Legally Blunt

Proving You're Not A Robot, Room Temperature Salsa, And Zamboni Joyrides

 - It's Ontario Wine Week! Hannah went on a wine tour yesterday with TWEPI and has lots to report back with!  - The new iOS/MacOS software will automatically prove you're not a robot, so... Pour one out for those "pick the crosswalk" tests, I guess  - An early 2000s girl group edition of Throwback Thursday Music Trivia!  - Discontinued Timbit flavours!

Pimp My Popemobile, Middle Seat Mentality, And Name That Ludaverse!!

 - It finally happened. After 28 years without this rite of passage, yesterday, the universe came for me.   - #ToxicTuesday: Louis Vuitton is known for sending Gucci bags to trashy celebrities in an attempt to sabotage their main competition!  - These new plane seats let you fart in other people's face, and they're winning awards

Cringe Girl Summer, THIS Beauty Brand Just Filed For Bankruptcy, And Nick Cannon Got THIS Many Father's Day Shout-Outs

 - Move over Hot Girl Summer, this year it's Cringe Girl Summer. A trend that encourages us to be our cringiest selves.   - How many Father's Day shoutouts did Nick Cannon get? A dissertation.   - This Shoppers Drug Mart favourite just filed for bankruptcy, so make sure you stock up on your faves.  - Asking For A Friend: Am I in the wrong for bringing my 10-month old baby to my friend's child-free wedding, even though I brought its own food and RSVPed the child as my +1 and received no re...

It's About DAD Time, How To Fix Your Instagram, And Moose Deuce

 - Happy Almost-Father's Day! We've got JOKES - and maybe even a surprise serenade ;) JUST ONE AS A TREAT  - Bop Of Flop takes us through new Drake from his surprise album, and ALSO new Black Eyed Peas, Shakira, and David Guetta. It's 2013.  - An old man in the UK traumatized children on the beach by doing THIS to a seagull  - Koko's Korner: Local Drag Queen Koko Starr on Kim Kardashian "damaging" the Marilyn Monroe dress after the MET Gala

99% Of The Population Can't Do THIS, What Does The Fox Say, And Vomiting Into Sean Paul

 - The World's Best University Rankings just came out for next year, we'll tell you where the University of Windsor landed on that list  - 99% of the population can't do THIS... Can you do it?  - Throwback Thursday Music trivia takes us to the year of memes... 2013.

Motorboating A Wookie, Being Good For Daddy Yankee, And Squid Game IRL

 - It's National Kiss A Wookie Day! This impersonation took a bit of a turn...  - The 10 HOTTEST NAMES for men and women, according to a dating app's swiping statistics.  - I don't think my father, Daddy Yankee, would be too pleased to hear about this.

Bublé Balls > Biebs Brew, 7:20 Blaze It, And The Worst Trivia Round Of All Time

 - Toxic Tuesday: GF catches her BF cheating after seeing his breakfast order and thumb on another girl's Instagram account  - Carnival-themed trivia to win ride-all-day passes to the World's Finest Show coming to the Riverfront this weekend until July - it went... Well.  - What To Watch: we already don't need a Joker sequel, and we DEFINITELY don't need one like THIS

Elephants Don't Forget, Batpoles In The Garage, And qUiZmAsTeR GeNeRaL!!!

 - It was a busy weekend in Windsor, full of festivals and weddings! Did Hannah's fiance bust out the worm on the dance floor, or have we scared him from our shameless ridicule?  - Things that made you realize you were becoming your Dad... We couldn't believe this one WASN'T on the list  - qUiZmAsTeR GeNeRaL reporting for duty! Jonny goes head-to-head against our listener Jeff in a carnival-themed trivia smackdown.  - An elephant in India trampled the same woman TWICE. Talk about holding ...

