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…. "Just waking up" ….

…. "I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up" ….


…. "I just was thinking" ….


…. "Going down memory lane and how I used to just be this different person that . . . um couldn't handle stress" ….


…. "I was like terrified of everything, Everything!" …. 


…. "I needed to be institutionalized, I mean I might still need to be institutionalized but whatever I'm happy" ….


…. "Back then I wasn't happy and I was fucked up. . . or in a different way and um. . ." ….


…. "Im just like wow I've come so fucking far" ….


…. "I'm so like spiritual and awakened you know, like. . ." ….


…. "When theses m***** f****** are b******* and moaning at me" ….


…. "I don't even f****** bat and eyelash" ….


…. "I know, I'm like in my head {I know this m***** f***** is having a bad day}" ….


…. "Whatever, something ain't right, it has absolutely nothing to do with me" ….


…. "They are just sick of all the rules and changes in life and all the other drama in their life" ….


…. "So they are taking this s*** out on me" ….


…. "I realize this, I realize this" ….


…. "I just sit there and let them go on their little hissy fits" …. 


…. "It's the best f***** thing to do because these m***** f****** shut up and end up apologizing to me cuz they realize how f****** dumb they are!" …. 


….{Side story rant}....


…. "Mind you, I'm in the middle of a f****** haircut right now!" …. 


…. "So I tell this mother f*****. . ." ….


…. "So this guy keeps going off and saying some bull s***" ….


…. "Yes, I was shaky, I was reeling, reeling, reeling" …. 


…. "I wasn't about to meet that fool with his energy" ….


…. "I hear this mother f***** say {it's a real hostile environment in here, isn't it?}" ….


…. "I'm not giving that f****** idiot any time of day right now" ….


…. "He is on a different plane and I don't want to get on that one" ….


…. "I guess apparently he apologized to the stylists. . ." ….


…. "Awesome sweet" ….