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17 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 12 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingDamon, Davidge, Rog and Clayton's site for fun and hijinks! Stay tuned for exciting, thrill packed updates...
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TE XXX - Love and Really Big Guns!!! (Episode 1)
June 26, 2012 03:46Q: What do Treve, Dready, Davidge and I (see photo over there on the right for our ugly mugs) have in common with Britney Spears? A: Oops! We did it again! (lookie - I added a totally high quality Mars video just for wee Dready. It's coz I care, you know). Anyhoo - yes - after years of blood,sweat and tears (and a few months of me sitting on the finished podcasts and just not bothering to post them) we have completed our Magnet Oprahs Magnum Opus - TE XXX: Love and Really Big Guns!!! But ...
And now for something completely different ...
February 25, 2010 22:44Because it can't all be the hair-rending, heart-aching misery of our failed attempts at comedy we'd like to touch briefly on a recent controversy that has arisen here in quiet, sunny, freedom-loving, egalitarian New Zealand. A group here have been attempting to reproduce the Atheist Bus Campaigns that recently took place in Britain (initially) and later in continental Europe and the United States. The campaign just involved about raising a small amount of money and purchasing advertising s...
Just in time to DIE! : Episode 10 - If I were a Hero
January 15, 2010 04:14Well - I didn't want to do it but they made me - the b*st*rds. Treve still thinks the song is quite good (we didn't have the heart to tell him the truth) so he's pushing to get it out on the blog. I suspect The Void have an album coming our or are doing support for the Led Zeppelin come-back tour or something. Who knows? And Damon - well that guy's such a f**king control-freak that it was just driving him mental that there was an episode missing. He keeps counting on his fingers and lo...
Just in time to DIE! : Episode 9 - Cookie is the Greatest!
September 25, 2009 03:15Well then, die-hards, we're nearly all done. Here comes Episode 9 and Episode 10 is the Last One. The nice people at FeedBurner have shown that Episodes 7 and 8 were the least popular of all time which I for one am quite excited about. If anyone was put-off by the fact that Episode 8 got released ahead of Episode 7 (briefly) then I sincerely apologize. However, I'm always one to look for silver-linings and what I've come up with is the following: Clearly the whole thing's not as incohere...
Just in time to DIE! : Episode 8 - Many Hands Make Short Work
September 10, 2009 05:16Don't say a thing. Don't say one single thing. Just take a deep-breath, count to a million and then curse my name while flatulating vigorously and profusely in whatever direction you'd like to believe I'm in. Then, when you've got it all out of your system - careful! Don't poop by mistake! - just relax, sit-back and enjoy - TE the Bubble V - Just in time to DIE! : Episode 8 - Many Hands Make Short Work (And if all of that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever to you then you've not been...
Just in time to DIE! : Episode 7 - Frankly's Pad AND Episode 8 - Many Hands Make Short Work
September 06, 2009 23:11UPDATE TO THE UPDATE (Yes, I know...): So - it looks like iTunes only likes to have one Podcast-per-Blog Entry so I've added another Blog Entry to hold Episode 8. I'll leave it here, too, just in case any poor soul actually reads this stuff. (I think I'll go off some place and sob for a bit. Don't mind me) REALLY, REALLY, SUPER-IMPORTANT, CRITICAL UPDATE: (like so important it merits this butt-ugly yellow-and-red-and-bold-and-funny-font-I-stole-from-some-dude-who-actually-knows-how-to-...
Just in time to DIE! : Episode 6 - A Lab Trevolt
August 23, 2009 22:15Just when you thought it was safe to open your ears and go online ... we now bring you! ... TE the Bubble V - Just in Time to Die!: Episode 6 - A Lab Trevolt (Just because we hate everyone and think you all need a taste of our suffering)
Just in time to DIE! : Episode 5 - Ultra Cow Mega Bruiser
August 10, 2009 02:40I think you should all know that I wrote a really, really funny blog entry and Google ate it up and now it's gone. I'll bet they couldn't believe how elbow-achingly funny it was and so pilfered it for their next ad campaign - Bastards Dunkheads! Anyway, the key point is I'm now introducing you to - LIVE ON THE INTERNET!!! * the next exciting episode of TE the Bubble V: Just in Time to Die!. Yes, this is it - Episode 5: Ultra-cow-mega-bruiser. This episode contains: The one - the only -...
