Texas Podcast Massacre
381 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 70 ratingsTEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite a special guest who typically does not watch and/or enjoy horror films to jump in the conversation as their “unsuspecting victim”, providing reviews for both horror addicts and the horror averse!
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248 Guiller-May del Toro: Pan's Labyrinth
May 25, 2022 09:30 - 1 hour - 54.6 MBThe Final week of Guiller-May del Toro features the Spanish Civil War fantasy Pan's Labyrinth from 2006. We debate the best Guillermo del Toro monsters, wish Doug Jones a happy birthday, and learn about the Spanish Civil War. Debate Question (4:00): What is the best Guillermo del Toro monster? Movie Review (21:20): Pan's Labyrinth (2006) Final Cut (62:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicem...
247 Guiller-May del Toro: The Orphanage
May 19, 2022 09:30 - 1 hour - 48.4 MBWeek 3 of Guiller-May del Toro continues with The Orphanage from 2007! We talk about our most anticipated movies of 2022, discuss the recent release The Sickness, and frustrate Lisa with yet again more children in peril. Listener Voicemail and email (4:30) Movie Review (21:10): The Orphanage (2007) Final Cut (60:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can c...
246 Guiller-May del Toro: Blade II
May 12, 2022 09:30 - 1 hour - 48.1 MBWeek two of Guiller-May del Toro features the classic sequel Blade II from 2003. We debate comics turned into horror films, Lisa can't think of one nice thing to say, and Mitch calls all Greeks 'Papadopolous'. Debate Question (4:15): What is your favorite comic turned horror film? Movie Review (19:20): Blade 2 (2002) Final Cut (60:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-24...
245 Guer-May del Toro: Mama
May 05, 2022 09:15 - 1 hour - 51.4 MBWe kick of Guiller-May del Toro month with Mother's Day approved Mama from 2013! We debate the Murderverse, get a controversial review, and Mitch talks about parenthood. Debate Question (5:35): What's Nate's take on the 'Murderverse'? Voicemail/5-star review (18:45) Movie Review (33:25): Mama (2013) Final Cut (65:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You ca...
244 2022 Halfway to Halloween Queen
April 27, 2022 09:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MBHappy Halfway to Halloween! This week we get into some great listener voicemails and talk about the horror movies coming up for the rest of this year. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate a...
243 Fresh: Mitch as Pantless Man
April 21, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBJoin us and gourmet guest Taylor as we dissect the movie of the week Fresh from Hulu. We debate the best movie cannibals, confuse Sebastian Stan with his character, and Mitch gets the role of a lifetime. Debate Question (2:50): Who is the best cannibal in film? Movie Review (17:30): Fresh (2022) Final Cut (69:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect...
242 Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust
April 13, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MBEaster gets celebrated early with listener request GingerDeadMan 2: Passion of the Crust! We debate the best puppets to defeat a possessed cookie, literally read from the film's script, and Nate gets the nickname 'Nathan Nightmare'. Link to the screenplay: https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/s3-euw1-ap-pe-ws4-cws-documents.ri-prod/9781138908819/THE_GINGERDEAD_MAN_2_Shooting_Script.pdf Debate Question (6:00): Design your own 'Tiny Terror' Movie Review (20:00): Gingerdead Man 2 (2008) Fin...
241 April Fool's Day (1986): Unsuspecting Victim's Paradise
April 07, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MBThis week we celebrate the prankiest of holidays with the original April Fool's Day from 1986. We debate lesser holidays that need a horror movie, what level of pranks we could handle, and reminisce when cassette tapes with babies crying were still a thing. Debate Question (3:25): What holiday deserves a horror film? Movie Review (20:20): April Fool's Day (1986) Final Cut (54:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horro...
240 X: You Never Forget Your First One
March 30, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBNate may have left Texas, but horror is here to stay with new release X from Ti West! This week we debate the best dual roles in film, Lisa cracks some solid jokes, and we discuss geriatric sex far too much. Debate Question (6:25): What is the best dual role acting in a movie? Movie Review (20:15): X (2022) Final Cut (58:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! Yo...
239 Antlers: Get Mentally Prepared For the Worst
March 23, 2022 09:24 - 1 hour - 54.1 MBThis week the Oregon Tourism Board in collaboration with TPM presents Antlers! In this episode we debate the best Beaver State films, Lisa asks why won't they think of the children, and Mitch gets his puppet wishes fulfilled. Debate Question (4:48): What is the best movie filmed/set in Oregon? Movie Review (18:33): Antlers (2021) Final Cut (55:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by ca...
