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STINK FLOYD, Hug Your Dealer, And Choke-Slamming An Ostrich

 - Did you celebrate American Thanksgiving? Today isn't just Black Friday, it's Brown Friday!  - Ryan Reynolds is one step closer to buying the Ottawa Senators, now that THIS Canadian celeb has stepped on-board  - #KevinJonasForSpiderman2024  - Rotten Reviews: Niagara Falls Edition  - The Thanksgiving Leftover Hack that's going to change your life forever  - Have you ever seen someone clothesline a runaway ostrich from a moving truck?

Pucks of Cheese, Hannah's Not Human, 'Murican Thanksgiving

-Hannah and Jonny have a hockey hangover after a great night at the WFCU...and even though we got a LOT of beans Hannah still needs more gas. -New Boursin flavour just dropped. -A listener tries out her sexy sick voice -Wither Report I: Blake Lively gets double pregnant, Jonny can't dance, Daniel Craig shades Chris Evans, and hope you're craving more Lizzo. -Don't use red bowls/encore of Jonny's Thanksgiving masterpiece for American Thanksgiving -Hannah challenges Jonny to a parody-off....

Texts From Mr Rodgers, Discontinued Snacks, And Mosh-Pitting Sheep

 - Nick Cannon has a big announcement, and (luckily) it's NOT what you think it is.  - Creepy texts from Mr Rodgers  - How are they going to do all four Avatar movies in 6 years?  - #ToxicTuesday: I got my husband's "friend" a job on my hospital floor, and after her probation, found out she was his MISTRESS  - This snack is being discontinued in Canada and witches are shaking

The Dog Poop Wars Of West Windsor, Investigating Subway, And Being Home For QUISMOIS

 - Hannah's post-weekend watch and Jonny's post-weekend watch!  - #WitherReport: A celebrity breakup we saw coming, who got BOO-ed at the AMAs, and the holiday singalong that has everybody excited for QUISMOIS!  - Asking For A Friend: Dop Poop Wars Edition  - An investigative report into whether or not Subway has discontinued its Italian Herb & Cheese bread  - $3 Classic Christmas Movies in Windsor-Essex!

Horse Sperm, Greys Anatomy Spoilers, And Fibbin' About The Jibbin

 - What's living in your head rent-free? Hannah says the dog that sounds like Mrs. Doubtfire, Jonny says Julia Fox's message that AGING is SEXY!  - Martha Stewart wants to claim the title of "Queen of Thanksgiving"  - DEALS DEALS DEALS! Black Friday deals you can capitalize on right now, here in Canada!  - A suprise serenade dedicated to TicketMaster  - What are your Christmas "colours" this year?   - Bills Mafia is going to destroy Ford Field* ** (ah, of course, an audible)

Release the Peen Cut, Hanny Devito, & Bong Rips Or Eyeliner?

-The conclusion to OAT-GATE: Hannah's fiance strikes back! -Wither Report I: Getting clothes from celebs, Jay Leno update, Sexiest Man advice -Hacking Darts while running a marathon -What to Watch: The Santa Clause(S), Natalie Portman drinks Bear Grylls' undies water, New Xmas movie & Drag Race -The tap limit doesn't exist! -Wither Report II: Is Reba McEntire Judge Judy? Is Hannah Danny Devito? Is Harry Styles being harassed by Gordon Ramsay? Did Swifties ruin Ticketmaster? -Ranch on a...

Oat Goats, Twerking Rats, And You Can't Swift With Us

 - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for getting onto the Taylor Swift pre-sale ticket site, and then not buying an extra ticket for my friend?  - Did you know rats can dance? We didn't, but here are some songs we think they would dance to.  - Michigander is in AWE of Bulk Barn... You've gotta hear her reactions!  - The conclusion of a controversial lawsuit, leading to a controversial debate  - Asking For A Friend R2: Is Hannah the worst for asking her fiance to put less water in her o...

Tim's New Holiday Menu, The Nude Spiderman, And The Downfall Of Editing Your iMessages

 - The worst school band of all time is 1000x more traumatizing than you think it is  - Jay Leno is going to get the Pete Davidson  - This Michigan couple got married WHERE???  - #ToxicTuesday: the downside of the new iMessage editing software  - Tim Horton's Holiday Menu drops tomorrow, and there are some brand new food & drinks on it!

