Stinker Madness - The Bad Movie Podcast
610 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 days ago - ★★★★ - 41 ratingsStinker Madness is a bad movie podcast that loves horrible films that might actually be wonderful little gems. Or they could suck. Cult, budget and "bad" movies twice a week.
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The Last Dragon - Who's got the glow?
June 27, 2016 22:05 - 2 days - 8.04 MBSam brings us the least karate "karate" movie to ever exist with martial arts being replaced by romance, music, dancing, neon, sassy children, and pizza. While this may sound like something you want to put your head through a wall for, The Last Dragon is truly awesome. The Last Dragon is the tale of a kung fu obsessed teenager who is the son of a pizza restaurateur on a journey to be the best at kung fu. His adventures are endangered by The Shogun of Harlem, Sho Nuff and Arkadian, who wants...
Prelude to The Last Dragon
June 24, 2016 23:56 - 1 day - 8.04 MBThis week on the podcast Sam brings in a movie that made him quite angry as a child but then grew to love it's non-kung-fu ways. It's 1985's The Last Dragon in which a "kung fu" guy tries to achieve something called "The Glow". Streaming Do's and Don'ts Monster Dog - Starz Motorcycle Gang - Netflix Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer - HBO Now Wild Card - The Great Superpower Debate The Glow - You glow neon when you've mastered something
Deadliest Prey - Danton & Lil Danton Do it Again
June 20, 2016 21:37 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBDanton returns to do his thing and his thing is killing so many people in ridiculous ways. This time he gets kidnapped by Colonel Hogan for the sake of a "never hunt a man" competition, faces off against Thorton, receives an assist from an old military buddy, has his wife kidnapped by a sexretary and does a fist pump in the air. Sound familiar? If you had told us that Deadliest Prey is just a remake of Deadly Prey without any of a new story we would have been deeply disappointed. It should...
Prelude to Deadliest Prey
June 17, 2016 22:29 - 1 day - 8.04 MBMike Danton is back on the show and we can't be excited enough. Deadliest Prey is the 28 years later sequel to Hall of Fame movie, Deadly Prey and we can't wait to see how David and Ted Prior follow up one of the greatest bad movies of all time. Be sure to revisit our Deadly Prey episode and for god sakes, watch the movie. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Shotgun - YouTube Death Machines - YouTube Rage of Honor - YouTube Wild Card - Good Neighbor, Bad Neighbor Clark Kent - Superman IV: The Q...
967-EVIL 2 - Grossface vs Sticky Pants
June 13, 2016 21:50 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBJim Wynorski makes his Stinker Madness debut with 1991's tale of a spooky phone hotline that gives you the confidence to mow on Bridgette Neilsen's box and gain super-powers so that you can stock a lady with a tall butt. We're pretty confused on what this movie is about. Our best theory is that the dean of a community college has an obsession with his ex-office assistant. He's nuts and thinks that a 1-900 horoscope number will give him the powers to stalk her properly. So he somehow meets up...
Prelude to 976-EVIL 2
June 10, 2016 21:26 - 28 minutes - 8.04 MBJim Wynorski makes his very first and long overdue appearance on the show with 1991's 976-Evil 2, a film so important that they wouldn't even bring Robert Englund to direct it. Will Jim continue his fine tradition and increase his presence in the Stinker Hall of Fame? Spoiler alert - totally. We'd like to say thank you to our fans that recently wrote in by sharing some thoughts from them on the show. If you'd like to join us in the bad movie discussion, like us on Facebook, follow us on Twi...
The Dead Pool - When crotchety writes a movie
June 06, 2016 23:30 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBDirty Harry finally becomes the worst cop in the history of cops when he decides asking questions or arresting people is boring; it's just better to shoot everyone in the face. Sprinkle in some karate, self-deprecating jokes, an unnecessary love interest, old-man grumble dialogue, a car/rc car/car chase, dubious action, and a plot that leaves the audience thinking it was invented by monkeys and you've got the recipe for a franchise killer. Goodbye, Dirty Harry. It's a horrendously awful film...
Prelude to The Dead Pool
June 03, 2016 21:55 - 33 minutes - 8.04 MBThis week we put on our best "squinty stink-eye whisper-yelling shoot everyone in the face" faces and get ready for Clint Eastwood to make his first appearance on the show in the franchise-killing Dead Pool. Can Harry Calahan keep his gun in his pants for more than six lines of dialogue? You're Wrong, Idiot! Regarding Superman IV: The Quest for Peace Whether the Fortress of Solitude scene happens in Clark's mind - Justin, You're Wrong, Idiot! Whether the pile of cash on Lex's desk is mo...