238 Leprechaun: Top 'O the Morning Ya'll
March 16, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 53.1 MBSt. Patrick's Day is here which means Lep is chasing Jennifer Aniston in the OG cult-classic Leprechaun. In this episode Mitch reveals his Guitar Center catalog weakness, Lisa busts out her Irish accent, and Nate relives his childhood. Debate Question (10:00): What would slow you down as a Leprechaun? Movie Review (22:00): Leprechaun (1993) Final Cut (65:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a v...
237 Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Requels Will Continue Until Morale Improves
March 10, 2022 10:30 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBThis week Nate calls in from Oregon as we go back to our namesake with the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre film on Netflix! They debate horror sequels, 70-year-old murderers, and bad Texas Ranger backstories. Debate Question (5:40): What horror franchise deserves a sequel? Movie Review (23:20): Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) Final Cut (74:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346...
236 Scream: Your Second Cousin Once Removed Is the Killer
March 02, 2022 11:34 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBThis week we review 2022's Scream recently out on digital. We debate the best fifth horror franchise film, discuss elevated vs. slasher horror films, and investigate confusing family trees. Debate Question (5:15): What's the best 5th movie in a horror franchise? Movie Review (22:30): Scream (2022) Final Cut (71:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can conne...
235 Rubber: They See Me Rollin'
February 23, 2022 11:28 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBThis week we roll through listener request Rubber! We debate the least reasoned movie moments in TPM history, discuss tire physics, and list the best 1970s disaster movies. Debate Question (4:30) Movie Review (20:40): Rubber (2010) Final Cut (50:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, l...
234 Aftershock: Always Forget
February 16, 2022 11:47 - 1 hour - 47.9 MBThis week we take a trip to Chile with listener request Aftershock starring Eli Roth. We talk about the Nope trailer, 1970s disaster films, and the worst funicular ride of all time. News (5:41) Movie Review (25:20): Aftershock (2013) Final Cut (60:55): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre,...
233 The Addams Family: Sorry Munsters
February 10, 2022 11:31 - 1 hour - 51.8 MBThis week #TeamLisa strikes again with the early 90s class The Addams Family. We debate Addams vs. Munster, say the word 'Mamushka' too much, and gush over MC Hammer in this classic episode. Debate Question (8:40) Movie Review (24:40): The Addams Family (1991) Final Cut (63:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com...
232 Godzilla vs. Hedorah: Dry 'Em Out!
February 04, 2022 11:43 - 1 hour - 48.3 MBThe second movie in our Japanuary double feature is the best Godzilla movie, Godzilla vs. Hedorah! We take listener calls, recite very pessimistic song lyrics and get into this anti-pollution afterschool special. Listener calls and reviews (6:00) Movie Review (20:30): Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971) Final Cut (56:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can conn...
231 Onibaba: In the Tall Grass
February 02, 2022 11:30 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBJapanuary returns with the first of a double feature this week! We review the CLASSIC Japanese drama and horror film Onibaba. We go deep into the grass on masks, killing pits, and millet. Debate Question (4:00): What item in your house would you use to scare your kids? Movie Review (21:22): Onibaba (1964) Final Cut (50:25): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You...
230 One Cut of the Dead: Puke Zombies
January 20, 2022 14:53 - 1 hour - 44 MBThis week Japanuary continues with the low-budget meta-movie One Cut of the Dead! We debate the best horror movies to go behind the scenes, decide to finance our own film, and Lisa is way too happy on this episode. Segments: Debate Question (4:10): What horror movie would you like to see the behind-the-scenes of? Movie Review (20:40): One Cut of the Dead (2017) Final Cut (51:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horro...
229 Perfect Blue: She Got Selena'd
January 13, 2022 11:30 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBThis week Mitch gets deep into horror anime, we dance to J-Pop bangers and Lisa blows Nate's mind with a scary accurate Selena reference! Segments: Anime Horror Talk (5:05) Movie Review (20:42): Perfect Blue (1997) Final Cut (67:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebo...
FROM THE CRYPT: Sadako vs. Kayako Episode 199
January 06, 2022 15:07 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBRe-release of episode 199! We finish up Versus month with the Mitch-requested Sadako Vs. Kayako crossover from 2016. We debate if Sadako could take on Jason, go into Mitch's deep Ring fandom, and talk about how to use horror at a baseball game. Segments: Debate Question (6:55): Pick 'em of the versus movies Movie Review (24:07): Sadako vs. Kayako (2016) Final Cut (72:18): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans...
