Ross Patterson Revolution!
1,056 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 2.1K ratingsEach week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
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Episode 491 - California Is SHUT DOWN
March 20, 2020 17:07 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBRoss and Jessie are live discussing the complete state SHUTDOWN of California and New York with governors from PA, OH, and NJ scheduled to make announcements in an hour. Jessie talks about her parents in California, we discuss Evangeline Lilly not giving an f**k and whether or not other Americans will either after a certain amount of time. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising...
Episode 490 - Imagine... Being That Out Of Touch
March 19, 2020 21:45 - 1 hour - 58 MBRoss and Jables react to the cringy celebrity “Imagine” sing-off, discuss that a Cats movie cut with CGI buttholes exists, recreate “Walking In Memphis” as “Walking In Wuhan” in light of the Coronavirus spirit and end the show with a Crime Corner covering a German crossbow sex cult. Stay tuned for the Cats Movie Butthole cut screening! Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inqu...
Episode 489 - Has Cabin Fever Set In??
March 18, 2020 18:46 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBRoss and Jessie discuss whether or not cabin fever has set in, why all of Ross' friends are texting pics of guns, the show is broken into by President Trump, what Ross and Jessie wish they hoarded more of, the Reddit conspiracy of Oprah and Tom Hanks, and why Matthew McConaughey has the best Instagram in town. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.c...
Episode 488 - Jared Leto Didn't Know???
March 17, 2020 18:27 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBRoss and Jessie discuss how Jared Leto just found out about the Coronavirus, how everyone has that one best friend who will survive an apocalypse, why Ross almost had to almost take out of an old lady at the liquor store last night after a coughing fit, and why the coronavirus definitely IS a Chinese virus. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/...
Episode 487 - The Schools Are CLOSED
March 16, 2020 18:31 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBRoss and Jessie discuss what's unfolding in the world from the corona bunker amidst school closings, stock market crashes and toilet paper shortages, Ross wonders who's going to be the next Jonas Salk and the two discuss why Italian refugees are fleeing to China of all places! One thing is for certain though, Kid Rock doesn’t care! Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquirie...
Episode 486 - Trump Declares National Emergency
March 13, 2020 18:24 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Trump's Declaration of a national emergency for the Coronavirus, Ross tells the craziest story about him and Post Malone playing nude beer pong until 4am yesterday, and Jessie orders all the wrong types of food for a "Corona And Chill" party. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcirc...
Episode 485 - Are We In A Ghost Town???
March 11, 2020 00:15 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBRoss and Jessie are live in Austin, Texas as SXSW has been cancelled and the city has been shut down on the eve of Ross' elusive Post Malone interview... that has been pushed yet again. We also talk about Alex Jones getting arrested for a DWI, why Jessie thinks drugs are being hidden, and Ross gives himself the Revolutionary Figure Of The Day finally!!! Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterso...
Episode 484 - Love Is Blind
March 09, 2020 00:01 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the "Love Is Blind" reunion show from Netflix that has completely taken over, Ross rages about a man who is BBQ competition judge, and Jessie laughs off "International Women's Day". Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Episode 483 - Joe Biden's Huge Comeback
March 06, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBRoss and Jessie discuss all the fallout from Super Tuesday including Joe Biden's huge comeback from the dead, how the DNC is trying to take down Bernie Sanders, why Elizabeth Warren needs to drop out ASAP, why Biden and Bernie might have to pick VP's before the convention, the reason behind delaying the new James Bond film, and how Amazon is trying to kill off every major publisher. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check ...
Episode 482 - Ross Has The Coronavirus!
March 04, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Ross' impending death from the Coronavirus which he believes he has contracted causing him to rethink his life, the stunning on air death of James Lipton leads Jeables and Ross into an impromptu Actors Studio questionnaire by Bernard Pivot, they ponder over questions that might be answered on Super Tuesday including why Pete Buttigieg dropped out, and we also have a loving tribute to Trader Joe... who Ross thinks invented 2 Buck Chuck. Our Sponsors: * Check out Expr...