Punisher: War Zone - The opposite of punishment
May 31, 2016 22:25 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBOur final film in our superhero threepeat is 2008's MCU bonkersfest Punisher: War Zone and its a masterpiece. Its the most violent, over the top, ridiculous, preposterous, bad-assery, poorly acted gem of an incredible time. It would have been impossible for this film to be successful but it is also impossible to NOT be a cult-classic. It's great. Ray Stevenson kills it as the Punisher. There should be no other person to ever play Frank Castle (Sorry Joe Bernthal, Punisher doesn't have roof t...
Prelude to Punisher: War Zone
May 27, 2016 22:52 - 36 minutes - 8.04 MBIn the last of our Superhero Threepeat, we are super jacked to bring in one of the most ridiculous (and awesome) films ever made. Its just one of only two "Marvel Knights" movies and I can't imagine why there weren't more. Ray Stevenson becomes Frank Castle in a bonkers and violent manner in Punisher: War Zone. Do not fail to watch this epic film. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Frozen - Starz Sahara - Netflix Predator - Starz Wild Card - Pop Quiz, Hotshot Real or not real comic book charact...
Supergirl - Now with Derp powers
May 23, 2016 22:49 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBPart 2 of our 3 Superhero Movie Festival just so happens to be our 200th podcast episode! Congratulations to us! Sadly the movie, Supergirl, does not contain any of the fanfare that revolves around our momentous milestone. It's just one of the most boring, uneventful films ever made. There are so many problems with Supergirl. The first and foremost is that absolutely nothing happens of interest. It's truly unwatchable in the level of bore. Make something happen guys...anything. Secondly, i...
Prelude to Supergirl
May 21, 2016 01:24 - 33 minutes - 8.04 MBIn part 2 of our Superhero fest, we follow Superman IV with another flop from the Supes franchise, 1984's Supergirl, starring Helen Slater of The Legend of Billie Jean fame. How offensive will Jackie's third 1980's teen girl movie be? Can it stand up to the horrible morals established in Teen Witch? Will it have as much creepy sexual misguidance as Tomboy? We're two for two in this genre so hopefully Supergirl will uphold the tradition. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Wolf - Starz Chain Reactio...
Superman IV: The Quest for Sanity
May 17, 2016 00:08 - 2 hours - 8.04 MBSuperman takes on Lex Luthor's crappy cro-magnon clone of the Man of Steel while adding the power of the sun. So he's made of the thing that gives Supes his power on Earth? Bad design, Lex. Oh also, Superman owns a net specifically made to store nuclear missiles. Did he buy that? Wow, this film...wow. What a train wreck. Superman IV is very easily one of the worst executed films of all time. The writing is awful, the action is awful, the acting is awful, the set design, costumes, sound, edi...
Prelude to Superman IV
May 07, 2016 00:11 - 36 minutes - 8.04 MBIts time for another great threepeat of similarly themed crappy movies and in honor of Cap Vs Iron Man we are going to delve into some of the less talked about but maybe even worse superhero movies that have graced the silver screen and then tripped upon entrance. You'll thrill at Superman IV's ineptness! You'll gasp at the offensiveness of Supergirl! You'll wonder at the banana business that is Punisher: War Zone! Join us for this excellent showcase of flops in the worlds of DC and Marvel. ...
She - Genre mashup with Toren Atkinson
May 02, 2016 23:44 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBSandahl Bergman and a couple of nut-sacks take us on an Odyssey through one bonkers town to the next in a post-apocalyptic/swords and sandals mashup. We welcome our very special guest, Toren Atkinson of The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets and the Caustic Soda Podcast, to help us attempt to make sense of 1982's She. We want to say a huge thank you to the very funny, Toren Atkinson. We've all been huge fans of the Caustic Soda Podcast and are happy to have our second of the three hosts on ou...
Prelude to She
April 29, 2016 22:18 - 32 minutes - 8.04 MBThis week on the Stinker Madness Podcast we get ready for the 1982 Sandahl Bergman "post-apocalyptic" Oddysey, She. Be sure to join us on the main episode when special guest, Toren Atkinson, from The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets and the Caustic Soda podcast joins us to try and make heads or tails of She. We open the episode with the most pronouny game show of all time, "Who did that? We did!" Streaming Do's and Don'ts The Cave - Starz Running Scared - Netflix Leprechaun 4: In Space ...
