Stinker Madness - The Bad Movie Podcast
610 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 days ago - ★★★★ - 41 ratingsStinker Madness is a bad movie podcast that loves horrible films that might actually be wonderful little gems. Or they could suck. Cult, budget and "bad" movies twice a week.
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Prelude to Yor: The Hunter from the Future
December 25, 2015 21:54 - 37 minutes - 8.04 MBFor years, Sam has been praising Yor: The Hunter from the Future and now its finally time to share it's hunky goodness with the rest of the world. Let the scantily clad ladies fill our eyeballs. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films - Netflix Cannonball Run II - Hulu Plus Timeline - Netflix 36th Chamber of Shaolin - Netflix The Great Superpower Debate The Super Penis
Dreamcatcher Part 2 - We are stumped
December 21, 2015 23:51 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBWe all absolutely loved Dreamcatcher. Its got all the qualities fans of bad movies look for. It keeps moving and never loses your interest in what is on screen even when you can't make heads or tails of what you are seeing. The story and key events are so confusing and dubious that you can talk with other viewers about theories and try to answer questions for hours afterwards. There's entire forums dedicated to trying to hypothesize what the hell happens in this train wreck. It's highly reco...
Dreamcatcher Part 1 - Man vs Poop
December 14, 2015 23:34 - 51 minutes - 8.04 MBIn our first 2 parter ever, we break down 2003's Dreamcatcher. This movie is insanity. There is just about everything you want in a bad movie in this one. It is a scosh too long but this one's got it all with the combination of the stupid plot, the bad acting, the cheesy movie monster (it comes out butts), the dubiousness of Morgan Freeman and Tom Sizemore's characters, and Dudditts. Wow, Duddits. We love you, Duddits. The primary mistake this movie makes is poop. Really really. The film is...
Prelude to Dreamcatcher
December 12, 2015 00:42 - 35 minutes - 8.04 MBDuddits is the man of the week as we go back to one of the most surprisingly bad (we mean bad) blockbusters of all time. It's 2003's Stephen King based Dreamcatcher starring every single actor ever! Streaming Do's and Don'ts Well we didn't watch any streaming movies. Stupid Xmas planning. However Jackie and Justin watched San Andreas and really should have been thrown under the bus by critics. It stinks! The Great Superpower Debate Sound Effect and Vocal Replication AKA Michael Winslo...
Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever - Kick that Cat!
December 08, 2015 00:49 - 47 minutes - 8.04 MBAn Internet meme gets its own movie which is supposed to be a Christmas movie but isn't. How long will it be before Lifetime calls us for the first Stinker Madness movie? At no point does this movie not piss you off. It's insulting to your intelligence and an offense on humor. While its not Grumpy Cat's fault, you still want to punt the stupid thing across the room. Yes this film will make you want to commit violence on innocent little critters. All of your morals will be thrown under the b...
Prelude to Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever
December 04, 2015 23:12 - 29 minutes - 8.04 MBJingle bells all and merry Decemberween to you. Jackie brings in a Lifetime Channel original Xmas movie starring a cat who is an Internet meme. It can't be awful right? Talking animals, the magic of Xmas and a network notorious for making awful cheese family fests? Streaming Do's and Don'ts Star Trek: Nemesis - Netflix Mortdecai - EPIX On Her Majesty's Secret Service - Hulu Plus The Great Superpower Debate Super Fast Wardrobe and Makeup Changing
Biggle's Adventure in Time - Don't ask questions
November 30, 2015 23:05 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBSome guy who is NOT named Biggle's has ONE adventure in just ONE time. So with an inaccurate title, we travel back and forth to 1917 to defeat the Nazi's secret sound weapon that makes things too hot. Don't ask too many questions. Biggle's on paper sounds like a missed gem from our youth. The idea of a man named Biggle's traveling through time and having hijinx sounds like it would become your favorite movie when you're 12. Apparently the books are exactly that. But this movie is not. Biggl...
