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Ross Patterson Revolution!

1,056 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 2.1K ratings

Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.

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Episode 636 - SoulCycle Shame!

November 19, 2020 19:50 - 1 hour - 75.9 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the allegations against the SoulCycle instructors that are shaming people in class and why Ross agrees with them, why Bobby Brown would have the most depressing "Behind The Music" ever, why everyone is surfing on Zillow during the pandemic, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner!" ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising...

Episode 635 - I Made The News!

November 18, 2020 19:25 - 1 hour - 67 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss Post Malone stealing Ross' tv show, getting stung by a bee while doing a live tv interview, why your child probably won't play professional sports, Jessie's sweet softball days as a catcher, the Da Vinci drawing of Jesus that could fetch $135 million, and why Aunt Becky's husband had a dramatic makeover for prison. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/r...

Episode 634 - Baby Yoda CANCELLED???

November 17, 2020 19:10 - 1 hour - 80.1 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss Mardi Gras being shut down and more than likely SWSX in Austin, the Bass Pro Shops commercial featuring a Santa behind plexiglass with a plastic face shield on that looks frightening for children, why people are raging that Baby Yoda ate an egg, the new Kevin Hart stand up special dropping on Netflix tonight, and why Ross hates Bill Gates. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS *...

Episode 633 - Ross Becomes A Champion AGAIN!!!

November 16, 2020 19:05 - 1 hour - 88.1 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' championship as the head coach for his son's 6 year old soccer team, Harry Styles wearing a dress on the cover of Vogue, why Ross would have been fine with checking out after the Super Bowl this year, the new SpaceX launch where the astronauts all showed up in a Tesla to the launch pad, and why Melania is pissed to have to do one last Christmas at the White House. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Li...

Episode 632 - What Would You Do For A Playstation?

November 12, 2020 19:04 - 1 hour - 76.4 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss gamers dismembering each other at Walmart over new Playstation 5s, Mike Tyson's fake pee penis, Trump dragging Fox News for their bad ratings, how Ross was skeptical of Netflix's "The Queen's Gambit" until he realized it was about a chess prodigy addicted to 'ludes, Biden celebrations causing COVID spikes, and what bands he'd take a COVID vaccine to see live. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: li...

Episode 631 - Happy Veterans Day!

November 11, 2020 19:48 - 1 hour - 76.6 MB

Ross and Jessie wish all the Vets out there an awesome day and hope they get laid at Waffle House, Ross wants to buy NASA's unseen pictures from the 60's at the auction next week, Justin Bieber's pastor gets pops for infidelity, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/br...

Episode 630 - Another Unnecessary Apple Event!!!

November 10, 2020 19:08 - 1 hour - 70 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the new computer that Ross is forced to buy from Apple's bull***t event today, the CDC's new Thanksgiving guidelines where they want us all to eat outside, Ross is willing to circumcise anyone out there who needs one, and we chat about the Mel Gibson Santa movie. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Op...

Episode 629 - 2020 Election Winners And Losers

November 09, 2020 18:31 - 1 hour - 64.9 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the winners and losers from the 2020 election, what to expect next from each party, potential 2024 candidates, why the media will die when Trump leaves office, if there will be a recount of the votes and what to expect.  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://re...

Episode 628 - Arizona And Nevada... We're Waiting.

November 05, 2020 19:26 - 1 hour - 80.6 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the worldwide wait for the results in Arizona and Nevada that will likely determine who our next president is, why no one will riot if Joe Biden wins, the conspiracy theories that are circulating concerning fake mail-in ballots, and why people are posting polls of their favorite cereals. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising In...

Episode 627 - The Election Is Definitely RIGGED

November 04, 2020 18:26 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss last night's debacle of an election and how they have called this exact scenario for months, why the election will ultimately end up in the Supreme Court and why Trump will win, how the country attempts to heal and if they can after this, and why Ross thinks the end of the world is near. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising In...