O'Meatmas Tree, A Local Cafe In LaSalle, And What Your Favourite Song Says About Your Relationship Style

 - There was a local shoutout on the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions on Thursday Night!   - The definitive reviews of Lindsay Lohan's new Christmas movie, Falling For Christmas.  - #AskingForAFriend: am I the worst for not wanting a gift card from my partner for Christmas?  - Rotten Reviews strikes again, this time with Ojibway Park!  - What does your favourite song say about your relationship style? Hannah's is accurate, Jonny's is... troubling.  - The wedding trend that is SWEEPING t...

We Have The Meats, Cute Lil Sneeze Attacks, & Clapping Moistly

-Cursed Remix: Frozen x Marvin Gaye = Masterpiece  -Wither Report: John Mayer must die, Celebrity Pickleball, The LOHANAISSANCE continues. -H&J try the Arby's Poutine Dip Sandwich -Minimum gift cost for a Wedding?! (Also Hannah almost dies from sneezing) -Wither Report II: Jeniffer Aniston's fertility journey & Sam Smith the Fishmonger -Burping on the Mic and Laughing your pants. -5 year old had a birthday at Hooters...thoughts? -Hannah And Jonny Break some Records: Most claps in 30 s...

Mimosa Hacks, Meeting Your Husband's Girlfriend, And Hannah & Jonny's LeBreakUp

 - We know who broke the WIFF Record for most movies ever seen!  - Songs that make your food taste better  - Asking For A Friend: I have an open relationship, should I meet my husband's girlfriend?  -  Celebrities you would be scared to meet, inspired by Justin Bieber avoiding Judge Judy  - The Mimosa Hack that will change your life

Eating 40 Rotisserie Chickens, Being Less Boring Than Downton Abbey, And Alpha Males Go To Hooters

 - A Philly man is going viral for eating 40 consecutive full rotisserie chickens on their riverfront.   - People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive IS...  - Air BnB is saying, "wait, don't go"! and will begin including the cleaning prices and service fees in the displayed nightly rate  - Ryan Reynolds is CONFIRMED trying to purchase the Ottawa Senators  - Millennial girls, this podcast is going to blow one of our biggest mysteries WIDE open.  - #ToxicTuesday: The new dating trends "cobwebbin...

Jonny's Secret Skidmarks, ECONOMY = SOLVED, And What Happens On The Wine Tour Stays On The Wine Tour

 - How to overcome ~10% inflation, according to Chrystia Freeland... Step 1) Cancel Disney+. Step 2) Profit.  - The prettiest-sounding girl and boy names, according to SCIENCE!  - Elon Musk is banning everyone on Twitter  - #AskingForAFriend: Am I wrong to be mad at my sister for doing my husband's laundry?  - Selena Gomez is feuding with the girl who donated her kidney to her, after not giving her any credit in her Apple TV+ documentary  - PEOPLE Mag's Sexiest Man Alive is being announ...

The Dawn Of Avocados, Don't Rake Me Up, And Victorian Ghosts In Vegas

 - Jonny has a surprise serenade for all you leaf-rakers out there!  - Meg Thee Stallion is mad at Drake, and Martha Stewart is mad at Mariah Carey... The Christmas vs Thanksgiving Showdown  - Your NEW Popstar Passport trip IS..........  - This Avocado scanner will tell you how many days until it is ripe! They've been working on it for millions of years!

1-800-SexyTurkey, White Scrotus, & The Bravest Caller Ever

-Ryan Reynolds is buying an NHL team? -Liquid Lasagna anyone? -WHAT TO WATCH: New episodes of Jonny's guilty pleasure show, See harry Spit in 3D, and you can't escape full frontal in this show. -Juicy Couture Mayo. Yeah. -Wither Report: A Dell or A Dale? Post Malone was voted WHAT in high school? & Bring your cat to Taylor day. -Jonny is obsessed with the Turkey Hotline, but it's not what he thought it was. -More Hotline Blings+Wrong Pizza numbers -THE BEST CALL we've ever received. L...