Prelude to Biggles Adventures in Time
November 28, 2015 01:54 - 40 minutes - 8.04 MBBrought to you by Timelonel, the best cure for time travel headaches and Ted Stevens, Time Gigolo This week Sam brings in one of his favorite movies from his childhood called Biggles. It's a time travel movie that desired to combine Indiana Jones with Back to the Future. Sounds like a recipe for success to us! Fans, we want to hear more from you and so we're giving you a task. Send us a story from back in the day of VHS tapes. Did you have an interesting story about renting one? Did you mi...
Mac and Me - Even their home planet doesn't want them
November 23, 2015 23:48 - 58 minutes - 8.04 MBMac and Me is truly a turd. We didn't like it at all. Sorry about that. There's not enough here to enjoy by anyone. There's not even very much to write up. It just stinks. Individual Ratings: Over the top action: Cheesy effects: Horrendous acting: Laugh-out-loud-ability: Ridiculous stunts: Gratuitous nudity: Memorable one-liners: Overall Ratings: Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality:
Prelude to Mac and Me
November 20, 2015 22:42 - 35 minutes - 8.04 MBShow opener - Justin has lost his ability to do anything but play Fallout 4 and Jackie is left with no choice but to go on Sammy Jesse Raphael. It's the final film in our 3 piece "Monster Buds" series and we close with a film we've been planning on since we started the podcast. It's the tale of a film executives trying to cash in on the buzz of ET (a film no one on Stinker Madness likes) so odds are pretty low that we'll enjoy this one. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Five Venoms - Netflix Gun...
C.H.O.M.P.S. - Home burglary is the lesser of the evils
November 16, 2015 22:40 - 57 minutes - 8.04 MBC.H.O.M.P.S. is like a slow painful death from a stab wound in the tummy while getting your head pressed in an iron maiden. It's awful. Even if you are a dog lover, you will want this annoyance to cease to exist within 30 minutes. There is nothing redeeming for the film. Yes it has bad acting and yes its really stupid but these two items are masked by the overly intrusive soundtrack and the unending smorgasbord of generic sound effects that C.H.O.M.P.S. makes while he gallivants around tow...
Prelude to CHOMPS
November 14, 2015 00:07 - 30 minutes - 8.04 MBPart 2 of our Monster Buds series and this time its a robot dog with superpowers played by an actual dog. That can't be a recipe for disaster in any possible way! Streaming Do's and Don'ts Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge - Netflix Creepshow 3 - Hulu Plus The Colombian Connection - Amazon Prime Senorita Justice - Amazon Prime Good Neighbor, Bad Neighbor Beethoven the Dog - Beethoven Hooch - Turner & Hooch Kujo - Kujo
Galgameth - or How to Destroy Your Own Castle
November 10, 2015 00:03 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBWhen you absolutely must rescue your vague kingdom from a usurper with unknown motivations and restore your position as the supreme ruler of the lands, reach for a Galgameth statue and squirt some tears on it. Just make sure you don't ever go near an ocean. It's the Adventure or Legend or just Galgameth and he's one family friendly Kaijū! There's some pretty great stuff in this one though for bad movie lovers. There is some possible moral tale about cats being evil and dogs being good, some...
Prelude to Galgameth
November 06, 2015 23:37 - 32 minutes - 8.04 MBIt may be called Galgameth or it might be called The Adventures of Galgameth or it might be called The Legend of Galgameth; who's to say? Either way, it's the start of our "Monster Bud" 3 episode series. It involves a fantasy tale about a boy who gets a dragon who grows by eating metal. So we'll see how that works out. Sorry about the awful audio quality. Our new mixer is total crap. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Taken 3 - HBO Now Man-Thing - Hulu Plus Swamp Thing - Hulu Plus The Demolitio...
Spookies - 1/3 Hosts Approved!