Episode 626 - Election Day Is Finally Here!

November 03, 2020 18:31 - 1 hour - 64.4 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss what to watch for tonight during the election results, which states will report first, and which ones will be the lasts one in.  Ross gives his final prediction as well and asks the question, "What if they media gets it wrong again?" VOTE! ghostbed.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: htt...

Episode 625 - Twas The Night Before The Election

November 02, 2020 18:29 - 1 hour - 69.4 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the uneasiness of America the day before the election, Ross guiding his child's soccer team to yet another victory, the death of Sean Connery, celebrities with giant hogs, and the aftermath of Halloween. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Episode 624 - The Halloween Spooktacular Show!

October 30, 2020 16:35 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB

Ross and Jessie dress up for their annual "Halloween Spooktacular Show" as Jessie reads frightening Halloween stories, Ross finds his new kink, and the two discuss why domestic abuse is wrong on Halloween. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Episode 623 - Nxvium Sex Cult Leader Sentenced to 120 Years

October 28, 2020 18:04 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss Keith Raniere being sentenced to 120 years in prison, Justin Turner getting pulled mid-game during the World Series for testing positive for Covid then going back to party, Ross and Jessie discuss who they would risk it all for, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: ...

Episode 622 - Now Let's Pack The Court!

October 27, 2020 17:57 - 1 hour - 76.4 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss how the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett has Democrats demanding they "pack the court" and add more liberal Justices, Jessie does fake campaign ads for her favorite local politicians, how Reese Witherspoon might run for office, and why the new "Saved By The Bell" reboot looks great. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquir...

Episode 621 - Hunter Biden's Laptop

October 26, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss watching the sex tapes pulled from Hunter Biden's laptop and why it is probably too late to make a dent in the election, why Sacha Baron Cohen waited too long to make the sequel to "Borat", the 60 Minutes interview with all the presidential candidates last night, and Ross explains why the state of Texas will turn blue within ten years. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Che...

Episode 620 - I Think I Have Polio

October 22, 2020 20:05 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss an acting class where a guy wrote a scene about polio, Rudy Giuliani showing up with his pants down in Borat, Iran sending fake emails about the Proud Boys, Jessie's weird obsession with Mexican artist Frida Kahlo, and why Jessie hates museums.  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands P...

Episode 619 - The Next Debate Is RIGGED

October 21, 2020 17:50 - 1 hour - 62.5 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the new "rules" for the final presidential debate tomorrow night which include muting mics and no mention of foreign policy, Jessie runs through her entire drug history as Ross questions Hunter Biden's poor man crack choice, the Pope is now allowing gay people to get married, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG...

Episode 618 - #METOOBIN

October 20, 2020 17:25 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss Jeffrey Toobin caught masturbating live on a Zoom call with his co-workers, Ross breaks down his Top celebrity j-off moments, Troy Aikman gets caught popping off on a hot mic that he wants Biden/Harris, and Jeff Bridges announces he has cancer prompting Jessie to admit that he was her first "Daddy." ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Ad...

Episode 617 - Two Weeks Until The Election!

October 19, 2020 18:11 - 1 hour - 72 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the anxiety leading up to the election in two weeks, Ross rages on the Avengers cast doing a fundraiser for Joe Biden, why Chris Pratt has been "canceled", Ross and Jessie celebrate their 7 year anniversary today, and Jables goes all in for her love of crab rangoon. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redci...

Episode 616 - Trump Vs Biden Town Hall

October 15, 2020 18:09 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss tonight's Trump and Biden dueling town hall events on two different networks at the same time, Ross cries over the Braves brutal loss last night, is the second wave of Covid coming or is it just the media, and Jables goes down the dark deep hole of the popular children's YouTube star "Blippi". ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertis...

