Legally Blunt

Makeup-Free Selfie 4 Hat-Free Selfie, The D*cklaration Of Independence, And Your 2023 #Oscars Roundup

 - If you missed the #Oscars last night, here is the good, the bad, and the cringey!  - Asking For A Friend: Am I the bad guy for asking a girl for a makeup-free selfie?  - Dramatic Readings of Pop Songs: A** Clap Edition

Underwear Tea, Tims Scams, And A Serenade For People In Their 30s

 - The "Stoner Comedy" is BACK, and we couldn't be happier!!!  - The Tim Hortons scam coming to an app near you.  - Miley Cyrus' song for people in their 30s: "We Should Stop"  - #VomitCorner: you're probably drinking underwear tea

BootyPuss: The Movie, a $20,000 Rotten Tomato, & Wonderwall (Today's Version)

*What happens to movie titles when you run them back and forth through google translate? The results might get Jonny fired. *An iconic landmark is getting a $20 thousand makeover...but what do you do with a rotten tomato?? *A Hannah Singalong edition of Throwback Thursday...where she kept coming in early and updated the lyrics to a guitar D-bag classic. *(Also a secret serenade shading Daylight Saving Time)

Womansplaining, Nic Cage=Underrated, & The Worm Moon Rises

*For International Women's Day we played "Womansplaining" for Gift Cards to local women-owned businesses!  *This month's first full moon is ringing in a very specific time of the year.

A Windsor True Crime Connection, Menstruation Nation, And Wisconsin's Most Eligible Bachelor

 - Windsor's True Crime connection to a disappearance at Yosemite National Park  - #ToxicTuesday: How to eavesdrop using an iPhone and a hidden AirPod  - Wisconson's Most Eligible Bachelor is looking for love, and we called him to put our hats in the ring.

Lou Bega Is Rolling In His Grave, Queen Of The Pheasants, And All That Jazz

 - Lou Bega Is Rolling In His Grave (he's not dead)  - Asking For A Friend: Should I apologize for not leaving my husband any donuts?  - Hannah is choosing a cause, and this is it.  - We want to send you to CHICAGO, and all that jazz!

The WitherBEAT, A Jealous Bestie, & A Sweet + Spicy Serenade

*NEW SEGMENT WHO DIS?: Hannah's Crime Corner aka The WitherBEAT will scratch your true crime itch. This time focusing on the Murdaugh Murders. *A Surprise Serenade about Maple Syrup Season. It might be Jonny's best one ever, but Hannah thinks it's DEFINITELY his most inappropriate.  *Called our winner for Best Friend Weekend in Nashville, and she disappointed her friend and coworker LIVE on speaker phone.

A Dream + A Cardigan, Bruce the Tooth Fairy, & Frogmore=More Frogs

*On Throwback Thursday Hannah finds out she's been singing this Miley Cyrus classic WRONG for 13 years *Ford is using self-driving technology to ruin a trashy TLC show. *Hannah And Jonny talk to the Tooth Fairy about "Toothflation". *Random chaos feat. Bill Nye and the royal Frog house.

Slap Chop Versus ShamWow, Reitmans is now Reitwomans, And What's A Grundle?

 - AfterPay is coming for your most BASIC everyday purchases  - Changing Windsor business names to support #InterationalWomensDay  - Asking For A Friend: Is there a "good" way to approach a woman at the gym?  - How many of Dictionary.com's "Winter Words" for 2023 do YOU know?

The Return Of Tighty Whities , Flats Or Drums, And Songs You Sing To Your Pets

 - UNDERWEAR NEWS! Apparently there's a lot of it this week!  - #ToxicTuesday: Did you know that THIS is scientifically-proven to make you more attractive to your date, both physically, and romantically?  - Ways you speak to your pet, nicknames you use, songs you sing, etc! We want to hear them ALL! 

Meth Gators, Drunk Squirrels, And Creepy Crap For Your Long Distance Relationship

 - Move over Cocaine Bear, this new movie pitch is going to make billions.  - This AI invention is a game-changer for couples in long-distance relationships...Or strangers!  - Hannah & Jonny mix metaphors on the weather, because we're not meteorologists, okay?

