Liquor License
347 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsTwo friends traverse the world of film, sports, culture, history and hip hop in this comedy podcast. The handsome gents take you down their past, present and attempt to predict the future.
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LL 324 "Free Jakeyonce"
October 02, 2021 00:48 - 59 minutes - 45.4 MBBrandon tries to deal with being politically correct when discussing the Free Britney protests, homosexuals, women, and mental unstable people (good luck). Week 4 review and pick. Santa Barbara Trip and Pollinators Mount Up. The reason CC is used instead of CK (seriously Credere explains this cultural phenomenon). Wutang Season 2 episodes 5-6 are worth the wait, fucking brilliant. Devin Williams will miss the playoffs because he punched a wall. We were fired up and hope you are too.
LL 323 "C.R.E.A.M. Please"
September 23, 2021 21:16 - 1 hour - 52.7 MBNFL review of week 2 and commercials. State Farm commercials this year stink. Our picks for this week's games and fucking LAMAR! Mr. Jackson is just a true player, one that LL endorses. Pete vs Truth. Cry Macho breakdown and why Hollywood grants films as prestige films. Entertainment Industry Segment (it's been a few months but its back): RIP AJ Johnson and the ugly side of Hollywood. People who work probably have more money than wannabe actors. WuTang tv series: way too much exposition and ...
LL 322 "A Modest Brag"
September 18, 2021 01:50 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBBlack people band-aids. Jordan anf hat review. Spending money like a Rockerfeller. More Brandon's "I just realized" (fast forward). Quick Week 1 wrap-up and Week 2 picks. Haircuts before events. Counterfeit bills y'all. People on speaker phones and just people's etiquette in general is dogshit. Brandon tries out a look. Tell a friend and let them know over 200 episodes are available on llibsyn.com (Look up Liquor License). Please leave us a rating and have a damn fine week sex fiend...
LL 321 "Keeping Up With The Jones"
September 11, 2021 00:03 - 1 hour - 52.2 MBBrandon needs to stop saying like and cussing, now. Gorilla Pies; new Valley Village eatery review and backstory. Hard Knocks 2021 and stand out stars. NFL survivor picks (that no one cares about but should since we were right the past 3 years) and Hall of Fame discussion. Legion of Boom pedigree and ranks. Then the gummy kicked in. Apple bitchfest. Tipping: the ins & outs and whys & why nots. A sentimental mental moment between the hosts. Proudly Sponsored by: 716itgroup.com ...
LL 320 "Sen. Dog (D) Wyoming
September 04, 2021 06:39 - 55 minutes - 41.5 MBAnxiety rant and what is making people so damn stressed out. Proper and improper ways to relieve stress followed by sports talk. An addendum to Brandon's playoff picks and the hot off the presses Week 1 LL Power Rankings. Jizz is fascinating and not tasty, but Dank Cummies are. Porn series and rabbit holes.Much hyped magnet talk falls flat on its face. Natural disasters and dangerous water.
LL 319 "Intuition"
August 28, 2021 19:26 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBGo smoke a Philly's Phantic, hoe. Dodgers blue on blue are a fucking homerun, as is thdeir run to a repeat championship. Our annual NFL regular season preview. After 24 years Brandon contemplates "maybe fuck fantasy football in its ass"? Lil Romeo shout out, New Deal restaurant and DomPen are sponsors this week. Social media while married, it's kinda wack.
LL 318 "Cornball Joose"
August 21, 2021 17:52 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBLengthy discussion of the Woodstock 99 doc on HBO. It's deeper than just a terrible lineup and people frolicking in shit. Hat Club is fucking up big time. Interlude: hat discussion and banter. A set playlist is hacky. Giannis owning part of the Brewers and fucking shout out Magic Johnson.