228 End of Year 2021
December 29, 2021 11:30 - 1 hour - 53.4 MBHappy Holidays from us here at Texas Podcast Massacre! We put 2021 to rest with our favorite episodes and films of the year along with our worst disappointments, don't miss it! Show Segments: Favorite episodes (3:42) Least favorite episodes/disappointments (12:36) Our Top 10 horror movies of 2021 (17:30) 2022 predictions (62:00) Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you...
FROM THE CRYPT: Willy Wonka Episode 131
December 24, 2021 14:58 - 1 hour - 84 MBRe-release of episode 131! This week we review the classic children's movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and with 100% accuracy point out it is in fact a horror film. Show Segments: Debate Question (03:28): What is the best candy? Movie Review (12:35): Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) It Could Be Worse... (78:50) Final Cut (85:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horro...
227 The Gingerdead Man: Busey to Busey
December 17, 2021 14:02 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBWhat better way to get into the Christmas spirit than everyone's favorite Gary Busey-voiced cookie? That's right, this week we review The Gingerdead Man and dig deep into the movie that launched an entire franchise of baking puns. Segments: News You Can Use (5:30) Movie Review (16:00): Gingerdead Man (2005) Final Cut (50:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! Y...
226 Christmas Evil: Feliz Navi-Dead
December 08, 2021 11:30 - 1 hour - 50.6 MBThis week we get into the holiday season with one of John Waters' favorite films, Christmas Evil! We discuss news you can use, our most traumatic Christmas moments, and how this was the inspiration for E.T. Segments: News You Can Use (5:10) Movie Review (19:20): Christmas Evil (1980) Final Cut (60:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at ...
225 Starship Troopers: Starship Truthers
December 02, 2021 11:30 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBThis week we review the ALL-TIME CLASSIC sci-fi film Starship Troopers! We recast the movie with actors of today with guests Jill and Matt, a Bugs vs. Dogs movie is pitched, and Lisa breaks Mitch's heart. Segments: Debate Question: Recast this movie with actors now (7:30) Movie Review (28:42): Starship Troopers (1997) Final Cut (74:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-...
224 Little Shop of Horrors: They Ate Cleveland!
November 17, 2021 11:30 - 1 hour - 50.8 MBThis week Team Lisa gets their revenge when the crew reviews Little Shop of Horrors from 1986. We debate who should be in the remake, talk about the horror that is dentistry and apparently watched two versions of the movie. Segments: Debate Question: Who should be cast as Audrey II? (4:50) Movie Review (15:50): Little Shop of Horrors (1986) Final Cut (61:25): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a vo...
223 Bone Tomahawk: Doin' a Ramblin'
November 10, 2021 11:30 - 1 hour - 51.3 MBThis week we review the occasionally brutal, occasionally boring listener request Bone Tomahawk. We debate the worst dead-eyed kids' characters, Lisa rants about western plotlines, and describe one of the more well-known kill scenes in recent memory. Segments: Debate Question: What kids' video is creepier than Sophie la Giraffe? (3:10) Movie Review (16:05): Bone Tomahawk (2015) Final Cut (63:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for ...
222 Last Night in Soho: Death by Shirley Temple
November 09, 2021 23:44 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBThe wait is finally over as we review Edgar Wright's latest film Last Night in Soho. We debate which classic actors deserve a horror film, discuss some incredibly shot dance sequences and rave about this future Naterion Collection entry! Segments: Debate Question: What classic actress/actor would you cast in a horror film? (6:12) Spoiler-Free Movie Review (19:18) Full Movie Review (42:40): Last Night in Soho (2021) Final Cut (79:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas ...
221 End of Days: Why I Hate This Arnold
October 27, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 54.2 MBThis week is our annual Halloween crossover episode with the Why I Hate This Album guys! We talk about the period-appropriate nu-metal soundtrack, talk sniper priests, and review this poor man's Rosemary's Baby/Devil's Advocate remake. Segments: Why I Hate This Album voicemail (4:40) Movie Review (23:15): End of Days (1999) Final Cut (67:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by callin...
220 Halloween Kills: Give Me That Old Tommy Doyle
October 21, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 54.7 MBOctober continues with one of the year's most anticipated releases, Halloween Kills! We debate why Michael Myers is so angry, discuss the best mob slogans, and after 40 years end the evil tonight! Segments: Debate Question: Give Michael Myers a backstory (4:45) Spoiler-Free Movie Review (20:45) Full Movie Review (43:30): Halloween Kills (2021) Final Cut (64:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us...
