All I want in a relationship
Sami Rants
English - March 20, 2021 07:00 - 42 seconds - 523 KB - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingStand-Up Comedy Health & Fitness Mental Health comedy comedian female mental health relationships anxiety depression life rant story Homepage Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
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.... “If it sounds like I’m peeing. . . . I’M NOT” ....
.... “I’m just brewing some tea . . . So don’t get on my case about that” ....
.... “After a long day at work and standing . . . My f****** feet, ankles, knees, back, arms, everything just hurts” ....
.... “So all I want is just someone who’s gonna rub my feet and head and everything in between” ....
.... “And um. . . Cuddle and not say a word” ....
.... “Like that’s all I want in life, and if I ain’t getting that from someone why the f*** am I in a relationship with you?” ....