Gagging + Cringing, $7 Milli for Lilo, & Man Tracker is Daddy

*Hannah is gagging over the Hailey Bieber/Taylor Swift/Selena Gomez beef *Jonny is cringing over Paris Hilton Baby announcement ASMR *People pointed out an editing mistake in The Last of Us, but we have a different theory about what happened. *The original cast of Mean Girls is on board for a remake BUT they want more money. (And Hannah wants Lindsay Lohan to get paid EVEN MORE.) *Jonny was booty shamed during a work zoom meeting (but he started it).

NO SCHOOL FOR ME, Dolls From The late 1900s, & Michigan's Prettiest B-Hole

***The BEST High School Basketball game call ever*** **American Girl Dolls are making us feel old af** *There's a competition coming up to find Michigan's Prettiest B-Hole?!*

Throwback TV Theme Songs, Proposal Predicaments, And Leveling Up Your Coney Dog!

 - What's living in your head rent-free? Hannah's is a way to level up your Coney Dog, and Jonny's is a new country song that's taking the world by storm.  - Asking For A Friend: Am I selfish for wanting my BF of 4 years to propose?  - Pour one out for THIS network, and come with us as we reminisce on their best TV theme songs

404: Podcast Not Found & What It Sounds Like To Win $100,000

 - Honourable mention: Toxic Tuesday's Judgy McJudgersons   - Happy Paczki Day! Hannah & Jonny learn about Mardi Gras, with some homemade sound effects!  - ANGELA BASSET DID THE THING  - Virgin Radio Destroys Aimee's Debt! What it sounds like to win $100,000!

Hobbit Racing, Naked Campfires, And Vin Diesel: Lord Of The Family

 - GF breaks up with BF over the Super Bowl 'tubi' commercial  - Don't sit naked by a campfire, you could torch your plum tree shaker!  - Vin Diesel: Lord of the Family. 

Gas Station Flowers, Litter Box Valentines, And Homeboy Is Ordering Two Cheesecakes Tonight

 - Why Valentines Day is an important holiday, even if you're single  - Hannah got a cat to pee on Jonny, and the personalized poop bags that are in the mail  - Yesterday's Destroy Your Debt winner went right to the cheesecakes  - Asking For A Friend: Am I wrong to be mad that my Valentine got me gas station flowers?  - Never trust Hannah & Jonny with your weather

An Intergalactic Serenade, Jonny's About To Be P*SSED (on), And Lingerie Trench Coat Mishaps

 - Foods not to eat in bed... Hopefully, not ANY.  - Hannah is trying to get the Windsor Humane Society to put Jonny's name in their litterbox  - #ToxicTuesday: the story that started it all... A Lingerie & Trench Coat mishap on Valentines Day!  - What if the alien spy balloons were really just Valentines from another galaxy? We interrupt this podcast with an intergalactic surprise serenade.

Windsor Valentines, TucciGate, And Hannah's First 'Fit Check'

 - Hannah & Jonny take you through the best (and WORST) Super Bowl commercials from last night  - Drake has the hypest "Fit Check" ever, Hannah's is very on-brand   - Harry Styles x Stanley Tucci movie WHEN  - YQG aka Windsor Valentines... Some are better than others

Lil Jon Almighty, Morbid Facts For Funsies, And A SuperterriBowl Serenade

 - Are you a Lil Jon today or a Steve Carrell today?  - A new way to get back at your ex that will FLUSH them out of your system  - "Why Did I Say That?" moments  - A SuperterriBOWL Serenade in celebration of Rihanna this weekend

The Delegate Drag Defender, 2 Slush Or Not 2 Slush, & Magic Stool Bus

*Best unexpected Doorbell footage EVER *A city councilor in the Nation's capital is a secret superhero *A first date do-over that could have gone DANGEROUSLY wrong (turning down creeps sure makes you thirsty.) *A newly approved vibrating pill that Hannah is convinced was a major part of our childhood.

