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Ninjas vs. Podcast
170 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 64 ratingsNinjas vs. Pirates type questions answered weekly.
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Episodes
Episode 171: Jordan Got Married
October 20, 2021 18:38 - 1 hour - 49.2 MBA year ago Jordan got married. A year later Tyler finally edited an episode we recorded right before the ceremony. Kevin & Adam were also there. Enjoy.
Episode 170: Fun Fact About the Boys
October 14, 2018 13:05 - 1 hour - 53.7 MBThis week’s contenders: Ghost life vs. Reincarnation, Muss vs. Fuss, Bad beer vs. Bad liquor, Fast travel vs. Bag of holding.
Episode 168: Leather Daddies
October 03, 2016 14:25 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBThis week’s contenders: Cooking vs. Bartending, SPAM Slam vs. Ham Scam, Punk Rock Uncle Sam vs. Goth Santa, Suffering slings and arrows vs. Taking arms against them.
Episode 167: Oops All Tanks
May 21, 2016 15:30 - 1 hour - 48.1 MBThis week’s contenders: Zorro vs. Batman, Robot Wars vs. Junkyard Wars, No woman, no cry vs. No shirt, no shoes, no service, Shredded but weak vs. Fat but strong.
Episode 166: Beakman’s World
April 25, 2016 23:54 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MBThis week’s contenders: A-Team vs. MacGyver, “Batman vs. Superman” vs. “Freddy vs. Jason,” Sunny day vs. Rainy day, Obama vs. Mitt Romney.
Episode 165: Kevin Said Some Stupid Stuff And Ate A Chip
April 09, 2016 16:42 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MBThis week’s contenders: Hippies vs. Frat Bros, Gyroscopes vs. Gyros, Killing Hitler vs. Winning the lottery, John Cena vs. Danny DeVito.
Episode 164: Watermelons, Right?
March 17, 2016 02:21 - 50 minutes - 34.4 MBThis week’s contenders: Fairy Boat vs. Ferry Godmother, Get up vs. Get down, Rock Lobster vs. Lobstrosity, Bebop vs. Rocksteady.
Episode 163: Everybody Loves Rey Mond
February 25, 2016 03:22 - 50 minutes - 34.7 MBThis week’s contenders: Dark Vader vs. Kylo Ren, Pizza chain vs. Donut chain, Gargoyles vs. Street Sharks, Fast vs. Furious.
Episode 162: Greek Odds
February 06, 2016 18:53 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBThis week’s contenders: Broncos vs. Panthers, Greece vs. Grease, Nancy Sinatra vs. Nancy Reagan, Powerball vs. Belle of the Ball.
Episode 161: The Scottish Podcast
January 24, 2016 03:03 - 1 hour - 45 MBThis week’s contenders: Close proximity relationship vs. Separate time zones, Stinkbugs vs. Ladybugs, Crumbs vs. Rinds, Be a dragon vs. Have a dragon.
Episode 160: Space Away
January 07, 2016 02:21 - 1 hour - 41.4 MBThis week’s contenders: Island vs. Deep Space, Surfer vs. Lawyer, Spanish Flea vs. Girl from Ipanema, Axe vs. Multiple collars popped.
Episode 159: Giuliani Ate a Pizza Once
December 24, 2015 20:22 - 1 hour - 47.6 MBThis week’s contenders: Christmas dinner vs. Christmas cookies, Sleigh rides vs. Open fire, Make it rain vs. Let it snow, Tim Allen vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Episode 158: Goethe’s Yurte
December 10, 2015 06:09 - 1 hour - 47.7 MBThis week’s contenders: 8 crazy nights vs. 8 relaxed evenings, No birthday presents vs. No holiday presents, Litterbug vs. Jitterbug, Mickey Mouse vs. Goethe’s house.
Episode 157: America’s Got Drake
December 03, 2015 04:33 - 1 hour - 43 MBThis week’s contenders: Hotline Bling vs. Whip / Nae Nae, Fallout Shelter vs. Fallout Boy, Warm toilet seat vs. Cold toilet seat, Golden Girls vs. Gilmore Girls.
Episode 156: Hella Beans
November 03, 2015 14:03 - 1 hour - 43.4 MBThis week’s contenders: Opening up a can of worms vs. Spilling the beans, Jack Skellington vs. Jack Frost, Slytherin vs. Lannister.
Episode 155: Fleekin’
October 13, 2015 04:38 - 1 hour - 41.8 MBThis week’s contenders: Pineapples vs. Pinewood derbies, Pizza rat vs. Duck army, Magic unibrow vs. Accordions for legs, Elevator vs. Ramen.
Episode 154: Ranch Hands
October 05, 2015 04:11 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBThis week’s contenders: Prince vs. Queen, Chicken fingers vs. Ranch hands, Sully vs. Donkey, Theme Park vs. Adventure Cruise vs. Safari.
