of a Cenobite. Debate Question (04:00): Why is this reviewed lower than Werewolf by Night????? Movie Review (16:30): Hellraiser (2022) Final Cut (1:06:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail ...
266 Smile: Nate Yells 'Oh Shit!' and Fantastic Fest 2022 Recap
October 06, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 46.2 MBWe're back from this year's Fantastic Fest with our favorite moments from the festival and a review of Nate jump scare approved recent release Smile! Debate Question (3:30): How was Fantastic Fest 2022? Spolier Free Review (24:15): Smile (2022) Spoilers (46:15) Final Cut (59:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre...
265 Puppet Masher 3: Doll of Fame Week 4
September 29, 2022 09:00 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MBThe inaugural class of the Doll of Fame mercifully comes to a close after Week 4 where Six Shooter from Puppet Master 3 joins their esteemed colleagues. This week we discuss how many leeches is too many, why no one can physically move their feet, and give the name of Macho Mitch as the future doll mascot of the podcast. Movie Review (5:00): Puppet Master 3 (1991) Final Cut (38:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror ...
264 Suddenly in the Dark: Doll of Fame Week 3
September 23, 2022 09:00 - 33 minutes - 23.2 MBDoll of Fame week 3 returns with Korean banger Suddenly in the Dark from 1981. Nate goes solo in this episode as Mitch is too busy collecting rare butterflies to watch a film for his own theme month. Discussed: the word 'erotic' too many times, Lifetime poisoning movies, hallucinagenic doll nightmares, attic windows. Movie Review (2:15): Suddenly in the Dark (1981) Final Cut (29:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horro...
INTERVIEW: The Geare Brothers on their film The Retaliators
September 21, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 46.4 MBIn this special episode, Texas Podcast Massacre interviews the Geare Brothers (Darren and Jeff), the writers of the recent, well-received horror film The Retaliators. We discuss the real-life trauma that was the origin of the film, pit brother against brother on Attics vs. Basements, Santa Jaws, how Five Finger Death Punch are also great at acting, and more about Santa Jaws. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143!...
263 Dolls: Doll Out Boy - Doll of Fame Inductee #2
September 14, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 48.5 MBOur month of Doll of Fame inductees continues in week 2 with 'Doll Out Boy' from the underrated Stuart Gordon-directed classic Dolls from 1987. We debate unlikeable characters in horror, talk about the science of turning a person into a doll, and Nate proves that Dolls created Toy Story and all Pixar films. Debate Question (3:50): What are some of the most unlikeable characters in horror? Movie Review (16:00): Dolls (1987) Final Cut (57:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Te...
262 Dead Silence: Doll of Fame Inductee #1
September 08, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MBThis September Mitch has taken over show programming and that means an entire month of films featuring dolls we're calling the Doll of Fame (trademark pending). For week 1 we go back to James Wan's roots with 2007's Dead Silence and induct ventriloquist dummy 'Billy' into the inaugural class. Debate Question (4:40): Listener email: What franchise has good films for the majority of its run? Movie Review (19:05): Dead Silence (2007) Final Cut (63:35): Movie review scores from hosts and gu...
261 Maximum Overdrive: Manchild Steamroller
September 01, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 51.9 MBThis week we share a truck stop with returning Unsuspecting Victims Jenna and Derrick! We debate the machine most likely to murder us, talk comet physics, and bust out our worst AC/DC impersonations. Debate Question (4:40): What machine come to life would be the one to get you? Movie Review (18:50): Maximum Overdrive (1986) Final Cut (63:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling ...
260 Hellbound: Hellraiser 2: Cenobite Agility Is Lacking
August 25, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MBThis week we get into the Hellraiser franchise with a sequel (of course!) with Hellbound: Hellraiser 2! We debate where this franchise rates vs. Ghoulies, Nate rants about Cenobite agility, and Mitch recounts people sticking needles into themselves. Debate Question (5:20): Where does Hellraiser fall in the annals of 1980s horror franchises? Movie Review (16:00): Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (1988) Final Cut (57:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor...
259 Prey: Prey-Dator
August 17, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBFan favorite Unsuspecting Victim Taylor joins us this week to review the recent Hulu release Prey! We debate who the Predators should stalk in the next movie, break down some stellar dog acting, and it's Nate's turn for a rant regarding who can take out a Predator! Debate Question (4:50): What civilization should fight the Predator next? Spoiler-Free Review (19:10): Prey (2022) Spoiler Movie Review (39:00) Final Cut (74:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Mas...
258 Nope: DoesTheChimpDie.Com
August 10, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBThis week we review Jordan Peele's latest Nope with Unsuspecting Victim Anthony! We debate what type of Vampire/Football movie Peele should do next, Fry's gets a lot of free advertisement, and end up disagreeing on how good this movie was. Debate Question (4:00): What film should Jordan Peele make next? Spoiler Movie Review (22:00): Nope (2022) Final Cut (71:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a ...
