Ross Patterson Revolution!
1,056 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 2.1K ratingsEach week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
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Episodes
Episode 687 - Jenny From The Block
May 25, 2021 18:29 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBRoss and Jessie break down the renewed and glorious love between Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, Mark Ruffalo once again getting as political as he possibly can on Twitter, John Cena apologizing to China for saying that Taiwan exists, Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley hanging out with Shailene’s ex-boyfriend in Hawaii while Rodgers dresses like a hippie and strums a guitar, and noted skinny old man songwriter Richard Marx advocating for violence. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use c...
Episode 686 - George Strait Is Back
May 20, 2021 18:09 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBRoss and Jessie break down the newly announced Austin City Limits lineup featuring George Strait and Stevie Nicks, Demi Lovato announcing that she is non-binary, Joe Biden driving an electric truck, and Elon Musk manipulating crypto prices — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Texas lady who got covered in her dead upstairs neighbor’s blood. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial a...
Episode 685 - Elon Musk Sabotage
May 18, 2021 18:04 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBRoss and Jessie give their thoughts on the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, Joe Rogan’s latest take on cancel culture, Chrissy Teigen’s other super mean tweets she was sending out back in the day before she got self-righteous, Andrew Cuomo’s book deal, their love for Gwyneth Paltrow’s total obliviousness to how wealthy she is, Elon Musk sabotaging crypto prices, and Celine Dion singing “Who Let the Dogs Out.” Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Ma...
Episode 684 - Goodbye Ellen
May 13, 2021 18:28 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBRoss and Jessie give their thoughts on Chrissy Teigen’s history of telling Courtney Stodden to kill herself on Twitter, the Colonial pipeline hack and gasoline hoarding, and Gal Gadot getting canceled for being Israeli — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Missouri woman who snuck a gun into prison inside her lady parts. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in...
Episode 683 - Bennifer Is Back
May 11, 2021 18:20 - 1 hour - 79.2 MBRoss and Jessie give their thoughts on the Golden Globes being cancelled, Seth Rogen explaining why he will no longer work with James Franco, J-Lo and Ben Affleck getting back together, Bill Gates’ divorce, and the tiger on the loose somewhere in Houston. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution12 and use code r...
Episode 682 - Recycling Season
May 06, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBRoss and Jessie talk about Caitlyn Jenner's plane hanger problems, dating in the current political landscape and going back to "recycled" exes, giving up on people altogether and making the switch to robots, and childhood dreams never coming to fruition. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Get 25% off ANYTHING you order at LIQUIDIV.com, p...
Episode 681 -Bill And Melinda Gates Divorce
May 04, 2021 17:57 - 1 hour - 69 MBRoss and Jessie talk about their weekend at the Kentucky Derby, Bill and Melinda Gates getting divorced and where Bill goes from here sexually, the death of Late Night comedy television, Ben Affleck’s dating app game, and The Sperminator, a man who has impregnated over 70 women. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! If you're ready to take ...
Episode 680 - It's Draft Day, Baby!
April 29, 2021 17:59 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBRoss and Jessie talk about getting ready to go to the Kentucky Derby — and Jessie reveals her Derby hat, Jessie gives her thoughts on Britney Spears wanting to testify in court on her own behalf, and Ross explains how he’ll react if the Falcons don’t draft Kyle Pitts. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! StrikeForceEnergy.com Our Sponsors:...
Episode 679 - Never Let Go Of My King
April 27, 2021 17:59 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBRoss and Jessie break down the latest Howard Stern news, Tyrese from the “Fast and Furious” movies shaving his downstairs parts live on Instagram, the Saturday Night Live cast being upset that Elon Musk is hosting — plus Hot Bob is hyped for West Side Story and Ross brags to Jessie about how he saw a dead homeless guy. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made ...
Episode 678 - We Need More Ridiculousness
April 22, 2021 18:15 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBRoss and Jessie give their thoughts on the announcement that MTV is making more episodes of Ridiculousness, the Logan Paul - Floyd Mayweather fight, and Celine Dion giving the most underwhelming sexual harassment story ever recorded — plus a Crime Corner about a husband who definitely should’ve gotten away with murdering his wife but somehow totally blew it. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 10...
