Stinker Madness - The Bad Movie Podcast
611 episodes - English - Latest episode: 23 days ago - ★★★★ - 41 ratingsStinker Madness is a bad movie podcast that loves horrible films that might actually be wonderful little gems. Or they could suck. Cult, budget and "bad" movies twice a week.
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He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special
December 08, 2014 23:16 - 50 minutes - 8.04 MBTwo Earth children get swept away to the magical Christmas planet of Eternia, where no one knows what they are talking about, get kidnapped, get kidnapped by someone else, get imprisoned, get kidnapped again by someone else, crash land in a space ship, almost freeze to death, almost get eaten by a snow beast, and get sucked up by a tractor beam for kidnapping purposes. Along the way they teach the entire Eternia gang (including Skeletor) about Christmas. Skeletor learns that it's ok to be ...
Prelude to He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special
December 05, 2014 23:27 - 34 minutes - 8.04 MBWeek 2 of the #15BadXmasMovies pod/vidcrawl gets going as we pull our sword out, get "The Power" and attempt to enjoy the holidays with He-Man and She-Ra. Remember them from Episode 1?! Well they are back and Skeletor has an itchin' for some sweet Christmas loot...in the form of two Earth children who get teleported to Eternia. Hiyo Silver! I mean, I HAVE THE POWER! Also be sure to check out our 2014 Holiday Buying Guide for Bad Movie Lovers. 11 Great Xmas ideas for the movie lover in your ...
A child murders 4 adults and laughs about it - Home Alone 3
December 01, 2014 23:30 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBWe kick off the 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies pod/vidcrawl with the non-Culkin theatrical Home Alone. This time its not even a Christmas movie (or is it?). A kid kinda gets left at Home Alone (he's got the chicken pox) and unintentionally inherits a chip that can render missiles invisible to radar. Four super espionage thugs seek to get the chip back and "hilarity" ensues when Alex Pruitt (the kid) sets them on a path to pain via Rube-Goldberg devices. So this movie strangely takes place begin...
Prelude to Home Alone 3
November 28, 2014 17:49 - 31 minutes - 8.04 MBWe start off the 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies with the last of the theatrical Home Alones. Jackie gives us her rant about movie births and why they suck. Streaming Dos and Don'ts Snowpiercer DeepStar Six Hard Rain Lawless Follow the 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Misan[trope]y – misantropey.com Releasing December 5th – Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Dark Corners - www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EF2D18AD0AB7504 Releasing December 9nd – Elves If We Made It – ifwemadit.blogspot.com R...
The Feel Good Comedy Hit of the Year - The Wicker Man
November 25, 2014 01:22 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBNic Cage delivers one of the finest bad performances of all time in a movie whose plot isn't even a thing (bee crops?) all for the sake of the dumbest evil plan of all time. The Wicker Man serves as a shining example of why we do what we do, to find these movies that are so over the top awesome that you can't help but love them despite how terrible they are. Nic Cage plays a California highway patrol man/super detective who gets imformed that his ex-fiancee's daughter is missing and that he...
Prelude to The Wicker Man
November 22, 2014 00:59 - 34 minutes - 8.04 MBWe get set for Academy Award winning Nic Cage to make his second appearance on the show in the 2006 thriller "The Wicker Man". And this show is all about Mr. Ex Coppola with the commercial and improv featuring guest appearance from the Ghost Rider himself. It is also HIGHLY recommended to check out the 3 Minute Wicker Man video if you haven't seen this movie or don't have access to the whole film. Three Minute Wicker Man Streaming Do's and Don'ts: The Explorers Endangered Species 3 D...
Watch a man commit career suicide - The Love Guru
November 17, 2014 22:13 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBThis movie is like a slow painful death from baby-piranha bites. Mike Myers puts his career in a noose, takes its pants off and then kicks out the chair. Rubbish. Pure rubbish with no enjoyment value at all. Its so bad and unviewable that you would be better suited spending your time taking a tack hammer to your temples. Avoid this film at all costs. Even the appearances by every human ever in this film can't save it. I hate it! $*#& *#@$! AAAAARGGGGHHHH!!!!
