Ross Patterson Revolution!
1,056 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 2.1K ratingsEach week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
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Episodes
Episode 540 - Blackout Tuesday
June 02, 2020 18:35 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBRoss and Jessie talk about their first flight back to Austin, Antifa is causing detrimental damage to the cause of racial equality protests in American cities by inciting looting and property destruction, Tiger King’s Carole Baskin gains control of Joe Exotic’s 120 acre zoo property, Ross explains why drive-in theaters are popping up, and Jake Paul gets caught filming in a looted mall. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Ch...
Episode 539 - The Minneapolis Riots
June 02, 2020 18:34 - 1 hour - 61.8 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the scrubbed of the SpaceX launch yesterday, riots ensue in Los Angeles as well as Minneapolis following the fallout of George Floyd’s death, Mark Zuckerberg calls out Twitter’s Jack Dorsey by stating he will not limit any of President Trump’s posts on his platforms, Jessie predicted Ellen is a nightmare now that it has come out on magazines, and Apple is funding and distributing the next big Martin Scorcese movie, and Doug Liman has been hired to direct the Tom Cruis...
Episode 538 - The Death of George Floyd
June 02, 2020 18:31 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Elon Musk’s baller move of launching his rocket at 4:20 tomorrow, the two talk about the upsetting death of George Floyd in Minneapolis and what can be done about it, the two describe what it would be like getting the “Moon Look” from a man whose been places you will never go like Buzz Aldrin, Twitter labels Donald Trump’s tweets with fact checks and President Trump lashes out at Twitter for doing so, and Jimmy Fallon apologizes for a 20 year old Chris Rock impersonat...
Episode 537 - Amy Cooper’s Dog
June 02, 2020 18:24 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why it felt like being let out of a cage this weekend with the re-opening of restaurants and public spaces, New York woman Amy Cooper is facing backlash after calling the cops on an African-American man asking her to keep her dog on a leash and then proceeds to strangle her dog with the leash, a new petition is making its way around to boot Donald Trump off of Twitter, Ross explains why astronauts need to be more pimpy, and the two talk about how Lauren Lapkus could b...
Episode 536 - Separate Tables At The Breakfast Club
June 02, 2020 18:22 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the re-opening of North Carolina and why it's not what it was cracked up to be, Joe Biden makes a little oopsie live on The Breakfast Club morning show with Charlamagne Tha God, ESPN teases a Tom Brady sports documentary after the immense success of “The Last Dance”, people are raging because state fairs are being canceled, and Jessie was not amused by Las Vegas’ new ad campaign to try to attract tourists during quarantimes. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www...
Episode 535 - Aunt Becky Pleads Guilty!
June 02, 2020 18:21 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the casting of the new “Tiger King” film adaptation including Tara Reid and Nicholas Cage, Lori Loughlin aka. Aunt Becky gets sentenced to 2 months in jail plus a $150,000 fine, Ross explains why most lawyers are a**holes, and Ross talks about why the QAnon religion is becoming more popular in the United States. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inq...
Episode 534 - Joe Rogan Got Paid
June 02, 2020 18:19 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Joe Rogan’s multi-million dollar deal with Spotify, fans of American Idol are worried Ryan Seacrest had a stroke live on air while taping the season finale, WWE star Shad Gaspard drowns off of Venice beach while trying to save his son from drowning, and Jessie ends the show with a Melon Head Bandit Crime Corner. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inq...
Episode 533 - Morbidly Obese???
June 02, 2020 18:17 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Nancy Pelosi’s comment about Donald Trump’s “morbid obesity” and warns against taking hydroxychloroquine, Elon Musk hints at moving his Tesla factory to Austin, Texas amidst the strict and neverending coronavirus shutdown in California, bachelorette Hannah Brown gets in trouble for saying the N-word on Instagram Live, and Jessie goes through a list of weird and somewhat disappointing names actors had before fame. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn....