257 Just Before Dawn: They Didn't Understand the Warnings
August 04, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBFor Week 4 of SummerStab the wrestling and 80s horror aficionado Kevin Castle returns! We review Oregon horror classic Just Before Dawn, discuss how Tara Reid is the new George Kennedy, and explain how they DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE WARNINGS! Movie Review (18:00): Just Before Dawn (1981) Final Cut (75:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at te...
256 Blade Trinity: SummerStab 2022 Week 3
July 28, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 54.2 MBWeek 3 of SummerStab continues with yet another sequel, the Ryan Reynolds action movie berth in Blade Trinity featuring Triple H. We debate when vampires became less scary, talk about Jessica Biel's arms, and bust out our favorite Blade quotes. Debate Question (6:00): When were vampires last scary? Movie Review (22:45): Blade Trinity (2004) Final Cut (63:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests SummerSlam Picks (75:00) Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime h...
255 The Black Phone: SummerStab 2022 Week 2
July 20, 2022 09:30 - 1 hour - 52.5 MBWeek 2 of SummerStab continues with recent release The Black Phone. We debate the best masks in horror, pick which type of ghost kid we would be, and welcome first time guest Ben to our secluded, soundproof podcast studio. Debate Question (3:20): What is the scariest mask in film? Movie Review (20:30): The Black Phone (2022) Final Cut (65:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling...
254 Predator: SummerStab 2022 Week 1
July 13, 2022 09:30 - 1 hour - 54.1 MBThis week we're bringing back SummerStab 2022 with the double governor action-horror classic Predator! We debate which horror villain should face off against the Predator, give Ts & Ps to Lisa who is out sick, and get too hyped for Hulu's Prey coming out next month. Debate Question (8:00): What horror villain should face off against the Predator? Movie Review (22:00): Predator (1987) Final Cut (68:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love ...
253 Gretel & Hansel: Garbage & Hansel
July 07, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBThis week Mitch is forced to watch one of his least favorite movies of all time, Hansel & Gretel from 2020. We debate the best fairytales to turn into horror films, Mitch has multiple rants, and discuss the practicalities of cooking children. Debate Question (5:55): What children's fairytale should be made into a horror film? Movie Review (17:50): Gretel & Hansel (2020) Final Cut (50:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtim...
252 Slither: Bugs vs. Slugs
June 29, 2022 09:30 - 1 hour - 45.9 MBThis week we review listener request Slither from 2006! We debate Starship Trooper bugs vs. Slither slugs, learn about Mitch's crush on 2000s Elizabeth Banks, and gush over creature makeup. Debate Question (5:45): Which aliens would win Starship Trooper bugs vs. Slither slugs Movie Review (17:45): Slither (2006) Final Cut (54:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143...
FROM THE CRYPT: The Hills Have Eyes 170
June 23, 2022 15:02 - 1 hour - 81.7 MBRe-release of episode 170! This week we invite back TPM All-Star Kevin Castle to review the classic Shudder film The Hills Have Eyes. We debate if the tire from Rubber would be a good addition to the film, discuss Centrum Silver way too much, and gush over a very good dog. Segments: Debate Question (07:40): What horror movie villains would work in The Hills Have Eyes? Movie Review (24:50): The Hills Have Eyes (1977) Final Cut (100:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Conne...
251 I Saw the Devil: Li-Saw the Devil
June 15, 2022 09:40 - 1 hour - 53.4 MBThis week we watched I Saw The Devil which somehow was picked by Lisa. We debate Human Centipede vs. Feast, talk cat and mouse games, and discuss some of the most irresponsible secret agenting of all time. Debate Question (5:20): What other movie should Lisa have picked? Movie Review (22:50): I Saw the Devil (2010) Final Cut (64:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3...
250 Killer Klowns from Outer Space: Sorry, Lisa!
June 08, 2022 09:30 - 1 hour - 74.6 MBIt's episode 250 and we finally get to Mitch's all-time favorite movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space. We debut the parody track 'Clown These Klowns', welcome Taylor back with some incredible trivia, and everyone apologizes to Lisa. Voicemails and 5-star reviews (17:30) Movie Review (49:10): Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) Final Cut (87:26): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by cal...
249 The Northman: I Will Avenge You Mitchell, I Will Save You Lisa
June 01, 2022 21:30 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBThis week we watched The Northman from everyone's favorite director Robert Eggers. We debate other classic tales that Eggers should adapt, critique the posture of Alexander Skarsgard, and talk Valkyrie braces. Debate Question (5:12): What Spakespeare play should Robert Eggers adapt? Movie Review (23:50): The Northman (2022) Final Cut (70:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling ...