Liquor License
347 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsTwo friends traverse the world of film, sports, culture, history and hip hop in this comedy podcast. The handsome gents take you down their past, present and attempt to predict the future.
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LL 274 "Smokin & Shavin : Memoirz of a Bob"
October 26, 2020 07:25 - 1 hour - 54.1 MBDodger talk, but not about actual game play. Quick sports roundup. Finally good news from the mighty mighty D.R. Brandon is terrible at pronouncing diseases and knowing how old exactly he was at certain times. Credere hits us with Rodney memories and Brandon has to ask Paulie about his dad's mustache. Metrosexual minute: Native, Cremo, and It's the Jam. Salsa is all over this episode and can be all over your body (oh behave) with our new LL podcast shirts. Email us and let us know what size....
LL 273 "Stool Sample 5"
October 19, 2020 07:31 - 1 hour - 54.3 MBWe are some proud men, just not Proud Boys. The feeling of general malaise and Brandon's health minute (we hope it ends soon too). Covid Essentials stores and pop up businesses that intrigue those who want to work for themselves. CT scan, shitting with cling wrap, and iodine in your veins. Baseball players and their jewelry. Quick recap of NLCS 2020 and a look ahead to the World Series. America is not what we were promised. You know the drill: email [email protected] i...
LL 272 "A Cut Above"
October 12, 2020 05:08 - 1 hour - 52.5 MBEnyce, how is it really said? Exciting week in sports, we start the podcast as fireworks are blasting around Los Angeles, congratulations Lakers on #17! One last doctor and maybe this health saga will end. Peppermint tea or a slow dance at Peppermints strip club. Metrosexual mintute: tea. We discuss matcha vs maca, peppermint tea and what exactly is green tea good for. Give Brandon pizza or give him death. Quarantine hustles. Watch Drag me to Hell. Quick aside on Marvel films. 10,000 downloa...
LL 271 "The Tale of Thurman's Helmet"
October 05, 2020 05:55 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBMore on the downward spiral that has weekly become Brandon's life; puke, shit, pulled tooth, car accident, oh the hits keep coming. We discuss Dodgers starting lineups from the past 20 years, Matt Kemp on these hoes. Credere has been exercising and loving every minute. We get a bit emotional talking about weird sentimental; things from the past; Subway rides, being friends, and basically living that ONE life that you are given. Quick hat talk and a mysterious story about a Bills RB losing...
LL 270 "Pool Parties"
September 27, 2020 06:04 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBDon't get it twisted we are back with a scorcher (not Brandon's asshole). Pretty segmented this week, for no particular reason. Abnormal appendix and nonstop stomach issues. New segment: Hat Talk. Credere regals us with an EIS that involves a green 1 of 50 NY Mets hat. Trash panda saga. 2 movies to watch: Tread and Class action Park. Never, we mean never watch Birds of Prey. Leave us some show suggestions or let us know you like the show by giving us a 5 star review on your podcast streami...
LL 269 "Top Tier Vagrant"
September 19, 2020 00:01 - 57 minutes - 46.5 MBWell we close the book on Brandon’s stomach issue. In Part 3 of this excellent story we get to the root of the problem: appendicitis. Days at the hospital, feeling awful after morphine, shitting gallons of brown water, nurse axl rose and candy strippers. Credere wishes him well and has been right this far on the Lakers season. We got short sports, cmon it’s end of the season for 3 leagues. Being in command about your body and seeing a doctor when your Body tells you too (yes you, Luke). The ...
LL 268 "Look It Up"
September 13, 2020 04:14 - 1 hour - 46.7 MBIn a roundabout way we preview the upcoming NFL season and give you some well deserved laughs. Mr B (one episode after talking about stressless shits) has a major shitting issue. The LL dietician/life coach/adult mentor Credere chimes in. Subway actually released two damn funny commercials. Make sure to get your Trump $2 bill while supplies last. $1 coins can kiss Collinsworth after a night out on South Beach. Credere's dinner and Louisiana home cooked specialties.