Purple Rain - More Prince, Please
April 25, 2016 23:44 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBLast weekend, millions of Prince fans watched the 1984 music film, Purple Rain, in honor of his Royal Highness, the Purple One. The 3 hosts of Stinker Madness joined in and celebrated the incredible talent and brilliance of Prince Rogers Nelson. The world won't be the same without him. Let's get to Prince. Wowie wow wow. I think we all know the man was talented but the music performances are so freaking incredible. Its truly breathtaking to watch. The man could put on one hell of a show. We...
Prelude to Purple Rain
April 22, 2016 22:12 - 28 minutes - 8.04 MBYesterday, the Artist Foreverly Known as Prince left us here on Earth with our dicks in our hands saying, "Well that's it. If Prince can die then there is no hope of me living forever." And now, as tears subside, we celebrate the musical genius by honoring his work in 1984's Purple Rain. Wow, what an honor. Trigger Alert! Trigger Alert! We start the episode with an intro that some Western religious folk may find offensive. If you offend easily to the impression of God and Heaven then you m...
Tomboy - When exactly did rape become illegal?
April 18, 2016 22:34 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBBetsy Russell cranks up the charm while the movie's everything else sets women's equality back 20 years. It's possibly the most offensive to women (and anyone with a brain) movie to come out of the 80s packaged as a rom-com. Enjoy this movie, but in no way practice anything from it in real life. We'll start with Betsy Russell, the star (Tommy Boyd). She's quite cute. She's quite charming. She's got a huge rack. But her hair stinks. She suffers from a case of Adrienne Barbeau head. Yes it was...
Prelude to Tomboy
April 15, 2016 23:35 - 30 minutes - 8.04 MBThis week on the Stinker Madness Podcast, Jackie chooses a classic 80's sexy-time "girls can do it too" cheese fest starring Betsy Russell as Tommy. Thus begins our third year in "bad" movie podcasting. Gear up! In this episode we've got a trailer for "Nancy Dan" a mashup of the trailer for Tomboy and Carol. What? Plus.... Streaming Do's and Don'ts Bail Out - Amazon Prime Poltergeist III - Starz Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon - Shudder The Wild Card - Who wins in a knife fi...
Gods of Egypt - Bad Movie Field Trip
April 13, 2016 23:26 - 1 hour - 8.04 MB2016's Gods of Egypt has not done so well at the box office nor with the critics, so its time for the SM team to take another bad movie field trip. Can the power of Gerard Butler and Jamie Lannister facing off against each other prove to be awesome? This movie has been lambasted pretty hard by critics and the wiseness that is the Internet. So many people had mad-ons because there were 0 Egyptian actors in the film and its again just a bunch of white guys pretending to be ethnic, ie. Dracula...
Year 2: Year in Review Part 2
April 11, 2016 22:42 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBHappy Anniversary to Stinker Madness with our 2nd year of podcasting in the history books (or the toilet depending on your POV). With the final episode of each year we recap with the top ten most memorable cult, budget and "bad" movies that we saw over the last year. You can bet on each of these ones to be a great and enjoyable time. In this episode we cover numbers 4-1 and our top 3 best movies that came out in 2016. Be sure to go back and listen to Part 1 when we cover numbers 10-5 Best "...
Year 2: Year in Review: Part 1
April 08, 2016 22:42 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBHappy Anniversary to Stinker Madness with our 2nd year of podcasting in the history books (or the toilet depending on your POV). With the final episode of each year we recap with the top ten most memorable cult, budget and "bad" movies that we saw over the last year. You can bet on each of these ones to be a great and enjoyable time. In this episode we cover numbers 10-5. Be sure to stay posted for Part 2 when we cover numbers 4-1 and our top 3 best movies that came out in 2016. Jackie's 1...
Deadbeat at Dawn - Violence and Vanity
April 04, 2016 22:21 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBIt took four years and many many punches, but the final product is a roller coaster of a stinker. Jim Van Bebber's gang-revenge film has one of the craziest final fights ever captured in film. Along the way is a series of bonkers sequences that may or may not work for everyone but it's still a wild ride. The first 2/3 of the film is pretty slow, if we are honest. You have your typical "gang murdered my babe and now I gotta get me some revenge" plot but it seems there just wasn't enough mate...