October 31, 2015 22:35 - 53 minutes - 8.04 MBSpookies is the very last of our Octoberween 3 bad horror movies of 2015 and what the hell do we say about this POS? Well it stinks. This is just one of those hot messes that some people will love and some will hate. There is some pretty fantastic moments and then there are others that are long and drawn out and get a little tedious. Some of the makeup and effects look great, some others look terrible. The good news is that none of it makes a lick of sense. The highlight of the film is cer...
Prelude to Spookies
October 30, 2015 21:04 - 28 minutes - 8.04 MB57 Channels and Monsters On is how we kick off this episode. No Springsteen didn't make it. Its almost time kids. Just one more day until Halloween. So get a warm cup of pumpkin cider and curl up with a ridiculous podcast and an even more ridiculous movie. It's 1986's Spookies. Apparently it stars a bevvy of kooky monsters attacking a band of idiots. Be sure to come back on Oct. 31st as we are releasing our full episode on Saturday instead of Monday. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Vicious Li...
Queen of the Damned - Sexy vampires enjoy golden showers
October 26, 2015 22:12 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBLestat, a vampire, falls in love. That's it. The end. Podcast over. Really that's all that happens in this film. It is truly one of the most uneventful things ever viewed by man. It's a complete snooze fest. It may seem like important things are going on. But really it is just guys and girls moving incredibly slow (so they look sexy, I guess) and overacting. Or perhaps they are compensating for the huge teeth crammed into the actor's mugs. Speaking of actors... Aaliyah - She may have dead ...
Prelude to Queen of the Damned
October 23, 2015 23:04 - 37 minutes - 8.04 MBIt's week 2 of our 3 episode Halloween trio of horribleness. This week Aaliyah stars in a sexy vampire movie called Queen of the Damned from 2002. While it avoided the Razzies completely this film was still quite pandered by critics but in the years since has gained a pretty heavy cult following. Is it because its filled with annoying glitter vampires or is there some merits to the shenanigans? Streaming Do's and Don'ts Private School - HBO Now Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror - Youtub...
Jurassic World - Bad Movie Field Trip with Gramps & Tucker
October 22, 2015 21:29 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBGramps and Tucker from the If We Made It podcast join us for a Bad Movie Field trip with the most successful film of 2015, Jurassic World. It's been labeled by the geniuses of the Internet as a cinematic milkshake of bad movie tropes and not carrying the spirit of 1993's Jurassic Park. We ask, "What do you want from a monster movie?" Jurassic World at its core is just plain silly. The employees are all buffoons, the CEO may be the worst one of all time, and Chris Pratt's jungle man routine ...
Halloween III - More questions that you can shake Stonehenge at!
October 19, 2015 22:18 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBTom Atkins stars as a mustache-ride-given hacker doctor detective with the help of a young woman who may or may not be an android to take down a Irish/Californian novelty gift manufacturer who wants to use the powers of Stonehenge to transform millions of children into bugs and snakes. Don't come for Michael Meyers, stay for the endless sea of questions. The movie is completely silly. The plot of ridiculous and with each moment the viewer is just presented more and more questions. It's like...
Prelude to Halloweeen III: Season of the Witch
October 17, 2015 00:02 - 45 minutes - 8.04 MBBrought to you by Silver Shamrock, inventors of such gags as Sticky Toilet Paper and Super Tiny Undies. Get the gags going this Halloween with Silver Shamrock. It's that time again, kids. Time to enjoy the sweet smells of fall, the colors of the leaves as they fall to the ground, Mom's pumpkin pie and being transformed into bugs and snakes through the powers of Stonehenge. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (yes the one that doesn't have Michael Myers) stops in on Stinker Madness to kick of...
The Fantastic Four - Buried Treasure
October 12, 2015 22:16 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBBefore the flop of 2015, before the two turds in the early 2000s, there was 1994's The Fantastic Four. It's a film that was never meant to be viewed by the eyes of man but we are super happy that we can. We are joined by special guest, bad movie blogger and friend of the show, Brad Slager (@MartiniShark) who knows and loves this movie. Check out Brad's write up on FF at http://www.lifezette.com/popzette/the-first-fantastic-dud/. The film is refreshing because it is a fan boy's dream. Nothin...
