Texas Podcast Massacre
381 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 70 ratingsTEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite a special guest who typically does not watch and/or enjoy horror films to jump in the conversation as their “unsuspecting victim”, providing reviews for both horror addicts and the horror averse!
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026 Prevenge: Fetal Attraction
November 09, 2017 18:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBHomicidal Fetuses. Rock Climbing Incidents. Fat Snakes. DJ Dan. Prevenge is the brainchild of Alice Lowe who wrote, directed and starred in this modern slasher while eight months pregnant. Quite a feat considering that she wrote the movie in three days after no one would hire her while she was pregnant. Her movie was shot with a budget of only $100,000 and filmed in 11 days but the film is brimming with humor and symbolism. Ruth is pregnant and alone. She has no friends, no family and th...
025 Halloween 3: They Only Removed The Headstones!
October 31, 2017 21:48 - 1 hour - 49.7 MBCatchy Jingles. Irish robots. Cheap Masks. Stonehenge. Fresh off killing Michael Myers in Halloween 2, John Carpenter wanted to take the Halloween franchise in a different direction. In a bold choice Carpenter decided to move the franchise from a serial killer stalking teens to a plot focused on Stonehenge-related Halloween masks killing children all over the world. To say this was taking a bold chance would be a massive understatement and it's safe to say that consumers at the time did no...
024 Jigsaw: Gettin' Jiggy With It
October 30, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 45.7 MBDeceptive motorcycle sales. Red herrings. Bulk chain purchases. Twists on twists. 2017's Jigsaw continues the Saw franchise 7 years after Saw 3D: The Final Chapter was released and ostensibly the end of the series. However, on the back of multiple successful 'James Waniverse' movies the last few years Lionsgate decided to bring 'Saw' back to movie screens to take advantage of horror's resurgence in culture. Killings reminiscent of the Jigsaw murders start happening again even after the f...
023 Jason X: X Gon Give It To Ya
October 26, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MBCryogenic Freezing. VR Teens. Robot Makeouts. Cyborg Jason. Jason X is not a good movie, but it is a memorable one. Most aptly described as simply 'Jason in space' this movie was the 10th and most expensive of the Friday the 13th franchise when it was released in 2002. This despite the movie being filmed in 2000 and sitting on the shelf for around two years after the release date it was pushed back four separate times as well. The "plot" of this movie revolves around a 25th century profe...
022 Trick 'r Treat: Follow The Rules!
October 20, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBHalloween traditions. Bad bus drivers. Principals. UNICEF. Trick 'r Treat is quite possibly the best Halloween movie to never get a theatrical release. Originally scheduled to come out in October 2006, it was pulled to miss competition with Saw III. Due to it's direct release to DVD the movie has never been extremely popular Four main stories intersect and influence each other in this anthology Halloween classic. A sinister principal hands out Halloween candy, children play a prank near ...
021 The Babysitter: Dad's With A Protestant
October 16, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 49.9 MBBullies. Horny Teens. Over-protective parents. Protestants. The Babysitter is the Netflix original movie that takes the 80s teen babysitter fantasy and darkly updates it for current audiences. The touching relationship between Cole (12 year old outcast) and Bee (cool, hot teen babysitter) lulls you into a false sense of security in the movie's opening third. Once the blood starts flowing in this one, the pace quickens and doesn't let up even until the final credits. The main lead of the ...
020 Happy Death Day: Kappa's Don't Eat Cupcakes
October 14, 2017 05:15 - 58 minutes - 40.4 MBWake Up. Live your Life. Get Killed. Again. Happy Death Day takes the revered formula of Groundhog Day and mashes it up with a modern college slasher flick. The premise seems so simple that it's a surprise that it took until 2017 to be executed. Once again Blumhouse Productions (Get Out, Split) is hoping that this slick concept will translate to yet another 2017 low-budget horror hit. Jessica Rothe plays the protagonist Tree Gelbman as she is repeatedly murdered in increasingly creative...
Horror News 005 for 10/09/2017
October 09, 2017 17:00 - 27 minutes - 19.2 MBThe Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news that you need to know from the previous week, gives recommendations on what you should be watching and previews the next movie review. Topics Discussed for 10/09/2017 Halloween Horror Movie TV Schedules Exorcist: Legion VR Updates on 2018's "Halloween" Is Tommy Wiseau a Vampire? And More!!! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodca...
019 Gerald's Game: A-Wristed Development
October 05, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 44.3 MBAuthentic Kobe beef. Creepy sex fantasies. A dog that is not man's best friend. The Moonlight Man. Based on the Stephen King novel of the same name, Gerald's Game is the latest film from up-and-coming horror director Mike Flanagan. Flanagan (who will direct on 2018's The Haunting of Hill House adaption) has collaborated with Netflix to bring this film this surreal story that some thought would be impossible to bring to film. Carla Gugino, playing the protagonist Jessie, gives a tour de f...
Horror News 004 for 10/02/2017
October 02, 2017 17:00 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MBThe Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news that you need to know from the previous week, gives recommendations on what you should be watching and previews the next movie review. Topics Discussed for 10/02/2017 IT Chapter 2's release date revealed No one missed when The Mist show was canceled Kevin Bacon as Freddy? David S. Pumpkins gets animated Halloween special And More!!! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horro...
018 Rosemary's Baby: Word To The Mothers
September 28, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBNosy neighbors with chocolate mouse. Terrible obstetricians. People going blind out of nowhere. Terrible, terrible necrophilia jokes. Rosemary's Baby is a classic of the horror genre with allegories and themes of isolation, religion, sexism and motherhood just to name a few. Often imitated but never fully eclipsed, Rosemary's Baby is revered in film schools almost 50 years later and was the favorite movie of Stanley Kubrick. From Rosemary's pixie haircut to one of the most disturbing endin...
Horror News 003 for 09/25/2017
September 25, 2017 17:00 - 32 minutes - 22.6 MBThe Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news that you need to know from the previous week, gives recommendations on what you should be watching and previews the next movie review. Topics Discussed for 9/25/2017 Vaguely horror-related candles and Good Will Hunting references Universal's Halloween Horror Nights Two Sentence Horror Stories the upcoming TV show Amityville: The Awakening finally gets a release date And More!!! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for...
017 The Craft: The Bitches of Eastwick
September 21, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBVague, French-Sounding Gods. High School Cliques. Early-age Hair Loss. Skeet Ulrich. The Craft is many things - high school drama, witchcraft tale and teenage suicide meditation. This movie is a who's who of young stars from the 1990s that somehow didn't reach lasting stardom (except maybe Neve Campbell). While a moderate hit at the time, a franchise never developed - but this movie definitely made an impact on teen movies going forward. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they make ...
Horror News 002 for 09/18/2017
September 18, 2017 17:00 - 35 minutes - 24.6 MBThe Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news that you need to know from the previous week, gives recommendations on what you should be watching and previews the next movie review. Topics Discussed for 9/18/2017 Tobe Hooper's impact on horror film Jamie Lee Curtis to be in the new Halloween movie mother! and Mamma Mia's similarities Gremlins sequel ideas And More!!! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you ca...
016 Blood Drive Part 2: Dick Vicious
September 14, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBCyborgs. Soul Reclamators. Murderers. Television Executives. Blood Drive's first and only season started with a bang and pushed the envelope for what you could put on cable television. Sadly the show was canceled after season one, but Grace, Arthur and Slink made this a memorable and fantastic addition to the grindhouse genre. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they fight like estranged sisters while debating the best episode of Blood Drive. They also get around to discussing the se...
Horror News 001 for 09/11/2017
September 11, 2017 17:00 - 30 minutes - 28.4 MBThe Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news that you need to know from the previous week, gives recommendations on what you should be watching and previews the next movie review. Topics Discussed for 9/11/2017 American Horror Story: Cult Stephen King's seemingly endless amount of adaptions coming out on multiple platforms Creep 2 premiere IT poised for box office records And More!!! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you lov...
015 It: How I Spent My Summer Vacation
September 08, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBThe TPM crew floats with fellow losers/unsuspecting victims David and Liz from the theater down to the podcast studio. They debate the scariest Stephen King characters and gush over 2017's reboot of the classic film 'It'. Debate Question (06:40): What is the scariest Stephen King character? Movie Review (15:35): It (2017) What Would You Do Differently? (50:10) Awards: (56:45) Final Cut (01:00:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Come check us out at texaspodcastmass...
014 Children of the Corn: Team Isaac or Team Malachi?
September 05, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 78.6 MBThe TPM crew take the backroads to their rural Nebraska podcast barn and find the one working phone in town to talk with unsuspecting victim Tom about Hurricane Harvey and recent horror news. The crew also debate which plant is the scariest and harvest tons of comedy from the 1984 'cult' classic 'Children of the Corn'. News (03:45) Debate Question (14:00): What is the scariest plant? Movie Review (23:40): Children of the Corn What Would You Do Differently? (01:16:21) Awards: (01:18...
013 Annabelle Creation: Do Demons Cure Polio?
August 22, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 88.7 MBThe TPM crew enter the Conjuring Extended Universe and doll themselves up in the orphan-filled podcast studio this week. They debate James Wan's place in the horror director hall of fame, answer a reader's Walking Dead question and review this year's horror hit Annabelle: Creation. News: Upcoming movies Mailbag! Debate Question: Where does James Wan rank compared to other classic horror directors? Movie Review: Annabelle: Creation What Would You Do Differently? Awards: Horro...