Episode 532 - Hope Of A Vaccine?
June 02, 2020 18:14 - 1 hour - 64 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why Jessie wants to live on 30,000 acres of land after finishing season 1 of “Yellowstone”, why Ross was left depressed after the finale of “The Last Dance”, the two talk about the latest COVID-19 vaccine that is showing promise, Chuck E. Cheese was caught selling their pizza under a different name on Grubhub, Pasqually’s Pizza & Wings, and they finished the show discussing Donald Trump’s hilarious campaign ads that lampoon Joe Biden. Our Sponsors: * Check out Expres...
Episode 531 - Ransom For Lady Gaga!
June 02, 2020 18:12 - 1 hour - 75.1 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why it is impossible for adult men to watch Tik Tok, hackers seize 756 gigabytes of legal documents held at a $21 million ransom belonging to Facebook, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Elton John, LeBron James and others, Jessie explains why bringing food to 3rd world communities is hurting the local economy, and the two end the show with discussing why inviting Greta Thunberg on to the CNN Coronavirus Panel backfired on them. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn...
Episode 530 - Greta Thunberg Will Save Us Tonight
June 02, 2020 17:47 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why inviting Greta Thunberg onto the CNN Coronavirus Panel is not the brightest idea, Jessie goes through a round of “Do you remember” songs from the 2000’s with Ross inspired by the recent Tik Tok movement, the two share their weird celebrity encounters including Woody Harrelson and David Herman from “Office Space”, and Ross is really curious about the new #Obamagate that has been gaining steam on social media. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.c...
Episode 529 - California Should Be It's Own Country
June 02, 2020 17:46 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why the saying “Walking my dog on the beach” has a double meaning, Ross predicts turmoil in California amidst the recent news of a 3 month lockdown extension, the two figure out new ways to monetize people’s foot fetishes on Instagram, and Howard Stern’s recent rant towards Trump supporters has his listeners angry. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising ...
Episode 528 - Cuomo In The Streets, Fauci In The Sheets
June 02, 2020 17:41 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why Jessie is Cuomo in the streets and Fauci in the sheets, what is going to happen for homeschooling parents if classes don’t return in the fall, Ross fantasises about being able to hit the road and record live from an RV, and the two talk about Disney buying “Hamilton” for $75 million. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle...
Episode 527 - The Red Lobster Riots
June 02, 2020 17:39 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the success of Dana White’s UFC 249 event, hundreds of people riot at a Red Lobster in Pennsylvania after closing during operating hours, Barstool Sports’ Dave Portnoy pulls off the biggest troll ever by paying $250k for charity to watch baseball with Roger Goodell, students are wanting their money back after the disappointing experience of Zoom classes, people are masturbating in Ikeas across the world, and Tekashi 6ix9ine released GOOBA that has already allotted 97 ...
Episode 526 - RIP Souplantation
June 02, 2020 17:03 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the sad news of Souplantation closing their doors, Megyn Kelly lands an interview with Joe Biden sexual assault accuser Tara Reade, the two go through the unfortunate shooting of Ahmaud Arbery in Brunswick, Georgia, and Robert DeNiro not only wants Governor Cuomo to be President but wants to play him in a movie as well. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Adverti...
Episode 525 - Earl Thomas And His Brother Seem Fun
June 02, 2020 17:02 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why the girls who act like bros were lied to, Ross dives into the crazy Earl Thomas orgy story, a manicurist in Kiawah Island calmly says her last words while being eaten by an alligator, the two give their thoughts on Michelle Obama’s new Netflix documentary “Becoming”, a Georgia man needs justice after being shot by police while jogging, and Ross and Jessie define what a HUSBAND/WIFE is. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid I...
Episode 524 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Still Alive?
