Liquor License
347 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsTwo friends traverse the world of film, sports, culture, history and hip hop in this comedy podcast. The handsome gents take you down their past, present and attempt to predict the future.
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LL 424 "Hungry Homies"
September 01, 2023 01:58 - 1 hour - 51.1 MBBrandon has an aggravating hour before the show. The boys stay hydrated. Full on dad vs Brandon pizza discussion. There’s a place we can’t order from anymore. We said “playboy” first, well second to Puffy. Finally an Oppenheimer review. Getting ready for a trip. J Edgar Hoover and Tom Sizemore were black, you heard it here. Caesar had comic relief and Psy may have ruined the world. Birdman invested in Never Hungover and we’re glad you invested your time listening.
LL 423 "Main Character Syndrome"
August 25, 2023 03:31 - 1 hour - 51.7 MBBrandon promises to stop with the doom and gloom he has been spouting for months. But then they talk briefly about the homeless and thieves. We really have a weird relationship with Elon Musk. Dusse and Backwoods podcast gets a shout out. Are we narcissists for doing a podcast? What is happening to people in public isn't normal and they have a term for it. Credere exposes Charity hospital which is featured in a new apple tv show (apple tv gets a lot of praise as well). Brandon reviews the en...
LL 422 "Ventura Vibes"
August 18, 2023 03:29 - 1 hour - 48.4 MBBrandon promises to stop saying "gnomesayin", LL contest: How many times does he say it on this episode? THC overload. Ooooo Weeee Business Review and the trends do not look good. Millenials and Gen Z do not save for retirement and basically don't give a fuck, we can't say we blame them. Go out to eat fest 2023: More than Waffles and Big Gay Erns. Encino highlights. The Spot and why black people have taken over the hookah industry the last 10 years.
LL 421 "Beat Theaters"
August 11, 2023 03:01 - 1 hour - 48.8 MBWe delve into some films and entertainment news. Weekend Brandon. Credere has some sea bass....ooooo weeee. Meg 2 review and synopsis. RIP Paul Reubens. Salad babies. Everyone in LA has their guard up and is on strike. Rampant theft and the demoralizing of a city. New Year's Eve with Grandma Hubert and smell a vision, root beer smell was da bomb (like Dre's new single). Chauncey as a name. Depew at a centennial. What a show!
LL 420 "Budsmokers Only"
August 04, 2023 00:01 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBOn this 420 episode we try out Cherry Jane again and Highatus gummies. Knock at the Cabin is yet another M Night movie that completely fucking gets ruined in the second act much like his past 7 films, yuck. We then go deep into these topics: the Rockerfeller school system still in place, aliens are real and no one cares, paintdowns, calling after 9, and people not having joy. Why aren’t vasectomies illegal in conservative states? Black Tony. Johnie Cochran shout out. Brandon has an idea of w...
LL 419 "Willenium"
July 28, 2023 03:49 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBBrandon gets some gifts. Ohtani thoughts and brief glimpse into what LL Sports will be like, get ready, Why baseball doesn't resonate with black youth. A breakdown of Will Smith albums (don't ask why). The Pak MGM, Best Friend, and a really bad youtube commercial. Going to see Vacation. Birthday weekend wrap-up and the absurdity of trying to see a movie with a pink jacketed manager.
LL 418 "Federal"
July 21, 2023 02:47 - 1 hour - 48.3 MBCredere enjoys a cold beer. Brandon's last days of 41 have him thinking of numerology. Some great health news. Credere talks about the film business and how certain interview styles can have you entertained without watching. Chad Michael Murray and Depew don't mix. Social anxiety again and why we'd rather stay home. Viper security systems. We just have to live with the homeless. Cannabis grow updates, take your turmeric.