Prelude to The Love Guru
November 15, 2014 01:20 - 33 minutes - 8.04 MBMike Myers commits career suicide and we want to see it happen as we prepare for The Love Guru. We review the Netflix streaming movies of: V/H/S 2 Shivers The Horror Show (or House 3) Left Behind: World at War Plus Jackie reveals her new segment called "The Rant". This week she complains about stupid 3D movies. This episode brought to you by Scatman Coruther's We're Going to Scatmando Guide to Dating for People Who Like to Poo on Each Other.
Epic Model Work Leads to the Dumbest Plot Reveal Ever - Journey to the Far Side of the Sun
November 10, 2014 22:46 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBImagine yourself in a world where everything that was on the left is now on the right and vice versa. What would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?! Don't we have this now and its called England?
Prelude to The Journey to the Far Side of the Sun
November 07, 2014 22:39 - 34 minutes - 8.04 MBSam takes us to space again as we get ready for the model work masterpiece from the Andersons. In honor of our 50th episode we recap our favorite movies that we've done episodes for (Beastmaster gets a vote from all three of us). Plus Streaming Dos and Don'ts, movie trivia and in depth info about the movie forthcoming. Get some.
Left Behind - Bad Movie Field Trip Special
November 05, 2014 23:04 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBWe get in the Cage and the Rapture when we visit the local $1 theater to see the remake of a classic stinker. Can it be worse than Kirk Cameron's Left Behind? Can it possibly be worse than Noah? Can it be the worst movie of all time? The answers lie within...
Dereks don't run, but they drool alot - Bad Taste
November 03, 2014 23:25 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBLOTR director Peter Jackson directs and stars (with 2 roles) in Bad Taste, a film so amazing it took 4 years to make and was banned in Australia. This movie tells the tale of the Protectors of Earth as they take on the evil Lord Crumb and his evil fast food employee horde. Can Derek defeat Crumb or is the yummy goodness of human meat just too much to ignore? Will Crumb's Country Delights take over in market share? Will the board of directors see increased profits? How does Barry keep such...
Prelude to Bad Taste
October 31, 2014 21:59 - 33 minutes - 8.04 MBBrought to you by Crumb's Country Delights - Try the Finger Ladies for only $1.00. It's Halloweeny time and for that we bring in a special guest horror movie expert, Jackie's mom Janet. We discuss the upcoming movie which is Peter Jackson's masterpiece, Bad Taste. We also talk about our three SCARIEST movies of all time. Plus where the hell did Sam go? Did a spooky ghost get him?!?! Did he get turned into intergalactic fast food and is now on the menu of Crumb's Country Delights?!?! Sp...
For the love of God, just give him what he wants! The Leprechaun Movie Review
October 27, 2014 22:25 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBRachel and three of the worst painters known to man get terrorized by a little green guy with bad hygiene. He just wants his gold, but no one thinks to just spend the gold OR kick him across the county. Also Warwick Davis rides a skateboard.
Prelude to The Leprechaun
October 24, 2014 21:15 - 33 minutes - 8.04 MBThis is Halloween and we get super jacked for it as Jackie picks a movie about a tiny adversary (paging Joe Dante). He's green and smells like a homeless man, but he's lives in our hearts...and wants to kill us. Plus! Stinker Thinkers and SpooktoberFest Netflix Recommendations! OooooOOOOooo Rattle those Chains! And fear overusage of exclamation points!!!!
A space ship full of Jawas and Cortana/EDI/Data/C-3PO all get hacked up to bits - Jason X Movie Review
October 20, 2014 21:38 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBA group of teenage Jawas thaw out a frozen Jason, only to realize that the its time to die. Not even a karate version of C-3PO can stop Jason from enacting his vengeance on humpers. Plus, is that Candyman? And why are space stations so explodable?
Prelude to Jason X
October 17, 2014 20:44 - 31 minutes - 8.04 MBSpooktober fest kicks off this week as we get ready to view Jason in Space or Cyborg Jason or Guy with Machette in the Future. Call it what you want to call it but this one looks like a great time. Plus Justin and Jackie go ONLY horror movies in their Streaming Movie Reviews plus SPPPOOOOOKY movie trivia. It'll be a ghoulishly good time (ugh....bad puns).
