Ninjas vs. Podcast
170 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 64 ratingsNinjas vs. Pirates type questions answered weekly.
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Episodes
Episode 70: The Smoothest Cornhole Board
May 02, 2013 20:38 - 1 hour - 46.7 MBThis week’s contenders: Keebler Elves vs. Oompa-Loompas, Legos vs. K’Nex, A Disney Baseball Showdown, Carrot Top vs. Tom Bombadil.
Episode 69: Can’t You Just Proud of Me
April 25, 2013 21:30 - 1 hour - 45.3 MBThis week’s contenders: Undersea gold mining vs. Old-school prospecting, Utilikilts vs. Jeggings, Eternal bloody nose vs. Eternally peeing your pants, KIA Hamsters vs. Hotels.com, the Roaming Gnome, and Priceline Negotiator.
Episode 68: The Laziest River
April 18, 2013 21:53 - 1 hour - 49.4 MBThis week’s contenders: The world’s greatest roller coaster vs. The world’s greatest lazy river, Tom Cruise (actor extraordinaire) vs. Tom Kruse (inventor of the hover round), Jurassic Park (movie) vs. Jurassic Park (experience), EA Games vs. The Devil.
Episode 67: Ultraviolet Bris
April 11, 2013 19:37 - 1 hour - 50.7 MBThis week’s contenders: Gummi Bear skin vs. M&M Candy-coated skin, Twitter Credibility vs. Facebook Credibility, Elephant Trunk vs. Gorilla Arms, ESSAY CONTEST DISCUSSION
Episode 66: Kitster Chanchani Banai
April 04, 2013 21:54 - 1 hour - 47.3 MBThis week’s contenders: East Coast vs. West Coast, Oversized belt buckles Vs. Plaid old man suspenders, Look like Jar-Jar vs. Sound like Jar-Jar, Salsa vs. Guacamole.
Episode 65: Tom Cast Away
March 22, 2013 05:17 - 1 hour - 49.3 MBThis week’s contenders: Wilson from Cast Away vs. Wilson from Home Improvement, The Game of Thrones vs. Jumanji, History’s Edwards vs. History’s Jacobs, Eternal Misspell vs. Singing Fingers, Most Painful Mosh Pit vs. Smokiest Hookah Lounge.
Episode 64: Beaches Ain’t Sheets
March 08, 2013 22:27 - 1 hour - 42 MBThis week’s contenders: Papa Aslan vs. Papa Mufasa, Roach Man vs. Gila Man, Marrying Rosie O’Donnel vs. Cthulhu, Friend-zone vs. Squirrel-zone.
Episode 63: Golden Yangles
February 28, 2013 19:56 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBThis week’s contenders: Waterslides vs. Trampoline, GIRL SCOUT COOKIES BATTLE ROYALE, Entrance fog vs. Entrance theme, Save system vs. Item management, Laura Croft: Womb Raider
Episode 62: Land of the Rising Sons
February 22, 2013 15:49 - 1 hour - 42 MBThis week’s contenders: Ping Pong: Thor and Loki vs. Dionysus and Hades, Mumford & Sons vs. Sanford and Son, Water cooler malt liquor vs. Extremely casual Fridays, Who’s the worse best friend: Eugene from “Hey Arnold” or Doug Funny from “Doug”
Episode 61: Valentimes
February 14, 2013 19:32 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBThis week’s contenders: Flowers vs. Chocolate, Secret Crushes vs. Hatentimes, Being single on Valentine’s Day vs. Being in a relationship, Winking flirtatiously after every sentence vs. Being completely mentally sound except unable to use faucets.
Episode 60: Adi Dazzler
February 08, 2013 15:56 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBThis week’s contenders: Coral Reefs vs. Rainforests, Nike vs. Adidas, Toilet Paper: Over vs. Under, Batman vs. Beyoncés.
Episode 59: National Sports Day Week
January 31, 2013 17:10 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBThis week’s contenders: Always skipping vs. Always rhyming, J.J. Abrams vs. J.J. Jameson, Ravens vs. 49ers, Hot wings vs. Raw wings, The Legend of Zelda Owl vs. The Tootsie Pop Owl.