LL 417 "Marvel vs DC"
July 14, 2023 03:32 - 1 hour - 50.4 MBWe discuss the business behind the DC/Marvel box office battle, after Credere gives his review of the Flash. Watch bupkis on Peacock, Creed fucks! Credere likes an easy serial show to wind down. The State of Tipping 2023: enough. A gentleman's guide to maintaining your cash. Miss Cleo needs to lose weight. Audience poll: should Cleo meet her son? liquor_license_podcast on instagram [email protected]
LL 416 "Fabricators of The USA"
July 07, 2023 04:10 - 1 hour - 53.2 MBWe start by discussing the past 4th festivities and why LA just does not stop with fireworks. Tales from the liquor store: Stump & Brandy. The summer before college was 24 years ago for the boys and Brandon looks back at the hectic month of August 1999. Another Beatles segue: comparisons to modern hip hop labels and Catcher in the Rye. Is Louisanna that deadly and why? Shout out to Juvenile and No Limit Records. People who just lie about stories and what becomes of them. All of this and a wh...
LL 415 "Thievery Corporation"
June 30, 2023 04:44 - 1 hour - 48.4 MBBrandon fresh off an endoscopy and Michael Jackson juice, HEE HEE, has a clean bill of health. We discuss men's health and some steps you need to take at every age. How bad turbulence is and how people can sleep during it. Brandon borrowed a cd and had an electronic music phase. New scams: blow torch (enough), no gas and piss jug bandit. Red Rocket is highly recommended as is The Rocketeer. The Three Tenors and their place in the Dziengielewski household. Listener questions: liquorlicensepo...
LL 414 "Tip Toes"
June 23, 2023 04:16 - 1 hour - 49.3 MBWe switch from sports to hip-hop relevance in an instant, be ready. Wu-Tang Forever retrospect. Brandon gets his car back. Men who don't work with women. What is causing social anxiety for Brandon? Movie reviews: Rampage, Flamin, Meg, Knocked Up, Gremlin 2, Way of Water and Dog, yep no one said they were good. Then this miracle of a film was viewed: Tip Toes. We recommend everyone watch it and get back to us [email protected]
LL 413 "Homo Naledi"
June 16, 2023 03:56 - 1 hour - 47.8 MBDon't know if it was a not so busy week but the boys talk sports (not for long and it's kinda scattered). Rockstar golf. Going to see Joe List and his openers. Brandon never really understood the name Paul Bearer. RIP Iron Sheik; a quick remembrance for the wrestling fans. Beast Mode is in Bottoms, check out the trailer. A member of the human family tree that does not exist anymore, we guess why. Worst animal you ever hit with a car aka The Most Zoo Radio bit ever. Why do you listen, no it's...
LL 412 "Jizz Humidor"
June 09, 2023 03:43 - 1 hour - 46.6 MBReal brief sports wrap up. Semen drop off. Brandon has to deal with an old man that has a 22 year old "girlfriend". The Arby's breed. Bad fashion: black stone washed jeans. Golf plans and oooo weee review. Emans first birthday at Marina del Rey. Shout out Daryl's in Carson, CA. $50 to fill up gas?! Boys and Girls club talk. Buffalo thong: a remembrance.
LL 411 "What's The 411"
June 02, 2023 05:38 - 1 hour - 48.3 MBSports talk (short) and Rap bobbleheads. Video of homes for sale on IG with rap tracks behind them; know your audience. The Magnolia projects and cooking in jail. Oooo Weee review: flower overstock, lemonade the store, and WeedWorking. Golfing: the ins and outs, this past weekend, Brandon's sunburn and fake tanning. Brandon's 90 days of hell as a telemarketer in the year 2000. Credere finally sees Air, Brandon watches The Machine and they both watched the Rodzilla doc, well maybe only half.
LL 410 "The Hunchbacks of Studio City"
May 26, 2023 04:14 - 1 hour - 51 MBWe give our respects to Jim Brown, Tina Turner and the Lakers. Credere has only seen Beetlejuice once. Round Ball Rock and what a cornball John Tesh is. Vent segment: quest diagnostics and enterprise rental cars. Yucca app, not a sponsor but we give a shout out. How do aliens have sex, E.T. sex? Culture High documentary review. Where does the time go in a day; the boys contemplate this fascinating topic.