June 02, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 81.2 MBRoss and Jessie discuss how rage is keeping Ruth Bader Ginsberg alive, Netflix releases a new Michelle Obama series, Adele’s new looks raises questions about her previous marriage, Elon Musk and Tom Cruise are gearing up to shoot a movie in outer space, Ross shows Jessie a viral video of a monkey on a motorcycle stealing a baby, and Jessie ends the show with Ross’ favorite crime corner involving a runaway 5 year old boy in a stolen car! Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn....
Episode 523 - Cinco De Hold The Mayo
June 02, 2020 16:59 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBAmidst a police chase outside the studio, Ross and Jessie discuss the level of scrutiny on Michael Jordan’s life highlighted in the “Last Dance”, talk about the wonderful Wilmington Chick Fil A employee that has gotten a lot of national praise for his positive attitude, Ross discusses the circumstances in which he would ask to join Joe Rogan for a show, and Jessie highlights how she would like to spend her evening. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid...
Episode 522 - May The Fourth Be With You
June 02, 2020 16:58 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why it was weird watching the virtual Kentucky Derby, murder bees are on the loose in the Southern United States, despite what the news tells you, Kim Jong Un is definitely dead, Ross and Jessie discuss movies they grew up on, and Ross feels that things are starting to return back to normal. May the Fourth be with you! Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertis...
Episode 521 - Mika Brzezinski Goes All In
June 02, 2020 16:56 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why seeing celebrities without makeup will ruin your day, Joe Biden is is in even deeper s**t over sexual allegations after his rough interview with Mika Brzezinski, Jessie tells us why career politicians are odd in person, Jessie has a food-inspired quarantine meltdown, Drake’s new mixtape does not dress to impress, and Trevor Noah bashes Elon Musk over his quarantine comments. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv...
Episode 520 - I'm At The End Of My Queue
June 02, 2020 16:54 - 1 hour - 79.3 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why some d**k pics just don’t need to exist, what happens when the two run to the end of their Netflix queues, Hillary Clinton is lurking and she just won’t go away, Jessie wonders how two stand-up comedians stay married, and she ends the show with a “How I Met Your Mother” Crime Corner. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle...
Episode 519 - Elon Musk Wants To FREE AMERICA NOW
June 02, 2020 16:53 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Elon Musk’s comment “Free America Now” and the heat he is under for tweeting it, Jessie releases the breaking news that her new daddy is Kevin Costner, the two discuss how coloring up could make or break someone’s career as a public figure, Jay-Z sues youtube over a Deep Fake involving his voice, and the two end the show by discussing the craziness that is Facebook right now. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.co...
Episode 518 - UFO's Proven By The Pentagon
June 02, 2020 16:52 - 1 hour - 72.9 MBRoss and Jessie discuss how “Bad Education” has now proven Hugh Jackman’s true sexuality, Jessie still doesn’t believe UFOs are real despite the Pentagon’s latest released footage, Peter Weber and Kelly Flanagan from “The Bachelor” are fully dating, Post Malone holds an awesome Nirvana Livestream Fundraiser, Howard Stern Endorses Joe Biden, Michelle Obama releases a doc at an interesting and opportunistic time, and studio executives are rethinking where they are releasing movies in the futur...
Episode 517 - Not So Very Cavallari
June 02, 2020 16:50 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why Jessie is world famous now because of her viral wine drinking video which has 13 million views, Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are officially getting a divorce, Willie Robertson of “Duck Dynasty” falls victim to drive-by shootings, Ross exclaims his joy for Kim Jong Un’s probable death, the two discuss Dennis Rodman’s showcase in the Jordan documentary “The Last Dance”, Ross shares his runaway police chase story, and the two end the show with Hawaii extending th...
Episode 516 - I'll Eat The Tidepods
June 02, 2020 16:48 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBRoss and Jessie discuss how the NFL Draft did not pan out as well as they would have liked it to, Lysol had to release a statement to protect themselves after Trump said that injections of sanitizer were helping people fight coronavirus, Ross is ready to eat Tide Pods, Jessie splits the show with a runaway dog Crime Corner, the two find out what happened to the Men’s Warehouse “You’re gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it” guy, and the two weigh in on the amount of pressure the country...