NAUR, Traumatizing Movie Scenes, & Male Enhancement On FB Marketplace

Hannah & Jonny list the stars of the show, and the NAUR of the show.  - The voicemail that will make you want to quit dating completely  - Patrick Mahomes vs. Austin Mahone showdown  - Amelia's traumatizing movie experience may have altered her life in a BIG way  - Things NOT to buy on FB Marketplace

The H*rniest Town In Michigan, What Not To Get Your Partner For V Day, And Do-NUTS!

 - Here are some things to AVOID getting your partner this Valentine's Day  - Lindsay tells a horrible first-date story for the chance at a First Date Do-Over!  - This Michigan restaurant wants you to try their warm, tasty pink taco.

Chili Hacks, Lax Bro Winter, And Bean Girl's On That Beat

 - #JusticeForBeanGirl  - There's a new Canadian Heritage minute that's taking the world by storm  - Honourable Mention: Jonny getting identity-thefted  - Our AI-Generated Drake song about the Windsor-Detroit Border

Fired For Cheating, The End of An Era, & Dr. Phil Kills Jonny

Asking For A Friend: Should your work be able to fire you for having an affair with a co-worker? Jonny Shares an emotional tribute to the end of an Era

Jonny The Trespasser: A Sound Story of Teamwork and Crazy Wieners

A desperate rescue attempt in Riverside had Jonny running around in his neighbours` backyards on Sunday...then Tarra told us about her Crazy Wieners. 

The Soundtrack To Hell, Billy Bob Bass, And Your Live Toot Of The Day

Mascots Who Can GET IT, Reverse Voluptuous Bum-Bum, & Game of Vibrating Thrones

-The core of the Earth is spinning the wrong way so we learn how to talk backward feat. Too Hot To Handle, Lord of the Rings, and the hardest word in the world. -Who is the hottest mascot? Another big brand is changing an iconic character to be less offensive but Jonny thinks we need to MAKE MASCOTS SEXY AGAIN!! -Hannah has another Goop Guide for us just in time for Valentine's Day and it's pretty kinky...

Sausage Breakfast Patty Supremacy, The Shrexifix, And The Oscar-Nominated Year Of D*cks

 - The best moment of the livestreamed Oscar Nomination yesterday by FAR  - McDonalds has a new McMuffin on their menu in Canada and it's a game-changer  - FB Marketplace Finds that shouldn't exist and a gospel cover of All Star by Smashmouth

Cringe Dates, Deer Bucket, And The iPhoto Hack That Cheaters LOVE

 - #ToxicTuesday: The iPhone Hack That Cheaters LOVE  - Say goodbye to M&Ms forever  - The weirdest/cringiest places you've been taken on a date  - Michigan Deer can't stop doing THIS

DUMMY THICC, Robot Mop Murder, And YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!

If you missed Hannah & Jonny's show this morning, catch up on the highlights HERE:  - Honourable Mention: Anyone who doesn't use the adjective "voluptuous".   - 3rd Star: Hamilton's Toothless Wonder & screaming Tony Hawk  - 2nd Star: The murderous robot mopping machine that's coming to a wedding registry near you  - 1st Star: The rainbow pooping unicorns that turned "My Humps" into "My Poops", and now need to PAY UP

A Dramatic Reading Of Jenny From The Block And A Queasy (Cheesy) Serenade

If you missed Hannah & Jonny's show this morning, here are the THREE STARS of the day!  - A Dramatic Reading of Jenny From The Block  - Which Chainsmoker are YOU?  - An Ode To Cheese

#FartGate, To Pee or Not to Pee, & Justice for Dem Franchize Boyz

-Hannah and Jonny investigate the potential toot that rocked the Nation -A new study says there's a link between D-size and the type of vehicle you drive. -While discussing gross things that guys do Jonny drops a bombshell on Hannah. She's disgusted and CAN'T believe that a LOT of people do this. -PLUS a couple Hannah Witherbee nuggets with 0 context

Tasteful N*des, Karen Screamo, And Females In Forensics (Shakira v. The Jam)

If you missed Hannah & Jonny's show this morning, here are the THREE STARS of the day!  - The "Rotten Review" of the Detroit Institute of Art that actually sounds like a selling feature, tbh.  - How Shakira was tipped off that her ex, Gerard Pique, was cheating  - The biggest freakout of 2023 so far, plus THE REMIX!!!!!!