Episode 677 - Real Life CSI
April 20, 2021 18:20 - 1 hour - 78.7 MBRoss and Jessie give their thoughts on Demi Lovato going to war against a frozen yogurt shop for promoting diet culture, how they think the Derek Chauvin trial will be affected after what Maxine Waters said about the jury, and Chrissie Teagan blocking Ross on Twitter — plus Ross goes in hard on the car dealership that’s trying to F over him and his dad. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Ni...
Episode 676 - The Coinbase Phenomenon
April 15, 2021 00:05 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the IPO of Coinbase and go all in--then go all out, Colton Underwood coming out as gay, the death of Bernie Madoff, the shooting in Minnesota, and your grandfather going to his grave without knowing what gets your d**k hard. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! StrikeForceEnergy.com Get 25% off ANYTHING you order...
Episode 675 - Johnson & Johnson Pause
April 13, 2021 18:32 - 1 hour - 80.6 MBRoss and Jessie give their thoughts on the news that the government is pausing use of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, Meghan Markle not attending Prince Philip’s funeral, Facebook shutting down the Drinkin’ Bros group with 100,000 members, and the NYPD using an evil robot dog. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Go to HelloFresh.com/revolu...
Episode 674 - Rex Manning Day
April 08, 2021 18:37 - 1 hour - 89.3 MBRoss and Jessie talk about Michael Rapaport’s feud with Kevin Durant and the DMs he leaked, Jessie breaks down how she wants to explain her plan to murder Ross to detectives to see if she could get away with it and Ross misses that there are no badass lawyers anymore who can definitely get you off for murder when you’re guilty, like Johnny Cochrane — plus a CRIME CORNER involving a man lying about murder to get his snow plowed. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to EXPRESSVPN.com/nooners t...
Episode 673 - Prayers For DMX
April 06, 2021 18:24 - 1 hour - 59.2 MBRoss and Jessie give their thoughts on rapper DMX clinging to life on life-support after an OD, the Q-Anon documentary from HBO, if Matt Gaetz was really hooking up with a teenager or not, and the 6-year-old boy who found a bullet in his bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros If you're ready to take action and prevent hair loss, go to KEEPS.com/REVOLUTION to receive your first month of treatment for free StrikeForceEnergy.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: ...
Episode 672 - I Hate April Fool's Day
April 01, 2021 18:07 - 1 hour - 79.9 MBRoss and Jessie talk about the black box in the SUV Tiger Woods crashed and what it could have recorded, Joe Biden’s dog major biting ANOTHER person in the White House, why they both hate April Fool’s Day, and Sharon Stone’s insane autobiography — plus Ross takes a smelling salt live on air. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros StrikeForceEnergy.com As the Sun Rises, It Dawns on Him - A Novel by Ross Patterson Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: ...
Episode 671 - White Boy Summer
March 30, 2021 18:02 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBRoss and Jessie break down whether or not the Cinnamon Toast Crunch/shrimp tail situation is real or fake, Jessie accidentally gives herself the nickname J-FIRE, Ross tells a story about getting in a fight with Devon Sawa at a Limp Bizkit album release party in 2000 in defense of Bert Kreischer — plus a Crime Corner and Jessie explains how to properly intimidate children. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros StrikeForceEnergy.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Chec...
Episode 670 - Special Guest Barns Courtney
March 25, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 71 MBRoss and Jessie are joined by rock star Barns Courtney to talk about his new album, how COVID affected his touring schedule, and then the mushrooms kick in... then Barns proceeds to tell us a 25-minute story about how Lindsay Lohan found him on her burner Instagram account and flew him out to Mykonos to have sex with him. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to HARRYS.com/NOONERS to get a Harry's Starter Set and a FREE Body Wash for just $3 StrikeForceEnergy.com Our Sponsors: * Check out...