Proving street racing just isn't good for anyone - Need for Speed
October 13, 2014 21:43 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBJesse Pinkman and a band of nobody's get in all sorts of trouble with some fast cars...to end up with not much of anything but debt. Expect some crazy flying cars, helicopters everywhere, a complete lack for the public's safety and the never ending question; will Aaron Paul call someone bitch? It's the first time a video game movie graces our show and it's a hell of a ride, so go out, get the movie and a Redbox or whatever and then listen to this podcast to relive all the sheer stupidity or...
Prelude to Need for Speed
October 10, 2014 22:22 - 31 minutes - 8.04 MBWe strap ourselves into our five-point safety harnesses and don our crash helmets as we prepare to view the video game adaptation of Need for Speed with Aaron Paul. We drum up some mild streaming recommendations, complain about new releases, and more movie trivia. Varoom.
Academy award winners disappoint us with their quality goodness - Splash
October 06, 2014 22:00 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBWe keep our fingers crossed that this classic is actually a terrible movie...but no such luck. Even a movie with a silly plot and man-on-fish love can't stop the talent behind Splash. Diehard bad movie fans should avoid this one. It's a fun film with lots of laughs and career launching performances. Oops.
Prelude to Splash
October 03, 2014 22:40 - 33 minutes - 8.04 MBJackie rolls the dice on whether a bunch of a list talent with a fantasy plot idea has the chance to make a bad movie in the Tom Hanks/Darryl Hannah/John Candy/Eugene Levy/Ron Howard classic "Splash". Plus more movie trivia and the usual nonsense.
One man wants revenge, the other just wants to hold him AND punch guys - Showdown in Little Tokyo
September 29, 2014 21:14 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBTwo tough action ninja cops find bromance while taking down the Yakusa with exploding beer, double reverse punch kicks, and the dullest samurai sword of all time. Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, and Tia Carrere's stunt body team up for some out of control action in LA. This is one of the best bad action movies you've never seen.
Prelude to Showdown in Little Tokyo
September 27, 2014 02:52 - 32 minutes - 8.04 MBIt's time for us to prepare for the Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee ass-kicking team-up that is Showdown in Little Tokyo. We talk about our England tour, Sam enlightens us on whats up with Jesse Stone and more movie trivia. Kung-fu feet!!!
Bad Movie Field Trip - Expendables 3
September 24, 2014 22:34 - 59 minutes - 8.04 MB75 old guys and a handful of "youths" blow some stuff up, make poopy-faces, and break through the 4th wall WAY too many times. We go to the theater and expend $3 for one of the biggest flops of 2014. Get to the chopper!
5 Super Stars Reenact Speed and a Man Eats His Boogies - Spice World
September 08, 2014 15:48 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBRelive the late 90's with this guilty pleasure film. The 5 Spicy Ones take their magical Tardis bus on a tour of nowhere, where men with ass pants, molesting aliens, and some unnamed Asian pregnant lady all stand in their way to endless singing.
Prelude to Spice World
September 05, 2014 09:28 - 32 minutes - 8.04 MBIn honor of our tour through the United Kingdom, Jackie has decided to torture us with the world-wide phenomenon of the Spice Girls. We hope we are ready for their return. Plus bad movie trivia, and what to watch on Netflix and Amazon Prime.
Boobs, Babes, and the Finest Action Hero of Our Time - Malibu Express
September 03, 2014 09:03 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBDarby Hinton, as Cody Abilene, becomes our favorite "action" hero of all time in Andy Sidaris' epic b-movie, Malibu Express. We find a plethora of hidden jokes, talk about the endless stream of topless women, and what a great shot Cody is.
Prelude to Malibu Express
September 02, 2014 14:58 - 33 minutes - 8.04 MBIt's time to prepare for possibly the greatest budget movie ever made, Andy Sidaris' masterpiece, Malibu Express. We review some more streaming movies on Netflix and we give out the more bad movie trivia. Get ready for some Cody Abilene and the Buffingtons.
It's a Trucker Movie through the Nuclear Wasteland - Damnation Alley
August 25, 2014 15:41 - 56 minutes - 8.04 MBSome guys go for a ride in a motorhome. And that's about it. It's one of the poorest executed movies 20th Century Fox ever put out. The movie consists of 1) blow up world 2) blow up only safe place 3) drive to Albany 4) get a bump on the head and die, get eaten by cockroaches, get raped by mutant rednecks, pick up a junior sized Peyton Manning, float motorhome from Detroit to Albany 5) Profit?