LL 317 "Lil Moscow"
August 14, 2021 06:15 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBEast San Fernando Valley is really losing out on a tourist concept, the boys fill you in. Working in a tourist location and not realizing it. Jadakiss isn't one of Brandon's favorites, Credere ponders why? The final act of the epic 3 part Buffalo story: Como Park, GPB, 10k costumes, and high school friends. Tell a friend. Proudly sponsored by: 716ITgroup.com Your Simple Reliable IT Solution
LL 316 "Skin So Soft"
August 10, 2021 00:18 - 1 hour - 54.5 MBQuick open about leaving quarters and having change as a grown man. We talk about sports and bets that have already been made. Brandon's no risk scheme that is sure to fail. Somehow we eventually get to the Buffalo trip and cover two days of it (long winded much). Also shout out to hard working women across this country. Avon you really bullshitted us.
LL 315 "Fuck It"
August 05, 2021 01:43 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBWe hit 20k downloads, thank you avid listeners. Jordan 11s may be on their way out. Bibliography pages and blanket statements. Both trademarked by A Creole Buffalo Production. Brandon says fuck Austin. Can you slow down and still live a busy life? Havazooted: golf course racism, drunks, alcoholics, skip kap scallwags and wholley whoos. A storm on the lake has Brandon trembling like a bitch. Smoketree and Broomrape avenues Cleo's attack at the kennel and airport shenanigans.
LL 314 "The Crossroads"
July 23, 2021 04:45 - 1 hour - 53.7 MBMr B is 40, did his head explode, did he drive off a cliff, hear all about it in this fun filled episode. Birthday antics complete with zooted timetables, cotton candy man, and placards of Brandon's face. Bootleg shirts get a shout out. Credere has a fun-filled time at a Dodgers game, too bad it was a loss. If you visit LA don't drive and go check out Crossroads, Brandon gives them a great review, NOT. Birthday and Podcast sponsored by: 716ITgroup.com Your Simple Reliable IT Solution
LL 313 "Moon Stones"
July 19, 2021 03:43 - 44 minutes - 27.9 MBQuick PSA from the gang to drivers out there. We deserve some credit for the growths we have had. Sorry this was one of the most dusted episodes ever, shout out Treeman. Credere's regular day and time as a producer vs Brandon's neurosis. Crime circles, July NFL talk (you heard it here first), and whole tos of kissing. This week's sponsor: 716ITgroup.com "They really tie all your IT needs together" - Jeff Bridges
LL 312 "Pepe Lopez"
July 11, 2021 07:10 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBGimp Lives Matter but not the one that parks next to Brandon. Try saying "have a nice future". Name brands, drugs, basketball, and RU-21 were all hilariously discussed. Hot Grey's Anatomy guy at the liquor store. Real insanity has taken over LA, we warned you. We are sponsored this week by RU-21 pick some up at your local GNC before getting fucked up (that's real ad copy).
LL 311 "Wet Money"
July 05, 2021 07:06 - 1 hour - 45.4 MBWe discuss Brandon's family trips; the awkwardness, the man tits, and 311. Technology is pretty ridiculous and we take advantage of it. Happy 245th birthday United States. When and how will the divide of this country finally happen...or will it? We have been around for 16% of American history. Bowl and Score. Grammatical mistakes in app ads. The day laborer/shark tank idea sweeping the nation. Putting the money on the counter vs recycling, take sides and email us [email protected]...
LL 310 "The Boys are Back in Town, In a New America"
June 29, 2021 01:18 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBHappy Bday to each and every one of you! A lil politics, a lotta laughs, less hate and more love. Fear nothing even flying, be like Nike, Just Do It! LL for the people.
LL 309 "New Money Russians"
June 18, 2021 01:02 - 1 hour - 51 MBHad a couple cuts in the beginning so don't be alarmed LOLLLLLLL. Credere has gotten Dr Dre jail muscle but will not go to the state pen because of the fantastic series Oz. FX programs taken over for the 99 into 2000. Is Phil Jackson blacK? Shout out Dave season 2 and Gata. White vs Black Jake from State Farm. Brandon cannot stomach the mustachioed man that saunters outside his apartment building, so he goes to NextDoor for help. NBA playoffs brief talk. Turbins at basketball games. Jamie f...