The Windsor Vanity Plate Nobody Asked For, The Lost Bag Of Meat, And Forgetting Kevin Federline

 - Hannah saw THIS license plate driving home from work yesterday... Do you think you give YOURSELF this plate, or does someone give it to YOU?  - Studies show this temperature is the "most productive", so set your thermostats to SLAY  - Windsor is one of the most FORGETFUL Canadian cities, in terms of leaving things behind in their Uber. Here's the Top 10 list, and some other ones that were too weird to make the cut.  - Koko's Korner: Windsor Drag Queen Koko Starr talks Britney's wedding...

Buff Babies, Send Nick Cannon To Mars, And The Good Ol' Muskie Pedicure

 - Nick Cannon continues having BABIES and just confirmed that there are more on the way!  - There's a new GeoThermal Spa coming to Canada that's going to be the biggest on EARTH  - What are your guilty pleasure snacks? Hannah shares her oldest family recipe.  - Spill the TEA for TIESTO!

Cancelling Justin Bieber, Fake Bachelor Profile, And BRACE YOURSELVES, A Sriracha Shortage Is Coming

 - #WhatsAppening: the new iOS update is going to allow you to do THIS... Twitter is shaking  - The contestant list was just released for this season of The Bachelorette, which means it's time to guess which profiles are real, and which ones Hannah made up.   - A SHORTAGE OF THIS MILLENNIAL STAPLE is on the horizon!

Swallowing A Hot Dog Whole, We're All Mirandas, And Your Ex Being Your Hall Pass

 - RIP Oilers and also RIP Jonny Parks, a touching tribute  - Disney is apologizing after ruining a proposal when an employee SNATCHED the ring out of somebody's hand  - The Stupid Question Of The Day: If you swallow a hot dog whole, does it come out whole, or will it digest itself? Our listeners have a lot of opinions, but an actual doctor weighs in.  - #ToxicTuesday: The couple's video where she told her current boyfriend that her ex would be her hall pass... And the reason... Is even w...

Spilling The Tea For Tiesto, It Is NOT Morbin' Time, And Drake's Review On Detroit

 - Hannah is back from her Half Marathon, but she almost didn't make it to the finish line!!  - The dumpster fire that is the Morbius re-release in theatres this last weekend  - This Canadian TikToker is teaching people how to save HUNDREDS on flights within Canada!  - Spilling the TEA for Tiesto tickets, this Canada Day at Caesars

The Summer Of The Underbooty, Daddy Dilkens, And PANIC! At The Radio Show

 - WE FOUND DADDY DREW DILKENS and you'll NEVER believe what he had to say about his unofficial nickname!  - Bop Or Flop takes us through new Post Malone/Doja Cat, new Panic! At The Disco, and new music from the Elvis Soundtrack that gave Hannah anxiety  - Koko's Korner is about the anti-aging hack Kim Kardashian confessed she would try! 

H & J's Political Attack Ads, The Copyright-Free Elvis Impersonator "Fat Pelvis", And Which Pokemon You Identify With

 - It's Election Day in Ontario! Stick around towards the end of the podcast to hear Hannah and Jonny's Political Attack Ads  - Elvis Impersonators in Vegas are getting cracked down on by Copyright Laws. We came up with a solution.   - There's a new Pokemon that just came out that you might identify with more than you'd think

Boob Sweat, Booty Matter, And An Unwelcome Update In Charlie Puth's Intimate Journey

 - Is wearing a g-string bikini to a children's waterpark inappropriate?   - The influencer who sold farts in jars has pivoted to her summer gig, which is selling boob sweat!  - Honda made a list of the best songs to drive to... But our list is way better  - Why was ALL of the 90s just boiling frozen vegetables  - An unwelcome update in Charlie Puth's intimate journey, and why Jonny is on the same page as Adam Levine for once

Fisherman Strippers, The New Starbucks Report, And The Mona Lisa Getting CAKKED UP

 - Hannah booked her Bachelorette last night in Halifax! She says they need to take the penis paraphernalia "tasteful", and Jonny suggests fisherman strippers.  - A new Starbucks location is coming to Windsor, and it's about TIME it came for this part of town  - The Mona Lisa got CAKED at the Louvre this week, so Jonny "caked" the window.

Cardi B Narrating The Olympics, Pushing All Of The Buttons At Once, And Professional Sports Broadcasting

 - We talk about the Swedish cultural norm of EATING IN FRONT OF YOUR GUESTS and not offering food to them. It's very common!  - #WhatToWatch: Netflix's redemption month includes THESE new shows being added in June (plus, why Millie Bobby Brown is acting circles around her co-star)  - Asking For A Friend: "I lied about my interests, and now I need to tell my boyfriend I hate hiking and camping".

Crying While Dancing, Calliou, And Crap That's Not A Doctor It's Travis Barker's Friend In A Lab Coat

 - What hill will you die on in terms of an underrated ice cream flavour? This conversation got bumpin' at 6am. Hannah ~loves~ this type, even though 99% of people hate it!  - Bop or Flop takes us through new Calvin Harris/Dua Lipa/Young Thug, new Ed Sheeran, and "new" Kanye West (YE)/XXXTentacion   - What childhood figure would you HATE to see in a horror movie? Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey was just announced... It's a new slasher flick where Pooh and Piglet go on a murderous rampage ...

The Peace Fountain Debate, The Duff-Baby House, And Battle Of The Ryans

 - They have THREE options on how to shape the new Peace Fountain at Coventry Gardens... Which one do YOU think they should go with?  - Hannah and Jonny discuss the oldest house in Windsor-Essex (Sandwich, to be exact), the Duff-Baby House, and its lack of haunted babies.  - BATTLE OF THE RYANS: Which Canadian Ryan is better? Ryan Gosling, or Ryan Reynolds?

Things Couples Lie To Eachother About, Wall-E Is Trash, And Ocean's 11-ing The Federal Cheese Cave

 - What do you think are the most COMMON things that couples lie to eachother about?   - An establishment at the LaGuardia Airport got greedy, and now they've ruined it for the whole Terminal.  - Did you know there's a hidden cheese cave somewhere in the US? Hannah's about to go Nicolas Cage to find it.

How To Make A Friend With A Boat, Edward Pastahands, And The Great Minion Debate

 - How was your long weekend?!?!?! What shenans did you get up to? We can never un-hear this clip.  - What To Watch has us FIGHTING a HEATED battle over children's movies.  - #ToxicTuesday: How to make a friend with a boat this summer.  - Are you going to go see the new Tom Cruise movie, Top Gun: Maverick?  - Mouth noises to win ribfest tickets, put over ~sensual~ music

Ed Sheeran F**ks, I'm The Mayor Now, And The Circle Of Life: Death, Taxes, And Pitbull

 - Ed Sheeran is not allowed to sing about "riding" anything, if Hannah has anything to say about it!  - Bop Or Flop takes us through new Harry Styles, and new Pitbull and Kane Brown for some reason.  - Impulse purchases and/or things you bought that didn't work. People are REALLY spending $1600 on Gucci Umbrellas that don't even keep you dry?

5-19 Day, The Ol' Morning Tote Puke, And Who Gives No Bed Frame Energy

 - Happy 5-19 Day! (5/19)! Hannah and Jonny have a very Windsor surprise for a couple of hungry listeners.  - What's the wildest thing you've seen someone doing while driving? Ah, the good ol' morning tote bag puke  - TBT Music Trivia takes us back to the furby days of 1999.  - What song do you NOT want to be caught listening to in an emergency?  - How much money a year do you need to make to be considered "RICH" in Canada?  - This Windsor landmark is returning to Coventry Gardens, than...

Canadian Bucket List, Sandwich Secondary School Poster Debate, And More Crying Laughter To End The Show

 - How many of the things have you done on the "Canadian Bucket List"?   - A Teacher at Sandwich Secondary School has a sign in their classroom that says, "Dressing inappropriately is like rolling around in manure - sure, you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs!" (featuring a cartoon of a pig in mud)... We talk to Tanya, a concerned mom, about the message that sends to the grade 9 students.  - Hannah & Jonny have a favourite new hobby, which is trying to say things backwards, and then r...

Soup Guy, Dorm Horror Stories, And The Chewbacca Motorcycle

 - Someone needs to stop Cara Delevigne   - #ToxicTuesday: How did your various hookups get their nicknames in the group chat  - Jonny's secret hidden skill!

The Mullet Renaissance, The Canadian Mimosa, And NEW ARBYS IN WINDSOR ALERT!

 - Are you a fan of the new mullet/moustache pairing that is all the rage right now?   - Happy National Mimosa Day, we accidentally create the "Canadian mimosa".  - Elizabeth Olsen has no idea who John Krasinski is, even though they were both in a movie together  - Netflix is entering the Live Stream realm!  - Life Hack for answering the door unexpectedly

Stick A Clover Up Your Butt, Dead Face > Duck Face, And GOOP Price Is Right

 - It's Friday The 13th! Here are some of Hannah & Jonny's superstitions, and some scientifically-proven (?) ways to conquer them.  - Bop or Flop takes us through new Kendrick, new My Chemical Romance, and new Post Malone!  - Basic Bupdate: The DEAD FACE is the new DUCK FACE

Tom Brady YEETs His Kids Into The End-Zone, Ellen DeGeneres' Last Dance, And The Roast Of TBT Trivia

 - SAVE THE GEESE! (And the ducks). ((And the people who think they're ducks)).   - Ellen's final guest was just revealed, and we give some predictions on her last & final show.  - TBT Music Trivia takes us back to 2007. Get out your iPod minis and fabric rosettes.

Choosing Violence In The Form Of Cocktail Weenie, That'll Do Pig, And WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SUMMER FRUIT?!??!?!?!?????????

 - It's National Eat Without Guilt Day! One listener calls in about the time she chose violence in the form of cocktail weenies. (We've all been there).  - Asking For A Friend: Is an emotional affair with a co-worker a forgivable offense?   - An interviewer from New Zealand is asking Malia Obama the hard-hitting questions.

Embracing Your Villain Era, We LOVE A Bust, And OUR WINDSOR PIZZA REVIEW IS IN

 - #ToxicTuesday: The latest trend on TikTok is embracing your villain era, and it's not as bad as it sounds.  - Scientists have discovered the most effective methods of flirting for men and women seeking heterosexual relationships.  - Barstool Sports President, Dave Portenoy, has given his official One-Bite Pizza Review for Windsor Pizza

When You Became Your Parents, The Benedict Cumbereview, And It's Been A Slice!!!

  - How was your Mother's Day weekend? What did you do recently that made you think, oh GOSH, I am becoming my parents!?!??  - Asking For A Friend: Influencer parents got a 6-year-old to run a full marathon with them, and the internet has THOUGHTS.  - Robots are coming for our jobs, and this time, it's for Hannah's Cheap Wine Wednesday.  - You can stay inside the iconic red windmill above the Moulin Rouge! Just... Focus on what it ~has~, not what is has not.

Our First Showiversary, Reluctant Toots, And You're Gonna Love My Nuts

 - It's been ONE YEAR of Hannah & Jonny, and we celebrate our Showiversary in the best way possible! With ice cream cake, balloons, and walking down memory lane.  - Bop Or Flop lets us hear new music from Jack Harlow, DNCE, A$AP Rocky, and Doja Cat!  - #KokosKorner: Windsor Drag Queen Koko Starr takes us through to Toots & Boots of the MET Gala, and our dream MET Gala themes

The American-Canadian Conversions That Matter, Jack Sparrow's Run, And Tossing In A Couple Bonus Kicks

 - It's Cinco de Mayo! We discuss the ONLY American-Canadian conversions that matter - the alcohol ones  - Happy Throwback Thursday :) We take TBT trivia all the way back to 2004, and there are some BANGERS  - BREAKING NEWS FOR DETROIT, THIS STORE IS COMING!  - Have you seen the Jack Sparrow Running Challenge?!

Unsolicited Space Nudes, Flat Booty Summer, And Saying Yes To The Dress

 - May The Fourth Be With You! Shoutout to all the Star Wars partners out there, y'all are the real MVPs.  - Hannah said YES TO THE DRESS!  - Kim Kardashian got her BBL removed to fit into the Marilyn Monroe dress?  - NASA is sending nudes to the aliens to entice them into communicating with us

Don't You Put It In Your Mouth, Stubborn Skidmarks, & Grow Your Own Arm Dong!

-Last Wither Report Without Hannah: The worst MET Gala coverage ever, the return of William Hung, Hollywood copycats, and Dead Bees?! -Accidental Fashion Fails -Jonny is turning into a doomsday prepper. Have you foraged or scavenged for anything? -TOXIC TUESDAY: Parental Punishments! Is taking your kid's door off the hinges going too far? -Have you heard of the man who has been growing a penis on his arm?? It's finally back where it belongs! -And finally ASMR: Playing all your favourite...

It's Me Or The Phone, Getting Bigger Bones, & LEAVE MOM ALONE!

-Nature is healing: otters return to the Detroit River! -Wither Report: Ye is not gonna be happy with Pete, Backstreet Boys x Korn Bromance?? Selena Gomez says WORDS MATTER, and practicing Jedi Mindfulness -Moving nightmare stories during the MOVINGEST time of the year -What would you give up for more sleep? New study all about your snooze button habits. -Guy in LA spent 75 grand to get a few inches taller...paid for it in a VERY interesting way. -ASKING FOR A FRIEND: "My BF is always g...

YOU GOT SERVED, Extreme Makeover: Lil Jon Edition, & We're 100% Team JOHNNY, Haven't You HEARD?

BOP OR FLOP: New music from Justin Bieber & Don Toliver, PSY & SUGA, and Sam Smith! -What's your stance on the Johnny Depp Trial? Starbucks Baristas are taking it to the tip jar. -Crazy places our listeners have been served with subpoenas. Honestly unreal stories. -Advice from a 4-year-old Stuckasaurus: "I won't fall, maybe I will, that's ok, cuz we all fall." -What to Watch: Lil Jon has a show coming to HGTV?? -Gross Treehouse Promposal -Wither Report Vol. 1 and 2: RIRI & ROCKY's Ravy...

Working Out To Kelly Clarkson, National Pay It Forward Day, And Yelling On Your Deathbed That You're Not 30

 - What songs are on your workout playlist? You'll never believe what Nicolas Cage works out to.  - We talk to Josh, the organizer of Bridge 2 Bridge, about the upcoming running event on Saturday, May 7th.  - According to a new study, doing THIS with your partner will save your relationship and increase intimacy!  - Throwback Thursday Music Trivia takes us all the way back to 2015?

Speedo Boy Summer, THUNDIESTRUCK, And Rock Classics By Our Queen Britney Spears

 - Hannah just bought this for her upcoming wedding... Will she regret it? Is it cheugy? You decide.  - THIS is the most expensive song to license of ALL TIME, but our remix might bring you a loophole if you'd like it in your next film.  - AFAF: My boyfriend is mad at me because I told our friends that I made more money than him.

Jonny Has Crabs, Red Flag Parties, & We're Tumblr Girls Now

-Elon Musk buying Twitter got us digging up our Tumblr Pages -The Wither Report: Wendy's Brekky, Meghan the Stallion x Tory Lanes shooting, bringing the romance to Netflix, and Ben Affleck flirting with the Selling Sunset Cast?! -Weirdest reasons someone unmatched you? -What's Appening: Gesture emojis on Zoom calls  -Toxic Tuesday: Red Flag Parties aka friends intervening in your relaitonship. Yay or Nay? -What's on your keychain? Jonny and Hannah both have creepy crawlies on theirs. -...

LIVE From A Lasalle Basement, IT'S MONDAY MORNING!!!