Prelude to Deadbeat at Dawn
April 01, 2016 21:59 - 30 minutes - 8.04 MBIts the final movie of our second year of podcasting and the last film eligible for our Year in Review episode. It's Jim Van Bebber pulling a Wiseau and killing his way to revenge and no amount of gang members are going to stand in his way. How much ass can he kick? Plenty. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Star Knight - YouTube Cannibal! The Musical - Hulu Wildcard - Amazon Prime Video Good Neighbor, Bad Neighbor - The Presidents President Benson - Hotshots President Dave - Dave President F...
Gone with the Pope - When Quality Levels Collide
March 28, 2016 22:20 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBDuke Mitchell gives us his best Godfather impression and along the way offends all of mankind, sails the Atlantic without problem, nabs the most powerful man on the planet with a pistol, and then finds God? It's one of the most bonkers films ever made and shouldn't be missed. This film is one of those rare "masterpieces" that come once every few hundred years. When films like Gone with the Pope are released, the stars and planets must all be in line and druids must sacrifice a virgin on top...
Prelude to Gone with the Pope
March 25, 2016 22:46 - 29 minutes - 8.04 MBIt's time for one of the craziest films ever to be made (sorta). In 1976, Duke Mitchell shot most of the film and then the footage disappeared..until now! We think it's about some mafia guys who kidnap The Pope, yes that Pope. You don't want to miss this one. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Eraser - Netflix Smokey and the Bandit - Starz Leprechaun 3 - Starz Good Neighbor, Bad Neighbor Yor, The Hunter from the Future Bodhi - Point Break (1991) Johnny Rico - Starship Troopers
Vampire's Kiss - Insane Role = Insane Performace
March 21, 2016 20:56 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBAcademy Award winning Nicolas Coppola (he's not the Nic Cage we know and love yet) stars as a completely insane man and gives a completely insane performance in a movie that seems to be about vampires but....no. It's known as a true stinker but we have a different take. This film has its flaws for sure. There's some technical flaws, there's some bad shots, way too much stock footage, a piss poor actress with a huge head that isn't deserved but for the most part it's a solid piece. The myster...
Prelude to Vampire's Kiss
March 18, 2016 23:25 - 30 minutes - 8.04 MBWe open this week with a look at what could have been if "Superman Lives", starring Nic Cage, had ever been made. Special credits to Kevin Smith's (yes that Kevin Smith) original script. Serious credit to Kevin Mcleod at incomptech.com for the music. We hope you enjoy. Jackie brings in the supposed "Cagiest of Cages" this week with Vampire's Kiss. Is Nic Cage doing the worst job ever or was his performance something a naive 1989 critical audience just wasn't ready for? Streaming Do's and D...
Street Trash - An affront to morals and bums
March 14, 2016 21:49 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBA fairly accurate look into the life and mind of the bum that captures the essence of the transient; 100% crazy. Take a bunch of homeless people and then stuff them full of the worst alcohol ever created and watch them melt. Plus many not safe for children topics including penis keep-away...wait what? Street Trash really isn't for everyone. On many levels, it is almost too morally offensive. There's several sequences that are almost too uncomfortable. These bums are horrible, horrible peopl...
Prelude to Street Trash
March 12, 2016 01:15 - 29 minutes - 8.04 MBThis week Sam brings in an seriously oddball in Street Trash, the tale of many, many, many insane bums that like to do horrible things to others. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Prophecy II - Netflix The Crippled Avengers - Netflix Best of the Best 4 - Netflix The Great Superpower Debate Self-Replication w/many caveats - 6 stars
Q: The Flying Hot Dog Turtle
March 08, 2016 00:06 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBThat ol' nasty Aztec cult living in NYC rears its ugly head again and resurrects a giant flying hotdog-turtle that eats bikini ladies. Meanwhile, a low level criminal butthole douchebag treats his girlfriend poorly and then takes a couple of barely working cops on an egg chase. Believe it or not, this film shouldn't be called "Q", unless "Q" stand for "Quinn" because this film is not about a flying dinosaur(?) worshipped by an Aztec cult. It's truly about Jimmy Quinn, a low level criminal t...
Prelude to Q
March 04, 2016 23:57 - 33 minutes - 8.04 MBThis week its time for a definite must see stinker in Q: The Winged Serpent, starring Michael Moriarty, David Carradine, and Richard Roundtree. Sam and Justin have already proclaimed this as making both their Top 10 Year in Review films so you don't want to miss this one. Streaming Dos and Dont's Make sure to pick this 50 movie set Sci-Fi Invasion at Walmart. There's a ton of great bad movies on it and we highly recommend it. Hands of Steel - Youtube Top Line - Youtube Unfriended - HBO ...