Episode 615 - The 39-Year-Old Bachelorette

October 14, 2020 18:10 - 1 hour - 66.4 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss Clare Crawley the new 39 year old Bachelorette and how she ruined the show for any woman in her late 30's, why people are fat shaming Billie Eilish, how it's time to give Amy Adams an Oscar so she can go back to looking normal again, the breaking news of Trump and Biden having separate Town Hall events on Thursday night on 2 different channels, and why Amy Coney Barrett will probably be confirmed next week. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express ...

Episode 614 - Early Voting Has Begun

October 13, 2020 18:17 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss showing up to the polls to vote in Texas and the lines being around the block and what it means, Ross rages on the new "Apple Event" and why he hates it, Jessie tells us why we need to all become sheep, and we bring you and all new "Crime Corner!" ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pr...

Episode 613 - Happy Indigenous People's Whatever

October 12, 2020 18:22 - 1 hour - 76.6 MB

Ross and Jessie opine over the new anger of Columbus Day, what white can REALLY do to give back to Indians today, the Oscar Pistorius documentary on ESPN, why Yelp is going to allow you to leave racism reviews, Ross wants tanning injections for low Vitamin D, and the confirmation for Amy Coney Barrett has begun. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising I...

Episode 612 - VP Debate Recap

October 08, 2020 18:26 - 1 hour - 71.7 MB

Ross and Jessie recap last night's Vice Presidential Debate, chat about James Vanderbeek moving back to the Varsity Blues state, doing an unfiltered Bacherlette Patreon show, why Ross proposed to Jessie in Austin, the Gretchen Whitmer kidnap attempt broken up by the FBI, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner." Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https:/...

Episode 611 - The David Lee Roth Vs Sammy Hagar Van Halen Debate

October 07, 2020 18:01 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Eddie Van Halen and how the group was seamlessly able to replace lead singers, we choose between David Lee Roth Vs Sammy Hagar, we chat about the new Netflix doc "American Murder", Ross tells you why he did it and why every neighborhood is filled with white women in pyramid schemes. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advert...

Episode 610 - The Leaked Melania Tapes

October 06, 2020 18:44 - 1 hour - 70 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss how more leaked tape of Melania Trump's private phone conversations keep leaking, how there is going to be plexiglass separating the VP debate tomorrow night, why Jessie wants to become an "In Person Influencer", the size of Tyga's penis on Only Fans, and why Morgan Freeman narrated the new 21 Savage album. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros  Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatt...

Episode 609 - White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Tests Positive

October 05, 2020 18:07 - 1 hour - 66.6 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss how everyone now has Covid in the White House including Kayleigh McEnany, why Ethan Hake went "Too Ethan Hawke" in his new Showtime show The Good Lord Bird, how Meghan Markle might run for president, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands ...

Episode 608 - Chrissy Teigen's Social Media Debate

October 01, 2020 18:35 - 1 hour - 66.1 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss whether or not it was appropriate for Chrissy Teigen to post her miscarriage announcement in real time and who was taking the pictures, the Borat sequel that will air this month, and why the Irish Supreme Court ruled that Subway's bread actaully ISN'T real bread. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Op...

Episode 607 - Presidential Debate Recap Show

September 30, 2020 18:27 - 1 hour - 65 MB

Ross and Jessie recap the presidential debate between Trump and Biden last night and discuss the beautiful disaster that it was, why nobody ACTUALLY won, Demi Lovato's new break-up song and why that dude f'd it all up, and why no one can figure out to do with "National Podcast Day". Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Ou...

Episode 606 - Trump Vs Biden Debate!

September 29, 2020 18:05 - 1 hour - 66.4 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden and the crazy prop bets going on in Vegas tonight.  How wild is it going to get tonight?  Jessie wants to see a fistfight on stage. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Episode 605 - It's Amy Coney Barrett!