"Unblock Me" Flowers, Rotten Milk, And Talking Like We're In The 1920s

If you missed Hannah & Jonny's show this morning, here are the THREE STARS of the day!  - Jonny's (obviously very) rotten milk, which he continued to drink all morning  - Toxic Tuesday: The Canadian Florist who shares cringey flower card messages anonymously on TikTok  - National Bootleggers Day complete with 1920s sayings and soundboard

YOU CAN'T SUE ME, The Pasta Rumble, And Turtle Sounds You Can't Play On The Radio

 - The 103-year-old tortoise who saved his species by gettin' in on.  - Scientist vs. Chef Pasta Rumble  - Move over Forest Bathing, there's a hot (or cold) new wellness trend in town!  - Songs that are on our workout playlists!  - The Canadian hack that will save you time in the mornings!  - Friday the 13th Surprise Serenade... Will you be unlucky enough to hear it?

Jonny Gets Scammed, Big Egg Energy, & National Treasure Gogh's to Detroit

-Jonny fell for an email scam at work and got in trouble -Wither Report: Hannah chokes on an oat, Kardashian flour fraud, Chainsmokers 3-ways, & Harry Styles in the MCU? -How people are reacting to the biggest egg in town! -Which way do you shower? -A famous painting that's in Detroit was STOLEN?! -We try to re-record the White Lotus theme song...

Sexy Siblings, Sock of Sadness, Poop Particles, And A Toilet Gender Reveal

 - Rent-Free: The Golden Globes last night, and the only thing better than a sausage, egg n' cheese  - Asking For A Friend: Is it weird that I called my sister sexy at her wedding?  - Top things that give adults THE ICK  - Gwyneth Paltrow misses the 90s, where you could do your drugs and not get caught.

Maury Povich ASMR, Hanks On Dranks, And Putting Our Fiancé's Loyalties To The Test

 - Rent-Free: The CTV anchor peeing with a mic on, and Maury Povich (or Alec Baldwin?) ASMR  - This is my emotional support snake  - We just don't feast like we used to  - HANKS on DRANKS... Tom Hanks swears by this alcoholic bev he invented over the holidays!  - Reid and Ben from 98.3 Move in Kingston called to congratulate us on our Windsor Spitfires trade for Shane Wright.  - THE LOYALTY TEST... Not just for TikTok anymore!

Pinterest Wedding Boards From 2013, Jonny Pulling A Karen, And Miss France Supremacy

 - Living rent-free: Miss France at the Miss Universe pageant rehearsal  - This job is ALMOST as good as being Pete Davidson's assistant  - A TV series with a Detroit connection is on the way!  - Alec Baldwin is just 3 centimeters shy of understanding how Instagram works.  - Looking back at Pinterest Wedding Boards from 2013. Cringe is palpable.  - FB Marketplace Finds that leave more questions than answers... #SurprisedByRice?  - FOOD NEWS: McDonalds is bringing back these two items f...

Break-Up Bears, The LOL Verifier, And Good News If Your Name Starts With J

 - So Carole Baskin DIDN'T "kill her husband, whacked him"??????  - Break Up Bears... The worst, or the best way to end a relationship?  - What's the worst fight you ever had with your sibling? Jonny's sounds more like a kidnapping.  - #WhatsAPPening: The LOL Verifier is about to rat you out to your friends, and sounds to cover up you pooping  - Good news if your name starts with J!

iSellGun, Net Worth vs. Nut Worth, & DOG...WHY?