Stool Selling, Stuffing Your Dog, And Pete Davidson's Baguette Bag

Reviews Of Jackson Park, Wrestling Alter-Egos, And Leaving Your Spouse In Economy

 - IT'S NOVEMBER 1st, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!  - Rotten Reviews: Jackson Park Edition  - Hannah & Jonny define their Wrestler Alter-Egos  - #ToxicTuesday: My Mother In Law booked my husband and I flights to my Father-In-Law's funeral, but she booked him in first-class, and me in economy.

Windsor Ghost Stories, Last Minute Costume Ideas, And The Drunk Munchies Dash

Twerkin' 9-5, Chandler VS. John Wick, Whiteclaws and Slot Machines

-Jonny might have been the biggest loser at the Casino (except for the person who got arrested) -Wither Report I: No Met Gala for Betty & No Donda for Ye! -The 9th best burger in the WORLD is in Windsor -Disney + Sized Heroine -Matthew Perry (Chandler from Friends) keeps shading Keanu Reeves for WHAT? -Wither Report II: Drake + 21 Savage's album will be overdue, Ed Sheeran doc incoming, Nick's Cannon is firing again. -When it comes to iced coffee and bao buns, WHY CHOOSE? -The ULTIMAT...

Dream Cheating, Christmas Pratt, And Fast & The Furious 55 Starring The Diesel Kids

EXCLUSIVE: Fyre Fest The Sequel, Pet Costumes, And The 12-Foot Skeleton Heist

 - RIP Leslie Jordan, this southern comedian was a ray of sunshine.  - Pet costumes... Do you dress your pet up for Halloween? Hannah already has two Haloween costumes for her cat. Jonny is against the idea.  - We have the EXCLUSIVE details on Billy McFarland's new Fyre Festival sequel, and he says, "This time, everyone's invited".  - Another incident of food-related vandalism at a famous establishment! This one took the cake!  - Toxic Tuesday: This woman's BF dumped her because she swit...

Throwing Meals At Paintings, Kris Jenner Un-Aliving Hannah, And The Shusher Vs. The Shushee

 - Brunch With Babs teaches us the best way to carve a pumpkin, but Hannah says this has serial killer written ALL over it.  - The cottage from The Holiday is available to rent this Christmas, except this replica is a little closer to home! (Jude Law not included)  - Asking For A Friend: My boyfriend SHUSHED kids at the movies, is that a red flag?  - Kris Jenner does NOT want us talking about the Kylie / Travis Scott cheating scandal.  - First it was tomato soup, now it's mashed potatoes...

Attack Ads, Attack Bees, And Steven King's Latest Novel About Cooking Salmon In The Microwave

 - You'll never believe how Channel 4 tied in the resignation of British PM Liz Truss into the Taylor Swift album release.  - It's election day on Monday, so let's re-live Hannah & Jonny's political attack ads  - A Massachusetts woman attacked police officers with BEES, and what she was wearing was a dead giveaway.  - The spooky cookbook Jonny wants in his stocking this year  - Dogs ARE judging you, but only this specific kind.

That's So SportsBall, Cannibal Rats, & Sharing PassionFlix

-Is Hannah an intern for Sports Centre? This promo makes it seem like it. -Wither Report: SWIFTY EVE, New trash just dropped, and is Billy Rae the spiciest Cyrus??  -We tried to give gas away and it was harder than we thought. We also missed the guy who needed it most. -Scamming kids and destroying their businesses. -Where is the RATTIEST city in Canada? And which province has NO rats? -Dry shampoo recall + hygiene tips from Jonny  -Wither Report II: Hannah cancels Kim K, Shakira owns ...