Episode 153: Uncle Comedy
September 28, 2015 04:23 - 1 hour - 47.7 MBThis week’s contenders: Adult Kickball vs. Kid MMA, St. Vincent vs. Sufjan Stevens, Bulletproof vs. Immune to disease, Vindication vs. Vin Diesel
Episode 152: Cena Round Town
September 16, 2015 04:04 - 1 hour - 43 MBThis week’s contenders: 100% JOHN CENA. Camping trip gone wrong vs. Book club, Road rage vs. Express checkout, Pumping up vs. Comforting, John vs. Jesse.
Episode 151: Thank You John Cena
August 20, 2015 04:11 - 1 hour - 42 MBThis week’s contenders: IKEA vs. Meatballs, Snape Hair vs. Dr. Emmett Brown Hair, Eating Sand vs. Anime Swords, Island Time vs. A New York Minute.
Episode 150: Deez Nups
July 17, 2015 18:56 - 1 hour - 50.7 MBThis week’s contenders: Wedding Owl vs. Wedding Snake, Bridesmen vs. Groomsmaids, iTunes vs. DJ, First Dance vs. Last Dance.
Episode 149: Dude Ads
July 03, 2015 23:42 - 56 minutes - 39.1 MBThis week’s contenders: Crosswords vs. Sudoku, Flim-flams vs. Doo-dads, Slam vs. Jam, Bill Nye vs. Mr. Rogers.
Episode 148: Conditional Love
June 18, 2015 03:45 - 1 hour - 43.3 MBThis week’s contenders: Rich & Ugly vs. Poor & Handsome, Wet Socks vs. Never Shampooing, Clichés vs. Lyrics from Disney songs, Giant hornets vs. Great white.
Episode 147: Radical Honesty
May 29, 2015 19:09 - 1 hour - 45.4 MBThis week’s contenders: Telling all truths vs. All lies, Minstrel vs. Butler, Being a man-child vs. Unrecognizable, Circus vs. Carnival.
Episode 146: Ghost in the Michelle
May 16, 2015 16:54 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MBThis week’s contenders: Nowhere man in a nowhere land vs. Barbie girl in a Barbie world, Bad Robots vs. Mutant Enemies, Longboard Barkley vs. Bucket Shaq, Teens vs. Corrupt politicians, Barack vs. The Rock.
Episode 145: BoatPics.gov
April 24, 2015 20:33 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MBThis week’s contenders: Beer vs. Poetry, Always pooping when you pee vs. Throwing up instead of going to the bathroom, Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter vs. Terence Fletcher from Whiplash, Being Kardashian famous vs. Being the head of your own cult.
Episode 144: Josh Groban Body Pillow
April 05, 2015 01:52 - 48 minutes - 33.3 MBThis week’s contenders: Seth Rogen vs. Josh Groban, Dodge Ball vs. Dodge Viper, Batmen vs. Celebrity confusion, Easter Bunny vs. Krampus.
Episode 143: Rollercop Industries
March 27, 2015 19:47 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MBThis week’s contenders: Robocop vs. Rollercop, Agent Dale Cooper vs. Dale the Chipmunk, Baseball mitts for hands vs. Flippers for feet, Booing Mailpeople vs. Slow clapping at meetings.
Episode 142: Nick Cannon’s Unlimited Internet
March 20, 2015 23:24 - 54 minutes - 37.1 MBThis week’s contenders: Living wifi hotspot vs. Vomiting big macs, Bad ballet dancer vs. Bad Orchestra member, Butter for fingers vs. Butterfingers for fingers, Jaden Smith vs. Kim Jong Un.
Episode 141: Superb Hours
March 07, 2015 16:36 - 1 hour - 41.6 MBThis week’s contenders: Tribbles vs. Gremlins, No one getting your references vs. Not getting any references, Scotch tape vs. Scotch whisky, Nicolas Cage Superman or Nic Cage Batman.
Episode 140: Hotguy
February 26, 2015 16:12 - 54 minutes - 37.8 MBThis week’s contenders: Cupid vs. Hawkeye, Receiving chocolates vs. Receiving lingerie, Braggy Couples vs. Bitter singles, Never giving you up vs. Never letting you down.
Episode 139: Guy’s Guys
February 08, 2015 16:18 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MBThis week’s contenders: Guy Fieri’s Hair vs. Goatee, Dancing like nobody’s watching vs. Loving like you’ve never been hurt, Top Chef vs. Hell’s Kitchen, Long lines vs. Unpopped Ears.
Episode 138: Tums Gum, The Chewing Chalk
February 01, 2015 03:38 - 1 hour - 41.9 MBThis week’s contenders: Anthropomorphized Animals vs. Items, Weak Toilet Paper vs. Chewing Chalk, Frasier vs. Family Matters, Glittered Sweat vs. Follow That Car.