LL 267 "From The Roota to The Toota"
September 06, 2020 07:22 - 1 hour - 51 MBOn a fantastic note Brandon has another crippling depressed meltdown about WSP: Work Sleep Podcast (and in writing that would make a damn good name for a podcast, you're welcome). Shitting is the key to mental health and digging into the web is awful for everyone. Dissecting Barbershop and scripts in general. Credere stays hydrated and living life. Horror frog is the weirdest animal we have discussed. Labor Day can fucking kiss our asses, unless it's spent watching wrestling and cartoons. ...
LL 266 "Jobs and Slobs"
August 30, 2020 04:31 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBSports talk not about professionals but Brandon's lackluster athleticism. Recall Newsom please. Job Talk: the best, the worst, the indifferent. Entertainment Industry Segment (you're welcome Treeman). Brandon does not like white women, never has.In strange times look up some strange animals, our choice was the New Guinea rainforest Tree Kangaroo. Keep the downloads coming! Instagram: depewexile Email: [email protected] Social Security numbers: (middle finger em...
LL 265 "Poor Man's Tortuga"
August 24, 2020 07:24 - 1 hour - 50.7 MBCorona has landed at Brandon's household. He gives you the ins and outs of what to expect and how your company will react. Honk for the Bills. Hard Knocks first reviews; Anthony Lynn is a good man and Sean McVay is not. The three letter word that refers to homosexuals and why it shouldn't be used. Black Trans Matter. The world's dumbest thief makes an appearance after Collinsworth gets worked up over "hot mics". Contrary to Credere's beliefs chip and tap cards do exist, believe that. W...
LL 264 "Shea Rivera"
August 15, 2020 03:19 - 1 hour - 47.3 MBCorona scare hits Brandon's apartment. Getting tested. Hat Club that's what's up, while Credere explains how the bots work. Brandon discovers that even as a child he was aware of movie scene backgrounds and was inexiquistive of select scenes from License to Drive. Bitcoin purchased, Vespa may be next. Credere renames Dodger Stadium for when they win 3 rings in a row. Go Dodgers! [email protected] Listener poll: Who wins the NBA title this year?
LL 263 "A Beacon of Hope"
August 11, 2020 07:33 - 1 hour - 51.2 MBWe wanted to welcome all the new listeners, congratulations on being a L3 (liquor license listener). So we wanted to talk about some things that no one in your office, house, church, bus, or wherever is talking about: Covid, BLM, millennials are stupid, election 2020 and for good measure we have techinical difficulties. Then some good natured humor arises when we discuss Transplant Lyft rides, Teddy Roosevelt, quick sports, and a review of the worst movie in 10 years: The Tax Collector. D...
LL 262 "Our Goodies"
August 04, 2020 02:10 - 1 hour - 54.4 MBBrandon opens up his last birthday gift of 2020, and it was worth the wait. We take some time to go back into sports that eventually gets sidetracked 30 times. As does Brandon's story about an autograph that easily took 40 minutes to explain. Not acting black, just being us. Credere's K-Swiss shoot and Brandon's work schedules. Health Minute: Credere is eating dill pickle popsicles to lose weight and 3 years is how long Brandon has to wait until his next endoscopy, thank the Lord. The mean...
LL 261 "(Freaky) Tales From Tahoe"
July 25, 2020 19:24 - 1 hour - 38.6 MBWe start by hitting on what the sports world looks like with no fans, hint: it sucks. Seattle Kraken and what makes a good sports team name. Collinsworth tries his hand at design. Then the melee begins...Brandon's Lake Tahoe trip. It was quite mellow yet he has some stories to regale you with; including but not limited to: improper use of punctuation (c'mon that's a joke from this sentence), golfing, booze, depression, being on a boat, and social distancing vacationing. Please tell a ...
LL 260 "Sen Sen"
July 18, 2020 19:43 - 59 minutes - 27.3 MBThe start of Brandon's birthday shenanigans. We really just "talked" on this episode. Basically this is what a conversation between Bramdon and Credere would be if they were on the way to Palmdale. Wax (poetic) candy soda bottles and frozen Charleston Chews. Delayed maturity and why it may happen. LA isn't great but places close by are that great. Starting over in the Hamptons. Have a great week and get ready for Tales from Tahoe; a new podcast coming next week.
LL 259 "Meat Mountain"
July 12, 2020 18:57 - 59 minutes - 27.3 MBWow we were goofy on this one. Strange collections, sports and Lyft minute. Zoom shirts and typing class. Just Blaze that Blue Dream or hit that tincture. Please tell a friend and email us some ideas to discuss.
LL 258 " Thin Red Pimple Line"
July 05, 2020 20:12 - 1 hour - 36.7 MBSports and why they should not be played yet. Breakdown of some new websites. Fireworks rain down on LA as people are mostly peaceful, yet probably all went swimming in COVID soup. Credere opens up some thoughtful presents. Brandon idolized Credere's Sidekick while at CSUN. Stupid sayings old people have said over the leftovers their wives prepared. General Tomfoolery with Times-Picayune, Donald Sterling's weird mask wearing lady, and John Legend just being the go-to guy for everything. Enjo...
LL 257 "3 Holes 1 Soul"
June 28, 2020 19:34 - 1 hour - 29.6 MBCredere's Annual Birthday Bash episode that will blow your tits off. Lots of nudes talk. Ian Field (the I Miss You guy) is basically the mayor of Whitsett. Vans shoes. Dispensaries and the early days. Do we already microdose without knowing? Leave a comment or topic at [email protected]
LL 256 "Mask Mouth"
June 20, 2020 01:53 - 1 hour - 35 MBFirst night in a new bed, the shine box, and bad attire for men to wear. New segment "So Deep Put That Ass to Sleep" only thing is you won't be sleeping you'll be weeping with laughter, yeeeeee! Spork stops by to chat with Credere. Collinsworth just will not leave Brandon's mind. There's no Indian flying foxes in the greater Garnsey/Valley Village area. Which presidents slammed the most hot babes #metoo.
LL 255 "Policy of Truth"
June 13, 2020 04:34 - 1 hour - 33.9 MBLL 255 "Policy of Truth" As a "listener" you would think we have this zoom style of podcasting down...wrong. Sorry for the behind the scenes issues and the peak behind the curtain of what makes this show tick. Every product jumps on a new gimmick ingredient; lavender, charcoal, etc. Copper aka Aaron Judge hits a grand slam off covid-19 to win the World Series (a very elaborated anecdote by Brandon. The clearness that we both feel in troubling times. Growing up and not taking advantage...
LL 254 "The Tin Can"
June 08, 2020 00:21 - 1 hour - 31.5 MBBuckle up listeners, we have an all over the place, non-political, goofy as balls romp of a podcast for that ass. Sobriety and opening your eyes. The problems with face masks and the acne being caused. Mr Metrosexual stops by to give advice on what cleansers to be using. Vegan shampoo, why? Not judging a book by its cover and immediately following; judging a book by it's cover. Fatsos and fast food ayyyppps. All white sneakers and church pants (sucks). Macropinna Macrostoma is one bizarre ...
LL 253 "Keep Calm and..."
May 31, 2020 23:37 - 1 hour - 29.4 MBWe discuss the ongoing riots and pandemic. We look at why we get along and how people never will. Also 2019 may be the best year in human history. Stores closing down. Why looters are useless but Credere makes the valid point that nothing will be done. Then Brandon's tincture kicks in and we get a little goofy. Poodle exercise video, cough drop minute, and the Kama Sutra. Also a big teaser for next episode. Go put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic. email us: [email protected]
LL 252 "The Goose Was Cooked"
May 23, 2020 07:43 - 1 hour - 31.2 MBExplaining Brandon's old roommate: Tony; again. Why people have to imagine themselves as something else and not cherish what they are. Dog relaxation youtube videos; another one of Brandon's embarrassing anecdotes. Aye-Aye matey. Baby Js and Kevin Spacey knitted hats. Absurd Planet basically ripped off LL (or they just have a budget and people paying them, but whatevs). Baked weekend: videos, gifts, cake, weird celebrations that someone had to have come up with. The Last Dance of us watching...
LL 251 "Ocean of Emotion"
May 14, 2020 18:25 - 50 minutes - 23.1 MBBrandon is distracted for the 1st half making fresh orange juice. One year of marital bliss and the weird "who came up with that" things that go along with the anniversary. Health update: it's all good baby baby, thanks Dr Biggie. The giant isopod and whether or not Ludacris or Nelly would make for a better voice. Marvel films no one saw, weird things on tv, and general media discussion. Slow week, we're sorry. We will try and get some energy back and flowing next week, until then stay safe ...
LL 250 "Tincture Madness"
May 07, 2020 18:29 - 1 hour - 31.1 MBPacu fish will eat your balls or your "bar dick". Ancient grain cereal and why/how Brandon falls victim to marketing. ESPN unveils its 74 best basketball sneakers, as we often talk about this let's see what the experts say. More amusing things to watch as we start to reopen America. But what is actually opening and why. New parents are all having male children, much like the increase of male births after WWII. We really want to do a show where we answers questions the audience has. Could be...
LL 249 "Sea Slugs"
April 30, 2020 18:49 - 1 hour - 31.3 MBGlacous Atlanticus, a very odd and interesting creature. Cornering the market on Dr Teals; Credere and Brandon are the SFV reps for this product and can help you find the right mix. Three days three procedures, never a good thing having that much time at doctor's offices during a pandemic. Like a Boss and 90 Day Fiancee fucking stink, yet we have fun talking about them. Atypical season 3 is starting off great. A lengthy discussion of White Men Can't Jump, take that people who say who don't h...
LL 248 “Dust Brothers”
April 24, 2020 17:51 - 1 hour - 39.2 MBSome technical difficulties but we almost perfected our quarantine podcasts. Brandon’s quick update and fuck insurance companies. Small takeaways from the first NFL virtual draft. Winners: LSU and the Dolphins. Losers: Commissioner Goodell and the guy who wore a bathrobe on national tv. Jerry Jones and Shakeys. Rabbit Hole week: mostly about dust and the penis snake; yes that’s right this week’s bizarre animal is an amphibian named the “penis snake”. What we watched, read, listened to, and f...
LL 247 "Fosho Fossa"
April 17, 2020 19:19 - 1 hour - 34.1 MBMr. B's health update and what he has to have happen before returning to work. Loving your doctor and listening to every suggestion he gives. Jaundice as an adult: no the sun won't help. We then track the films that we have watched and choose only a few to discuss. Credere likes the look and ease of Netflix. Books that are helpful and well written. Some other podcasts to check out (after listening to LL) and some mobile games you may enjoy with your free time. Order a happy hour drink throug...
LL 246 "Peak Week"
April 11, 2020 06:24 - 1 hour - 28.5 MBUpdate on Brandon's health and his distended stomach (believe me it's no fun). More doctor visits and prescriptions, finally. We still on quarantine until 5/15 could be even longer. We discuss what each sport could do and if it's even worth it. Then the real fun starts: we've both been home for weeks so of course we watched some things. Mr. Wiggles and Huff N Puff. Yeti crab. Busta Rhymes Dangerous. It went off the rails but we brought it back.
LL "245" Blood In. Blood Out.
April 05, 2020 22:39 - 58 minutes - 26.9 MBFirst remote podcast. Gouging seniors is just down right wrong. Tiger King, yes we know everyone has seen it. But who doesn't like a good LL review. Doc Antle and his stable. Also we discuss Most shot in or based around film locations. Boston takes the number one spot, for rough and tumble-ish films, as of late.Then we get to that moment wear Brandon almost died, yet he is still here to annoy you. He didnt' want to stay in in rehab, he said no no no. Taking suggestions for new podcasts names...