LL 409 "Epstein Island Boys"
May 19, 2023 03:51 - 1 hour - 48 MBBrandon cannot pronounce covid correctly because of his accent or because he is in the middle of the worst cold in 2 years. Getting an ultrasound. Being a godfather and the bilingual mass; communion talk. Evilness, AI, and vanity are sending this country down a weird, rapidly increasing march to disaster. Brandon finally finds out about Epstein. That gambling tick. Short Sports convo on Lakers and NFL schedules.
LL 408 "Confessions"
May 12, 2023 05:59 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBWe again start with ooo wee talk (short this week). We then discuss Soulja Boy and other celebs. Studio City is the place to get your lawn stolen. Brandon has to go to confession, Credere explains why he went the last time. Gangsta shit and demon time: the Credere manifesto. Two weekends two outings: Reptile Zoo and Cholo party. What will become of jobs not if but when AI takes over.
LL 407 "Creatine Spiderman"
May 05, 2023 04:34 - 1 hour - 54.1 MBWe start with an OOOOO WEEEE review that will blow your doors off. Growing, the pax, new weed sponsors, and the problem with gelato. The Writer's Strike of 2007 left a bad taste in Brandon's mouth, so they discussed this one from both sides. Haircut books in the 90s were a white thing. Air is a continuation of Americana in film and more spoilers about the film. We had fun and if you did leave a review and tell a friend.
LL 406 "We Got The Meats"
April 28, 2023 03:44 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBFirst and foremost R.I.P. Jerry Springer, the boys offer a warm remembrance. Mr. B the librarian was a weird creep. Coldest beer in town guy has Brandon overthinking for zero reason. The 4/20 sale is only on 4/20 never forget. OOOOH WEEEE Review: Mac 1 (Dre) and Jealousy for golf. Arby's: the best American fast food chain that specializes in roast beef. Dear Mama first two episodes and "Pac Talk".
LL 405 "Not So Live From The 405"
April 21, 2023 16:11 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBWe hope you are celebrating 4/20 by listening to this fantastic episode. We give some tips and suggestions for your green holiday. Brandon has another neurosis weekend including but not limited to Big Lebowski screening and Luke's birthday. Credere waxes poetic about hot dogs and gamey meats. Bum with a Mercedes is riding high off the hog. Bath bomb really messes up Brandon's tub. Another discussion about getting wiser and watching the booze.
LL 404 "Error Page Not Found"
April 14, 2023 04:03 - 1 hour - 45.6 MBShort NBA playoff talk (sorry).Easter this year and the good times of Easter past. He has risen. Credere has a tale of his cousin's rise to glory without the help of the NFL. More money more problems like my man Puff say. Conscience decision to not use the word "choice". We gush over Busta Rhymes and his ability to pick producers. J Cole why should we care?
LL 403 "The Dave Episode"
April 07, 2023 04:12 - 1 hour - 49.4 MBBrandon is three year alcohol sober. The wutang series, its flaws, and surprisingly poignant moments. Dave the show, the de la soul creator and a good for that guy. AOL free discs and Triangle of Sadness review. Kick ass ep doggies.
LL 402 "SuperButts"
March 31, 2023 03:33 - 56 minutes - 42.4 MBSo we heard you don't like sports, so a quick sports round-up. Brandon donates his hair and explains the stylings of That Kid They Call Billy. Mullet. Party city sucks. The drive to Whittier is aggravating. Veronica's RHOM 40th birthday bash. Why not change of your marketing Supercuts?
LL 401 "Second Thoughts"
March 24, 2023 03:40 - 1 hour - 58 MBWell we have many “talks” today: chiropractor, entertainment industry, and beating off tales of yore. Glass stemware is atrocious to Brandon. Credere gets dirty about satanists. A religion class tale that could’ve really led to some shenanigans. Credere was gangsta in third grade, best believe. The guy who wears a mask in a porno isn’t fooling anyone.
LL 400 "400 Degree$"
March 17, 2023 04:56 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBTo celebrate the 400th episode the boys get deep, so deep...you know the rest. Topics including but not limited to: the Oscars, Chris Rock, and last time we cared. Ghost kitchen name roundup. Worst tattoos and if we had any close calls. We discuss the planet and religion in a very cerebral (for us) segue. Addiction and that young young. Celebrate 400 episodes with us by telling a friend and leaving us a review on any platform you are listening on.
