Ninjas vs. Podcast

Episode 120: Deudalism

July 24, 2014 16:50 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MB

This week’s contenders: Dude vs. Man, Breaking dead vs. Walking bad, Infinite awesome ads vs. Zero ads, Underwear made out of Legos vs. Underwear made out of Velcro.

Episode 119: Digenetics

July 10, 2014 18:11 - 55 minutes - 38 MB

This week’s contenders: The lawnmower vs. Twerking, Tom Cruise using only one hand vs. Bruce Willis tied to 100 lbs, Celebrity guests vs. Corporate sponsors, Darth Vader vs. Darth Maul.

Episode 118: The Radical Squadron

July 03, 2014 15:57 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

This week’s contenders: Drive-in movies vs. Drive-in diners, Snorks vs. Fraggles, Pigs on your knees vs. Ducks on your fists, Who would you rather be roommates with: SWAT Cats or Battletoads?

Episode 117: America’s Next Guy

June 26, 2014 14:38 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MB

This week’s contenders: Personal storm cloud vs. Living in the subway, Tank tracks for feet vs. Hooks for hands, Would you rather be unable to ask questions or unable to answer them, Great player on an awful team vs. Awful player on a great team.

Episode 116: Honey Boo

June 19, 2014 14:30 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MB

This week’s contenders: Would you rather be Cap’n Crunch or Captain Planet, Riding a bear with Gatling guns vs. a T-Rex with armor, Basketball guarding everyone vs. Dikembe Mutomboing all children, Laughing while dying vs. laughing yourself to death.

Episode 115: A Social Justice Podcast

June 13, 2014 04:37 - 50 minutes - 35 MB

This week’s contenders: Flying Monkey vs. Wicked Witch, Unwanted attention from a construction worker or Donald Trump, Bottomless pit vs. Spikes vs. Harmless looking but deadly water, Owning a basketball, baseball, football, or hockey team.

Episode 114: Warrior Poets

June 05, 2014 18:06 - 48 minutes - 33.2 MB

This week’s contenders: Wario vs. Waluigi, Last Train to London vs. Midnight Train to Georgia, American Ninja Warrior vs. American Podcast Warrior, and Tyler, Jordan, & Kevin Read a Website.

Episode 113: Telepeebeeesis

May 29, 2014 18:02 - 1 hour - 48.3 MB

This week’s contenders: Longboarding vs. Being able to control peanut butter, Being a lion with dreadlocks vs. A Rastafarian with a mane, Having a foreign exchange student vs. Being a foreign exchange student, Godzilla vs. Cthulhu.

Episode 112: Dr. Maya Angelou

May 15, 2014 14:45 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

This week’s contenders: Genie vs. Leprechaun, Doors vs. Windows, Having an itch you can’t scratch vs. Frequent hiccups, Cold vs. Room-temperature ketchup.

Episode 111: Velocirafter

May 08, 2014 17:38 - 1 hour - 43.4 MB

This week’s contenders: Would you rather have everybody laughing at you or everybody crying when you walk into a room, Selfies vs. Using fail as a noun, Angry Birds vs. Flappy Bird, House vs. Castle.

Episode 110: Family X Games

April 24, 2014 15:13 - 1 hour - 44.7 MB

This week’s contenders: Shaking your butt whenever you’re happy vs. Shredding all paper, Pharrell Williams vs. Will Ferrell, Followed by hungry bears vs. Followed by Goldilocks, Eating exclusively off of fine china vs. Paper plates.

Episode 109: Trudy Tective

April 15, 2014 02:46 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MB

This week’s contenders: National Treasure vs. Tomb Raider, Christopher Nolan vs. Christopher Walken, Name brand vs. Generic cereals, And vs. &.

Episode 108: Diamond-Faced Snackbackler

April 08, 2014 22:20 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MB

This week’s contenders: Riding a Moose vs. Riding a Unicycle, Restless leg syndrome vs. Paranoid conspiracy theorists, Constant pledge breaks vs. Tote bag clothing, Leaving the Matrix vs. Staying in the Matrix.