LL 244 "Borrow or Loan"
March 29, 2020 20:05 - 1 hour - 29.1 MBwell we discuss buying a new computer at Costco and the non-chaos that was there. Audio seems to be ok, Credere did have a mask on. Lengthy Coronoavirus talk that devolves into Salsa and Collinsworth. The Pink Fairy Armadillo (not a joke). Helping people out with money, and why we are such great guys. As always tell a friend. [email protected]
LL 243 "Social Distancing"
March 21, 2020 17:49 - 1 hour - 31.7 MBLos joins us to wax poetic. The barter system that is now in effect. We discuss the LA shutdown and Brandon being a superhero. Analyzing hip-hop beats and the producers. New NFL CBA and how stupid it is. The glass frog is the weird animal of the week. Stay safe everyone and enjoy a laugh at this time. Tell a friend. [email protected]
LL 242 "Corona Academy"
March 16, 2020 07:30 - 1 hour - 37.7 MBWell a lengthy discussion about the current outbreak ensues. Flat Earthers and how stupid they are. Things to watch: Dave, Police Academy, and Hip Hop evolution. Things not to watch: Hobbs and Shaw, Mortal Engines, and Hall Pass. Leafy sea dragon rounds out this episode.
LL 241 "Mountain Dew Sucks"
March 08, 2020 07:45 - 1 hour - 30.5 MBThis is a first, we did the podcast from an actual liquor store. The Sunda Colango, look it up. Food delivery services overcharge you. New Balance Fresh Foam part 3. Why don't bums have allergies. Hillary. Threesomes and porn escorts.
LL 240 "Man Tits"
March 02, 2020 08:46 - 1 hour - 34.7 MBWatching Warrior and Crazy Heart, again. Act 2 anxiety yips. How we wrote and what we wrote. Venezuelan poodle moths. Worst teams in every sport. Love it or hate it the underdogs on top. [email protected] depewexile on instagram
LL 239 " Mamba Forever"
February 25, 2020 06:16 - 1 hour - 31.9 MBQuick editorial note about our Drive talk, then reactions to the Kobe celebration. Zamboni driver gets to play his first NHL game at 43 (gives us hope). Scams galore: FedEx, counterfeit bills, and just worthless people. Subway basically sucks but Brandon still goes there but not for the black forest ham. Fast food minute. New weird animal discussion of the Axolotl. iPhone games vs board games. What games we played as youngsters. Make sure to follow our instagram: depewexile
LL 238 "Pangolin Scales"
February 17, 2020 09:10 - 1 hour - 40.6 MBValentine's Day 2020 was a dandy filled with pea soup and cards. How the corona virus got spread. Movies we watched: Drive (again) and The Other Guys. Having a female trim your sideburns = bad idea. As always tell a friend or a foe and email us at [email protected] Sponsors and youtube videos coming soon.
LL 237 "Solvang Clan"
February 10, 2020 08:41 - 1 hour - 32.3 MBBeing an old man and the things you have to deal with. Never ending colds. Should Brandon have children? Oscars 2020 talk. Brandon's weekend trip: Bill Burr, winning money, buying a Pendleton Big Lebowski sweater, and everything in between.
LL 236 "Nat's Turner"
February 03, 2020 19:33 - 1 hour - 33.8 MBSuper Bowl 54 wrap-up, including commercials, halftime and Jimmy G sucking. RIP Kobe. Skrewball peanut butter whiskey is the sponsor and we discuss it. The beer thief at Brandon's job and him going deep cover. More hugs and less slugs, let us know if that should be a LL t-shirt. Enjoy your week.
LL 235 " Writer's Block"
January 26, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 37.3 MBExtensive discussion of writing and the film industry. Movies we saw. Godzilla might not be that bad nor is the sitcom Married. Super Bowl picks. What we did differently in life and why.
LL 234 "White Men"
January 19, 2020 08:51 - 1 hour - 38 MBWe kinda went all over the place. Baseball sign stealing, Trump, Politics. I mean its a real screamer. Collinsworth did not make his call time. Salsa the iguana wanted to shout out Treeman. Race heavy in a good way.
