Portmansheau
362 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 42 ratingsSophisticated toilet humor featuring:
Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.
Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness.
Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service.
Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who's had it with all three of them so much that it's not even clear of he's actually part of the show anymore; even though he's mentioned all the time.
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Episodes
PATG387: Fucko d-Chao
August 07, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 109 MBEpisode 387: Andrew and Puke join friends at the worst Brazilian steak house then we invent a new ethnic slur. Puke pukes. Brett dreads a family visit. The Irishman trailer review.
PATG386: Overwhelmed and Under-wiped
July 31, 2019 07:01 - 2 hours - 136 MBEpisode 386: Remembering Julia. Puke goes to Italy. Andrew goes to NH. Brett goes to a public hot tub.
PATG385: EP107 Sept 2013
July 25, 2019 00:29 - 2 hours - 119 MBEpisode 385: Ep107, Sept 2013. In remembrance of Julia Miranda. She will be missed.
PATG384: Down the Horse Path
July 21, 2019 19:05 - 1 hour - 76.9 MBEpisode 384: Puke is a...broad? Andrew embraces minimalism by moving all his belongings into increasingly smaller areas. Brett is now doing a lot of horse activities including a nice PEMFing. Larry plans to lift 1400 pounds.
PATG383: Dazzle-Me-Andrew
July 10, 2019 07:01 - 2 hours - 117 MBEpisode 383: Andrew hates Stanley Kubrick, movies we liked, Puke is now owned by a house, Brett gets nut trauma, jerk aides , and The Jack Stance.
PATG382: Hallelujah
July 03, 2019 07:01 - 2 hours - 127 MBEpisode 382: Food segregation, peopling, crosswalk dancing, bison belts, fire twirlers, and finding Jesus.
PATG381: Vacations Are for Shitheads Who Don’t Give a Fuck
June 26, 2019 07:01 - 98 MBEpisode 381: We attend the Midwest Peace and Liberty Fest with headliner Brett. We drink, we eat, we laugh.
PATG380: Little Kid Dick Height
June 18, 2019 23:06 - 131 MBEpisode 380: After a disastrous recording session on Sunday we started over on Monday. Over 60 minutes of our favorite adolescent jack-dreams.
PATG379: A Ticket to the Children’s Fun Place
June 05, 2019 07:01 - 101 MBEpisode 379: We figure out how kids work, how to kill your friends with a soda can on a trampoline, where the ninja store is, how often we cum in front of our phones, and establish how to form our governing body called "The Seven".
PATG378: D-T-H-A-B
May 27, 2019 17:00 - 122 MBRecording Date - 25 / May / 2019 The Gang - Puke, Andrew, & Brett ~~~ www. Puke And The Gang .com ~~~ + Patreon / PCL : pukeandthegang.com/vip + Livestream : pukeandthegang.com/live + Email : [email protected] + Our Donation Page : pukeandthegang.com/support-page + Episode Photos : facebook.com/PukeAndTheGang/photos_stream + Merchandise : redbubble.com/people/DoomsDayDevice + Address […]
PATG377: Do You Bang?
May 22, 2019 07:02 - 117 MBEpisode 377: Nick is in town! He is unemployed, downloads porn, rides a scooter, and gets interviewed at McDonalds. He also had exciting adventures in San Diego. News Quiz brought to you by www.newswithnick.com.
PATG376: Ninja Fire Department
May 15, 2019 07:03 - 2 hours - 137 MBEpisode 376: Horse tranquilizer cream. No more texting. Dressing like a movie bad-guy. Brett learns to physically auto-tune his face. Episode title fight. Andrew tries to explain Game of Thrones clips. Andrew gets angry at Puke for not agreeing.
PATG375: Secret Hose
May 08, 2019 07:01 - 119 MBEpisode 375: Andrew has the most uncomfortable locker room conversation. Brett explains Bang Bus. Puke gets to watch Game of Thrones. There will be spoilers.
PATG374: The Latest Shit of the Homo Line
May 01, 2019 07:00 - 2 hours - 128 MBEpisode 374: Can you make french fries with a potato gun? Does Puke stare at ceilings too much? What happens in the year 2525? Is Andrew racist? Why are Teslas exploding? None of these questions get answered.