Episode 481 - Garth Brooks For Bernie???
March 02, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBRoss and Jessie discuss people getting mad at Garth Brooks for wearing a Barry Sanders jersey, how Garth is a must see show and he will fly over your face, Gwyneth Paltrow wearing a $100 Coronavirus mask, how Jeff Goldblum tried to steal Ross' girlfriend from him, and Jessie has a cold and accidentally drinks syrup before going on air, Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inq...
Episode 480 - If You Go Down, THEY Go Down
February 28, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why this is the worst season of "The Bachelor" ever, freinds living in the same house after the age of 40, how many people Ross would like to murder if Jessie dies, the mystery of the singer Duffy and why she disappeared, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"! Tonight gets weird! Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcir...
Episode 479 - Harvey Weinstein Convicted!
February 26, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 72.4 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Harvey Weinstein's conviction, what it means for his LA case that is still pending, and whether or not he will ever get out of jail. We also chat about Bernie Sanders dominance in the primaries and who the VP candidate suggested in new polls is. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://r...
Episode 478 - The Indigo Child Test
February 24, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 69.2 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the new liberals that have taken over the Democratic party and why they hate Bernie Sanders, the new conspiracy theory that Anthony Bourdain died from stranglebation, and Ross take the "Indigo Child Test" live on air... and Jessie is pissed about the results. Take the quiz along with us and let us know if you are one. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertis...
Episode 477 - Dorkcore
February 21, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why there should be a reverse age limit for the Tik Tok app, Steven Speilberg's daughter becoming a porn star, Drew Carey's ex-fiance being murdered in Hollywood along with Pop Smoke, why a county in New York is trying to prevent cigs inside, and the police chief who got fired and walked out of the station in his underwear. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Adve...
Episode 476 - To Recline Or Not Recline?
February 19, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 80.1 MBRoss and Jessie answer the internet firestorm debate on whether or not it's appropriate to recline your seat in coach, the Boyscouts going bankrupt over pedophilia payouts, how Mayor Bloomberg has now officially bought his way into the Democratic Debate, Jables does TWO "Crime Corners", and we take questions from the listeners. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: h...
Episode 475 - Exspecially Happy Valentimes Day (spelled correctly)
February 17, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBRoss and Jessie discuss things you hide from people while dating and expose AFTER marriage, what it's like when a buddy of your's has IBS, the Rose McGowan vs Natalie Portman feud, Ross' thoughts on the new Billie Eillish James Bond theme song, the new hatred for Billy Bush, and our thoughts on the new "Strangers Things" trailer. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries:...
Episode 474 - Hillary Clinton Stole My Credit Card!
February 14, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBRoss and Jessie get involved in a true crime scenario live on air with Bank Of America as Ross finds out that someone has stolen the Drinkin' Bros Podcast credit card to donate money to Hillary Clinton. Immediate call-ins to Dan Hollaway and Jarred Taylor ensue as things spiral out into chaos. It's a classic "who-dun-it" with a surprising twist. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Adve...
Episode 473 - Age Of Celebrity Is Dead
February 12, 2020 01:16 - 1 hour - 58 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why the Oscars no longer matter to people and why last night's show was the lowest rated of all time, how Eminem's comeback wasn't that great, updates on running for school board and the madness that has taken place, fashion shows hiring Pornhub models for the runway, and Jables finishes 3rd in the rib cookoff. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inqui...
Episode 472 - Oscar Prediction Show!
February 10, 2020 00:32 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBRoss and Jessie discuss her return to cook-off competitions, Ross predicts every single Oscar winner and why it's the people campaigning that matter the most, why Bachelor Pete should just pick Kelly and get it over with, why you shouldn't every marry someone in your early 20's, the last Democratic Debate and why no one is watching, how John Mayer has a hammer on him and his body count is high, and why Ross reluctantly gives Kirk Douglas the Revolutionary Figure Of The Day. Our Sponsors: * C...