Booners, Birth Cheese, And Deckin' Halls And Punchin' Walls

 - Hannah reset to her factory settings at Scarehouse Windsor last Friday night.  - OLIVIA WILDE DROPPED HER SPECIAL SALAD DRESSING RECIPE that had Jason Sudeikis lying on the ground in front of her car to stop her from bringing it to Harry Styles  - The Texas couple being haunted by erotic ghosts...  - Mountain Dew "Fruit Quake" is coming this holiday season! We're decking the halls, and punching some walls

FAUX-GRAS, A Salad Dressing That Ruined A Marriage, And Being Banned From All Windsor Starbucks

 - It's #ToxicTuesday, and we are getting INTO the Olivia Wilde/Jason Sudeikis divorce drama.  We need to know that is in this INFAMOUS salad dressing!  - COW-Bucha is coming, to reduce cows burping greenhouse gases into the atmosphere  - James Cordon was banned, and then un-banned, from a famous NYC restaurant. We talk to Ash, a Starbucks Barista, who tells us about the Windsor woman who has been BANNED from ALL Starbucks  - How many times can you say FOIE GRAS in 30 seconds

Swearing At Zombies, Bedroom Kombucha, And A Congressional Adult Film Release

 - Hannah & Jonny went to Scarehouse on Friday, and she might be on the blacklist!  - Asking For A Friend: Am I wrong to ban my sister from staying at my house forever?  - The Congressional Candidate who released his own adult film in order to prove he's the "real deal"

Halloween Costumes To Avoid 2022, Gettin' In On For Grandma, And Blink $182

Hot Baldies, Dong Modelling, & Disney Fight Club

-Your favourite milk alternative has been LYING to you. -WITHER REPORT: Buble shaded the Leafs, Ed Sheeran won't stop giving penises to people and it's giving Jonny ideas. -Hannah's gonna be a TV STAR, apparentlyyy she's a little over-prepared. -Jonny's Fall Food Tip: Pumpkin Seeds SUCK compared to these crispy delicious snacks -Who's the hottest bald man in the world? The rankings have changed since last year. -WITHER REPORT 2: Adam Sandler is the real UNCAH JAM, Lizzo is gonna twerk-f...

Selling Elon Musk's Bath Water, The Night Night Bonking Stick, And Jonny Losing The Company Credit Card

 - We did our first TAB GRAB yesterday at Devonshire Mall! Jonny lost the company credit card!  - Asking For A Friend: was I wrong to ask my date to split the bill, simply because the date went poorly?  - Sleep retreats are the new Wellness retreats!  - Elon Musk may as well start selling his own bathwater at this point. 

What To Watch: Scary Edition, The 12-Foot Pumpkin Spice Skelly, And The Fat Bear Week Cheating Controversy

 - Happy Belated Thanksgiving! We are starting the week off with some GOOD NEWS!  - The 12-foot pumpkin spice skeleton in LaSalle  - Your dog doesn't like its derogatory nickname, even if you don't think it knows... IT KNOWS.  - #ToxicTuesday: The life hack on how to get over an ex that will work EVERY single time  - What To Watch Spooky Edition! Things to add to your watchlist this month! 

Big Brussels Sprout, Turkey Tunes, And Bring Back The Mario Booty

 - The Great British Bake Off is getting cancelled for their Mexican Week episode, and here's why.  - #BasicBupdate: Not about PSLs, but White Claws!  - A Surprise Serenade for Thanksgiving Weekend  - What To Watch: Action Santa, and a first-look at Chris Pratt as Mario

Turkey Tip Trash Talk, Porno Puppy, & Pete Davidson: Snake Charmer

-Hiding bad habits from your partner? You're not alone. -This guy claims he didn't order a Porn channel...his dog did. -FACEBOOK FINDS: Trade candy for a guitar, Secondhand Halloween Costumes, Cookie Monster breakup and Pepe booty. -Wither Report: Beyonce party rules, Miracle babies and the show with the MOST LIT Sad-rock soundtrack returns! -Relating to a bathroom coyote + Hannah needs to brush up on her ninja turtle fax. -There's a shortage of this Thanksgiving staple...but Jonny's mo...