Episode 107: Newb Eyoncé

March 29, 2014 06:24 - 53 minutes - 37 MB

This week’s contenders: Catching up, Eating everything vs. Eating nothing at a dinner party, Being bronies vs. Being rabid Beyoncé fans, 20 hours of sleep vs. Minimum sleep daily.

Episode 106: My Name Is Tacos

March 07, 2014 04:36 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MB

This week’s contenders: Tying up loose ends vs. Burning bridges, Tape vs. Staples, Igloos vs. Tents, Spanish vs. French.

Episode 105: Teen Wolf Mom

February 27, 2014 21:04 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

This week’s contenders: Teen Wolf vs. Teen Mom, Pizza City vs. Burger Island, Using Baby Talk vs. Being talked to like a Baby, Gummi Bears vs. Hoverboards.

Episode 104: Band of Puppies

February 22, 2014 19:48 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MB

This week’s contenders: Iron Man vs. Dryer Man, 1000 pound cake vs. 1000 pound cakes, Luge vs. Skeleton, Having a puppy vs. Being a puppy.

Episode 103: Pierce Bronzenan

February 13, 2014 17:59 - 1 hour - 45.2 MB

This week’s contenders: Wet dogs vs. Obese elevator, All the bronze vs. One gold, Dentist vs. Eye doctor, Sochi vs. Leotards.

Episode 102: Son of Jaws

February 06, 2014 18:25 - 53 minutes - 37 MB

This week’s contenders: Titanic vs. Hindenburg, Florence vs. Rage, Graphic Tee vs. Worst Suit, Tweeting when tweeting vs. Face-booking while Facebooking.

Episode 101: Feliz Cumpleaños

January 23, 2014 19:12 - 1 hour - 51 MB

This week’s contenders: Bubble Tape vs. Big League Chew, Denim vs. Corduroy, Champagne vs. Wine. Special Guest: Feliz Cumpleaños, manager of George Hampe of GeorgeHampe.com fame.

Episode 100: The 100th Episode

January 09, 2014 20:05 - 1 hour - 64.2 MB

This week’s contenders: Letters! Murder Train vs. Spiritual Tracks, Radagast Hair vs. Bald Head Tattoo, Movies vs. Advice, LotR vs. Anime, Tweets vs. Spam, Intro vs. Outro, Runs vs. Puns, Podcasts vs. Tea. Also, ranch.

Episode 99: Season’s Eatings

December 24, 2013 06:07 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MB

This week’s CHRISTMAS contenders: Scrooge vs. Grinch, Toboggan vs. Inner Tube, Santa’s Elves vs. Legolas, Decking the halls vs. Trimming the tree, Season’s greetings vs. Happy holidays.

Episode 98: BOGO

December 20, 2013 05:41 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MB

This week’s contenders: Cozy by the fireplace vs. cozy in a blanket fort, 40% off vs. BOGO, Stranded in the middle of a desert vs. The middle of an ocean, Super spy vs. Super fly.

Episode 97: Pick & Roll

December 13, 2013 00:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MB

This week’s contenders: Pimping your ride vs. buying a new car, Social IQ vs. Music IQ, Aladdin cosplay vs. John Van John cosplay, Zee vs. Zed, A small group of large cowboys vs. A large group of small cowboys.

Episode 96: Drunkle and Hamma

December 01, 2013 21:32 - 1 hour - 43.9 MB

This week’s contenders: Disappointing road trip vs. Thanksgiving alone, Turducken vs. Fried Turkey, Drunkle & Hamma vs. Kid’s table, Buckles vs. Feathers.

Episode 95: A Horse With No Name

November 22, 2013 21:57 - 1 hour - 44.7 MB

This week’s contenders: OZ vs. Narnia, Han Solo vs. Blondie, Tootsie Pop vs. Blowpop, Air Bud vs. MVP.