Episode 471 - 45 Got Acquitted
February 07, 2020 01:01 - 1 hourRoss and Jessie discuss Donald Trump getting acquitted, Ross goes on a Mit Romney epic rant, we go on a Karaoke bender, Gayle King's bullsh*t interview involving Kobe Bryant and Lisa Leslie, an Oscar voter's "real" thoughts on who should win this weekend which are ruthless, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"!
Episode 471 - 45 Got Acquitted
February 07, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Donald Trump getting acquitted, Ross goes on a Mit Romney epic rant, we go on a Karaoke bender, Gayle King's bullsh*t interview involving Kobe Bryant and Lisa Leslie, an Oscar voter's "real" thoughts on who should win this weekend which are ruthless, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"! Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https...
Episode 470 - Jables Loses The Super Bowl
February 05, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBRoss and Jessie discuss her loss in the "Neighborhood Chili Cookoff" and why she may never compete again, Ross' preseason call of the Kansas City Chiefs winning it all, Shakira and J-Lo's epic halftime performance, the closing of Jessie's beloved Earth Fare stores across the nation, and G-Eazy making out with Meghan Thee Stallion and how it ruined Black History month. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.co...
Episode 469 - Sunrise, Sunset, Country Music
February 03, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 75.3 MBRoss and Jessie discuss age and the effect it has on rappers, why Ross calls his friends instead of texting, how many DM's is too much, how the Donald Trump impeachment is over, the school in Ohio where 600 kids called in sick, and why Loretta Lynn says country music is dead. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https...
Episode 468 - The Chocolate Seagull
January 31, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 74 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the "real" Super Bowl for Ross vs the "real" Super Bowl for Jessie, Jessica Simpson's not-so-sober return to tv after writing a book about sobriety, whether or not a threesome is good for work relations, updates on the Harvey Weinstein trial, and the new sexual position that no one asked for: The Chocolate Seagull. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising I...
Episode 467 - RIP Kobe Bryant
January 29, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the death of one of Ross' idols, Kobe Bryant. They also chat about the Grammy's and why Jables isn't surprised that the Corona virus came from China. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Episode 466 - Being Groped By TSA
January 27, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Ross getting into a confrontation at the Las Vegas Airport for getting groped by a male TSA member, Jessie get mobbed in Vegas, the new Hillary Clinton and Taylor Swift docs in Sundance, and Jessica Simpson asking people to spellcheck her tweets. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://red...
Episode 465 - Welcome To Drinkin' Broettes!
January 23, 2020 01:04 - 1 hour - 72.2 MBRoss sits down with Jessie and her new co-host Tiffany Hart on our spin-off show Drinkin' Broettes. Tonight we play one of our favorite Broettes shows. Subscribe on Itunes! Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Episode 464 - Jessie Gets Famous
January 20, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour - 79.8 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Jessie's new fame with the explosion of her show Drinkin' Broettes, the weird ethnicity focus on The Bachelor, kids getting prescribed human growth hormone to perform in sports, the new Aaron Hernandez doc on Netflix, and the recent Rock N' Roll Hall Of Fame inductees. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy...
Episode 463 - A DUI At Outback Steakhouse
January 17, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 67.3 MBRoss and Jessie do shots live on air of "Jessie's choice" to celebrate Jessie's the debut of Jessie's new show "Drinkin' Broettes", discuss Dina Lohan fleeing an Outback Steakhouse during a date with a younger man after a hit and run, Vince Vaughn getting cancelled for sitting with President Trump at the National Championship, and Prince Harry pitching the head of Disney for her wife to do voice overs. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv...
Episode 462 - Oscars So Male???
January 15, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the recent outcry of the Oscars being "too male", their upcoming trip to Vegas and why Jessie wants to go to a Guy Fieri restaurant and get nachos, Jessie's new show coming out today, Cory Booker dropping out of the Democratic race, Oscar snubs, and Prince Harry's independence. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brand...