219 The Descent: Caves of Our Lives
October 14, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 50.6 MBThe most wonderful time of the year continues with the best cave-based horror film of all time The Descent from 2006. We debate nightmare scenarios of being trapped, Mitch coins the term 'batbois', and we review this modern classic. Segments: Debate Question: What is your nightmare scenario for being trapped? (6:50) Movie Review (20:00): The Descent (2006) Final Cut (62:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fan...
218 Psycho Goreman: Go Go Power Goreman
October 07, 2021 10:30 - 46 minutes - 32.1 MBWe kick off the most wonderful time of the year with Shudder's Psycho Goreman! We discuss horror news including a mini-review of Titane, talk about the ultimate game that is Crazy Ball, and get into horror movie parenting. Segments: Horror News (2:50) Movie Review (19:20): Psycho Goreman (2021) Final Cut (40:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connec...
217 Bloody Birthday: Nate's Bloody Basement Birthday!
September 30, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 66.5 MBThis week for Nate's birthday we switch it up and record a commentary track for the 1981 Eclipse-based child murder classic Bloody Birthday! Discussion topics include making out in graves, attempted murder by refrigerator, getting hit in the face with a shovel, and Hitman level assassinations by children. Segments: Happy bloody birthday to Nate (1:10) Commentary Track for Bloody Birthday (5:58) Final Cut (79:55): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a l...
216 Brain Damage: 84 Minutes to Kill
September 23, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 48 MBThis week we euphorically review listener request Brain Damage! We tackle horror news including Mitch freaking out about an Undertaker themed Netflix film. Discussion topics include Kevin Kline voices, the Brain/Brian dynamic, Lisa's best way to kill 84 minutes. Segments: News and Upcoming Films (3:30) Movie Review (18:40): Brain Damage (1988) Final Cut (56:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a...
215 Malignant: I See Other People's Houses
September 16, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBWe're back this week with new release Malignant from James Wan! We pick our most exciting news items with Fanatastic Fest, video games, and upcoming horror films. Topics include: Too much Aquaman, Seattle real estate, and Where Is My Mind? covers. Segments: Horror News (5:45) Spoiler-Free Movie Review (25:15) Full Movie Review (52:45): Malignant (2021) Final Cut (74:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans....
214 VelociPastor: Hooker/Doctor/Lawyer + Ninja
September 02, 2021 10:30 - 45 minutes - 31.5 MBThis week we take a solemn vow and review the instant classic film VelociPastor on Amazon Prime Video. First we recorded a commentary track (available on our Patreon) and then we sat down for a proper episode to discuss long laughter, missing VFX, and Hookers/Doctors/Lawyers. Segments: Debate Question (3:30): What animal would you morph into as a priest? Movie Review (14:05): VelociPastor (2018) Final Cut (35:41): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a...
213 House (1977): He Went Bananas
August 25, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBFor Week 4 of our Slaycation month we visit our aunt in rural Japan with 1977's House (Hausu). We debate the scariest household items to be attacked by, go bananas (literally), discuss Hugh Laurie far too much, and review this CLASSICALLY INSANE film! Segments: Debate Question (7:00): What object in your house attacking you would be scariest? Movie Review (18:30): House (1977) Final Cut (55:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for ...
212 Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: Chads Are the Karens of Dudes
August 19, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 46.6 MBWeek 3 of our Slaycation month takes us to the woods with Tucker and Dale vs. Evil! We debate if weed will still be a horror trope, talk hillbilly prejudice, and our discuss our worst ever vacation moments. Segments: Debate Question (13:10): With weed becoming legal, will it still be a horror trope? Movie Review (20:10): Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) Final Cut (60:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. ...
211 Jason Takes Manhattan: I Slime New York City
August 12, 2021 10:30 - 46 minutes - 31.6 MBTo celebrate Friday the 13th, TPM reviews the slightly memorable Jason Takes Manhattan. We debate the most memorable Friday the 13th film, talk about slime far too much, and discuss one of the most memorable boxing matches of all time. Segments: Debate Question (6:10): Where does Part 8 rank in the Friday the 13th series? Movie Review (19:20): Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) Final Cut (40:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a...
210 Old: Life's a Beach
August 04, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 51.2 MBWe're back from vacation just in time to review Old, the new destination thriller/horror film from M. Night Shyamalan. We debate where this movie falls in the M. Night canon, talk Mid-Sized Sedans, and Mitch talks sex education. Segments: Debate Question (5:18): Where does Old rank in the M. Night Shyamalan catalog? Spoiler-Free Movie Review (25:00) Full Movie Review (48:06): Old (2021) Final Cut (66:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor o...