Prelude to The Fantastic Four
October 09, 2015 21:49 - 39 minutes - 8.04 MBPresented by Fantastic Bore, the movie that breaks all the rules such as having an actual story. It's out of control Fantastic business this week as we prepare for 1994's The Fantastic Four from Roger Corman. Is it possible that it's the best or worst of the Fantastic Four movies? Well we'll now how it compares to 2015's Fantastic Four. This week instead of Streaming Do's and Don'ts we do a mini "Bad Movie Field Trip" review of one of the worst reviewed superhero movies of all time. Is it ...
Driven - Drove us to diarrheatown
October 05, 2015 22:31 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBStallone writes a screenplay that is about three things he has no working knowledge of; 1) Racing, 2) Relationships, 3) Story. It is quite possibly the worst screenplay ever written. Manos: The Hands of Fate has a lot more story than 2001's Driven. If anyone can tell us what the story is, please let us know. Why this movie was made is vexing. What the inspiration was for Stallone to write this film is a mystery for the ages. He clearly has little to no interest in auto racing because he nev...
Prelude to Driven
October 02, 2015 23:20 - 36 minutes - 8.04 MBBrought to you by "Top Pits" starring Tom Cruises and Valerie Kilmer. In 2002, Stallone gave us an 8 time Razzie nominated movie that he took the time to write. Remember! This is the guy that wrote the screenplay to Rocky for which he won an Oscar....the same guy. Yeah....right. It's sort of a movie about race car driving, it's sort of about race car drivers and then its sort of about absolutely nothing. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Exodus:Gods and Kings (first 12 minutes) - HBO Rapid Fire ...
Midnight Ride - Paging Doctor Bananas
September 28, 2015 21:38 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBMark Hamill kidnaps a lady so that he can have his doctor zap her brains but first he must give slip to the husband, one Michael Dudikoff. It's a thriller/action/slasher movie where Hamill shows he's nuts, Dudikoff gives us his "whoa-face", we learn who Tommy Wiseau's mother is and Robert Mitchum is on set for about 2 hours! This movie is pretty ridiculous. It never stops moving with absurdity. From Dudikoff getting strapped to the hood of a car in an elaborate death method to the explosion...
Prelude to Midnight Ride
September 25, 2015 21:22 - 33 minutes - 8.04 MBWe start this episode with a letter from Justin to Mark Hamill in the hopes he will become his best friend and replace Sam and Jackie on the podcast. We have yet to hear back. It's a film with Mark Hamill and Michael Dudikoff which are no surprise show ups on Stinker Madness. But Academy Award winner Robert Mitchum is in this too?! How did Robert Mitchum make it on Stinker Madness??? Streaming Do's and Don'ts Templar Nation - Amazon Prime Monster Squad - Netflix Plus 2 bonus movies (Not...
Killer Workout - High gym fees are killer!
September 21, 2015 22:04 - 57 minutes - 8.04 MBWe dig into David A. Prior's bouncy lady bits slasher film from 1987, starring Marcia Karr, Fritz Matthews, and superior badass Ted Prior (who all were in the epic Deadly Prey). It's the tale of murder at the aerobics gym that also has a weight room for the tough guys. It's cheesy, with incredible 80's music, Ted and Fritz punching each other just cause, and so much bouncing and splits. Some of you may know this film as it's other title of Aerobicide but it's labeled as Killer Workout in I...
Prelude to Killer Workout
September 18, 2015 22:31 - 29 minutes - 8.04 MBPresented by Dr. Lecter's Killer Workout. Sorry Tina Turner and Chuck Norris, but Dr. Lecter needs your body more than you do. We are back! After a three week hiatus, we've returned in full force with this weeks fine episode. We prepare for our second David A. Prior film entitled Killer Workout aka Aerobicide from 1987. We pay tribute to the late Mr. Prior who will be sorely missed. Make sure to pre-order your blu-rays of Killer Workout, Deadly Prey AND Deadliest Prey which release on Oct. ...