Episode 461 - Having Sex To Your Own Music???
January 13, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBRoss and Jessie discuss why Neo has sex to his own music, Jessie talks about her new spinoff show Drinkin' Broettes debuting tonight, Ross wants a Jesus bust of his head, foods that shouldn't be impossible "meatless", why Ross doesn't use a bidet, how California is trying to prescribe their own drugs, and Mac Miller has a final album dropping next week. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson...
Drinkin' Broettes Podcast Trailer
January 13, 2020 01:00 - 2 minutes - 1.86 MBThis all female spin-off of the popular Drinkin' Bros Podcast features military SERE Specialist Tiffany Hart and comedian Jessie Wiseman dishing about sex, anti-feminism, and pop culture. This one is for the ladies. Subscribe on Monday night at 8pm EST! Video show will be on the Drinkin' Bros Podcast YouTube page. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcirc...
Episode 460 - #Megxit
January 10, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the 7 year old German kid that's being labeled the "Pre-school Picasso", Meghan Markle and Prince Harry leaving England, why Jessie used to only date drummers and dirtbags, what Time magazine now thinks about impeachment, Jables is back in 2020 with an all new "Crime Corner", and we go into "Overtime". Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: htt...
Episode 459 - Life Is A Highway
January 08, 2020 01:01 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the changing of seasons from football season to the Bachelor season, Jessie announces her new spinoff show Drinkin' Broette's starting next week, Ross breaks down why men cheat with ugly women, the end of Rascal Flatts as a band and why "Life Is A Highway" should have never been covered. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle....
Episode 458 - Ricky Gervais Goes Scorched Earth!
January 06, 2020 18:10 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBRoss and Jessie drop an EMERGENCY SHOW to discuss Ricky Gervais going scorched earth at the Golden Globes last night. The curtain was pulled back and it was magical. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Episode 457 - Dear Rose McGowan...
January 06, 2020 00:01 - 1 hour - 75.8 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Rose McGowan's ridiculous "Dear Iran" tweet, the killing of Qasem Soleimani, Ross' crazy Delta flight experience which was live tweeted, how Ross left poop in the bed as a thank you to the Omni hotel in Atlanta, why Rage Against The Machine is getting Ross and Jessie out of "Coachella retirement", the Kevin Hart documentary on Netflix, and Jessie has a special song to welcome you into the New Year. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out ...
Episode 456 - The 2019 Year In Review!
December 30, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 90.8 MBRoss and Jessie recap their biggest news and pop culture stories of the year as well as do a rapid fire for the decade, and you know Jables had to give you one last Crime Corner for the 2010's! We'll be back January 6th! Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Episode 455 - Millennials VS Okay Boomers
December 23, 2019 00:05 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBRoss and Jessie discuss their child asking for weird gifts for Christmas and what you should do, the millennials vs OK Boomer debate, the leaked A$AP Rocky sex tape, Ross challenges 20 year-olds to shots, Steph Curry's d**k pics and the surprise of his hog, Ross goes back and interviews Alex Jones, and what the hell is "Krampus?" Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries...
Episode 454 - The Banger Sister
December 18, 2019 00:05 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBRoss and Jessie discusses why it's important to praise yourself, the magic of Jon Favreau living out his best life with baby Yoda and food, why it's next to impossible to make a cooking show sexy, the weird disease called "Imposter Syndrome", and Jessie discusses her 'Banger Sister' that is patiently waiting to be with her for eternity. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising In...
Episode 453 - Happy Pine Cone Day!
December 16, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBRoss and Jessie rejoice over their made up holiday "Pine Cone Day" which happens every December 16th, the legend of Jimmy Tree Legs, why your family isn't safe around Jimmy Tree Legs, Jables is making pine cone pie, Ross shares his hatred for Greta Thunberg, Jables shares her two worst favorite murderers, and why every man needs a try out a crazy Florida woman. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/ross...