American Ninja w/ Joe Fulgham from Caustic Soda
March 01, 2016 01:41 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBPrivate Joe Armstrong (Michael Dudikoff) makes his dramatic debut to Stinker Madness with enough cool guy stares to melt a polar bear when he and Steve James team-up to punch and kick guys....and shoot them...and blow them up....sometimes run them over....and other ways you can kill guys. Joining us for this episode is Joe Fulgham from the always funny and sometimes grody podcast, Caustic Soda. If you've never heard or had the chance to listen to these guys you are blowing it. As in "not ev...
Prelude to American Ninja
February 26, 2016 23:55 - 32 minutes - 8.04 MBWell, who didn't see this one making it to the program? It's 1). Michael J. Dudikoff 2). Cannon Films and 3). Ninja baloney that doesn't require any working knowledge of ninjas, just that they are sweet. We've got a VERY special guest for the American Ninja main episode, Joe Fulgham from the Caustic Soda Podcast. You don't want to miss this one. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Everly - Netflix Turbo Kid - Netflix The Great Superpower Debate The power to freeze time within spheres around you...
Turkey Shoot - You failed at Bad Guy School, didn't you?
February 22, 2016 23:48 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBThe deadliest game comes to Stinker Madness once again in the form of "Ozploitation" with 1982's Turkey Shoot. Brian Trenchard-Smith delivers a classic stinker with some seriously insane sequences and a hell of lot of fun. Turkey Shoot has a reputation for being pretty hardcore with heavy exploitative tones and excessive gore. We're not really seeing it. This is a fairly tame movie (in relative terms) to other "exploitation" films (see Cannibal Ferox, Mad Foxes, Killer Elephants et al.) So ...
Prelude to Turkey Shoot
February 20, 2016 00:49 - 32 minutes - 8.04 MBFinally we get to another Ozploitation film. This time it comes in the form of a dystopian society that hasn't learned to "NEVER HUNT A MAN" in Turkey Shoot or Escape 2000 from Brian-Trenchard Smith. The full movie is finally on YouTube so be sure to watch this one. It's a hoot. Streaming Do's and Don'ts The Prophecy - Netflix The Worst Sports Movies We've Ever Ed - The further we get away from Ed, the more we like it. It's a strange phenomenon. No Holds Barred - Imaginary Non-People S...
2015 SMABFAs
February 15, 2016 22:48 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBThe hottest awards for bad films in 2015 are here and the winners are all set. Listen to the 2015 SMABFA Podcast and check out all the nominees and winners below. And the Nominees & Winners are (winner in bold): Best Bad Movie - The Most Enjoyable Bad Movie Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 The Transporter Refueled Furious 7 Jupiter Ascending The Last Witch Hunter Worst Bad Movie - The Least Enjoyable Bad Movie Hot Pursuit Mortdecai Aloha Fantastic Four The Gallows Best Bad Actor - Most E...
Jem and the Holograms - Nice Moral, Bad Delivery
February 08, 2016 23:50 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBIn October of 2015, Jem and the Holograms was released into US theaters with much fanfare, and by fanfare I mean people asking "They remade Jem? Well that was dumb..." and then one week later it was nowhere to be found, instantly making it a SMABFA contender. Whose idea was this anyways? The problem with Jem is the moral gets completely lost in the presentation. Sure, the plot is stupid. Sure, acting is not so good. Sure, the hunky boy is a total douche with the obligatory shirtless scene. ...
Prelude to Jem and the Holograms
February 05, 2016 23:45 - 33 minutes - 8.04 MBThis week we finish off the last of our 2015 SMABFA contenders with the remake of Jackie's favorite 80's band of cartoon ladies. Could Jem and the Holograms preserve the cheese of the original cartoon or will they try to modernize it, making it completely boring? Jackie's Movie Call Cast List What animal do you bring to a open call casting so that the producer chooses you. What?!?! Get ready for the SMABFAs! They are coming out next week! Check for updates here.
Starship Troopers - Verhoeven's Opus
February 02, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBPaul Verhoeven had a vision for a caricature of a Facist future society and totally nails it in the guise of a silly space battle movie. Toss in a 3 way love story with incredibly strong and easy to care for characters, exceptional acting and you've got one of hell of a good movie. Why then is this movie on Stinker Madness? Well because in 1997 the critics and Sam and Justin made a single mistake; they didn't get this movie. The world wasn't ready for Starship Troopers. We were expecting a ...
