Legally Blunt

Getting Asked Out By A Mascot, Calonnis, And The Windsor Bush Bandit

 - Hannah does NOT deserve congratulations for this episode  - National Calonni Day?  - The Top 15 Best Cities In Canada To Enjoy Nature  

Top 10 Most Instagrammable Places In Windsor-Essex, A Wild Jonny Parks Mating Ritual, And Not A Collection But An Amalgamation

 - Jonny narrates his kissing technique like David Attenborough  - Local Windsor-Essex places you can do it for the 'gram  - Hannah is drowning in Christmas underwear

Which Superheroes Can Get It, Sandy Cohen From The OC Invented Bagels

What happens in Valhalla, stays in Valhalla.

NEKKID GRANDMA, I'm The Captain Now, And Don't Cook With A Moscato

 - Fish Flies are the new Murder Cicadas  - Hannah's about to ruin a friendship over a bottle of Moscato   - Ed Sheeran's new vibe = angry Ron Weasley

Les Ananas Ne Parlent Pas, Jonny Makes The Mashup Of The Summer

Going Super Saiyan, Windsor's Most Stylish Criminal, Featuring Lil Jon

Mambo No. 5, The Most Dramatic Exit Yet, And Ladies And Gentlemen, Adele DaZeem

 - The COOLEST neighbourhood in Windsor-Essex!  - Songs you don't want to get in an accident listening to  - WIFF is CANCELLED

Tinder's Shady New Feature, Surprise Serenades, And Pooping Into The Void

 - Jonny vs Wasp  - Jeff Bezos in space  - Toxic Tuesday gone TOO FAR

There's Always A Headless Horseman, And Barney Rubble Can Get It

 - WHAT IS THIS, A CAMPER FOR ANTS?!?!?!  - Windsor-Essex superstitions  - Ed Sheeran & Monica from Friends are Vosting Fideos 

Sandstorm On The Trumpet, Stop Trying To Make Mouse Rat Happen, And Prince William's Appearance At The Junos

 - What Tims menu item are you based on your astrological sign?  - The NSYNC/BSB collab we all knew we needed!  - Who needs amusement parks when you have roads in Windsor-Essex?

Billie Eilish's New Song In Whale, Joe Dirt In Paradise, And 2021 Isn't A Good Year For Eyebrows

As of today, 100% of this morning show has 75% of their eyebrows.

Twerking To The Jeopardy Theme, And Elk Calls Are The New Vuvuzelas

 - Elk call, or Hannah's voice?  - MeetCute stories  - The new app that lets you rent backyard pools by the hour in YQG

THIS CAR HAS SEATS, Daddy Lipa, And News Karaoke

Where Ontario Falls On The Misery Index, Jonny's Main Character Moment, The Great Agave Heist Of 2011

 - A new study revealed the "Most Miserable Provinces in Canada" during the pandemic... How did Ontario rank?  - Windsor-Essex emojis - Fighting over the PC points in a breakup

The Stream Went A Little TOO Live, The Shame Of Wearing Loaner Pants, And Putting Dynamite Up Your Butt

Episode 5.

Who Gets Custody Of Brad Pitt's Man Bun, The Stages Of Eating In The Car, And Yelling Kelly Clarkson

Episode 4.

Losing Your Bottoms In Georgian Bay, Texts That Shouldn't Be In The Group Chat, And Crotchal Regions

Episode 3.

Everything Is Bennifer, Fake Funerals, And Serious Ding Dong Eaters Only

 - Our relationship with the AstraZeneca vaccine is like JLo and Ben Affleck.... On again, off again.    - Someone on TikTok planned a fake funeral for her boyfriend's mistress, and she still thinks he is dead to this day.    - Listener Chris beat Jonny's Ding Dong eating record.

Jonny's Ode To Doug Ford, How To Order A Thicc Boi From Tims, And Where Is Crap Bag?

Episode 1.

Introducing ''Legally Blunt'' with Hannah & Jonny

Hannah Witherbee and Jonny Parks are co-hosts of Hannah & Jonny in the morning on 93.9 Virgin Radio. Subscribe now!