012 Tourist Trap: We're Gonna Have A Party
August 15, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 83.2 MBThe young, attractive TPM crew along with amateur mechanic/unsuspecting victim David take an ill-advised detour off the highway this week. They discuss the finer points of creating mannequins, debate the worst tourist trap attractions and review the 1979 ESP mannequin nightmare + slasher film 'Tourist Trap '. Song (00:29): Davey Gaga - Plaster Face News (05:01) Debate Question (13:36): What is the worst tourist trap to get stuck at? Movie Review (22:14): Tourist Trap What Would You...
011 Blood Drive Part 1: Suck-u-bus
August 08, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 80.3 MBThe TPM dream team is staying together to make sure their brains don't become jelly, talk about being a homicidal artist in the depths of beauocracy and get to the bottom of what exactly a "Suck Bus" entails. News (02:25) Debate Question (11:24) What is the the best grindhouse trope? TV Show Discussion (22:54): Blood Drive the 2017 SyFy original show that wears grindhouse inspiration on its blood-spattered sleeve. This show has it all from 50s dinner cannibals to sex madness viruses....
010 Monkey Shines: Ella's There For You
August 01, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBThe TPM dream team monkey around in the podcast studio with a Monkey Shines inspired theme song, talk about unethical science experiments and see if this movie is secretly the start of the Planet of the Apes cinematic universe. Song (00:12): The Remeros - Ella's There for You News (02:23): Netflix new releases for August 2017 and BBC's Dracula Debate Question (15:03) What is the best animal to commit psychic murder for you? Movie Discussion (23:41): Monkey Shines the 1988 classic fro...
009 The Void: Private Idaho
July 25, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 77.9 MBIn this week’s episode of TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE Mitch, Lisa and Nate welcome David into their triangle-shaped podcast studio. The crew goes over all of the cult-related news at Comic-Con and review 2017's 'The Void'. TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite a special guest who typically does not watch and/or enjoy horror films ...
008 Castlevania: Don't Make Me Get My Shovel
July 20, 2017 20:27 - 1 hour - 74.4 MBIn this week’s episode of TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE Mitch and Lisa welcome an escaped Nate back from Europe, go over how Keanu Reeves is secretly a great actor, talk about the passing of George A. Romero and try to look for a plot in their review of Netflix's 2017 adaption of 'Castlevania'. TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite ...
007 Bram Stoker's Dracula: A Tale As Old As Time
July 11, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 92.9 MBIn this week’s episode of TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE Mitch and Lisa insist that Jacqui, Josh, and Patricia enter into the podcast studio while Nate travels in Transylvania (or pretty close), talk upcoming horror news, and review the 1992 Keanu Reeves-as-a-British-guy film 'Bram Stoker's Dracula'. TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they in...
006 Train to Busan: That's Why Mommy Left
July 04, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBIn this week’s episode of TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE Mitch, Nate and Lisa begrudgingly open the podcast studio door for Kirti and Matt to run into, talk upcoming horror news, and review the 2016 Korean zombie flick 'Train to Busan'. TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite a special guest who typically does not watch and/or enjoy ho...
005 Housebound: Village of the Dental Dam-ed
June 27, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 74.5 MBIn this week’s episode of TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE Mitch, Nate and Lisa put their friends Jacqui, Patricia and Josh on house arrest in the podcast studio, talk upcoming horror news, and review the New Zealand horror/comedy cult classic Housebound. TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite a special guest who typically does not watc...
004 The Amityville Horror: Jesus Take the Wheel
June 20, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 77.5 MBIn this week’s episode of TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE Mitch, Nate and Lisa sell their friend Derrick on coming to their classic fixer-upper podcast studio that also just happens to be built on a Native American burial ground, talk upcoming horror films, and to review the 1979 classic "The Amityville Horror". TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each w...
003 It Comes At Night: Buckets of Fun
June 13, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBIn this week’s episode of TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE Mitch, Nate and Lisa cautiously invite outsider and unsuspecting victim Kirti into their secluded podcast studio, talk upcoming horror films, and to review the new release "It Comes At Night". TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch and Nate talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week, Mitch and Nate invite a special guest who typically does not wat...
002 The Omen: We Need to Talk About Damien
June 06, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBThis week's episode of TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is all for you as Mitch and Nate are again joined by Lisa as this week's unsuspecting victim to talk about creepy kids, upcoming horror films, and to review the horror classic "The Omen." TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch and Nate talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week, Mitch and Nate invite a special guest who typically does not watch and/...
001 Alien Covenant: 2 Fassbender 2 Furious
May 30, 2017 23:34 - 1 hour - 57 MBIn the very first episode of TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE, Mitch and Nate invite Lisa to be the first unsuspecting victim as they discuss the new Friday the 13th video game, debate who is the best alien of any franchise, and review the Alien: Covenant. TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch and Nate talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week, Mitch and Nate invite a special guest who typically does n...