PATG373: Rap Battle
April 24, 2019 07:01 - 128 MBEpisode 373: Drew Sample and Alex Bell join the gang to discuss annoying drunks, Top Golf war, animal potential, and whether or not rap counts as music.
PATG372: Jew Chess
April 17, 2019 07:00 - 2 hours - 122 MBEpisode 372: Kid boners return, one word impressions, duelling drops, band names Andrew made up, pulp, Jew chess, bus rant, safety rant, gun ban rant, shopping bag ban, disco love, comic book movies, and more!
PATG371: Def Leppard or I Walk
April 10, 2019 08:23 - 106 MBEpisode 371: Just a bunch of horrible singing. As well as some discussion on VR Porn, movie music, welding simulators, and Andrew eating something he didn't want to.
PATG370: Dict
April 03, 2019 07:00 - 122 MBEpisode 370: AOC will do porn in 2000 days. New race classifications. Creepy Joe Biden. Andrew is dropping loads. Puke wonders what a human steak would look like. The root origins of English words. Andrew gets shushed.
PATG369: Qiri or Gaylexa?
March 27, 2019 10:19 - 2 hours - 139 MBEpisode 369: Chiropractors. Accidental salon shampoo. Everything is a sin. Super Mario Brothers movie and 9/11. Genderless voice assistant. Gym clothes. Car tech ruining lives. Raccoon.
PATG368: Stop Listening at Minute Two
March 20, 2019 07:27 - 2 hours - 117 MBEpisode 368: Andrew manipulates numbers and finds the cure for Down's Syndrome. Brett dissects Mike Myers career downfall at the hands of Kanye West. The worst driver and worst license plate.
PATG367: When I Look at Your Tits I Only See Dollar Signs
March 13, 2019 07:11 - 2 hours - 148 MBEpisode 367: How many turtles is the earth sitting on? How do we solve identity politics and unconscious bias? What is Bunta driving method? Why were lottery tickets being handed out at Walmart? All this and more on What a Mess!
PATG366: Vaginaleven
March 06, 2019 06:58 - 127 MBRecording Date - 02 / Mar / 2019 The Gang - Puke, Andrew, & Brett ~~~ www. Puke And The Gang .com ~~~ + Patreon / PCL : pukeandthegang.com/vip + Livestream : pukeandthegang.com/live + Email : [email protected] + Our Donation Page : pukeandthegang.com/support-page + Address : 461 Cochran Rd. PMB216, Pittsburgh, PA 15228 + […]
PATG365: A Man Comes at the End
February 27, 2019 07:01 - 1 hour - 109 MBEpisode 365: Searching for silicon wives, dumb stadium names, Nick buys a car, and Andrew is dreaming on fire.
PATG364: Bug Nuts
February 20, 2019 07:10 - 128 MBEpisode 364: Hobo rolling, doing the walkout, exercise injuries, inciteful rants, and the new collectible card game featuring ethnicities and disabilities to see who wins the victim war.
PATG363: Mall Santa
February 13, 2019 07:00 - 2 hours - 122 MBEpisode 363: We invent Doctor Dick Warmer. Brett improves the Ploon with a new attachment called the SideStream. Andrew laments an interaction during the Super Bowl.
PATG362: We the Gays?
February 05, 2019 07:00 - 2 hours - 121 MBEpisode 362: Nick is back in town for the deletion of one drop, Andrew meets a retail sherpa, Brett rants against emojis, and Puke is just waiting for death.
PATG361: Peak Ham
January 29, 2019 07:09 - 1 hour - 100 MBEpisode 361: In which we reach peak ham, find a new name for the podcast, and Brett gets trapped in chains. Also; a tasty sausage platter over Pittsburgh political cartoons, Somali refugees, and gun rights violations.
PATG360: Jizz Magnet
January 23, 2019 07:00 - 2 hours - 140 MBEpisode 360: We sausage platter the Women's March and Gillette's fruitbowling. Nick joins us to discuss Andrew's tech woes.
PATG359: The Podcast For Young Men With No Dicks
January 16, 2019 07:00 - 2 hours - 116 MBEpisode 359: Meandering somethings about the show, bad drivers, the gym, and Andrew taking the #drunkdrivingchallenge.