LL 399 "Schedule Perfection"
March 10, 2023 04:41 - 1 hour - 47.2 MBNew segment: this week in headlines. Ancient dildos and Steven "The Commie' Seagal. Good for that guy: Geno Smith....until Credere crowns Brandon this week's "good for that guy" because of his scheduling mastery. Round-up of DJ and Paulie's LA trip with a mix pack of beverages. Arizona talk! Strip malls galore, you whore. By the time the Dziengielewskis get to Arizona; the wedding saga.
LL 398 "Cameos"
March 03, 2023 04:44 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBWe are joined by two guests Paulie and DJ. The audio is a bit off but stick with it, it’s a good one. Super fan and 716it group owner Paulie fills us in on being at all the Bills games this year and the blizzard. DJ is days away from being married and in the wedding anxiety phase. We talk unicycles, sports, He Man the stripper and Andy Reid. We talk about the Comedy Store show from the night before. Credere drops “hubcap knowledge”.
LL 397 "Watch The Throne"
February 24, 2023 06:50 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBWe come in hot with an ooooo weeee review. We switch topics to a blind taste test of new beverages: Hop Smash and Prime by Jake Paul (also discussed). EIS: Crederes Oyster Bay and Hollywood recap. Jordan Peele discussion. Hipster definition and is it just LA style. This was a barn burner so make sure to check out the IG: liquorlicensepodcast where you can see Brandon’s new ring.
LL 396 “Milf Manor”
February 17, 2023 04:35 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBThe review of Super Bowl 57; lousy sequels, great game, and what’s ahead. No vista of no view for Brandon. Why do courses force foursomes on you? A quick take on The Last of Us. The best new show on tv. Leave a review if you like the show or even if you hate it.
LL 395 "Alien Fresh & So Clean"
February 10, 2023 03:53 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBBrandon wants you to enjoy the SuperBowl while munching on Aliens. Credere suggests you never judge a book by it's cover unless it's written by a Black author during Black History Month. Overall stay stress free because Nate Dogg left us too soon.
LL 394 "Flash Mobs"
February 03, 2023 04:18 - 56 minutes - 42 MBWe discussed a new noodle snack; Rap Snacks (yes same as the chips). Master P is really trying to help people who are down and out. Facial hair minute: Credere stays the same, since 4th grade and Brandon is ever changing. Is Cliff Booth rated R Forrest Gump? The boredom of Brandon's life has him figuring out lotto probabilities, wonderful. EIS: DC's new slate, James Gunn, Avatar, and You People review.
LL 393 "Black Or White"
January 27, 2023 04:37 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBCredere brings Brandon a Damar Hamlin sweatshirt and they recap what happened in divisional round weekend play. They make Super Bowl picks and really dislike Ken Dorsey. Jurassic World Dominion review. Brandon has a 3 hour limit at a bar and he explains his rationale. Credere discusses Baton Rouge and mosquitos. 40th birthdays and bars that change names. Michael Jackson really tried to change the world with his music, everything else aside.
LL 392 "RIP LWD"
January 20, 2023 02:53 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBThis episode is dedicated to Credere’s grandmother, with sad souls. Super wild Card weekend review and division round preview. Michael McDonald vs Mike McDaniels. Beat off dildo bum. B.U.M. Equipment = shorts over jeans. Why some cities house migrants: votes. Brandon has a podcast interview revealing his only credit on television. 90s sketch shows. Podcast gift bags; a revelation.
LL 391 "Up In Smoke"
January 13, 2023 04:36 - 1 hour - 48.4 MBBrandon gives an epilogue to his flavored tobacco rant from 90. Stop using crisp apple for soda/seltzer/anything and Credere says shove the cinnamon up your butt corporate America. National Title game and Stetson Bennet IV chances in the NFL. Breakdown of super wild card weekend. The meat and potatoes of the episode: Album battle - Get Rich or Die Trying VS The Documentary. Brandon has research, Credere has real life stories, and we give you a champion. Smoke one.