September 28, 2020 17:47 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss Trump's SCOTUS pick Amy Coney Barrett, how condescending it is that celebrities tell us who to vote for, why Ross wants the guy from Men's Wearhouse to have his own inspirational Instagram, how Chrissy Teigen went on Twitter to live stream her pregnancy problems from the hospital, and why Ross was right about Trump's taxes. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Adv...

Episode 604 - The Pumpkin Spice Boy

September 24, 2020 17:53 - 1 hour - 61 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the polite gay man who spilled his secrets to Ross at a Starbucks, the creepy awesomeness of the new Netflix film "The Devil All The Time", why there should be all killers on "Dancing With The Stars", the verdict in the Breonna Taylor case, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner." Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcir...

Episode 603 - Fill The Seat... At Sizzler

September 23, 2020 17:47 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the recent bankruptcy filing of Sizzler Steakhouse, they chat about the debate inside the LGBTQA+ community on why they are fighting over letters, why the Breonna Taylor verdict could affect the election, and Ross praises Sara Lyons the 96-year-old woman in PA who bowled a perfect 300. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.c...

Episode 602 - No Simp September

September 22, 2020 18:10 - 1 hour - 72.8 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss how simping ain't easy and how they've simped this month, the arguing behind the scenes at Spotify to try get Joe Rogan fired, why Democrats have given up on Trump picking a new SCOTUS, and Ross goes on a rant about the death of Sly Stallone's mother. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 601 - Down Goes RGB

September 21, 2020 18:39 - 1 hour - 67.2 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss his prediction of the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg right before the election, how Jennifer Aniston and Jimmy Kimmel personified the Emmy's and the state of Hollywood, they chat about Jessie's upcoming rib cook-off against Jarred Taylor, and they discuss the Netflix doc "The Social Dilemma". ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising...

Episode 600 - Jim Carrey Is Playing Joe Biden On SNL

September 17, 2020 18:57 - 1 hour - 71.7 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jim Carrey is playing Joe Biden on SNL, Barrack Obama is dropping TWO memoirs instead of one, Cardi B getting divorce, how Ross almost got banned from American Airlines and how he is going to limit places that require masks in his life, Kanye pissing all over his Grammy live on Twitter, Chris Rock says he wasn’t upset with Jimmy Fallon doing blackface in a new interview, and Jables closes out Episode 600 with an all new Crime Corner! Our Sponsors: * Check out Exp...

Episode 599 - Ross Goes On An Epic Bender With Kid Rock!

September 16, 2020 16:54 - 1 hour - 57.7 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss how Ross went on an all day bender with Kid Rock and John Daly, how WNBA superstar Maya Moore married the man who was wrongfully imprisoned that she helped release, why 2 out of 3 young adults don't know what the Holocaust was, and how Donald Trump getting the Big Ten to play football just ensured his re-election. Ghostbed.com/DrinkinBros Strikeforceenergy.com    Promo Code: revolution  Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV...

Episode 598 - Was It A Tracking Device?

September 15, 2020 17:27 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

  Ross is in Nashville with Kid Rock, Jables is home with sick kids and she is obviously totally cool with that. The two discuss Colton Underwood allegedly stalking and harassing his ex-girlfriend Cassie Randolph, as well as the sexual misconduct allegations against Cheer star Jerry Harris. Captain America's dick pic was underwhelming and Judd Apatow is against censorship if it effects him making movies.   Ghostbed.com/DrinkinBros StrikeForceEnergy.com Manscaped.com Our Sponsors: * Check...

Episode #597 - A Presidential Debate On Joe Rogan?

September 14, 2020 18:08 - 1 hour - 62.9 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss Trump agreeing to go on Joe Rogan for a four debate with Joe Biden, Demi Lovato's fiance stalkimg Selena Gomez before her, the great debate of Miracle Whip Vs Mayonaisse, a rib cook-off between Jessie and Jarred, and the serenity of being at a College football game by yourself. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: h...

Episode 596 - NFL Is Back Baby!!!