LL 308 "Dome Queen"
June 12, 2021 07:05 - 1 hour - 49.3 MBWe spend some time digging into our governor's (more like Old-some) past and lamenting the Biden Rules. Grand openings are rather stupid and a waste of time. Tesla playlist: LilTJay, Sawtee, and Pop Smoke. Tesla paint job: sap covered. Mini houses are a big scam. Mike Nati smokes a big fat fatty while eating a DQ Treatzza Pizza. Shout Black Brandin, shout out pranks we did like egg tossing. We are proudly sponsored by: 716 IT Group: Your Simple, Reasonable IT Soultion 716ITgroup. ...
LL 307 "Booty Buddies"
June 05, 2021 02:07 - 1 hour - 47.6 MBWe celebrate PRIDE month and encourage our LGBTQIA to email us answers to the posed questions. Check on your strong friend. People wanna know: what the hell is Credere all about? Shoplifting video and career victims. Say sorry to someone you offended. Ofdten times it's someone's background and upbringing that really shines through, just a takeaway from the LL crew. Also beat seshs with Kiana's Flex Appeal.
LL 306 "Survivor's Gilf"
May 27, 2021 23:53 - 1 hour - 45.6 MBWOLO is joining the podcast (WOLO is Brandon's white stripper name). Bob makes an appearance to discuss $400 of frozen meat and not cutting the power line. Silver Singles and AARP, please research for us. Heightism, ageism, and ISMs are discussed at will. Most quoted movies in life and on the show. Ritz bring back the red plastic.
LL 305 "the U"
May 21, 2021 00:23 - 57 minutes - 43.5 MBWe take about 13 seconds to discuss Miami South Dade shout out. Stupid phrases and words that come back to bite you in the ass. Being the (blank) guy and how to avoid it, also gum minute. Cotton anniversary or 2nd for those at home and the delicious meal at Boa steakhouse. The Game: an introspective. Fans, lovers, haters, skip skap scallywags and hoolihoos please leave us a review and tell a friend. As always questions for the show can be sent to : [email protected]
LL 304 "Finger Hut"
May 15, 2021 18:07 - 1 hour - 48.6 MBWe really discuss in depth the condition of todays work force, the difference between studio jobs and independent, what constitutes a great worker, and how Yelp took over. SuperNova comedy show. What people purchase at a liquor store differ by age and sex. Cyber criminals and the $5 million ransom paid. We are anti-bullying and Credere proves this by helping a peer as a youth. Maybe uniforms really are a good idea.
LL 303 "Bug Report"
May 09, 2021 07:37 - 1 hour - 50.7 MBTesla fucks Brandon again, kinda. Not being vain but being confident. Brandon's mom had to wear his U-men shirts. Bolo is stripping at Peppermints after Mr Pickles gets off stage. Zeke's birthday and dressing Mexican. Aztecs wake up with the sun and fall asleep to nightfall, somehow this concept was lost on Brandon. Ghost ridin da whip and bacne minute.
LL 302 "Fly on the Wall"
May 01, 2021 21:21 - 1 hour - 50.7 MBRace was discussed in sports and in a UFC style cage match, ex. Black Trans vs Aremians. White liberal women and their fake outrage. Being over 200 lbs you might need a different needle. Brandon Vogel needs to stop thinking about the future. The good teacher concept. Fuck the CDC, kinda. Dr google review, NFL draft, and Credere breaks down Brandon's reasons for drinking. RIP Shock G. Leave a review damnit. instagram: liquour_license_podcast email: liquorlicensepodcast@gmail...
LL 301 "The Lecture"
April 23, 2021 01:01 - 1 hour - 46.7 MBBrandon and Critter get up on their pulpits and solve the worlds problems on Earth Day 2021. Bob had some Earth Day history. The ever changing fashion world and why Brandon loves it. Sports are becoming just like fantasy football in terms of players changing teams, super teams, etc... Brandon doesn’t like Broncos fans, no real reason. Alien people and plastic surgery. Do Celebs get their pipes perfected and do plastics pollute those same pipes?
LL 300 "Roman Soldier Helmet"
April 15, 2021 23:12 - 57 minutes - 44.3 MB300: The Zach Snyder homoerotic film, bowling and a promise, and a good amount of cash to keep on yourself. California Sober for 420, that's for you @daddylikeLL The Dodgers really fuck us with that red number. Credere is one of a kind with the ladies. He also gives some background in an EIS (entertainment industry segment). Monster drinks, abs, manly stuff. Last Chance Jew.