Episode 58: Al Roker Tempura
January 25, 2013 00:05 - 1 hour - 45.3 MBThis week’s contenders: Cannibal vs. Amputee, Pizza vs. Calzone, Competent and cool evil villain or Bumbling but lucky hero, Death Note vs. Scribblenauts Notebook.
Episode 57: The National Ford League
January 17, 2013 15:54 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBThis week’s contenders: McFeely vs. Newman, Holodeck vs. Teleporter, Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo, Quicksand vs. Avalanche, Love of your life vs. The Pokémon life.
Episode 56: Fantasy Real Estate Tycoon
January 10, 2013 16:52 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBThis week’s contenders: Raking leaves vs. Shoveling snow, Bane love poetry vs. Bond-villain love poetry, Mt. Doom real estate vs. Ghostbusters real estate, Hyrule vs. The Mushroom Kingdom, Misjudged rings vs. Phantom vibrates.
Episode 55: Toast in the Shell
January 03, 2013 21:10 - 1 hour - 44.4 MBThis week’s contenders: Narwhal vs. Unicorn, New Year’s Kisses vs. Mistletoe Kisses, Mary Poppins vs. Professor McGonagall, Hayden Christensen vs. Kristen Stewart. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Episode 54: A Randy Newman Christmas
December 20, 2012 20:30 - 1 hour - 44.5 MBThis week’s contenders: Elves vs. Reindeer, Christmas Morning vs. Christmas Eve, Work Christmas Parties vs. Family Christmas Parties, Clarence Oddbody AS2 vs. Buddy the Bar Elf, Having a Home Alone Christmas vs. a Die Hard Christmas.
Episode 53: Standing & Screaming
December 13, 2012 06:34 - 1 hour - 50.2 MBThis week’s contenders: Dragon Ball z vs. Marvel, A cowboy who rides an ostrich vs. A squirt gun that shoots jelly, Soup vs. Tea, The endurance of a man but the speed of a car vs. The speed of a man and the endurance of a car, Working for Bane vs Dr. Evil
Episode 52: Midas Boogers
December 06, 2012 06:48 - 1 hour - 53.3 MBThis week’s contenders: Deep V’s vs. Saggy Pants, Laundry Fives vs. Booger Fifties, A Question from Jordan, Honey Priorities, 100 Feet Tall vs. 3 Inches.
Episode 51: The Griddler
November 30, 2012 07:34 - 1 hour - 50 MBThis week’s contenders: Nacho Cheese vs. Gravy, Remastered Star Wars vs. Prequels, Being a Centaur vs. Being a Minotaur, The Hamburglar vs. Burgermeister Meisterburger, Being in a barbershop quartet vs. Being Charles Barkley.
Episode 50: The Last Thanksgiving
November 21, 2012 06:55 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBThis week’s contenders: Thanksgiving Dinner vs. Thanksgiving Leftovers, Black Friday vs. Cyber Monday, Teaming with a 7-foot Tall Turkey or 10 Pilgrims, Football vs. The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, The First Thanksgiving vs. The Last Thanksgiving
Episode 49: Handicats
November 16, 2012 03:18 - 1 hour - 44.1 MBThis week’s contenders: Great Comedic Timing vs. Great Comedic Miming, Cosmic bowling vs. Disco Roller-skating, A lion with no front legs vs. A Camel, Would you rather be an Animorph or a Transformer.
Episode 48: The Jokeosphere
November 08, 2012 16:09 - 1 hour - 50.5 MBThis week’s contenders: Donald vs. Daffy, Puns vs. Memes, Physical vs. Mental eliteness, PSAs vs. Commercials, Surf Ninjas vs. Killer Shrews
Episode 47: SPOOKY HURRICANE GHOSTACULAR
November 02, 2012 06:34 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBThis week’s contenders: Flashlights vs. Candles, The Late Great Lazy Costume Off, Trick-or-Treating vs. Halloween Party, Being a Mummy vs. Being a Wolf Man, The Munsters vs. The Addams’ family.
Episode 46: ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY
October 25, 2012 21:18 - 1 hour - 52.5 MBThis week’s contenders: Beetles vs. Rolling Stones, Ska vs. Smooth Jazz, T-Rex vs. Pterodactyl, Pittsburgh’s Primanti Bros. Sandwich vs. Philadelphia Cheesesteak, US vs. THANKING YOU!