Just in time to DIE! : Episode 4 - CLOG
July 26, 2009 21:59[Warning! Spoiler alert for TE XXX : Love and Really Big Guns! Coming soon(ish) to a podcast near you] It's Monday Morning. I'm at wo-ork. (So bored) Posting Podcasts again. Why do I bother? (Because you're stupid, Ro-og). [End of Spoiler - Hope I didn't spoil it for you :) ] Yes - here it is Episode 4 (of TE the Bubble V: Just in Time to Die - Episode 4 : Clog, stupid-o!). Enjoy! (Or don't. Why should I care?) PS - That was a complete lie about TE XXX coming soon. You must reali...
Just in time to DIE! : Episode 3 - Warren and Jeremy
July 12, 2009 23:41Well - the fans have spoken. Yes, your ongoing silence and continued refusal to make any criticism whatsoever speaks volumes for the reverence and awe you all have for TE the Bubble V: Just in time to DIE! Here are just a few of the star-struck comments that we haven't received in response to Episode 2: Boo-boo the Floppy. "I almost wet myself laughing" - Max (2 of Grey Lynn) "I didn't think they could make a worse episode than episode 1. I...
Just in time to DIE! : Episode 2 - Boo-boo the Floppy
June 30, 2009 05:58Well we could all die (Yes! Both of us) waiting for Dread to post episode 2. So, as always, I - Cookie the Crumb - must step up to the plate and make good on other's commitments to the common good. If you listen and it doesn't make any sense then obviously you're a bit slow and need help or coaching or a swift kick to the head - I don't know. Anyway, perhaps something a little simpler might be more your line - maybe watching paint dry. Alternatively, if you're not slow and just got fed u...
Shall we replace all the swearwords in the old tapes?
May 25, 2009 08:16I want to do a George Lucas and change the classics. I suggest we take all the "bastards" out of the old tapes we've recorded. I'd also like to take out any other offensive references in the recordings - such as the nasty comments we made about about our lord, Jesus Christ. Any thoughts?
Just in time to DIE! : Episode 1 - the Arse End of the Universe
May 18, 2009 07:48This isn't the first T.E the bubble recording we've done. Nor, sadly, is it the last. However it is the first of the last one we recorded. And it is the first to appear on the INTERNET! To clarify: We've been recording these "radio plays" since 1983 - originally on a tape deck, then 4 track and finally, at some point in the 21st century, digital; You know, with zeros and ones. And because we're too lazy and embarassed to convert the earlier recordings into digital, we're just going to start...
WTF
May 11, 2009 08:25So what is all this really? What, for example, is T.E? Or the Void? Well, T.E is a series of audio recordings we've been doing since we were 13 - over 20 years. More for Rog. T.E himself is a tiny, malignant alien - determined to destroy the universe. Standing in the tall - and "cool"- corner, is his arch adversary, Cookie the Crumb, and Cookie's sidekick, Trevolt the Trevolt (formerly of Trevolt). The battles between them have raged for over 8 billion years, and have included pursuits acr...
Movie stuff...
May 07, 2009 20:44Check out the latest at Mars Shot. Some beautiful 3D animation in the pipeline for Last Flight.... Mars Sunrise Test from Zane Egginton on Vimeo.
It's alive!
April 27, 2009 10:10This is it folks - the site you’ve been waiting for! Finally Damon, Rog, Treve, David and Damon have done it - we’ve gone digital, we’re on line! Here’s where you’ll find the T.E podcasts, upcoming gigs for the Void, wild ramblings by Rog, mildly witty posts from Davidge and comic ugles from Keen. Sign up, subscribe, comment and stay tuned for all our awesomeness before we turn 40 and die from old age! I’m not kidding. We’re not as young as we used to be.