Mortal Kombat: Annhilation - Boredal Kumquat
August 31, 2015 23:10 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBWhen you take 70-bajillion characters with vague powers and zero characterization, toss in a very poorly cast James Remar who manages to act worse than Christopher Lambert, sprinkle with crappy, boring fight scenes with a side of the worst special effects ever, and then finish off with completely removing any bit of "Mortal Kombating" while still calling it Mortal Kombat, you've built a movie worthy of being called one of the worst movies of all time. Mortal Kombat: Annhiliation deserves to ...
Prelude to Mortal Kombat: Annhilation
August 28, 2015 21:06 - 34 minutes - 8.04 MBWe open the episode with Sportcenter's coverage of the Mortal Kombat association vs. the Mortal Kombat Players Association legal battle over injuries in the sport. We get ready to experience the "watchable crap" called Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, the sequel to the massively successful Mortal Kombat (1995). Is there a chance that it could possibly be not a giant turd and as much fun as the first one? Odds are not good with it's 11 Metacritic score. In lieu of Streaming Do's and Don'ts this...
Ed - Because kids are dumb, right?
August 24, 2015 22:34 - 55 minutes - 8.04 MBEd is the masterfully crafted story of a farmer turned worlds best pitcher ever with the help of a hilarious baseball-playing chimpanzee all while discovering the magic of baseball and the magic of children. Or it could be a film about the demonstration making a movie without knowing how baseball and/or animals work with the magic of baseball and the magic of children. You decide! Ed deserves to be in the IMDB Bottom 100. It truly is an awful movie. We think that watching Ed alone may be th...
Prelude to Ed
August 21, 2015 21:43 - 32 minutes - 8.04 MBBrought to you by TRASH. The new channel featuring animals playing sports. Order TRASH today! Matt LeBlanc graces our TV in the 1996 mega-stinker Ed. Its about a movie of a man in a monkey suit playing baseball! Plus there's a chimpanzee who plays baseball! (Our apologies to Matt LeBlanc, that joke is just way to easy to make) Streaming Do's and Don'ts Outcast - Netflix Can't Buy Me Love - Netflix Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace - HBO Now Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the C...
Hell Comes to Frogtown - A Masterpiece
August 17, 2015 22:46 - 52 minutes - 8.04 MBDonald G. Jackson, Roddy Piper, Sandahl Bergman, and Steve Wang all completely nail it in Hell Comes to Frogtown. It can be argued that there is no funner "bad movie" ever made, especially when how much little money was spent. Sam Hell enters Frogtown to gets some fertile women rescued and then make sweet sweet love to them. This movie rocks. We'll start with our dearly departed Roddy. There's no one out there that could have done a better job with the role of Sam Hell. Period. Roddy nails ...
Prelude to Hell Comes to Frogtown
August 14, 2015 22:14 - 32 minutes - 8.04 MBThis episode we pay tribute to one hell of a human being, one of the best entertainers in history and possibly the sole reason that Vince McMahon has a successful business; one Roddy Rowdy Piper. In 1988, shortly after the success of They Live, Roddy starred in a little film called Hell Comes to Frogtown. It's the story of a man in charge of boning lots of ladies while kicking ass along the way. Well that sounds pretty rad....and it is. On a personal note, Hot Rod was a real big deal to me....
I Know Who Killed Me - AKA Doppel Bang Her
August 10, 2015 22:05 - 58 minutes - 8.04 MBLL stars in her Razzie winning opus/masterpiece of terrible cinema, twice! It's the story of a mixed up teen and her mixed up teen doppelganger who suffer from "non-religious stigmata" and death by not finishing piano training. It may be the least frightening horror movie ever made! Lindsey Lohan wows us in the film. She may not have been aware she was in movie for about half of the film. She appears to be either on ludes or vodka quite frequently. You can see her tune out of being there wh...