LL 390 "Entertainment"
January 06, 2023 05:09 - 1 hour - 60.1 MBThe guys start out by talking about the stupid new cigarette laws and other annoying things. NoLa is also a do over location. Brandon proceeds to explain what an Entertainment book is, it's Groupon but with paper coupons. Credere's family does not use coupons unless they are available at Staples online. He also was dressed like Roc so we discussed the sitcom. We have to discuss the Damar Hamlin hit and consequent nightmare Brandon watched live. Prayers are with the Hamlin family. Uber driver...
LL 389 "Afromations"
December 30, 2022 04:05 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBWe recount Brandon's holiday journey to Florida. Along the way we discuss booze, oooh weeee, pierogies, manatees, and what Florida the state would look like in a strip mall. We discuss the Blizzard of 2022 and mourn those lost in Buffalo and around the country. Southwest will be no more after this flight fiasco. Brandon gets a hat hutch. We found the real meaning of Christmas magic. Soon enough you'll be able to enjoy some LL magic with a new shirt idea we pitch. A Catholic mass banger. Happ...
LL 388 "A Beatles Christmas"
December 23, 2022 06:52 - 58 minutes - 42.9 MBIn our sixth annual office christmas party extravaganza we get crunk! First we take a look back at the most talked about topics on the show this past year to Credere's dismay. Some personal gains and hopes for the future. Brandon tries to break down how The Beatles are the only comparison to 2pac. Drake somehow gets involved and a history lesson is given, you're welcome. Tripledemic the sequel. Bad commercials and the Tom Cruise commercial. Bullet Train. In a real manly battle the boys pit ...
LL 387 "Good Samaritan"
December 16, 2022 05:17 - 1 hour - 43.9 MBWere coming in hot…..with PSAs, what will happen to LA and what could actually “help” the situation. Brandons scammers. A look at the Lakers. Drunk guy annoys the guys. Deaf Guy Uber. Watts 1992. Feeling bad for people who buy the troll hair, fake chain, etc. of the losing team. Enjoy this one peeps.
LL 386 "A Ravishing Idea"
December 09, 2022 05:21 - 59 minutes - 42.5 MBBrandon can't stop doing Macho Man, doing Macho Man...yeah! Two BIG ideas are discussed: LA is using the concept of inclusion when it comes to homelessness and they shouldn't & a new bill pay app that we are begging you don't steal. LL is for men who wanna be smooth mafuckas and women, per Brandon. Credere explains his penchant for the holidays. Good for that Guy: Coach Prime. Val Venus and wrestling talk...yeah! Hallmark xmas movies are written from a program, no living person could write t...
LL 385 "String Bean Nipples"
December 02, 2022 05:44 - 1 hour - 48.5 MBWe discuss thanksgiving and why certain people celebrate the way they do. We also have a look at how parts is the country still hire based on race: college football. Good for that guy: Mike White. We look at why Russell Wilson is so bad, credere does not believe the hype. But Chuck D does when doing a Marv Albert impression. Hollis the amnesia crackhead. ABC Sports ™️presents Brandon’s Saturday Leisure Sports Day. Brandon lived a Christmas movie and is just realizing it.
LL 384 "Thoughtful Thoughts"
November 24, 2022 08:12 - 1 hour - 48.5 MBWe depart from the fast paced style of last week to offer a more in-depth look at thoughtfulness. If we’re lacking or above average. We talk short sports: Ed O’Bannon thank you, NFL and NCAA standings and watching The Replacements. Core values vs personal likes. We hope you’re all thoughtful this Thanksgiving. Your gift from us is an episode a day early, you and your whole family is welcome.
LL 383 "Derail-athon 2022"
November 18, 2022 05:28 - 1 hour - 46 MBWe go rapid fire with these topics: Chappelle on SNL, jean jacket wearing 71 year old security guard, Peyton Manning hosting CMAs, two in the pink shooter guy, getting locked out, sweetflower delivery guy, and a mexican guy working out with no shirt and man tits. If that isn't enough we have a meaningful discussion about being a Xenniel and naming of generations. OOOOO WEEEE review: Garlic Blossom by A Golden State. WASSUP: Lorises and their elbow venom New segment added alert: Good for ...
