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This week’s contenders: Keanu Reeves vs. Taylor Lautner, COBRA Command (G.I. Joe) vs. Cobra Kai (Karate Kid), 5 years in a Zoo vs. 5 months in Prison. $1000000 to spend on Shoes or Cheese, Wearing an Eternal Aluminum Shirt vs. Talons for Hands.