Prelude to Damnation Alley
August 22, 2014 20:26 - 41 minutes - 8.04 MBWe pack up and ride in our Landmaster as we prepare for a post-apocalyptic world in Damnation Alley. Sam shares his usual keen info on the movie, Jackie throws some more bad movie trivia your way and we all review our Netflix and Amazon streaming movies for the week. Brought to you by Nuke Juice, the only energy drink for a nuclear wasteland traveler.
Streisand Ego Attack! A Star is Born Movie Review
August 18, 2014 21:13 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBIs this the hardest to watch film of all time? The answer is yes. This movie sucks, isn't about anything, and it's 2 and a half hours of the worst person to ever live. We cut this things to ribbons and you'll like what we have to say.
Prelude to A Star is Born
August 15, 2014 22:00 - 42 minutes - 8.04 MBWe prepare for what can only be described as the worst experience ever when we view A Star is Born with Kris Kristopherson and Barbara Streisand. Plus the Streaming Movie suggestions and bad movie trivia. Bonus - the top 3 worst on-screen couples of all time!
Ausploitation at its best - The Man From Hong Kong Movie Review
August 11, 2014 21:24 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBBad movie authority Roman finally joins us in the studio as we view and yammer about the Ausploitation awesomeness that is The Man From Hong Kong. Are there any stuntmen or actors alive in Australia after this seriously dangerous movie?!?!
Prelude to The Man From Hong Kong
August 08, 2014 22:19 - 36 minutes - 8.04 MBWe gear up for an ass-kicker of a movie in The Man From Hong Kong or Dragon Flies. We also review more Netflix and Amazon Instant Movies, more ongoing movie trivia and perhaps the best opening commercial we've ever done - Fifty Shades of Brown trailer.
You've been duped! This movie is not good! Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Movie Review - Special Guests Shaun and Chelsea
August 04, 2014 22:19 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBWe take a look at the Kevin and Kevin epic turd that is Robin Hood. With special guests Hobbits, stunt butts, fisheye lenses, and a plot that makes absolutely no sense....oh and Shaun and Chelsea. Tallyho!
Prelude to Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
August 01, 2014 21:34 - 37 minutes - 8.04 MBThis 0.5 episode is sponsored by Bryan Adam's (not really) as we get ready for Kevin Costner's to charm our way through the turd that is Robin Hood. It's also a special birthday episode with Justin's top 3 bad movie birthday parties, more streaming movie recommendations, bad movie trivia and a slew of riveting information about Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Try to keep your pants on! We dare you!
Terribly Awesome - Flash Gordon Movie Review
July 28, 2014 21:37 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBLet the war for Planet Mongo begin! Its the QB of the New York Jets vs. Max Van Sydow's evil eyebrows, endless robots (are they robots?) and people that bleed oil. This is one bad movie...that rules.
Prelude to Flash Gordon
July 25, 2014 16:11 - 33 minutes - 8.04 MBJackie gets us ready for one of the most popular bad movies of all time as Sam J Jones hits us in the face with his metaphorical football. Stinker Thinkers and Streaming Do's and Don'ts are here as well with reviews of: After Midnight XXX - State of the Union Escape from New York Homefront The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies
John Stamos is an action star? Gene Simmons has boobies? Never Too Young To Die Movie Review
July 21, 2014 19:53 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBWhat happens if you turn a gymnast into an action hero, a trashy whore into super spy, James Bond into a Ben-Gay ad, and Gene Simmons into a lady-boy? Why you get this DTV gem of a movie, duh! Uncle Jesse saves the world from dirty water and Gene Simmons gives us a "too believable" performance. YEEEEAHH!
Prelude to Never Too Young to Die
July 14, 2014 21:51 - 33 minutes - 8.04 MBJohn Stamos' hair gets the spot light (and the mousse) as we get ready for a gem of a turd in Never Too Young to Die with Stamos, Vanity (again), and George Lazenby and Gene Simmons (calling Dr. Love?). Plus, more Streaming movie recommendations, and Stinker Thinkers bad movie trivia. Uncle Jesse HO!