Episode 515 - Draft Day!
June 02, 2020 16:46 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why racism wasn’t solved in “Green Book”, Trump weighs in on how opening hair salons and tattoo parlors might be too much right now, Jabes’ childhood crush of Warwick Davis from “Willow” remains a mystery, Jables covers a shot off penis Crime Corner, and the two end the show with going down the John and Lorena Bobbitt rabbithole. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterso...
Episode 514 - Bill Gates Got Hacked?
June 02, 2020 16:43 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBRoss and Jessie discuss President Trump’s strong and warranted tweet regarding Iranian gunboat aggression, Bill Gates gets hacked and possibly exposed for Coronavirus trouble, Jessie goes down the rabbit hole with Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s kooky relationship, Julianne Hough digs an increasingly deeper hole regarding her sexuality, Warner Bros is not feeling it with releasing movies in theaters, and Ross ends the show with the 3 year anniversary of Aaron Hernandez’s suicide. Our Sponsors...
Episode 513 - Is Kim Jong Un Dead???
June 02, 2020 16:42 - 1 hour - 72.4 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why celebrities and Zoom don’t go together, Kim Jong Un is apparently deathly ill, Georgia, South Carolina and Tennessee are set to fully open back up next Monday, Ross and explains why they miss Jeff Dunham, the unfortunate news of the cancellation of Oktoberfest, and Jessie contemplates sending her father toilet paper for his birthday amidst these crazy quarantimes. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONER...
Episode 512 - The Last Dance
June 02, 2020 16:40 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why masks are getting annoying, Ross unfolds the greatness of the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance”, Amy Schumer changes her child’s name, gyms are starting to close due to lack of memberships, Ross explains why he won’t attend your wedding, and Jessie ends the show with crazy Crime Corner. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: http...
Episode 511 - Dr. Phil Is The REALEST Fake Doctor
June 02, 2020 16:38 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Michael Bublé elbowing his wife during a livestream, Doctor Phil is under fire for his coronavirus statement and why he shouldn’t be, Ellen Degeneres’ crew is un a uproar about cut in pay, are chefs really as disgusting behind the kitchen door as people think, and Jessie leads out the show with a requested solo. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inq...
Episode 510 - States Are Starting To Revolt
June 02, 2020 16:36 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the “We want to work” protests happening across the US, talk about PGA and UFC events returning in the coming weeks, why inspirational instagramers need to just stop, Ross explains why he follows people on Instagram who are going to die, and Jessie ends the show with a BOLO Crime Corner. expressvpn.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising ...
Episode 509 - Dr. Fauci Says Sports Can Come Back!
June 02, 2020 16:34 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Dr. Fauci’s announcement that sports can resume by May, why they didn’t enjoy “Uncut Gems”, Trump creates a board to help ease the US economy back to full steam, Ross talks about the financial trouble movie theaters are in, why an underground bar would be great right now, and the audience learns a little bit more about the old Jessie. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspat...
Episode 508 - Chris Cuomo Trashes CNN
June 02, 2020 16:33 - 1 hour - 72 MBRoss and Jessie discuss just what Benjamin Franklin was doing with those skeletons in his closet, Ross recreates President Lincoln’s death as a Daniel Day Lewis reenactment where he beats John Wilkes Booth up, Chris Cuomo goes scorched earth on CNN, Ross talks about a 5G zombie movie that is actually being created, and the two end the show with Ticketmaster taking no responsibility for refunds for canceled or postponed shows. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check...
Episode 507 - I'm Over Tiger King
June 02, 2020 16:31 - 1 hour - 73.9 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why they are completely done with coronavirus restrictions, Jessie has a hangup at the grocery store, why they are done with anything to do with the Tiger King, done with all of the SNL quarantine shows, done with anyone hating on Nicholas Cage, and talk about why buying the $18 million Las Vegas luxury bunker would be advantageous. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatte...