Prelude to I Know Who Killed Me
August 07, 2015 15:23 - 30 minutes - 8.04 MBPresented by "I Know Who My Agent Is" the horror film that only scares Hollywood. An agent sets out to kill Lindsey Lohan, Paul Giamatti and Will Smith's careers. The horror! Jackie brings in another multi-Razzie winner, with 8 wins, including Worst Actress and Worst Picture. It's the Lohan, starring in her first role as a crack whore but refuses to take her top off. Can it possibly be worse than Wicker Man? Streaming Do's and Don'ts Q - The Winged Serpent - YouTube Curtains - YouTube M...
Seven - The first 83 minutes are great!
August 03, 2015 21:27 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBIt's the second film from Stinker Madness stalwart, Andy Sidaris. No, it's not that one with Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman. It's the story of seven agency operatives taking down seven criminal overlords on lovely Hawaii for the price of seven million dollars. It's got all the classic staples from Andy and we love it! At least the first hour and 23 minutes, because we haven't seen the end of this film. WHAT?!?! You're going to do a review of a movie you haven't seen all of? Nope we aren't. So...
Prelude to Seven
July 31, 2015 22:38 - 29 minutes - 8.04 MBBefore Malibu Express, Andy Sidaris directed a film called Seven. It's quite hard to find and rarely seen and has been on our list for ages. It stars William Smith and is about seven operators taking on seven villains in Hawaii. Buckle up for the ride! This episode we have no streaming do's and don'ts but we instead discuss the Top Ten Stinker Staples. Be sure to read the whole list. 10. Sobriety superpowers 9. Better take our shirts off 8. Not understanding how phones work 7. The bad g...
Near Dark - More Bill Paxton please
July 27, 2015 22:52 - 55 minutes - 8.04 MBIt should be noted that Sam gets pretty wasted on this episode. We mean very wasted. Like Noah drunk. Be sure to listen at the end for drunk Sam outtakes. Near Dark is highly praised for being the best vampire movie ever made. However that's like saying that the Pinto is the best car that explodes on impact ever made. Its the tale of a farm boy who falls in love with a wandering stranger that's not like any of the other girls. He then goes on a wild ride with a gang of nomads in a van until...
Prelude to Near Dark
July 24, 2015 20:50 - 32 minutes - 8.04 MBBrought to you by World War V. It's every single badass vampire killer vs every stupid vampire from the last 10 years. Blade leads Buffy, James Crow and the Frog Brothers against the Twilight buttholes, John Depp's Barnabas, Selene from Underworld, and Luke Evan's Vlad. It's time we take a look at one of the highest praised vampire movies of all time. It's Near Dark starring Bill Paxton, Adrian Pasdar and Lance Henriksen. Is Near Dark really that awesome or is it just one of the first films...
Road House - Pain Don't Hurt, but Throat Rips do
July 20, 2015 21:49 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBDalton gets brought into make a bar even less fun, get paid way too much, prevent alcohol from being served and then rip everyone's throats out. It's the bad movie classic Road House, 5 time Razzie nominee starring Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot. This is one of the most viewed and loved bad movies of all time and there's a reason it's so popular. It's ridiculous. It's one hell of a good time. The action is over the top, the dialogue is hilarious, the acting is a atrocious and the plot of com...
Prelude to Roadhouse
July 17, 2015 21:54 - 34 minutes - 8.04 MBPresented by The Antiques Road House. Dalton stops by to help analyze some precious valuables. This episode we get a preview of the 1988 classic stinker, Road House, starring Patrick Swayze, Sam Elliot and Ben Gazarra. It's a whole hodown at the Double Deuce bar. How many bottles will we smash over each other's heads? Streaming Do's and Don'ts Congo - Netflix Deep in the Darkness - Netflix Donner Pass - Netflix Leprechaun 2 - Netflix Good Neighbor, Bad Neighbor Oda Mae Brown - Ghost ...