Prelude to Starship Troopers
January 30, 2016 00:41 - 26 minutes - 8.04 MBWith this episode of the famed Stinker Madness Podcast we prepare for 1997's Starship Troopers from master of stuff, Paul Verhoeven. Despite having a solid IMDB user rating, the critics panned it. Does Johnny Rico get better with age? Can Denise Richards be more than just walking boobs? IS the only good bug a dead bug? Streaming Do's and Don'ts The Runner - Netflix Pop Quiz, Hot Shot? - How do they do drugs in film? Sniffing cocaine - powdered lactose Heroin cooking - sugar & baking sod...
Point Break (1991) - Gimme Dominic and Brian any day
January 26, 2016 00:07 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBFor 25 years, people have been celebrating a film about a FBI guy spending 3/4 of the movie trying to get fired and perhaps sent to prison, while steadily falling in love with a dude brah. Since its release apparently no one has watched it because this crap stinks and not in good ways. There's quite a few more problems with the film including the casting of Lori Petty, how Patrick Swayze looks (he looks like an insane homeless person, he does NOT look cool), the extended "way too much infor...
Prelude to Point Break (1991)
January 23, 2016 01:24 - 32 minutes - 8.04 MBJohnny Utah finally graces our presence in Kathryn Bigelow's second appearance on the show. Can it POSSIBLY be a good movie? Can it be a bad movie that everyone thinks is good? Or is it just the same as her Near Dark and just meh? Least Busey is in it. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life - Netflix (No longer available) The Thaw - Amazon Prime The Brain that Wouldn't Die - (with MST3K) - YouTube Darkman - Netflix The Great Superpower Debate Telekinesis limited to ...
Point Break (2015)
January 18, 2016 23:45 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBFor years people have been requesting a remake of a really stupid and poorly thought out 90's movie with horrendous acting and too many "dude bros" and then make it much much stupider. Wait...no one asked for that? Then wait the hell is the point of Point Break (2015)? The story of 2015's Point Break is truly one of the more poorly thought plots in recent memory. Johnny Utah must go undercover into some extreme guys again and to do it he must also do extreme stuff to build up their trust. T...
Sssssss - The S is silent
January 14, 2016 02:15 - 59 minutes - 8.04 MBIn what very well may be the worst mad scientist plan of all time, Professor Stoner (didn't make that up) turns innocent David from Man to Snakeman to.....well mongoose lunch. It's ssssssso ssssssstupid! It should be mentioned that no other film on this podcast is as worthy of being a MST3K episode. The film is not a fantastically fun time. There's periods of nothing happening and just shots of snakes and/or montages of David suffering from his condition. In truth there is only about 15 min...
Prelude to Sssssss
January 08, 2016 23:14 - 35 minutes - 8.04 MBThis week Justin rolls the dice on maybe the worst movie title of all time. Seriously, try to tell your friends your watching Sssssss and listen how it comes out of your mouth. Onomatopoeia should never be used in film titles. But we think its about snake men... Streaming Do's and Don'ts Moonraker - Hulu Plus The Living Daylights - Hulu Plus Tomorrow Never Dies - Hulu Plus The Greatest Super Power Debate Fish Man - 6.5 stars
The Apple - So God Drives a Bentley?
January 04, 2016 23:43 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBIn the year 1994, disco has become such a force in culture that record producers can rule the government forcing the citizens of Earth to face prison time and social rejection if they are not down with "BIM"...we still aren't sure what BIM is but apparently you must be down with it. However, we are not. This movie stinks! Wow is this not how you make a movie and its such a mess that it becomes a spectacle. Normally, movies that predict the future are pretty off in their predictions of how w...
Prelude to The Apple
January 01, 2016 16:18 - 27 minutes - 8.04 MBJackie brings us her third musical mess with 1980's The Apple from Cannon Films, directed by none other than Menaham Golan. Can it beat out other similarily crappy 1980 films Can't Stop the Music and Xanadu? Streaming Do's and Don'ts 36th Chamber of Shaolin - Netflix Hidden Assassin - Netflix Assassins - Netflix The Great Superpower Debate Shitting Telepathy
Yor: The Hunter from the Future - Hey, He's Awesome!
December 28, 2015 23:43 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBYor does not come from the future. He comes from over there. Sorry for the spoiler. He is still awesome. The ladies love him, the men fear him and Yor believes himself to be the most rad dude of all time and he might be right. Yor is one of those wacky Italian movies that believes to be a good idea with a good story but is just a mess of silly business. Yor bounces smugly from scene to scene veritably stating directly to the audience, "Hey, did you know I'm awesome? Cause I am." His motivat...