FROM THE CRYPT: A Quiet Place Episode 47
July 22, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBRe-release of episode 47! Join the TPM crew as they quietly whisper a debate question to newcomer Kendall and hunker down in their new mattress-covered studio to review 2018's A Quiet Place. Show Segments: Debate Question (03:13): Replace the leads in A Quiet Place Movie Review (10:05): A Quiet Place (2018) What Would You Do Differently? (44:26) Final Cut (56:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leav...
209 Raw Force: Ed D. Murphy and Budget Lee
July 15, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 48.5 MBThis week Mitch and Nate go deep into the Vinegar Syndrome release Raw Force! Listen as they dig into cannibal monks, zombie martial artists, misplaced piranhas, the Burbank karate scene, budget cruises and so much more! Segments: Debate Question (6:15): What zombie creature do you summon to protect your island? Movie Review (17:55): Raw Force (1982) Final Cut (60:23): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. L...
FROM THE CRYPT: Escape Room Episode 88
July 07, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBThe Escape Room elevator pitch: Mysterious cameras. Puzzles that are not that complicated. Two-dimensional characters. Conspiracies on conspiracies. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they race against the clock to debate and review 2019’s first horror film Escape Room. Show Segments: Debate Question (06:30): What’s the best theme for an escape room? Movie Review (17:40): Escape Room (2019) What Would You Do Differently? (01:07:35) Wheel of Genres: Escape Room as a Western (01:12:25) ...
208 The Special: One Pump Chump
July 01, 2021 11:30 - 1 hour - 47.6 MBThis week we review The Special, a listener request that will make us never look at boxes the same again. We debate our recent addictions, and the ethics of cheating with a box are discussed. Segments: Debate Question (5:47): What is something that you've gotten too into? Movie Review (14:12): The Special (2020) Final Cut (57:59): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-31...
207 The Conjuring 3: Lisa Made Me Do It
June 24, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 51.8 MBAs we continue new movie month, there's yet another Conjuring out and we are contractually obligated to review it! We debate the status of the Waniverse, Lisa is given the power to choose a movie, and somehow everyone dunks on this film. Segments: Debate Question (7:52): Where is the Waniverse heading? Spoiler-Free Movie Review (24:07) Full Movie Review (50:35): Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) Final Cut (66:54): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Ma...
206 A Quiet Place Part 2: Every Mitch Needs His Sleep
June 17, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBShhhh! We whisper our way through a review of A Quiet Place Part 2 as we continue our new movie run! This week Mitch confuses Ron Howard for Clint Howard, we debate streaming vs. movie theater for new movies and discover Lisa's Cillian Murphy crush. Segments: Debate Question (9:27): What's the best way to watch new movies now? Spoiler-Free Movie Review (21:39) Full Movie Review (55:45): A Quiet Place Part 2 (2021) Final Cut (87:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas P...
205 Spiral: From the Book of Li-Saw
June 10, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBNew movies continue for Lisa's favorite franchise with the reboot/sequel Spiral from the Book of Saw. We debate the best comedians to lead a Saw movie, Chris Rock's scowl squinting and pick the tongue as the easiest body part to lose. Segments: Debate Question (5:09): What comedian lead would you pick for the next Saw movie? Spoiler-Free Movie Review (14:41) Full Movie Review (38:20): Spiral (2021) Final Cut (70:53): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre...
204 Army of the Dead: Mitchman vs. Supernate with Lisa Lane
June 02, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBJune is new movie month for TPM, can you believe it?!? We kick everything off with the zombie heist film Army of the Dead from Zack Snyder on Netflix. We debate the scariest zombie type, Mitch unveils a stuffed Nate doll (check out YouTube), and Lisa can't wait to get into spoilers! Segments: Debate Question (8:06): What type of zombie is the scariest? Spoiler-Free Movie Review (22:47) Full Movie Review (48:52): Army of the Dead (2021) Final Cut (80:42): Movie review scores from hos...
203 The Town That Dreaded Sundown: A Two Bullet Tour
May 26, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 73 MBWe end Unsolved May-Steries with The Town That Dreaded Sundown from 1976. We get TPM All-Star Kevin Castle to join the debate on the best true crime films, Mitch talks trash about Lufkin, TX, and we see what a Texarkana Drift movie might look like. Segments: Debate Question (17:50): What true crime movies were left off the list? Movie Review (33:57): The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Final Cut (83:23): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of ...