-Starting off with the soothing sounds of Hilary Duff and inappropriate IG ads -Wither Report I: Gabrielle Union pays the bills and gets mad kills, and a royal Canadian wedding -The top-grossing Onlyfans star is grossing people out -CNN's top places to visit in 2023 features WHAT Canadian city?! -The Buttertart Bandit strikes again -How to win $100 grand and spend it all on birds -Jonny's getting into nude modeling -A famous dog is having an existential crisis -Ontario's rejected lic...

Rotten Reviews of Comerica Park, And Hannah Holmes' Case Of The Missing Arby's Poutine Dip Sandwich

Don Lemon Missing The Countdown, Windsorites Are #1! For This! And The First Jazz Farts Of The Year

 - Rolling Stone released a list of the Top 200 Singers of all time, and EVERYBODY is mad at this snub...  - #WhatToWatch: What did you binge-watch over the holidays?   - Hannah & Jonny share their New Years Resolutions  - Don Lemon missed the New Years Eve countdown in New Orleans because he was too busy listening to Back That A** Up and it's the vibe we want in 2023  - Windsorites are #1 in Canada for doing THIS!

Hannah & Jonny's HoliYAY Special!

Happy Holidays from Hannah, Jonny, and the whole team at 93.9 Virgin Radio!! All the best in 2023! 

Windsor Bingo, Santa Daddy, And Somebody Come Get Al Pacino

 - Jonny updates us on his bday plans, Hannah updates us on the new Harry & Meghan Netflix special  - In an effort to get Santa to come to our HoliYAY Special, Hannah & Jonny do an original surprise serenade duet, "Santa Daddy".  - What's on your Windsor Bingo Card?   - Festive baby names to avoid this holiday season  - A surprise BTS look: Santa and Mrs Claus were busy, so they enlisted Hannah & Jonny to fill their commercial shoes! We think we should leave this one to the pros! 

VolkwswaGENITALIA, Methful PeekGoose, & TURN DOWN FOR MAD WORLD!!!

-Volkwagen going viral for their handle. You'll never unsee it. -Wither Report I: J. Lo thinks she's better than Whitney Houston? Wednesday cancelled? The People Have CHOSEN! -Let's learn some Medieval terms! -Hannah is devastated and her music choice is unhinged. -Holiday injuries! -Facebook Finds!! $400 seats, Old Soda, Chicken Broaster, & Reindeer food -Spam Figgy Pudding anyone? -AFAF: Mistletoe Mishap -Most common lies on Tinder -Wither Report II: Time Person of the year, Sexy ...

Details On The GMA Cheating Scandal, Grinch-On-Grinch Crime, And The Price Is WRONG!!!

 - Jonny identifies with Etsy's "Stinky Gift" section a little bit TOO much  - The Price Is WRONG!!! Hannah tries to order this holiday's most-wanted items from most to least expensive!  - Chatham-Kent has named their snowplows for 2022, and these names DON'T miss.  - AI-Generated pickup lines sound like they're written by Adam Levine  - #ToxicTuesday: The details on the GMA Cheating Scandal and why the internet is on their side  - A Grinch-versus-Rudolph showdown in Michigan

Humming Songs To Google, Dong Doubles, And Mayonog

 - Hannah is back from vacation! Here's what's living in our heads rent-free!  - Cara Delevingne is donating her O to science  - #WhatToWatch: That 90s Show, Harry & Meaghan's new series, and Emily In Paris S3  - You can use your phone on the toilet, but only for THIS many minutes  - What's APPening: A new feature was just added to the Google App, and we are about to put it to the test! 

Last Swiftmas, Gaslighting 101, and Best Before, NOT Worse After

Hannah's off this week! But we've got lots of Wither Reports anyway! -Wither Report I: Adele's surprise guest, New J. Lo, and the most Hannah thing ever. -Heartwarming video from Windsor went viral -AFAF: Should I have to pay for my mom's bf's Xmas tree? -Wither Report II: Billie Eilish's 6th Vanity Fair interview, and FINALLY got a trailer for the Grinch horror movie! -Last Swiftmas contest: Giving away tickets to see Taylor Swift at Ford Field all week long! -Toxic Tuesday: A toxic t...