PATG358: Breakfast Brook
January 11, 2019 07:00 - 2 hours - 124 MBEpisode 358: In which we invent the greatest improvement to dining convenience since the fork.
PATG357: Magnum
December 30, 2018 15:51 - 1 hour - 86.8 MBEpisode 357: POW! It's the last show of 2018! Recorded with Puke and Andrew on the side of a bed and Brett via Skype. Internet problems, Brett in NH, house works, douche neighbors, and listener emails.
PATG356: Emo Cow
December 23, 2018 13:25 - 2 hours - 122 MBEpisode 356: Customer service wins, the internet PC purge continues, emo cows, and how music affects us emotionally.
PATG355: RubHub
December 19, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 126 MBEpisode 355: Exploring the rust belt, car door lock disaster, the best car at the flea market, and writing a new intro song.
PATG354: Poison Butte
December 12, 2018 07:11 - 2 hours - 112 MBEpisode 354: Andrew travels to Texas to ride birds, then to Oregon to get poison butt. Brett goes to a hockey game. Puke writes a bad review and invents a trashcan.
PATG353: Sword Fights and Parrot Bites
December 05, 2018 07:18 - 2 hours - 143 MBEpisode 343: Puke and Brett answer all of your most idiotic questions.
PATG352: Tabasco Dickhole Challenge
November 28, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 115 MBEpisode 352: The gang discusses losing things in bodies, goose people, gas people, awful old photos, and Thanksgiving in Arkansas.
PATG351: Sleep Poo-ralysis
November 21, 2018 07:10 - 1 hour - 110 MBEpisode 351: Nick is in town with a News Quiz. Andrew dreams of a poop bush business plan. Brett explains the Old Man Saga. Puke loses tools in a house.
PATG350: Paul and the Pals
November 14, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 145 MBEpisode 350: Brett begs; snow tires or no tires? Puke ponders; buy a house? Andrew asks; butt, mouth, or vagina?
PATG349: Weed Rather You Not Listen to This One
November 07, 2018 21:59 - 2 hours - 127 MBEpisode 349: First half, garbage. Second half, also garbage. But not as smelly of a garbage. It's industrial garbage like old electronics that look cool but you have no idea what to do with.
PATG348: Molly McDrizzle
October 31, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 106 MBEpisode 348: Andrew has has a terrible day, Puke finds flavor dust, and Larry wants a laundry chute for his disposable white t-shirts.
PATG347: Mantress
October 24, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 90.7 MBEpisode 347: Puke becomes a mantress, eats far too much Arby's, and makes a list. Andrew goes on a NMNP date.
PATG346: WAITREEEESS!!!
October 17, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 106 MBEpisode 346: Bus incidents abound, sports bars are terrible for sports, and Puke gets put in drop jail.
PATG345: Solo Jazz
October 10, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 104 MBEpisode 345: Old Man Saga season finale, a special surprise guest, and listener dreams about us in our underwear.
PATG344: Tuna Envelope
October 03, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 114 MBEpisode 344: Andrew tries to ask Puke questions. Brett tries to ask Puke questions. Puke poorly answers questions.
PATG343: Fat Little Gaylords at Home
September 26, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 113 MBEpisode 343: Puke looks at planes, Andrew almost gets rabies, and Brett goes on a "no plan" date.
PATG342: Blinded By My Dick
September 19, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 111 MBEpisode 342: Puke gets a new job, Andrew gets angry in the gym, and Brett avoids #dickblindness.
PATG341: Shituation
September 12, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 119 MBEpisode 341: Sweaty attempts to sing while figuring out how not to shit on gym equipment on a first date.
PATG340: Soft Ballocaust
August 29, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 114 MBEpisode 340: The Podocaust continues with exciting twists and Shamalans. Roman Polanski joins us again to wish Andrew a happy birthday, discuss softball domination and Puke's killing spree. There will be singing.
PATG339: 100% Chance of Dick
August 22, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBEpisode 339: Playing with balls, spider surprises, hazard blinkers, and Flight of the Navigator.
News With Nick – August 11, 2018
August 13, 2018 22:01 - 1 hour - 46.8 MBNwN: Nick has a license and this plane guy does not