Episode 452 - Articles Of Impeachment
December 13, 2019 00:05 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the articles of impeachment brought against President Trump and why it will fail, Santa leaving sausage for families this year, the porn star who cancelled an interview on Ross due to a brutal sex scene the night before, stupid medical studies that are a complete waste of money, the disappointing ending to 'Silicon Valley', women directors mad at not getting nominated for the Golden Globes, and Nick Cannon's diss track about Eminem. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express ...
Episode 451 - A Streep Car Named Desire
December 11, 2019 00:05 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Jables first attempt at smoking ribs and pork butt, Lizzo's a** hanging out of her dress during the Lakers game, why being in the chorus was a dream for Ross in high school, why we hate Meryl Streep, why we should watch the upcoming movie "Cats" on drugs and livestream it, and we break down the 2020 Golden Globe nominations. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Ad...
Episode 450 - Banana Duct Taped To The Wall
December 09, 2019 00:05 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Jables scary new obsession with the Royal family, the "four handed massage", the death of the Hollywood bombshell, why people are getting raped in Ubers, Jay Z turns 50 years old, the banana duct taped to a wall that sold for $120,000 at Art Basel in Miami, why no one needs a $6 tube of chapstick, and we break down the magic of "Hanks"Giving. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/...
Episode 449 - Timberlake Getting Handsy!
December 06, 2019 01:50 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Billie Eilish getting $25 million from Apple for her documentary, the world leaders caught on camera gossiping about Trump, Joel Osteen and Kanye West going on tour together opening up at Yankee Stadium, the white van hoax that Jessie wishes she were apart of, and Justin Timberlake apologizing for getting handsy with his new co-star. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatte...
Episode 448 - Perineum Sunning
December 04, 2019 01:54 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the fad of "perineum sunning" and how actor Josh Brolin burned his "pucker hole", the honest review of the Martin Scorsese movie "The Irishman" and Shia LeBeauf's movie "The Peanut Butter Falcon", what it means that Kamala Harris left the Democratic race for President, Gabrielle Union getting fired by Simon Cowell, the Pelaton ad that shocked a nation, and redemption for Jar-Jar Binks! Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: l...
Episode 447 - Christmas Is Already Here!
November 28, 2019 00:05 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the late date of Thanksgiving causing Christmas to be rushed in, the amount of toilet time you use after Turkey Day, Jables goes hard against Planet Fitness, Jessie gets a Traeger Grill and smokes her first turkey, Ross gears up for his run in politics, the genius of Martin Scorsese, and why Ross is finally over caring about seeing films in actual theaters. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check ou...
Episode 446 - Jessie's Super Bowl Is Thanksgiving
November 27, 2019 03:18 - 1 hour - 74.5 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the death of the Australian koala "Lewis", Gwyneth Paltrow's ridiculous Christmas list, why Thanksgiving is Jessie's Super Bowl, how white Coldplay has finally turned into the political band you now hate, and how now Uber wants to record every single ride they pick up. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy...
Episode 445 - Do You Remember That One Time?
November 25, 2019 01:06 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBRoss takes a trip down memory lane as he sits down with his college best friend Ryan Rextis to discuss the "hamster story" never told, why everyone usually says college is the best time in their life, being locked in a room for 23 and a half hours during Hell Week, what fraternity hazing is really like and sadly why the Greek system is dead, taking a dump in a Wendy's Frosty cup, and why putting a full couch inside a shower is the greatest thing on earth. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VP...
Episode 444 - #MethWeAreOnIT
November 22, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBRoss and Jessie discuss "Shart Gate" involving Eric Swalwell's epic fart live on air with Chris Matthews, the North Dakota campaign "Meth We Are On It", Jessie actually partying last night, the “Get Woke Go Broke” slogan that Hollywood Executives are saying behind closed doors, Elizabeth Banks saying that her new Charlie’s Angels movie tanking is reinforcement that men won’t pay to see women in action movies, and Post Malone renting out Hooters at 10am in Hollywood yesterday to celebrate lif...