-Hannah's in quarantine after Miss Rona got her. (she's okay!) -What to Watch: Jonny's pumped on a Sci-fi Western starring Josh Brolin, Hannah's ready to give up on Selling Sunset -What's Appening: The EU is pushing to standardize your phone?? -Wither Report returns to glory: Latest on the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial, Windsor gets even more food famous, Coachella wrap-up, and more. -A Cat named Jinx became the mayor of Hell -Giving away $10,000 for Virgin Radio Pays Your Way -What do...

Jonny TRASHES Litterers, Going full Mike Tyson, & Milk Bags or Dog Beds?

No Hannah today :( but new Ed Sheeran x Lil Baby, The Kid Laroi, and Megan Thee Stallion on BOP OR FLOP! Happy Earth Day! Jonny gets unique recycling tips and sings a surprise serenade about how much he hates litterers. (Starts at 36:50) Mike Tyson beat up a dude on a plane because he wouldn't stop bugging him. What have you seen on a flight that made you wanna go FULL MIKE TYSON? Windsor-Essex has 2 of the best brunch spots in the country plus DJ KHALED and NICK CAGE NEWS ON THE WITHER R...

Justice For Vein-y Snickers, The Red Wings' Zamboni Driver, And For Windsor Being The Most Sensual City On Earth

 - It's #ThrowbackThursday! We go through the hottest songs of the year 2000, including one that hits very close to home this time of year.           (Brace yourselves... Ramen hair is coming)  - The Zamboni driver for the Detroit Red Wings was just fired for THIS reason, and many people disagree with the decision.  - Charlie Puth thirst traps, snickers are STAYING vein-y, and the most sensual cities on Earth

Jonny's Holiest Day Of The Year, Oreo-Biters, And Suing Your Ex'es Mistress

 - Happy 4/20! Jonny's Holiest Day Of the Year!           We talk about "How To Eat An Oreo", the Biggest Stoner Movies of all time, and more  - Did you know that you can SUE your ex'es mistress for "making" them cheat on you?  - #AskingForAFriend: Have you ever been given an ultimatum?

NYT's Latest Wedding Trend, Testicle Tanning, And Fart Couture

 - The New York Times says THESE weddings are going to be a big trend this year!  - Jonny is wildin'... Telling us about testicle tanning, and the list of largest D-sizes ranked by country. How did Canada do versus our friends across the River?  - The Top 50 Rom Coms of all time! What do you think should be on this list? Hannah has an issue with number 10 in particular!  - #ToxicTuesday: the Influencer-only music festival "Revolve Fest" and why it's being compared to the Fyre Festival alr...

Hannah's So Raven, Circumcision Is A Cash-Only Endeavor, And Get In Loser We're Headed To Homesense

 - WE KNEW IT! WE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!   - Do any of your in-laws / your family have the same name? There's no way Jonny & his fiance's family are this similar!  - Bop or Flop with new Lizzo, new A$AP Rocky/Swedish House Mafia, and new bulow "Bootycall"

The $10,000 Professional Baby-Namer, Why She Should've Been Hired By Tiff Macklem, And Nobody's Ever Been Sad Listening To A Shaggy Song

 - There is someone who charges $10,000 to help name your baby!   - Throwback Thursday Music Trivia goes back to all the BIGGEST songs of Eastertime  - The new feature coming to Twitter, and the new episode of The Ultimatum that has EVERYBODY talking

'Oh Canada' On Slide Guitar, Prosthetic Penises, And Secret Butthole Rings

Justice For The Home Button, BBLs, And Ending Our Friendship Over Grilled Cheese

 - #WhatsAppening: ANOTHER streaming service is increasing prices, starting in mid-May.  - Thrillist has ranked all 30 MLB arenas based on who has the best food, and Comerica Park / the Detroit Tigers... We didn't do very well.  - Things you did when you were 14 that you shouldn't have!  - Toxic Tuesday details the Bachelor / Clayton drama that occurred over the weekend, and even if you don't watch the show, this story is the cringiest of all time.  - It's Grilled Cheese Day! Is a grille...