Portmansheau
362 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 42 ratingsSophisticated toilet humor featuring:
Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.
Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness.
Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service.
Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who's had it with all three of them so much that it's not even clear of he's actually part of the show anymore; even though he's mentioned all the time.
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Episodes
PATG338: Be More Like Nick
August 07, 2018 23:00 - 2 hours - 123 MBEpisode 338: We're talkin' baaaaaseball! Also Brett's no longer homeless, delivery laziness, the most awful yogurt boy commercial ever, and gym tantrums.
PATG337: Roman Polanski
July 30, 2018 22:47 - 1 hour - 106 MBEpisode 337: Special guest Roman Polanski joins us to discuss movie cars, movie fruit slaves, and movie tweets.
PATG336: Brett’s Little Gherkins
July 23, 2018 07:16 - 2 hours - 129 MBEpisode 336: Interview of Alex, Yogurt Boy theory, Marxist philosophy breakdown, and Andrew learns about different foods.
PATG335: Fudge Puncher
July 16, 2018 07:04 - 2 hours - 117 MBEpisode 335: Grocery store rants, public dancing, business professionals, and dick news.
PATG334: The Podocaust
July 07, 2018 08:04 - 2 hours - 119 MBEpisode 334: Too much sausage platter for you.
PATG333: Halfway to Satan
July 03, 2018 00:09 - 1 hour - 96 MBEpisode 333: Brett and Larry join Puke to talk his oiled foot and giving up too soon at the gym; while Andrew discovers gravity on the roof.
PATG332: The Best Show with the Best Shirts
June 24, 2018 09:11 - 1 hour - 97.4 MBEpisode 332: Puke sells shirt stock, Andrew goes to the symphony, and Pittsburgh is filled with protesters.
PATG331: The Adventures of Butternuts and Pickledick
June 19, 2018 06:14 - 2 hours - 114 MBEpisode 331: The amazing "New Man" saga continues, we dress up as the Breakfast Club for a party, Andrew learns why he's afraid of milkshakes, and then the lights start to flicker and die.
PATG330: Yogurt Boy
June 11, 2018 23:12 - 2 hours - 137 MBEpisode 330: Brett reviews a salad and Disney presents, Solo: A Star Wars Story, A Story About Han.
PATG329: It’s Very Sad How Stupid Life Is
June 03, 2018 15:34 - 1 hour - 99.2 MBEpisode 329: Andrew goes to a 5K race, Puke is now a vampire (without much blood drinking), and our guest brings sabers to beat with.
PATG328: Sausage Platter
May 27, 2018 16:16 - 2 hours - 136 MBEpisode 328: Tired of all the fruitbowling in your life? Counteract it with a sausage platter.
PATG327: Rentally Retarded
May 21, 2018 22:57 - 1 hour - 76.6 MBEpisode 327: Andrew hangs out with construction workers, Brett yells at a crow, and Puke likes new shirts.
PATG326: Handjob to the Future
May 07, 2018 21:47 - 2 hours - 92.2 MBEpisode 326: Andrew learns that eggs are not dairy, Brett predicts a handjob to the future, Larry gets hit by a pedestrian, and Puke is pissed about kids in commercials.
PATG325: Andrew Has No Friends
May 01, 2018 00:09 - 1 hour - 70 MBEpisode 325: All the mixers are dying. Larry lifts heavy things. Andrew asks questions. Longface has a spatula. Puke kills a house centipede.
PATG324: Mumbles or Oysters?
April 22, 2018 16:59 - 2 hours - 89.6 MBEpisode 324: Andrew eats many gross things and discovers Mumble Rap. Puke rants about guns in movies. Brett gets hungry for octopus.
PATG323: Ass Blessed
April 15, 2018 19:27 - 1 hour - 76.3 MBEpisode 323: Puke almost kills a Harley rider, Larry nearly misses getting molested at church, and Andrew walks like a crippled old man.
PATG322: Panopticon of Dicks
April 09, 2018 21:59 - 2 hours - 101 MBEpisode 322: Dick Number reaches a new level of detail. Then we learn how the 1985 movie Teen Wolf came to be.
Ep321 – Break Show
April 04, 2018 07:00 - 18 minutes - 12.9 MBEp321-Break Show: Andrew finishes his tales of travel thru Horse Vagina.
PATG321: celebritydicknumber.com
April 01, 2018 19:08 - 2 hours - 83 MBEpisode321: Go to celebritydicknumber.com for all of your big star DN info. Compare with friends!
PATG320: ReRePlay of Ep050
March 25, 2018 19:44 - 3 hours - 134 MBEpisode 320: Puke goes rogue solo (brought to you by Disney's George Lucas) with a rereplay of Ep050. The One Year Anniversary of the podcast featuring Julia, Mandrik, and Ian.
PATG319: Imagine All the Tit Licking
March 19, 2018 23:27 - 2 hours - 101 MBEpisode 319: Andrew is angry at nerds, Puke is angry at social media, and Brett is angry at YEEEEEEAHHH!