Episode 506 - Joel Osteen Has Risen!
June 02, 2020 16:29 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBRoss and Jessie discuss how Joel Osteen has really pulled with his Easter Sunday service by inviting Kanye West, Mariah Carey and Tyler Perry on, how Ross is upset by the cancellation of UFC and XFL, the two go through their least favorite accents, Jessie explains her fascination with serial killers and why she reads serial killer novels, Ross judges Tom Brady for his “Tompa Bay” trademark, and Jessie ends the show with a pornographic easter egg Crime Corner. Our Sponsors: * Check out Expre...
Episode 505 - Reporter Asks Trump About Tiger King?
June 02, 2020 16:28 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the good news of the Coronavirus death toll trending downward as the quarantine continues, peak 2020 is reached when a reporter asks Trump if he is going to give Joe Exotic a pardon from prison, the two analyze the current Presidential Campaign standings, Ross goes down memory lane and tells all about his Fraternity mother, Ma Bailey, and Jessie ends the show with a solo Louisiana redneck Crime Corner. RIP Ma Bailey. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.express...
Episode 504 - Goodbye Bernie Sanders
June 02, 2020 16:26 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBRoss and Jables start off the show by watching Bernie Sanders drop out of the campaign live, Jessie explains why she loves Kristin Cavallari’s attitude towards her haters, Ross highlights the craziness that is Naomi Watts’ social media, Post Malone officially calls on Ross for a beer pong rematch, Dana White is holding the UFC fights on tribal land in California, and Tom Brady skips pre-season training to work on his marriage with Gisele Bundchen. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www....
Episode 503 - Wisconsin Don't Give A F**k!
June 02, 2020 16:24 - 1 hour - 73.9 MBRoss and Jessie discuss how they miss the structure to their days pre-coronavirus, why Dr. Fauci is a national treasure, Dana White possibly buying an island to host their UFC events, how Wisconsin holding its Primary elections shows they don’t give a f**k, wonder what is going to happen with the Democratic Presidential Campaign, and Jables ends the show with a Waffle House boozin’ Crime Corner! Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NO...
Episode 502 - Does Ezra Miller Have To Choke A B*tch???
June 02, 2020 16:22 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBRoss and Jessie start off the week with Ezra Miller’s viral video of him choking out a girl in a store, the two recap their weekend with their son’s bouncy house party, Ross explains why he almost had to “Ezra Miller” the bouncy house lady, talk about a couple stuck in a perpetual vacation in The Maldives, and Ross ends the show with sporting events to look forward to in the near future. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * ...
Episode 501 - Toosie Slide Tik Tok
June 02, 2020 16:20 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBRoss and Jessie discuss how Rebecca Black turned hot overnight, why children using Tik Tok will soon pledge their allegiance to China, Ross compares bouncy house people to Joe Exotic, try to explain weird sh*t being found in pipes across America, recommend the best documentaries to watch right now, Jables has the craziest crime corner ever with video and, end the show with the breaking news of Bill Withers’ death. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid ...
Episode 500 - Scott Storch Vs Mannie Fresh
June 02, 2020 16:09 - 1 hour - 81.1 MBRoss and Jessie celebrate their 500th episode with a special RPR embossed Jameson whiskey, discuss the mania surrounding the Scott Storch vs. Mannie Fresh Beat Battle, the two take a walk down RPR memory lane, talk about how annoying April Fools jokes are, and chat about the acts of kindness being made around the world such as Putin sending masks to the US and Robert Kraft flying his plane to China to pick up 1.2 million N95 masks. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com *...