Sharon Stone can't stay alive, Craig T. Nelson knows karate and Jericho Jackson mills around - Action Jackson Bad Movie Review
July 11, 2014 21:07 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBIt's time for Jericho Jackson to try to live up to his nickname, yet for some reason he avoids the action for 3/4 of the movie. But when the action hits, boy does it hit. Vanity is the worst lounge singer of all time, Craig T. Nelson knows karate (at least his stunt guy does), and Sharon Stone just can't stay alive or happily married in any movie she's in. Get ready for some nonsense.
Prelude to Action Jackson
July 07, 2014 21:16 - 44 minutes - 8.04 MBJustin gets to choose this week and he's dialed up a classic in Carl Weather's Action Jackson. How long can Vanity keep her shirt on? Also Streaming Do's and Don'ts and Stinker Thinkers. Get super pumped (but don't hurt yourself).
The ASPCA has a heart attack - The Beastmaster Movie Review with Special Guests Jeff and Tucker
June 30, 2014 21:32 - 57 minutes - 8.04 MBLet the ferrets fly and the tigers die as Jeff and Tucker from If We Made It podcast show up to help us try to make sense of The Beastmaster. Does PETA show up to put a stop to the madness? Does Tanya Roberts save the movie by letting the ladies out? Does anyone get 'sploded? (Spoiler alerts - no, yes, yes - respectively)
Prelude to Beastmaster
June 28, 2014 02:19 - 40 minutes - 8.04 MBSponsored by Critter Commander! This 0.5 episode contains the usual nonsense we have but we really amp it up in honor of Marc Singer's manliness. More Netflix do's and don'ts (with 3 do's this time) and Stinker Thinkers. Spoiler alert - Sam is still winning. Huzzah, my furry friends!
Is this the Worst Movie Ever Made - The Noah Movie Review Special
June 23, 2014 22:06 - 1 hour - 8.04 MBThe first half is "The Bible as told by Tolkien". The second half is Cape Fear (no really). And the entire thing is sprinkled with crap. It's Noah and it's arguably the worst movie ever to see a theater release. We apologize for the poor audio on this episode. We had a new computer setup and frankly we don't know what the hell we're doing. But you all seem to like what we do so keep on'a listenin'.
Not enough slap-fighting and get Ja Rule off my TV - Half Past Dead Movie Review
June 21, 2014 02:34 - 53 minutes - 8.04 MBSam brings in Steven Seagal for his first time on Stinker Madness with his last time in the theaters and the reason for that becomes quite apparent. Oh and would someone please just off Ja-Rule within the first 4 minutes of this movie...please???? It's got Alcatraz, it's got gun fights, it's got slap fighting and it's also got all the characters from The Matrix! What could possibly be wrong with this film?
Prelude to Half Past Dead
June 19, 2014 04:37 - 40 minutes - 8.04 MBIt's point-five time and Pappa Sando brews us up a sweet batch o' prison hooch (and we drink it) as we get sentenced to the first Steven Seagal appearance. As is tradition, we got more Netflix do's and don't coming at you, the stakes in Stinker Thinkers gets HOT, we do our best acting attempts and maybe get a little drunk. Who's ready for some slap-fightin'? Yeeeehhhhhaaaaw!!!!
The Ground Zero of Awesomely Bad Movies - Deathrace 2000 Movie Review
June 16, 2014 22:54 - 57 minutes - 8.04 MBVROOOM and SPLOOSH take center stage as David Carradine makes mince-meat out of pedestrians and Sly Stallone shows us the meaning behind "Mr. The Turbo". This one is ground-zero stinker!
Prelude to Deathrace 2000
June 09, 2014 20:52 - 37 minutes - 8.04 MBThe very first "Stinker Hall of Fame" movie makes it's debut; so let's get ready to run people over with David Carradine and Sly Stallone. Plus Stinker Thinkers (Sam is pummeling Justin) and Netflix Do's and Don'ts...we also may get a little out of hand here....
Top That! She's pure evil it turns out - Teen Witch Movie Review
June 06, 2014 22:19 - 56 minutes - 8.04 MBHang on to your eye of newt and your spider legs! You're about to drink a powerful witch's brew of bad movie business. Betrayal, conceit, lust, and greed take over this week in a trip back to the 80's. You're going to be the most popular girl!