Episode 137: Honk Honk
January 24, 2015 00:10 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MBThis week’s contenders: Rita Skeeter vs. Skeeter Valentine, All spoiled movies vs. No recommended movies, Milkshake vs. Cappuccino, Commander Shepard vs. Captain Kirk.
Episode 136: Happy Boys
January 08, 2015 20:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MBThis week’s contenders: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S Hologram Moon vs. Lizard Overlords, Pirate vs. Lost Boy, Ride vs. Drive, Training Luke vs. Anakin.
Episode 135: Blair Witch Project Runway
December 24, 2014 17:10 - 1 hour - 46.7 MBThis week’s contenders: Full House Xmas vs. Home Improvement Xmas, Rooty-toot-toots vs. Rummy-tum-tums, Tinsel vs. Wrapping Paper, TV specials vs. Xmas movies, A Xmas Carol vs. A Xmas Story, Hermie the Elf vs. Bernard the Elf.
Episode 134: The Krampus Clause
December 13, 2014 19:33 - 1 hour - 43.5 MBThis week’s contenders: Mannheim Steamroller vs. Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Krampus vs Santa, Eidetic memory vs. Limited precognition, No presents but family vs. Presents but alone.
Episode 133: Alf by Alfwest
December 05, 2014 20:31 - 1 hour - 44.7 MBThis week’s contenders: Chewbacca vs. Chewing tobacco, Joker vs. Jackass, Isolation vs. Eternal repetition, Ruby slippers vs. Rubeus Hagrid.
Episode 132: Ham
November 27, 2014 17:07 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MBThis week’s contenders: Turkey vs. Ham, Connected movement vs. Connected speech, Half your height vs. Twice your weight, Garfield vs. Dilbert.
Episode 131: A Whaley Good Time
November 20, 2014 20:04 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBThis week’s contenders: AN IMPORTANT UPDATE, Tramp stamp vs. Belly button piercing, New car smell vs. Euphoric fire smell, No bad drivers vs. No lines, Sharingan eyes vs. Cyclops eyes.
Episode 130: Obamas
November 06, 2014 19:01 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MBThis week’s contenders: Hair-mouth vs. Tongue-head, Decaf coffee vs. Non-alcoholic beer, Choose Your Own Adventure vs. Goosebumps, Bawdy limerick vs. Respected but disliked novel.
Episode 129: Dreamy Boys Baby-Sitters Club
October 31, 2014 18:11 - 53 minutes - 37 MBThis week’s contenders: Child star vs. Old star, Hardy Boys vs. The Baby-Sitters Club, The Giving Tree vs. The Giver, One-man Band vs. Blue Man Group.
Episode 128: Seitan & Cheeses
October 16, 2014 17:55 - 58 minutes - 39.9 MBThis week’s contenders: Warm beer vs. Flat soda vs. Weak coffee, Chester A. Arthur vs. William Taft, No meats vs. No dairy, Occasional fear vs. Constant peeves.
Episode 127: Eyyyyy
October 10, 2014 01:41 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBThis week’s contenders: Porch couch vs. Aboveground pool, Perfect impressions vs. Perfect fluency, Stones inside shoe vs. Stuck to your shoe, Homeless texts vs. MySpace communication.
Episode 126: Sweet Jumps & Dunks
October 02, 2014 16:09 - 54 minutes - 37.1 MBThis week’s contenders: Candles vs. Torches, Plants vs. Zombies, Switchblades vs. Brass knuckles, Rockets vs. the Rockettes.
Episode 125: Macurassic Park
September 19, 2014 17:11 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MBThis week’s contenders: MineCraft vs. Kraft mine, 1 ear deaf vs. 1 hour of internet a week, Smartphone brain vs. Inspector Gadget hands, Hogwarts Owl vs. Kimmunicator.
Episode 124: Dragona Ballsy
September 12, 2014 16:13 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MBThis week’s contenders: Football vs. Ballet, Octodad vs. Octomom, Earbuds vs. Headphones, Doritos vs. Pringles.
Episode 123: Codcast
September 04, 2014 19:59 - 1 hour - 42 MBThis week’s contenders: Indie Video Games vs. Indie Movies, Original songs vs. Parodies, Always cosplay vs. Everyone cosplays as you, Kirk Cameron vs. Robin Thicke.
Episode 122: Max Scenic
August 21, 2014 22:03 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MBThis week’s contenders: Walmart Guy vs. Starbucks App Guy, Rocking Chair vs. Spinny Chair, 2D vs. 4D, Tom Selleck Mustache vs. Sam Elliott Mustache.
Episode 121: Eternal Moonshine of the Spotless Mind
August 07, 2014 18:09 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBThis week’s contenders: Getting paid in gum vs. Getting paid in hugs, Perfect memory vs. Being able to selectively forget anything, Throwing up vs. Having a migraine, Being pandered to vs. Being pandaed to.