Episode 669 - Back In Dirty LA... Again
March 23, 2021 17:36 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBRoss and Jessie are back in Los Angeles to let you feel the mean streets of L.A. as ghetto birds fly by, homeless people scream throughout, Vagabonds play '80s R&B from a bus stop, as Ross wears a shawl to get him through the chilly evening. Wild show. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros StrikeForceEnergy.com Go to HelloTushy.com/revolution to get 10% OFF plus FREE shipping Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check o...
Episode 668 - Love For My Asians
March 18, 2021 17:57 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBRoss and Jessie give their thoughts on the shootings at Asian massage parlors in Atlanta, Jessie goes in on Jared Leto being a terrible actor and also maybe the leader of a sex cult, Ross and Jessie break down the new gay Captain America -- plus Kanye West is a billionaire now. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution12 and use code revolution12 for 12 free meals, including free shipping! Get 25% off ANYTHING you order at LIQUIDIV.com, promo code NOONERS Our Spo...
Episode 667 - The Bachelor Did It
March 16, 2021 17:52 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBRoss and Jessie break down the latest episode of the ‘The Bachelor’ and how awkward it was to watch Rachael Kirkconnell be forced to apologize for being racist live on TV, Columbia University’s new graduation ceremonies that are segregated by race and income, Elliot Page’s Time Magazine cover, and A-Rod blowing it with J-Lo. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to BABBEL.com and use code NOONERS for an extra 3 months free StrikeForceEnergy.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.e...
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Episode 665 - What's Next?
March 11, 2021 19:49 - 1 hour - 75.9 MBRoss and Jessie give updates on how the reconstruction of their destroyed Texas home is going, Ross does a drunk Papa John impression while he and Jessie break down why it took so long for Papa to get the n-word out of his vocabulary, and Giorgio explains digital training cards — plus Jessie’s latest Crime Corner features a Weekend at Bernie’s-esque murder. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS now, you'll get $15 off your first month Go to HelloTushy.com/revolution...
Episode 664 - Piers Morgan Goes Nuclear
March 09, 2021 19:20 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBRoss and Jessie give their thoughts on the Meghan Markle and Prince Harry interview with Oprah, Jessie breaks down every single thing she thinks Meghan Markle lied about, Ross rattles off the latest list of Disney films to be banned from Disney+ for being problematic, and Jessie admits she works out to Tekashi 6ix9ine. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros KEEPS.com/REVOLUTION to get your first month free! Use our exclusive link, ExpressVPN.com/NOONERS and you can get an extra 3 months free ...
Episode 663 - The Bachelor Got Woke
March 04, 2021 19:11 - 1 hour - 86.5 MBRoss and Jessie get into the new racist controversy ruining ‘The Bachelor’ and getting host Chris Harrison canceled, why the hell apes at the San Diego Zoo are getting vaccinated before human beings, David Boreanaz having a jack sesh video leaked, and Meghan Markle’s latest drama with the Royal Family — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Spanish rapper who cut off a friend’s wang to go viral. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros StrikeForceEnergy.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.exp...
Episode 662 - The Dr. Seuss Is Over Party
March 02, 2021 19:22 - 1 hour - 86 MBRoss and Jessie give their thoughts on Dr. Suess getting canceled, how gross the people interviewed in the OnlyFans documentary on Hulu were, and Chris Cuomo covering his brother Andrew Cuomo on CNN suddenly being a conflict of interest now — plus Ross and Jessie get the best birthday presents ever from Reuben. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros liquidiv.com promo code NOONERS FOR 25% OFF Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution12 and use code revolution12 for 12 free meals, including free shipping...
Episode 661 - Stonks Are Back!
February 25, 2021 19:56 - 1 hour - 98.8 MBRoss and Jessie discuss AMC and Gamestop stocks roaring back to life, Ross' 33rd birthday, Mister Potatohead going genderless, Bruce Springsteen getting off his DUI, and Lady Gaga's dog walker getting shot and her dogs stolen... and you know Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & O...
