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Ninjas vs. Podcast

170 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 64 ratings

Ninjas vs. Pirates type questions answered weekly.

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Episodes

Episode 20: The Bling of a Humble Spirit

April 05, 2012 05:01 - 1 hour - 43.3 MB

This week’s contenders: Soup vs. Salad, Lost vs. 24, JRPGs vs. MMOs, Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris, Living with a super positive person vs. Living with a super negative person.

Episode 19: The Punmaster, starring Jordan

March 29, 2012 18:37 - 1 hour - 42.8 MB

This week’s contenders: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Power Rangers, Jeans vs. Khakis, Texting vs. Calling, Nerf Guns vs. Water Guns, Hangin’ with Dumbledore or Gandalf.

Episode 18: High Fangled Edition

March 22, 2012 14:35 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MB

This week’s contenders: Frodo vs. Skywalker, Coffee vs. Tea, Old people vs. Young people, Cash money bling bling vs. Credit & debit, Mr. Rogers vs. Betty White.

Episode 17: Mullhetta

March 08, 2012 21:31 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MB

This week’s contenders: Mullets vs. Comb-overs, You might be a redneck jokes vs. Yo mamma jokes, Miss Piggy vs. Slagathor! the Destroyer, Centaur vs. Liger. Jordan don’t got no tonsils!

Episode 16: B is for Best High Five Ever

March 01, 2012 19:15 - 1 hour - 44.9 MB

This week’s contenders: Covered in Goo vs. Smelling of Rot, Cookie Monster vs. Pac Man, High Five vs. Fist Pound, Pigeons vs. Seagulls, Sitting next to a mother with a crying baby vs. Someone chain smoking in your face.

Episode 15: White Lower Clastle

February 23, 2012 17:18 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MB

This week’s contenders: 1 Polar Bear vs. 50 Koala Bears, Fan art vs. Fan Fiction, Dying Happy vs. Dying Happily, Dustin Hoffman’s Captain Hook vs. Tim Curry’s Long John Silver, Losing a drinking contest vs. losing an eating contest.

Episode 14: Space Age Technology

February 16, 2012 18:11 - 1 hour - 42.5 MB

This week’s contenders: Deep sea danger vs. Deep space danger, Sir William Shakespeare vs. Dr. Seuss, Losing an arm vs. Losing a leg, Ranch vs. Hot Sauce, Wearing a suit for the rest of your life vs. wearing pajamas for the rest of your life.

Episode 13: U R A QT

February 09, 2012 22:49 - 1 hour - 42.2 MB

This week’s contenders: Romantic Comedies vs. Romantic Dramas, Valentine’s Day vs. St, Patrick’s Day, Cupid vs. the Easter Bunny, Candy Hearts vs. Candy Corn, Pepé Le Pew vs. Helga Geraldine Patacki.

Episode 12: Superb Owl Sunday

February 02, 2012 16:02 - 1 hour - 44 MB

This week’s contenders: A world without Peanut Butter vs. A world without Jelly, The Godfather vs. Scarface, FOOTBALL VS. FOOTBALL, Thin crust vs. Thick Crust, Cold Feet vs. Hot Seat.

Episode 11: The Truth Sucks

January 26, 2012 15:31 - 1 hour - 43.5 MB

This week’s contenders: Triscuits vs. Wheat Thins, Robin Hood vs. James Bond, Beautiful but Tasteless vs. Talented but Mean Looking & Smelly, CDs vs. MP3s, Being Covered in Glitter vs. Covered in Sand.

Episode 10: Four Score and 20 Drinks Ago

January 17, 2012 21:40 - 1 hour - 44 MB

This week’s contenders: Year of Summer vs. Year of Winter, Jack Sparrow vs. The Dread Pirate Roberts, Baths vs. Showers, Time Travel to the Past vs. The Future, Batman vs. Superman

Episode 9: Y Chro’s 4 Life

January 10, 2012 02:53 - 1 hour - 43.6 MB

This week’s contenders: Paper vs. Plastic, Zero Privacy vs. Solitude, Sequels vs. Remakes, Pokémon vs. Digimon, Dementors vs. Ring Wraiths.

Episode 8: Foot. Long. Hot dog.

December 29, 2011 06:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MB

This week’s contenders: Hamburgers vs. Hot dogs, Patrick Stewart vs. Patrick Swayze, Dickensian vs. Kafkaesque, Reg Soda vs. Diet, Hearing animals’ thoughts (but they secretly hate you) vs. Spooning with a leprechaun.

Episode 7: The Reason for the Season

December 23, 2011 21:05 - 1 hour - 45.6 MB

This week’s contenders: Home Alone 2 vs. Mental Stability, 10 Lords a Leaping vs. 11 Pipers Piping, Eggnog vs. Fruit Cake, Icicle Lights vs. Inflatable Decorations, Real Tree vs. Fake Tree, 1966 Grinch vs. Grinch 2000.

Episode 6: Peas on earth

December 14, 2011 22:26 - 59 minutes - 41.2 MB

This week’s contenders: Buff Squirrel vs. Rabid Raccoon, Being a Wizard vs. Meeting a Doctor, Bieber vs. Nickelback, Hipster vs. Emo, Burning vs. Freezing.

Episode 5: I really need this truck.

December 06, 2011 22:57 - 1 hour - 41.9 MB

This week’s contenders: Blonds vs. Redheads, Hot Pizza vs. Cold, Disillusioned vs. Disenfranchised, Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Sly Stallone, Unicorns vs. Pegasus.

Episode 4: Chief “Watches You Die”

November 20, 2011 23:33 - 1 hour - 44.6 MB

This week’s contenders: Catz vs. Dogz, Formspring vs. Hunger Games vs. Harry Potter vs. Twilight, Candies vs. Cakes, Lawyer vs. Rapper.

Episode 3: Jordan has a lot of friends

November 08, 2011 16:03 - 1 hour - 40.1 MB

This week’s contenders: Moving vs. Fluarrhea, Mario vs. Sonic, Desserted Island vs. The Ghost of Rocky V, Bread Bowls à la Mode.

Episode 2: The Holiday Episode

October 24, 2011 14:53 - 1 hour - 40.1 MB

This week’s contenders: Pennies vs. Toothpaste, McDonalds vs. Burger King, Hobbits vs. Ewoks, Apples vs. Oranges. Special guest: better mic quality, smaller file size.

Episode 1: Wookie Life Day, leather pants

October 16, 2011 18:50 - 1 hour - 83.4 MB

This week’s contenders: Waffles vs. Pancakes, Zompocalypse vs. Ice Age, Sockdals vs. Crocs, Baby vs. Gammy, “Wookie Life Day, leather pants.”