LL 299 "Earl Simmons"
April 10, 2021 00:32 - 1 hour - 47.6 MBWe share many thoughts on DMX and all that he meant to us. Some great stories that involved his music. Homeless are the ultimate doomsday preppers. New Era really fucked up or did they? Tesla charging = excuse to have alone time. Vegas Part 2 Still Gamblin: Stadium Swim. escalators, new most gangsta shit of the week, and rented vehicles. Motown Philly is officially on Brandon's do not play list. Do the guys who sell cds (nuts) still haunt Venice beach or have they upgraded? RIP Earl Simmon...
LL 298 "And Then There Was X"
April 05, 2021 06:06 - 1 hour - 53.4 MBIn a feel good episode Brandon starts by explaining that he only likes fun "on his terms". Credere has a great and productive weekend. Happy Easter to you and yours....and fuck we didn't talk about Dyngus Day! Things that we don't like and the constant questioning of why you don't like said things; Vegas, the beach and The Goonie's (more like the BOOOOOO-noies). Black weddings, Brandon's burdens, and we have a very special segment for Treeman. As always thanks for listening and tell all your...
LL 297 "Carmel by the Sea"
March 29, 2021 05:32 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBBrandon and his wife take a journey up the California coast. At the age where stocking up is wise. First road trip in a Tesla; pros and cons. Credere found a natural, organic wine that has to be shipped from Denmark, yet comes with rave reviews. Best joke of 2021: we have a fan page. Great work whoever did that: DaddyLikeLL. Possibly an extended break from Los Angles. Easter is here next week and we decide to just list off all the holy days, why not. Mr 895 has entered the building.
LL 296 "Murdered Out"
March 20, 2021 18:58 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBFor fuck's sake Brandon's car finally gets in and not without a myriad of issues. The bittersweet week that was: comedy shows, Roaring 20s, younger generation, one more party for Frosty complete with Benihana, and Tesla talk. Brandon has a mid-episode self-edit that may seem weird but spared you 45 minutes about bums. Celebrating the Life of Cedric.
LL 295 "Judge and Jury"
March 11, 2021 22:15 - 55 minutes - 43 MBCredere decides to pile on to Brandon's already hectic, yet mellow week. In the middle Brandon proceeds to hit his dog and is near tears the rest of the episode. Yeah, this was a weird one. Some sports talk and Coming 2 America review. Lordy Lordy and such. Guy's wife almost kills him because she thinks he was cheating (funny damn story). Brandon's goal for the rest of his life: stop judging. 2pac said it best "only God can judge me".
LL 294 "Pet Peeves"
March 06, 2021 02:57 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBWell we go down some dark roads early but then really brighten the mood with some emergency shit stories (they’re back)! Brandon hates the photo in his room and decides to nitpick every part of it, wonderful. Credere loses at goggle dick follies but wins at life while talking about his dad being his basketball coach. WASSUP segment: horny toad and science. Time capsule talk or TCT as they say in the bidness.
LL 293 "Snarfer"
February 26, 2021 02:06 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBGoing to Dick's sporting goods and thinking back at time spent there. An empty mall except for Spencer's and Lids. Tiger may have been drunk or not, he got one for Kobe. The Nets should win the NBA championship. Mr Buffalo and working out, the early days. The hot chick in the group and her guy. Dating app advice.
LL 292 "Doggy Coin"
February 19, 2021 01:33 - 1 hour - 51.3 MBWe catch up on some questions from episodes past. More Goggle Dick Follies sponsored by Tom Ford. Day off and new eyeglasses for Mr B. King of Staten Island has a weird impact on Brandon and his thinking. Credere watched Judas and the Black Messiah. Ordering pickup and birthday cake pop-tarts, fucking stink. Gypsy lady brings Brandon some good luck is there more in his future......
