Antiquing my tattoo
Sami Rants
English - March 08, 2021 08:00 - 4 minutes - 3.31 MB - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingStand-Up Comedy Health & Fitness Mental Health comedy comedian female mental health relationships anxiety depression life rant story Homepage Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
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.... “Got a new tattoo. . . I’m definitely, probably not taking care of it right” ....
.... “f*** I can’t just like leave this bath water sitting on my tattoo” ....
.... “How do I care for this but also I’m gonna stay in this m***** f****** bath” ....
.... “. . . It look like made with chalk and its just gonna wash off” ....
.... “Rough around the edges or something, like me” ....
.... “If this shit f***** heals and scabs and the ink doesn’t stay some in some spots cuz I was bad . . . You know what. . . I don’t care” ....
.... “like, that’s like i just antiqued my tattoo” ....
.... “I’m just patina-ing my tattoo” ....
.... “I might like it better” ....