Episode 499 - Quarantimes Quiz
June 02, 2020 16:07 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBRoss and Jessie discuss what is going to happen with the cruise ships that are off the coast of Florida, Jessie examines Julianne Hough’s transformation to a little elf boy, the two test each other with the Quarantimes Quiz questionnaire that you can play along with at home with your partner, talk about Wimbledon getting completely canceled, and finish the show with what they miss from pre-Coronavirus times. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: li...
Episode 498 - Stop Eating Bats!
June 02, 2020 16:05 - 1 hour - 80.8 MBRoss and Jessie chat about why celebrities are becoming irrelevant during the COVID-19 quarantine, discuss Kate McKinnon starring as Carole Baskin in the new “Joe Exotic” scripted tv series, how bats are still being served and eaten in Chinese food markets, Jessie recounts a scary Crime Corner, and Ross explains his excitement for the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance” debuting April 19. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/N...
Episode 497 - Some Good News
June 02, 2020 16:01 - 1 hour - 91.1 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the canceling of the Khabib vs. Ferguson fight due to coronavirus, discuss Kim Kardashian’s quarantine tweets, how the livestreamed concerts lifted everyone’s spirits, Drake drops a family photo at the oddest time, Ross explains why he has built up an immunity to seltzers, and why there is some good news amidst the coronavirus quarantine. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/ros...
Episode 496 - Boris Johnson Goes Down!
June 02, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBRoss and Jessie discuss how Boris Johnson has now tested positive for Coronavirus, why rich celebrities are winning at the COVID-19 quarantine game, why bread making is a surefire sign of underlying depression, the two go through famous last words, discuss what their preferred execution styles are, and why Orbitz always gives you the worst hotel and rental car possible. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG...
Episode 495 - 3.3 Million Americans Unemployed
June 02, 2020 15:57 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBRoss and Jessie discuss how Tekashi69, Cosby and Weinstein are trying to use the Coronavirus to get out of prison, discuss how first responders across the country are calling for people to get back to work, the importance of supporting your local businesses during the shutdown, discuss how there are a staggering 3.3 million unemployed Americans, cover Cardi B stupid Instagram video, why every Trader Joe’s is full of sexual energy, and Mickey J Paulk(meth squirrel guy) gets out of jail. Our ...
Episode 495 - 3.3 Million Americans Unemployed
June 02, 2020 15:57 - 1 hour - 41.4 MBRoss and Jessie discuss how Tekashi69, Cosby and Weinstein are trying to use the Coronavirus to get out of prison, discuss how first responders across the country are calling for people to get back to work, the importance of supporting your local businesses during the shutdown, discuss how there are a staggering 3.3 million unemployed Americans, cover Cardi B stupid Instagram video, why every Trader Joe’s is full of sexual energy, and Mickey J Paulk(meth squirrel guy) gets out of jail.
Episode 494 - Prince Charles Has Coronavirus
June 02, 2020 15:55 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBRoss and Jessie go live from the bunker and discuss how Prince Charles contracted coronavirus, the difference between normal rich people and annoying rich people, how Governor Cuomo is acting out for his own political interests, discuss the Swiss hotel offering free coronavirus test kits, Ross explains why no local meteorologist is normal, and Jessie ends the show with an exotic animal crime corner in Joe Exotic spirit. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out L...
Episode 493 - The Tiger King Is Pure Insanity
June 02, 2020 15:54 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBRoss and Jessie recap their binge of the Netflix documentary series Tiger King, explain why celebrities like Madonna don’t need to share their personal lives during the coronavirus outbreak, go through a list of the hottest 60 year old celebrities, talk about the second emerging virus coming out of China, and discuss possible long term ramifications of the COVID-19 induced national shutdown. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONER...
Episode 492 - The Quarantine 15 (pounds)
March 23, 2020 17:08 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBRoss and Jessie go live and discuss why the Quarantine 15 pound is real, are psychics delusional or based in reality, the hype surrounding Tiger King Netflix documentary, how the magic of Fantasy Island shaped Ross as a kid, and the two say a final farewell to the legend Kenny Rogers. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-O...