September 10, 2020 21:07 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss Killer Mike getting wrongfully destroyed online for meeting with the Governor of Georgia, the NFL returning tonight has Ross amped, Hank Williams Jr. being replaced on Monday Night Football by Little Richard, and Vince Vaughn starring in a body switching horror film which looks... great? Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle...

Episode 595 - The Oscars Are Diverse Now Everyone!

September 09, 2020 18:24 - 1 hour - 70.7 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the new diversity rules to be nominated for Oscars and why that will be a massive failure, the end of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the return of Rick Moranis, Joe Exotic asks for a pardon from Trump, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"! Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: ht...

Episode 594 - The Faux-Bama Story

September 08, 2020 16:40 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the actual purpose and the weirdos who become "Notaries", Donald Trump hiring a fake Barack Obama to fire, Michael Cohen's new tell-all book, why Bradley Cooper thinks award shows are utterly useless, and Jessie's last day in North Carolina. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy ...

Episode 593 - Bone In Or Boneless Wings?

September 03, 2020 17:57 - 1 hour - 59 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the national hero that went to city council in Lincoln, Nebraska to ask that boneless wings change their name to tenders since there is no wing to it, the new sex cult documentary "The Vow" on HBO and why one man didn't get to have sex with anyone, the 97 million dollar deal Prince Harry and Megan Markle signed with Netflix, and pick our favorite Vietnam Era songs. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS *...

Episode 592 - Nancy Pelosi REALLY Needed A Blow-Out!

September 02, 2020 23:51 - 1 hour - 73.1 MB

Ross and Jessie chat about how David Blaine is back on his bullsh*t flying 25,000 above air with balloons like the movie Up, why Nancy Pelosi broke the law for a blow-out, the woman who walked out on to the wing of the airplane, how Tider and Grindr apps just got blocked in Pakistan, and Jables is back with an all new Crime Corner that involves the theft of a donkey and possibly a bird. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * C...

Episode 591 - The Mystery Of The AT&T Girl

September 01, 2020 18:26 - 1 hour - 68.2 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the online obsession of the girl from the ATT&T commercials and her plea to stop being sexualized, Bella Thorne finally goes nude on ONLYFANS, the man in a jetpack at LAX who was caught racing against commercial airliners at 3,000 feet, and President Trump trying to save the Big Ten football season. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https...

Episode 590 - RIP Chadwick Boseman

August 31, 2020 18:41 - 1 hour - 60.5 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Black Panther actor Chadwick Boseman, why Korean Pop is being forced on us, how the K-Pop band BTS is fake and probably created by the government, Ross rages on Spanish music and why it should be stopped, and why Ross wants to die to Rob Thomas and Santana's "Smooth". Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/br...

Episode 589 - Ross Survives Hurricane Laura

August 27, 2020 18:09 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross fighting off another hurricane in Texas, the NBA+MLB+WNBA all collectively shut down over the shooting in Wisconsin, Ross and Jessie discuss the price that it would take to get branded, and RPR show producer Giorgio opens up an "Only Fans" account which he vows to show his penis. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.co...

Episode 588 - Bella Thorne Crashes Only Fans Site!

August 26, 2020 18:16 - 1 hour - 74.8 MB

Ross and Jessie discuss actress Bella Thorne making one million dollars in one day after signing up for "Only Fans", would you let your significant other have an Only Fans account, why Ross might have to fight another hurricane, Ross rages on why no one cares about the First Lady, and Jessie busts out a spot on Melania impression.  Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiri...

Episode 587 - The Cocaine Convention

August 25, 2020 18:54 - 1 hour - 62.8 MB

Ross and Jessie talk about last night's kickoff of the Republican Convention aka "The Cocaine Convention", how Tyler Perry was able to fully reopen a studio on his own, the need for sex cults to be better, if Jessie would consider going on a cruise ship now that they are reopening, and Ross pitches a Mexican version of Yellowstone that takes place in East LA that revolves around one cable box being split amongst the community. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Chec...

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