Episode 94: Kwah Sahnz

November 14, 2013 06:43 - 1 hour - 44.3 MB

This week’s contenders: Frisbees vs. Boomerangs, Croissants vs. Biscuits, Forever reading aloud vs. Written tourettes, No cutting or shaving of hair vs. Forever tiara.

Episode 93: deadmau5

October 31, 2013 13:52 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

This week’s HALLOWEEN contenders: Being pursued by the world’s skeletons or A crafty shape shifter, Pumpkin porch or Pumpkin head, Haunted house vs. Corn maze, Zombie date or Ghost date (dad).

Episode 92: Let Out Your Dog

October 24, 2013 15:59 - 1 hour - 42.5 MB

This week’s contenders: Hair made of cotton candy vs. Mustache made of twizzlers, Time-Turner vs. Luck Potion, Part cat vs. Part dog, Doctor vs. Lawyer vs. Indian Chief.

Episode 91: Dos Años

October 17, 2013 05:18 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MB

This week’s contenders: Fruit Roll-Ups vs. Fruit by the Foot, Boba Fett vs Dog the Bounty Hunter, Water Balloons vs. Snowballs, Model Railroader vs. Model/Railroader.

Episode 90: Carpe Miley

October 10, 2013 23:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MB

This week’s contenders: Pumpkin Spice Lattes vs. Uggs, Sleeping on a bed of nails vs. a bed of burning coals, Possessed by the ghost of Patrick Swayze or Jim Varney, Five minutes to say whatever you want to Miley Cyrus now or in 2008.

Episode 89: The Original Kings of the Forest

October 03, 2013 15:57 - 1 hour - 42.3 MB

This week’s contenders: Tire Swing vs. Tree House, Glitter Sneeze vs. Sneeze Cusser, Audiobooks vs. Podcasts, Speeder Bikes vs. Tauntaun.

Episode 88: The Elephant in the Room

September 26, 2013 21:39 - 1 hour - 45.5 MB

This week’s contenders: Elephant in the Room vs. Monkey on Your Back, English Dragon vs. Chinese Dragon, Teen Girl Handwriting vs. Cargo Shorts, Cuttlefish vs. Cuddling Fish.

Episode 87: Katniss AsEverdeen

September 19, 2013 21:48 - 1 hour - 42.4 MB

This week’s contenders: Knights vs. Vikings, Fighting Fat Albert or Simon & Garfunkel, Milk Date vs. Food Thief, Vegan vs. Bug Eatin’.

Episode 86: Psalty

September 12, 2013 18:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MB

This week’s contender’s: Salty vs. Sweet, Naked Class Dream vs. Unprepared Final Dream, Brunch vs. Fourthmeal, Versus vs. WYR.

Episode 85: Salvador Dali Parton

September 06, 2013 14:36 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MB

This week’s contenders: Bacon vs. Breakfast Sausage, Who would you rather have jump out of a cake naked: Salvador Dali or Weird Al Yankovic, Fighting your 19-year-old self or four of your 5-year-old self, Megashark vs Megabus.

Episode 84: A Big Big House

August 29, 2013 22:30 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MB

This week’s contenders: Giant house but eternal bachelor vs. Tiny house and happily married, Mythbusters vs. Ghostbusters, Hard Shell Taco vs. Soft Shell Taco, Hayden Christensen or Jake Lloyd after Star Wars Episodes I-III.

Episode 83: LIVE at the Arcade Comedy Theater

August 18, 2013 02:26 - 1 hour - 51 MB

LIVE SHOW! This week’s contenders: Ex Beer vs. Kennywood Hitler, No Cell Phone vs. No Thumb, North West vs. Blue Ivy, Poutine vs. Pierogies, Flood vs. Dog Sled, Video Games vs. Pot Roast, Sharktopus vs. Platypus-Wolverine, Ferris Wheel vs. Movie Theater.