LL 382 "Power Ball Z"
November 11, 2022 05:05 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBThe boys discuss the LA mayors race, the rain and Josh Allen’s injury. Brandon has a surreal moment back in the alley. Credere has some light hearted fun taking his niece and nephew trick or treating. Some great commercials are on tv. Also props to cold medicine and a complete breakdown of how to beat the common cold. You’re welcome.
LL 381 "Mexican Street Dog"
November 04, 2022 04:11 - 55 minutes - 40.9 MBThank you and shout out Oars and Alps. BPL: Brad Pitt Lite. Growing a beard and long hair at the same time is the worst thing. Metrosexual 5 minutes. 2022 Halloween: Brandon Two Costumes. Credere has never heard about Miss Cleo's DNA test and boy is he fascinated by the results. Baseball hat cleaning tips, you're welcome.
LL 380 "Spirit Week"
October 28, 2022 04:33 - 1 hour - 43.5 MBThe ghoulish and delightfully spooky episode you have been waiting for is here. We are talking spiced apple Waterloo drinks, Mayers Brother apple cider, funking, stopping asian hate, and we had ZERO sports talk. Dressing up or getting dressed down. Brandon health update. Credere finally opens up about his type of lady or does he...tune in to find out. Eeeeks , egads, other stupid halloween words.
LL 379 "Enjoy Yourself"
October 21, 2022 03:39 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBThe first 30 minutes are sports heavy, yet also laugh heavy (enjoy yourself). A bet that could've been. Bills game and Chappelle show retrospective. Getting old and tips to get over a hangover. How to make a correct bet. Credere and Brandon make. bet to prove that any one can win. Returned water and what would you do? Other states are absolutely sending their homeless to California and no one says anything. Peace and love.
LL 378 "Dome Patrol"
October 14, 2022 17:46 - 57 minutes - 41.7 MBBrandon has been a real dick about movies for years and resolutes to change that by discussing the amazing film Tremors. Wrestling is talked about again. The Kim K half hour you have all been waiting for. Best comedy specials, Katt Williams discussed. The 80-90s Saints linebacking core and Brandon's ceramic days. Bills game in Spanish. Ye vs yea. Enjoy!
LL 377 "The Prime Objective"
October 07, 2022 04:06 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBSince its episode 377 we celebrate with a fun, silly, and factual show (we actually do none of those). Don Cherry and his suits are discussed. Bulk of the show is dedicated to the Netflix series UnTold; And 1 and Malice at the Palace. Credere has a Vegas trip with 2 ballers. Brandon goes to Islands and Dicks Sporting Goods. Sure their lives are super similar. Rap Snacks and the MoneyBagg Yo flavor. Who ther fuck is MoneyBagg Yo? ood from a coworker conundrum. The housing market 2020-present ...
LL 376 "The Eyez Have It"
September 30, 2022 09:59 - 1 hour - 47 MBJordan 5s are on display and discussed. Credere is sold on the classic jordans and colorways. Optometry by Brandon. Hurricane Ian Fidance (he's a comedian) minute. Brandon also makes a plea for him and Billie Eilish to team up on a sneaker collaboration (fingers crossed). Week 3 the fix was in and Vegas is happy. Kimbrel could lose the World Series for the Dodgers. Funny People's Yo Teach bit. Ooooo Weeee Review: Traditional JawBreakers. Yosemite trip 2022. Big ups to Love's truck Stops from...
LL 375 "Cameron Crazies"
September 23, 2022 02:31 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBThe boys are in a relaxed mood doing this one from the couch. Apple Tv and Amazon sports coverage is superior. Zyn rewards actually pay off. There is a half hour rabbit hole we take you down that needs no description. Tesla woes and wows. Michael B Jordan and the story behind the Creed series. Stockpiling on these hoes. Short sports topic: what QB do you start your franchise around.