LL 291 "Corpse Leg"
February 12, 2021 01:24 - 1 hour - 49.2 MBBrandon has a disgusting diseased leg. Metrosexual minutes: DDP Yoga and yoga mats, face creams, scents, and wipes. Dating in your 20s compared to your 30s. Don't lie to a person, just be upfront. Superbowl recap that includes zero actually game play. Mr #metoo feels he is perfectly in his rights to say "men are talking here". Are homeless women hoes? Have a great valentine's day or not. Check out eatbirdbox.com and use promo code: ILoveBirdBox We suggest the mamba wings.
LL 290 "Lucky Pierre"
February 06, 2021 08:09 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBFor no reason we discuss Brandon's attempt to stir up #metooers and fucking calling someone Boss, STOP IT; ma'am. Super Bowl 55 preview (only 20 seconds spent on actually game play) and the boys finally agreed across the board. More The Weeknd talk. Drinks that we savor and alcohols that just do not do it anymore. Malls are completely dead except for one Tesla dealership that Brandon ventured into. liquorlicense.libsyn.com is the site to hear past episodes.
LL 289 " Father Begay"
January 29, 2021 06:05 - 1 hour - 53.9 MBSomethings that we usually don't discuss are talked about: religion, politics, college years and strip clubs. Don Magic Juan and his pimp vernacular. Lousy day and Lyft pink. Jizz covered scrambled eggs and goggle dick answers revealed. Brandon was 1 for 1, big up. The state of bowling and weird menial job guy. Priests don't beat it? Chuuuuuch
LL 288 "Back 2 Basics"
January 23, 2021 08:13 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBA weird yet surreal start to the show as Brandon deals with the exact issue he has been trying to correct. Credere suggests that Brandon should be "buzzed" because he is overthinking way too much. AFC and NFC championship picks. The history of Brandon's podcast career and what he is trying to do for YOU the listener. Listen to HotBoxin. Best rap features, label collaborations, and Ugodzilla. Bee careful around bees. Mafia!
LL 287 "Beef Pizzle"
January 16, 2021 08:05 - 1 hour - 50 MBHold on to your tits, this one is coming in hot. Escapees from hospitals, why not pay for their hotel room. Short yet needed sports section. The Weeknd and how excited we are for the Super Bowl. Treeman sponsored Dr Feelgood segment: click spray and orange cookies. Bartles & James makes a comeback, and the south sells self made 6 packs. Goggle Dick Follies or GDF is to become a weekly segment about Brandon's highs and lows as an athlete, voted on by the audience. A non gay Collinsworth. Cred...
LL 286 "Goggle Dick"
January 09, 2021 02:35 - 1 hour - 54.5 MBThe title was supposed to be Present Day but as you'll hear Brandon unwinds as do his titles. Making your wife laugh. Shawshank is like always on somewhere. Spend some money on yourself because Brandon tries to copy Credere and get Tom Ford glasses, yep that didn't work out. Tu Latino Tv and jailbreakin', yikes. Taking a moment to breathe and not be a complete asshole. Lots of weed is just around. Brandon's financial minute; Bitcoin explained in 14 seconds. the inaugural Liquor License spe...
LL 285 "Amateur Hour"
January 02, 2021 02:19 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBWe give a brief review of New Year's Eve (not Steve). 2020 is over and Credere threw that bitch away like a dirty jizz rag. Our year's in review. My Block ayyyyappp (trademarked) and the future of cities. Brandon's financial minute without help from Gza. Tom Brady and most QBs don't seem like rather fun people. Nike jerseys bring kids to that college. Under Armour comes in third like the Clippers. The concept often discussed but never detailed until now: designed oblivescence. We are firing ...
LL 284 "Clark Kent"
December 26, 2020 20:29 - 1 hour - 15.9 MBThe gifts we got, the gifts we gave and the laughs that were had. Bitcoin paranoia. Brandon was dusted and not particularly entertaining, so Credere held the show together with talk of NBA jam AKA G-SHIT.