LL 233 "White Man Hunter"
January 12, 2020 07:52 - 1 hour - 46.3 MBThe end of an era as Brandon starts his third decade with a North Face backpack. Sunglass etiquette: flipped up ones, stuck on the back of your neck, Brandon's lousy Ray-Ban's. First 2 games of NFL divisional round playoffs. Milli Vanilli and C+C Music Factory discussion. Recapping The Irishman.
LL 232 "Peep Hole"
January 06, 2020 08:33 - 1 hour - 32.2 MBNew Year festivities. Nipsey's book club, join with us. Prices of alcohol and why they have changed. Liquid Death. We've decided all you loyal listeners need is a straight dose of liquor knowledge. Arby's closing and the aftermath. Souplantation is a lousy name. Brandon is obsessed with a guy's New Year's hat. Welcome 2020 and be sure to let a friend enjoy in your experience. [email protected]
LL 231 "Decade Melee"
December 30, 2019 06:55 - 1 hour - 36.2 MBDecade wrap-up, with many distractions. Prisoners may be the best movie of the last 10 years. What we watched, and what we hated watching. 2020 should it be more structured or keep to the format? email us at [email protected] Bape jackets on these hoes.
LL 230 " Happy HOE-lidays"
December 22, 2019 19:47 - 1 hour - 34.4 MBWe discuss the playoff seedings for under a minute. Lengthy talk about christmas drinks and an ideal setup for your holiday. Metro Sexual Minute is back with talk about razors, subscription services, shaving your bush, and deodorant. Never go to Costco on a weekend especially the weekend before Christmas. Brandon makes his first Costco buys and feels like an adult. Get ready for next week's "Decade Wrap-Up", have a great christmas and we hope everyone keeps listening and is happy and healthy.
LL 229 "Bad Movies"
December 15, 2019 17:58 - 1 hour - 34.6 MBWater Hassle 2019. Sober update and blood test anxiety, as well as appointment anxiety. Really bad movies were viewed this week including but not limited to: Signs, Congo, and Spirit of Christmas (yes Brandon kept calling it Christmas Ghost). We ranked them by ability to watch on your aunt's sofa during a family outing. Yo Rudolph. Christmas music fucking sucks. A seasonal Menlo Club package arrived and everyone felt it was worth the skrilla. Tell a friend and get our numbers up. Merch comin...
LL 228 "Doctor Sleep
December 08, 2019 07:37 - 1 hour - 33.8 MBBrandon's wild and crazy week. The tortures that haunt him. Way we don't sleep and how to fix that. Lengthy weed, I mean flower talk. Followed by a lengthy discussion on gin and old fashioned (I mean it is liquor license. Bum talk pisses off Credere but needed be had. Brandon's anal retentive mind and how he makes lists for everything. More upbeat and yet fun to listen too. Share our podcast with a love one, peace.
LL 227 Love Yourself
December 03, 2019 08:23 - 52 minutes - 24.2 MBBrandon’s PSA, a lil Thanksgiving and the day after. Los attracts a slug while we touch on one of the last weeks of football. Go Back and watch Class Act, don't watch Glass. And most importantly, Do things for yourself to show love to the only life you got.
LL 226 "Daze Off"
November 25, 2019 17:59 - 1 hour - 29.4 MBMr B has a day off and watches plenty of movies. Commercials are really starting to annoy us. Wow, we then diverge into racial and gender related issues. Asian Brandon makes a huge appearance sitting next to Salsa and Collinsworth. Happy Thanksgiving pilgrims. email us at: liquourlicensepodcast.com
LL 225 "Rappin Duke"
November 18, 2019 02:53 - 1 hour - 32.1 MBSports 1/2 hour: Seahawks, Myles Garrett, and the Astros stealing signs. Venues would want to go to and what we would drink at said venue. CMAs and how women empowerment is ruining film. The Toys that Made us. Partna. Worst rap song ever.