Episode 660 - Barack Obama And Bruce Springsteen's New Podcast
February 23, 2021 21:24 - 1 hour - 70.3 MBRoss and Jessie gather together in their new refugee studio to talk about the Obama/Bruce Springsteen podcast collab, the new Woody Allen documentary and the history of Woody banging his stepdaughter turned wife, the Kim and Kanye divorce, and what Bobby Shmurda is doing with his newfound freedom. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to HelloTushy.com/revolution to get 10% OFF plus FREE shipping Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution10 and use code revolution10 for 10 free meals, including free ...
Episode 658 - Bruce Springsteen Gets A DUI
February 11, 2021 19:21 - 1 hour - 78.9 MBRoss and Jessie revel in the irony that Bruce Springsteen got a DWI and the news came out days after his terrible Jeep Super Bowl commercial aired, Ross and Jessie break down North West's obviously fake painting that Kim Kardashian posted to Twitter, Ross gives his thoughts on why Trump’s second impeachment trial pisses him off and why Taylor Swift is a gangster — plus a Crime Corner featuring public sex and porn filming on a Myrtle Beach ferris wheel. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Go to...
Episode 657 - Gorilla Glue Girl
February 09, 2021 19:08 - 1 hour - 81.9 MBRoss and Jessie give their thoughts on the woman who tried to use Gorilla Glue as hair spray, the absurd amount of woke Super Bowl commercials, the new Britney Spears documentary from the New York Times and if Britney deserves the conservatorship she’s under — plus what Joe Biden thinks of impeachment and would Jessie live on the island formerly owned by Jeffrey Epstein. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros For a limited time get up to $35 off your first month of ED treatment. Just go to getroma...
Episode 656 - AOC Wasn't There
February 04, 2021 19:29 - 1 hour - 79.9 MBRoss and Jessie get into the latest AOC drama and whether or not she was actually at the Capitol Riots before breaking down the Golden Globe nominees, the wildly disturbing birth scene in the Shia LaBeouf movie ‘Pieces of a Woman’, and why they like their actors to be horrible people — plus a Crime Corner featuring a 93-year-old who may or may not be ex mob muscle putting a bullet in his apartment manager’s leg for not fixing water damage fast enough. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Get 25%...
Episode 655 - The Stock Market is RIGGED
February 02, 2021 19:32 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBRoss and Jessie break down the continuing stock market insanity with GameStop and AMC — including their thoughts on Mark Cuban’s r/WallStreetBets AMA and Jack Dorsey’s ‘diamond hands’ tweet — Jessie is amused that Ross just realized rich and powerful people are corrupt, plus we cover the Marilyn Manson - Evan Rachel Wood controversy and the audiobook for ‘When the Sun Rises it Dawns on Him’ is now available on Audible! ghostbed.com/drinkinbros StrikeForceEnergy.com Get 25% off AN...
Episode 654 - Robinhood Steals from the Poor
January 28, 2021 19:14 - 1 hour - 76.8 MBRoss and Jessie rage hard against Robinhood for restricting trades on AMC, GameStop and more after the hedge funds asked the free trading platform to save them and their billionaires from WallStreetBets and average traders. Also, Ross and Jessie break down AOC and Ted Cruz agreeing on policing this market manipulation plus Ross talks about the time he had dinner with Leonardo DiCaprio and where do we put our money now? ghostbed.com/drinkinbros StrikeForceEnergy.com Go to HELLOTUS...
Episode 653 - It's Always Florida
January 26, 2021 19:17 - 1 hour - 78.6 MBRoss and Jessie talk about COVID sniffing dogs in Florida and the one year anniversary of Kobe Bryant’s death, Ross explains why he hates gorillas and why they shouldn’t get COVID vaccines, Jessie breaks down the Kellyanne Conway nude photo scandal and what she thinks happened, Ross discusses catching Jessie watching her most graphic murder porn yet, and Ross and Jessie go off on emotional support animals after Southwest Airlines officially banned them. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Strik...