Episode 45: Frostine and Me
October 11, 2012 15:04 - 1 hour - 49.3 MBThis week’s contenders: Sandwiches vs. Casseroles, Gladiator Candyland vs. Gladiator Shoots and Ladders, Gangnam Style vs. Dragostea Din Tei, Tiny Rhino vs. Giant Armadillo, Grammar Nazis vs. Grammar Terrorists.
Episode 44: Serf’s Up
October 04, 2012 05:09 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MBThis week’s contenders: Santa’s elves vs. Tolkien’s elves, Samurai vs English Knight, Parkour foot chases vs. Car chases, Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla, Life narrated by Morgan Freeman vs. Lord of the Rings-esque soundtrack.
Episode 43: Just Moo It
September 28, 2012 01:25 - 1 hour - 51.3 MBThis week’s contenders: Keanu Reeves vs. Taylor Lautner, COBRA Command (G.I. Joe) vs. Cobra Kai (Karate Kid), 5 years in a Zoo vs. 5 months in Prison. $1000000 to spend on Shoes or Cheese, Wearing an Eternal Aluminum Shirt vs. Talons for Hands.
Episode 42: The Wok of Shame
September 21, 2012 05:04 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBThis week’s contenders: Bill Goldberg (The WCW) vs. Greg Goldberg (The Mighty Ducks), Chinese food vs. Mexican food, Being tossed into Hornets vs. Shot into Brick Walls, Being surrounded by semis vs. Being stuck in traffic.
Episode 41: The Dubstep Remix
September 13, 2012 03:51 - 1 hour - 49.6 MBThis week’s contenders: Dubstep vs. Dubbed movies, Free beer vs. Good beer, Being the greatest magician vs. The worst wizard, Dr. Who vs. The Who, Expendables vs. Guardians.
Episode 40: The Düsseldown
August 31, 2012 00:38 - 1 hour - 52 MBThis week’s contenders: Heelys vs. Rip-Sticks, Inception machine vs. Total Recall machine, Doritos Locos Taco vs. KFC Double Down, Conan O’Brien vs. Conan the Barbarian, Live Action Mighty Ducks vs. Animated TV show Mighty Ducks.
Episode 39: Mr. Tubbenstein
August 23, 2012 18:11 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBThis week’s contenders: Traveling through time vs. traveling through space, Stranded with Napoleon Bonaparte vs. Napolean Dynamite, Biggest fairy vs. Smallest man, Only being able to shout vs. Only being able to whisper, Scooby vs. Snoopy.
Episode 38: Ninjuhs = Pudcast?
August 16, 2012 20:30 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBThis week’s contenders: Sunflower Seeds vs. Peanuts, The Joker vs. Darth Vader, Creepers vs. Aliens, The Flash vs. Spider Man, Horse chestnuts vs. Water chestnuts.
Episode 37: Air Buddies
August 09, 2012 12:28 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MBThis week’s contenders: Simpsons vs. Futurama, Blind vs. Deaf, Air Bud vs. Homeward bound, Floods vs. Droughts.
Episode 36: Zears
August 02, 2012 19:54 - 1 hour - 47.9 MBThis week’s contenders: Post-zombie apocalyptic city vs. countryside, Changing the world but having the credit stolen vs. Being a world-renown dumbo, TV & Movies or Video Games having never existed, Being an unknown deity vs. A worshipped mortal.
Episode 35: OLYMPIC MADNESS
July 27, 2012 02:27 - 1 hour - 45.9 MBThis week’s contenders: Summer Olympics vs. Winter Olympics, 1992 Dream Team vs. 1980 ‘Miracle on Ice’ team, Modern Olympics vs. Old School Greek Olympics, Being an Olympic coach vs. an Olympic athlete, and THE LATE GREAT OLYMPIC EVENT REVIVAL.
Episode 34: Monk Prom
July 19, 2012 14:51 - 1 hour - 42.7 MBThis week’s contenders: Hogwarts vs. Starfleet, Andrew Jackson vs. Theodore Roosevelt, Netflix vs. HULU, Being the most popular executioner vs. The least popular monk, Being completely hairless vs. The hairiest dude ever.
Episode 33: Freedom’s B-Day
July 05, 2012 11:08 - 1 hour - 48.3 MBThis week’s contenders: Fireworks vs. Fires, Independence Day vs. The Patriot, Sparklers vs. Poppers, Bald Eagles vs. The Stars and Stripes, United States of America vs. Planet Earth, FOURTH OF JULY SPECTACULARTHON.