LL 283 "White (people) Christmas"
December 19, 2020 01:42 - 1 hour - 51 MBA poignant discussion about Kanye West and his works. Somehow during our delightful holiday office party talk, dome,brain,skull was brought up and never left. Brandon is plumpin' mafuckas (no idea either). Levee fires in Louisiana and Christmas Eve rituals. Sponsors: aromale.com Instagram: liquor_license_podcast
LL 282 "White (people) Christmas"
December 19, 2020 01:42 - 1 hour - 51 MBA poignant discussion about Kanye West and his works. Somehow during our delightful holiday office party talk, dome,brain,skull was brought up and never left. Brandon is plumpin' mafuckas (no idea either). Levee fires in Louisiana and Christmas Eve rituals. Sponsors: aromale.com Instagram: liquor_license_podcast
LL 282 "Christmas Magic"
December 12, 2020 06:39 - 1 hour - 51.8 MBIt's a rare week as Brandon has nothing to complain about. Time is winding down on Christmas purchases so we divulge what the best and worst gifts you can get this year. Don't get Brandon slippers, but buy Credere some and a robe that fits. Last Christmas is a terrible song until Collinsworth gives his remix. Nostalgia abound. Plowing snow and 12 foot icicles. Leave us a review and follow us IG: liquor_license_podcast This week's sponsor: AROmale.com for all your everyday and holiday ...
LL 281 "Dr. Feelgood"
December 05, 2020 08:14 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBTreeman you finally get your segment about medicinal and recreational marijuana. We talk about the positive effects of CBD and recommendations; Humboldt Apothecary, Nuvata and Nano 5. Brandon's piggy bank and Credere's reasoning to just have paper. Starting to get muscles at 15 and wife beaters. Concerts we attended and what an odd time the early 2000s were, that's hot. Grown up temper tantrums and the precise schedule Brandon follows when bathing. IG: liquor_license_podcast Leave us a r...
LL 280 "Yeah Football"
November 30, 2020 03:49 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBWe start with sports: best to wear 80, football MVP, the running back position (only sexual if you're Collinsworth), and fuck conspiracies. Gay Tony Dungy was attempted and failed miserably. No masks in Louisiana and no trim neither. The liquor assortment at Crerdere's feast, it's a lot. Brandon's zooted family time and in-law gathering. Tyson vs Jones fight review. "Two Princes" is the worst pop song of the 90s, if you don't agree let us know [email protected] Please giv...
LL 279 "Credere's Big Adventure"
November 23, 2020 19:42 - 1 hour - 60 MBFirst podcast we have done in 2 different states; Louisiana and California. Is "matrixy" a word and can it describe our existence. Celebs met in your hometown vs Los Angeles' daily celeb sightings. Suicide conversation. The King of Thailand has a girlfriend that the whole country knows about, what? 90s last good decade and having soft, exfoliated skin in today's #metoo era. Happy Thanksgiving to all our fans and families. NEW Instagram: liquor_license_podcast Give us a follow and som...
LL 278 "Dead Presidents"
November 16, 2020 02:28 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBLos joins the boys for a discussion that is often interrupted by brandon. Movies we watched, things we do better than other people, and best "area" bars in LA county. We go humble to cocky real quick. Oktoberfest discussion at the end of November, its alcohol related so whatevs. Pumpkin flavoring is just awful. Proboscis monkey has nose envy. [email protected] instagram: depewexile
LL 277 "Autistic Olympics"
November 07, 2020 08:28 - 1 hour - 54.2 MBWe wrote like a whole description that was witty and good natured, but the fucking thing deleted twice. So...Defend Armenia, long EIS (entertainment industry segment, sports patches, Anne Hathaway having to apologize for playing a deformed character, and Lyft minute (s). Enjoy drunks and tell a friend, keep those 5 star ratings coming in. email: [email protected] Instagram: depewexile
LL 275 "No Mo Dodger Blues"
November 01, 2020 07:21 - 1 hour - 52.9 MBGrow a mustache and support men's health and wellbeing, consider the Movember charity and be safe. If you were not aware the Los Angeles Dodgers have won the world series, as avid fans of the Trolley Dodgers (original name) we discuss the final game and their future. And then the future President, don't listen if you want the same bullshit the news says. As we record on Halloween night, we remember Brandon's mental issues while he has a revelation. Credere notes the weight of mental issues c...