Episode 652 - Inauguration Recap Show
January 21, 2021 19:12 - 1 hour - 79.3 MBRoss and Jessie give their thoughts on everything from Joe Biden’s inauguration including Lady Gaga and J-Lo’s performances, Jill Biden and Hillary Clinton’s outfits, where Biden’s speech ranks all time, how much the media is going to miss Trump, A-Rod being a massive weirdo and phony who loves being J-Lo’s boy toy, and why Bruce Springsteen is full of sh*t — plus a Crime Corner involving drugs and a Florida Burger King. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros StrikeForceEnergy.com Go to HelloT...
Episode 651 - Pardon For Joe Exotic?
January 19, 2021 19:08 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBRoss and Jessie discuss Joe Biden’s inauguration and Biden’s 100 day mask challenge after he takes office — and how Ross always starts sh*t about wearing masks wherever he goes, Ross wants an electric Hummer, what Trump will do for his last day in office (will he pardon Joe Exotic?), plus Ross and Jessie break down their thoughts on ex-Tiger Woods girl Rachel Uchitel and the new Tiger doc. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros StrikeForceEnergy.com GetRoman.com/NOONERS BABBEL.com -- code NOO...
Episode 650 - Armie Hammer Seems Fun
January 19, 2021 18:55 - 1 hour - 63 MBRoss and Jessie mourn the death of Siegfried of ‘Siegfried and Roy’ and reminisce about their 2003 tiger attack, break down Armie Hammer’s response to the cannibal rumors, Ross explains why Macaulay Culkin wanting Trump cut from ‘Home Alone 2’ makes no sense, Jessie explains what happens when you meet up with guys who like to sext — plus a Crime Corner featuring a gay German cannibal. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros StrikeForceEnergy.com Go to HELLOTUSHY.com/REVOLUTION to get TEN PERCEN...
Episode 649 - Hungover In Miami
January 12, 2021 23:38 - 1 hour - 90.4 MBRoss and Jessie talk about their liquor-fueled night at the College Football National Championship Game, Ross's reaction to Ohio State’s loss, Jessie going full Karen on a woman who went Karen on her first over her mask, Trump getting banned from all social media and Parler getting banned from the App Store, plus Armie Hammer’s sex cannibal DMs getting leaked. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros HelloFresh.com/revolution10 - Use code REVOLUTION10 for 10 free meals, including free shipping! ...
Episode 648 - What REALLY Happened at the Capitol Yesterday
January 07, 2021 19:28 - 1 hour - 78 MBRoss and Jessie give their thoughts on protesters storming the Capitol Building yesterday — including the media’s complicity, the woman who was shot and killed, and dumb celebrity reactions to the mob — plus Ross wonders where Trump will go now that social media has banned him and how much freedom of speech do we really still have? ghostbed.com/drinkinbros LiquidIV.com -- Promo Code: NOONERS ExpressVPN.com/nooners Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liqu...
Episode 647 - Hilaria Baldwin Is A Fraud
January 05, 2021 19:38 - 1 hour - 78.9 MBRoss and Jessie revel in Hilaria Baldwin getting caught lying about being Spanish so she could get famous and also break down how super white her parents are, Ross feels for Jason Sudeikis after the news that his ex Olivia Wilde rebounded with Harry Styles, Jessie explains how Meghan Markle is manipulating Prince Harry, plus Ross gives his take on the Georgia Senate runoff elections. Postmates (Code: NOONERS for $100 free delivery credit) Keeps.com/revolution Our Sponsors: * Check o...
Episode 646 - The Golden Girls Christmas Special
December 22, 2020 19:15 - 1 hour - 74.7 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the celebrity deaths that bummed them out the most in 2020, their favorite books and movies — Matthew McConaughey’s autobiography ‘Greenlights’ and the Michael Jordan doc ‘The Last Dance’ — plus they break down Sean Penn looking dead on cable news, Dwayne Haskins raging at a strip club with now make, and one last Crime Corner for 2020. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros HelloFresh.com/Revolution80 Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liqui...