Johnny Mnemonic - Downloading 320GB to a VCR Tape? Uhm...what?
July 14, 2015 03:49 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBIt's a cyberpunk trip through the Internet with Keanu Reeves as he portrays Johnny Mnemonic, a hard-drive installed brain courier guy who has to deliver the cure for Chronic Internetitis Addiction to a group of resistance fighters trying to free our minds from evil corporate influence.....or something? The primary problem with this film is that it makes no a lick of sense. Johnny's motivations are contradictory to his actions. The "bad guys" do things to stop Johnny from making his delivers...
Prelude to Johnny Mnemonic
July 10, 2015 15:17 - 37 minutes - 8.04 MBBrought to you by Johnny Pneumatic. Keanu Reeves and Rosmand Pike gets trapped in an annoying steampunk world and gets his armed replaced with a drill (just go with it). Its time for us to finally see what the Internet looks like from the inside with 1995's Johnny Mnemonic, starring Keanu Reeves and Dina Meyer, with fun appearances of Dolph Lundgren, Henry Rollins, Udo Kier and Ice-T doesn't screw it up! Streaming Do's and Don'ts The Lost Boys - Netflix The Howling V: The Rebirth - Netfl...
Corvette Summer - A little white trash love story
June 29, 2015 15:32 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBIts the story of a virgin teaming up with a very loose woman on the hunt of an ugly car. It stars Mark Hamill and Annie Potts and its called Corvette Summer. Its possibly the greatest love story told in a bad movie and is one step away from actually being a good movie. But an ugly car, poor production values, and plot holes keep it from getting there. So Mark Hamill plays a recent high school grad, named Kenny who is a mechanical wizard, but a socially awkward virgin. Kenny has rebuilt a Co...
Prelude to Corvette Summer
June 26, 2015 14:32 - 37 minutes - 8.04 MBPresented by Corellian Corvette Summer, the story of a moisture farmer and a Twilek with a heart of gold that gets his CR90 Corvette stolen. If only he'd made it to Tashi Station... Justin delivers his favorite romantic bad movie with Mark Hamill and Annie Potts and the buttest Corvette ever. Its Corvette Summer from 1978. It's the story of a socially awkward virgin on the hunt of a stolen ugly car, along the way falling for a hooker in training. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Repo! The Genet...
Can't Stop the Music - You Can't Stop The Nuts
June 22, 2015 21:13 - 54 minutes - 8.04 MBThe very first Razzie winner gets an in depth look and wow, is it bad. It truly is worse than Xanadu (which we feel is quite the achievement). Its a fake biopic of how the Village People became successful but has no basis of reality. And we should mention that its super gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). The film builds a universe that is not something we want to have anything to do with. People don't have jobs, people just come in and out of people's homes, random people off ...
Prelude to Can't Stop the Music
June 19, 2015 21:49 - 34 minutes - 8.04 MBPresented by Behind the Music: The Village People. In this in depth look, we learn about the Village People's little known 7th member, the Homophobe. Jackie chooses yet another movie with crazy costumes and singin' and dancin'. But will the very first Razzie winner scare her away from making the same mistakes as A Star is Born and Xanadu? Or will a bunch of gay men that can actually sing and dance win over Sam's fear of disco? Check out Can't Stop the Music currently on Netflix and join in ...
Hard Ticket to Hawaii - Don't forget, there's a snake in this movie!
June 15, 2015 23:33 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBWe go for a ride with Hard Ticket to Hawaii, directed by bad movie hall of fame director, Andy Sidaris. Expect guns, boobs, jokes, ridiculous action sequences, splosions, more boobs, tough guys and gals and don't forget there's a snake in this movie! It's the first film in the Sidaris collection that features Donna and Taryn, two rad hot chicks who work for The Agency, the super secret government organization that fights crime, drugs, kidnappers and terrorists. This time to duo team up with...