PATG318: Too Many Breadsticks
March 13, 2018 00:52 - 2 hours - 86.4 MBEpisode 318: Andrew's family dinner, Larry's powerlifting strategy, and those stupid tiny-home people.
PATG317: Toilet Shirt
March 06, 2018 01:01 - 1 hour - 77.3 MBEpisode 317: Brett learns to say horse vagina, Andrew couldn't poopie, and Puke yells about guns.
PATG316: Fast Blackman
February 27, 2018 00:31 - 2 hours - 93.8 MBEpisode 316: Andrew has a tummy ache, Brett searches for Toynbee Tiles, and Puke is on a jobbing adventure.
PATG315: Green Bean Dragon
February 19, 2018 16:09 - 2 hoursEpisode 315: Out of Town Guy is in town! We diagnose Andrew's food habits, discuss dry-cleaning, and debate Obama's sperm face.
PATG314: Wisdom Clam
February 13, 2018 00:07 - 1 hourEpisode 314: In which we learn about meditation, frustration, spelling words, and wisdom clams.
PATG313: Killin’ Spree
February 04, 2018 16:15 - 1 hourEpisode 313: Purple scooters, gun shows, and another crazy list of cars to buy.
PATG312: Part 2: Pizzer
February 01, 2018 07:00 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MBEpisode 321: Part 2: Puke recounts his time in Los Angeles, California.
PATG312: Part 1: Smokitation
January 30, 2018 00:29 - 2 hoursEpisode 312: Part 1: Puke, Andrew, and Brett are all learning to meditate before jet-setting the world.
PATG311: Gayme Changer
January 15, 2018 15:56 - 1 hourEpisode 311: Brett joins the gang sans toilet phone, Nick meets new people, and Andrew and Puke give construction tips on building a studio.
PATG310: The System is Down
January 08, 2018 15:09 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBEpisode 310: Recorded in our new Pittsburgh location. Featuring Nick on Skype and Andrew's friend Longface. Then the system went down.
PATG309: Old Ep075 (from Feb 03, 2013)
January 02, 2018 18:42 - 1 hour - 81.9 MBEpisode 309: A "best of" replay of Ep075 from Feb 03, 2013.
News with Nick – December 24, 2017
December 24, 2017 17:31 - 1 hour - 45.3 MBNews With Nick: A Runaway Teen Christmas
Ep308 – Break Show
December 21, 2017 07:00 - 18 minutes - 12.5 MBEp308 - Break Show: The discussion about our combined anger continues.
PATG308: Port Man Toe
December 17, 2017 23:31 - 1 hour - 86.1 MBEpisode 308: The last show recorded in New Hampshire.
PATG307: Podcard
December 12, 2017 00:16 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBEpisode 307: The gang goes to see a new place. A place far away.
Ep306 – Break Show
December 07, 2017 07:00 - 18 minutes - 12.5 MBEp306 - Break Show: Nick hates karoke.
PATG306: We’ve Been Radoned
December 04, 2017 00:01 - 1 hour - 78.1 MBEpisode 306: Joe brings a tale involving chickens and guns. Andrew calls the water people. Nick loves Britney Spears. Puke yells.
Ep305 – Break Show
November 30, 2017 07:00 - 12 minutes - 8.63 MBEp305 - Break Show: We learn about a young Larry David.
PATG305: Boinnnngggggggg…tink, tink, tink.
November 26, 2017 23:19 - 1 hour - 74.7 MBEpisode 305: We get to bottom of the Quaid brother conspiracy with Brett.
Ep304 – Break Show
November 23, 2017 07:00 - 20 minutes - 14 MBEp304-Break Show: Andrew wins bar trivia, Nick gets a gas card.
PATG304: I’ve Been Searching For Salami This Whole Time
November 20, 2017 23:02 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBEpisode 304: Nick has the SADS, Andrew plays News Trivia, Puke gets drinky.
Ep303 – Break Show: Will Coley Exposed
November 16, 2017 07:00 - 21 minutes - 14.6 MBEp303 - Break Show: Nick comments on the latest ridiculous events in Keene.
PATG303: But How Do You Check a Fence?
November 12, 2017 22:34 - 1 hourEpisode 303: Guest Conan fills us in on rabbit island and running for city council. Andrew outsmarts the police.
PATG302: With the Attention
November 05, 2017 20:12 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBEpisode 302: Halloween winners, dead mice, and a pop culture quiz.
Ep301 – Break Show
November 02, 2017 07:00 - 8.72 MBEp301 - Break Show: Nick is back for another long awaited appearance.
PATG301: Addam’s Spatula
October 29, 2017 18:05 - 1 hourEpisode 301: Nick comes back just to dress as Morticia (Addam's Family) for Halloween.
PATG300: Nothing to Celebrate
October 17, 2017 00:10 - 1 hourEpisode 300: We pull out all the stops for this amazingly different episode!
PATG299: Mein Traffic Kampf
October 08, 2017 19:21 - 2 hoursEp299: The Canjo is a Banjo that is made from a SPAM® Brand Can.