Episode 32: Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
June 28, 2012 23:45 - 1 hour - 45.2 MBThis week’s contenders: Mariachi band vs. Bagpipe players, Hair slicked back (50’s greaser style) vs. Hair parted to the side (Richie Rich style), King of the Seas vs. King of the Trees, Coughing vs. Sneezing, Sleep talking vs. Snoring.
Episode 31: Dunks Over South Vietnam
June 21, 2012 20:49 - 1 hour - 45.2 MBThis week’s contenders: Ring of Power vs. Horcrux, LBJ vs. LeBron James, Hats vs. Suspenders, Bagels + Cupcakes vs. Doughnuts + Muffins, Elephant trunk vs. Giraffe neck.
Episode 30: Why We Fall Down
June 14, 2012 04:23 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBThis week’s contenders: Shopping spree with Tony Stark vs. Shopping spree with Bruce Wayne, X vs. Y, Moosopotamus vs. Croconfly, Reused coffee vs. Reused tea, Pet names vs. Car names.
Episode 29: Horseturducken
June 07, 2012 13:06 - 1 hour - 47 MBThis week’s contenders: Long plane trips vs. Long car trips, Steampunk vs. Cyberpunk, Fighting 2 Horse-sized Ducks or 15 Duck-sized Horses, Legs as long as fingers or Fingers as long as legs, The ability to Read Minds or The ability to Read.
Episode 28: Lamar!
June 01, 2012 00:51 - 1 hour - 44.1 MBThis week’s contenders: Pencils vs. Pens, Sci-fi vs. Fantasy, Digital clocks vs. Analog clocks, Boy bands vs. Female pop singers, Spider-Man vs. Wolverine. Kevin doesn’t wear a shirt!
Episode 27: A Very Baldwin Podcast
May 24, 2012 18:44 - 59 minutes - 41 MBThis week’s contenders: Too much clothing vs. Too little, Chess vs. Checkers, Crying at funny situations vs. Laughing at sad situations, Reading the book vs. Watching the movie, Board games with friends vs. Video games alone.
Episode 26: Parliament Dunkadelic
May 20, 2012 22:12 - 1 hour - 44.7 MBThis week’s contenders: Tight pants vs. Loose pants, Jar Jar Binks vs. Patrick Star, Glasses vs. Contacts, Playing golf during a thunderstorm vs. Baseball during an earthquake, Stoner Movies vs. Heist Movies.
Episode 25: The Liberty Zone
May 12, 2012 23:41 - 1 hour - 41.7 MBThis week’s contenders: Friday by Rebecca Black vs. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, Cap’n Crunch vs. The Lucky Charms Leprechaun, Scotland vs. Ireland, Brain Surgeons vs. Rocket Scientists, Bronies vs. Trekkies.
Episode 24: Rutherford B. Tattoo
May 05, 2012 19:15 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBThis week’s contenders: Piercings vs. Tattoos, Donuts vs. Bagels, Sasquatch vs. Yeti, A Plea for More Questions, Agent Smith vs. T-1000, A Guest Question from TV Star George Hampe.
Episode 23: Kentucky Kayak
April 27, 2012 13:09 - 1 hour - 42.1 MBThis week’s contenders: Italian Ice vs. Ice Cream, Earthquake vs. Volcano, Hulk vs. Superman, Super Nintendo vs. Sega Genesis, SunnyD vs. Capri-Sun. Kevin has a new mic!
Episode 22: Sasuke-Kun!!!
April 22, 2012 20:04 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBThis week’s contenders: Chocolate Rain vs. Purple Rain, The Game Grid from Tron vs. Quidditch from Harry Potter, Otaku vs. Furries, Flying Fish vs. Non-flying Penguins, Bill & Ted vs. Wayne & Garth, Lions vs. Crocogators. Jordan records from a cave!
Episode 21: NBA Alien Raptor Hang Time 2 12 48
April 12, 2012 17:36 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBThis week’s contenders: Paintball vs. Laser tag, The alien in Alien vs. The velociraptor in Jurassic Park, Clowns vs. Mimes, Dora the Explorer vs. Elmo, Partiers vs. Dogs.