Episode 645 - Meghan Markle Has A Podcast
December 17, 2020 19:05 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBRoss and Jessie break down Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s new Spotify deal and their podcast trailer, Twitter likely banning Trump on January 21st, Jessie’s love of cult and murder documentaries — and Heaven’s Gate specifically, how Tyler Perry gets his rocks off, and whether or not Tom Cruise is a good person. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertisi...
Episode 644 - Twas The Night Before Pine Cone Day
December 15, 2020 18:50 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBRoss and Jessie explain the origin of Jimmy Tree Legs and Pinecone Day — the Christmas alternative holiday every child fears, Ross explains the Shia LaBeouf controversy he started over the weekend, Jessie reveals she’s been in two “death rides” with crazy ex-boyfriends, and Ross argues that stomping on mice for sexual pleasure is totally fine. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: P...
Episode 643 - You Can't Stop Taylor Swift
December 10, 2020 19:14 - 1 hour - 79.7 MBRoss and Jessie go hard Home Depot on how they’ve been screwing over Jessie on appliances, and if Ross walking in and fighting someone would solve the issue, plus they recap their night seeing Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan’s show in Austin and listeners make Giorgio’s dreams come true by completing an impromptu fundraiser to send him to Friday night’s show with Fake Dan. Also, Jessie’s Crime Corner segment features video of a half naked, vomit covered girl freaking out on an airplane. gho...
Episode 642 - As The Sun Rises It Dawns On Him
December 08, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBRoss’s new book ‘As the Sun Rises, It Dawns on Him’ for a few weeks (out now) because it’s too naughty, they dump on Apple for pretending they invented regular headphones with their new AirPods Max, talk about going to see Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan tonight but having to get a nose swab to do it, and how Michigan has officially surrendered to Ohio State. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Che...
Episode 641 - Trump's 46
December 03, 2020 18:54 - 1 hour - 64.3 MBRoss and Jessie break down the media’s reaction to Trump’s 46 minute election tirade and how the news “covered” it, they take a dump on Austin mayor Steve Adler for telling people to say home while he was in Cabo, Jessie’s Crime Corner features a violent, masturbating Floridian — PLUS, did Jessie microdose Ross’s coffee this morning? ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/...
Episode 640 - Parenting During A Pandemic
December 01, 2020 19:42 - 1 hour - 75.9 MBRoss and Jessie break down how thoroughly parenting during a pandemic sucks balls, Jessie encourages Ross to get a dark bodybuilder spray tan, Ross wonders why everyone in the world isn’t ready to murder China over COVID, and why Austin has the nicest drug dealers. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros hy.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcirc...
Episode 639 - RIP To Cocaine Legend Maradona
November 25, 2020 19:11 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBRoss and Jessie rap about Thanksgiving and tell you why there will be heavy drinking this year, chat about the death of Maradona and his love of cocaine, why you don't want to die the day before Thanksgiving, and why Dave Chappelle rant about boycotting his show makes zero sense at all. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: liquidiv.com/NOONERS * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircl...
Episode 638 - Randy Quaid Is Back Baby!
November 24, 2020 19:16 - 1 hour - 82.6 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the weird return of Randy Quaid, Drew Barrymore's talk show segment gone wrong where she married a High School teacher and student, the void left by Trump in the media, we review the Reagans and John Belushi documentaries on Showtime, what Melania should do with the last Christmas at the White House, and the new migrane drugs that Khloe Kardashian is peddling. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV: l...
Episode 637 - Let's Fake A Handicap!
November 23, 2020 19:08 - 1 hour - 71.1 MBRoss and Jessie discuss the new Sara Paulson holiday movie where actresses faked being in a wheelchair during auditions to play her daughter, John Lennon's autographed album to Mark David Chapman hours before he murdered him is up for sale, the serial killer ornaments that are available for sale on Etsy, and why Ross won't buy Jessie a brickoven pizza maker. hellofresh.com/revolution90 ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: www.expressvpn.com * Check out Liquid IV...