Why Does Coffee Make You Poop, An Unsurprising Divorce, And Plants With Machetes

The Definitive Bubly Power Rankings, The Upper Peninsula Fight Club, And Foods To Ruin The Mood

 - Kim Kardahsian has her own true crime podcast on Spotify  - The WORST foods to eat when you're trying to get in the mood... Windsorites, be aware of this one!  - #ToxicTuesday: Tiktokkers are calling their exes, hanging up, and making videos of whoever calls back first.  - Jonny's Definitive Bubly Flavour Rankings

Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza, Pooping In The Ditch, And Taking A "Break-Up Leave"

 - Happy Monday! It was a busy weekend, with LOTS of embarrassing moments for Hannah & Jonny.  - #AskingForAFriend: Should my boss be required to give "break-up leave", similar to bereavement leave?   - When did "nature call" at a very inopportune time????? It happens to the best of us.

Superstore Sushi, Pumpkin Spice Margaritas, And First Date Happy Endings

 - These foods are bad for your gut health! Who knew????  - The Pumpkin Spice Margaritas, and other fall-themed drink items kicking off today at WindsorEats  - #OneNightStandUp: Ashely's first date takes her a trip to a London dance club "FOR THE FOOD", but you won't believe what happens next!

Craig Ramsay's Naked Parade, Bridezillas, And Gwyneth Paltrow Eating Spray Cheese

 - We are joined by Craig Ramsay, 1/2 of the winning team of the Amazing Race Canada, to talk about him and his best friend Catherine's journey on the show.  - Snippets of a new Kanye song  - Asking For A Friend: Am I the bridezilla for getting the distracting young server sent home from my wedding?  - The Tim's Run Club just took on a whole new meaning

Drops Of Uranus, Chihuahua Diarrhea, And This Guy HATES Kia Souls

 - The DART mission was a success! Hey Siri, play Drops of Uranus.  - A Chihuahua diarrhea-ed on its owner's face and she basically almost died  - Who was out here trying to assassinate the inventor of the saxophone as a child? How is anyone this unlucky?  - What car model is an immediate deal breaker for you? There's NO way you're as passionate as this guy at the club, who won't stop talking about it.

JEFF GOLDBLOOM, Tin Fish Date Night, And Beware Of #PorscheGuy

*APOLOGIES FOR QUIET BACKGROUND NOISE WE HAD TO USE OUR BACKUP SYSTEM TODAY*    - Jonny went to Scarehouse Windsor's immersive experience on Friday! Hannah is dreading going!   - Asking For A Friend: "Is it a red flag for a girl to work in construction or a trade?"  - A new restaurant coming to downtown Windsor!  - The latest cheap date night that's taking over TikTok... With over 8mil views.

Butter Boards, Bad Trombone, And Attending A Zoom Meeting During A Lash Appointment

Sportsball Milk News, To Yeet Or Not To Yeet, And DJ Khaled's Redemption Story

Beyond Nosemeat Burgers, Let's Geteth It On, And The Roast Of Adam Levine

 - Happy 15 year anniversary to the most important TV show of all time  - GoT extras, the real MVPs  - Toxic Tuesday: The Roast Of Adam Levine  - Cheating during chess just got... Intimate

Fall-Themed Treats In Windsor, Jonny's Jams N' Jellies, And An Apology To Zac Efron

 - Happy Monday! We had some JAM-PACKED weekends, including Jonny's new obsession with jellies and jams!  - Fall-themed treats in Windsor-Essex that are available right now!  - Hannah's apology to Zac Efron re: jawline implants  - What To Watch: Chris Pratt's having a rough go of it these days - he hasn't died a hero, he's lived long enough to become the villain

Windsor's Apple-Picking Guide, Stinky Little Secrets, And Vin Diesel's Real Name

 - HAPPY FRIDAY!   - Here are the most misunderstood emojis! The second one is... Interesting  - What To Watch: the new Hocus Pocus, The Pizza City You've Never Heard Of, the Jeffrey Dahmer series on Netflix  - This UberEats robot drove right through an active crime scene in LA lmao  - The Surprise Serenade That Never Ends

Rabid Raccoon, Free The Sims, And RRRAAAAHHHMENNN

Redneck Plungers, Exploding Cheese, And Where In The World Was Zac Efron?

Birding For Boobies, Platform Uggs, And The New Hotel In The 'Burg

 - The complete EMMYs rundown if you missed the awards last night  - Toxic Tuesday: the onlyfans model who is message the HUSBANDS of the women who are mean in her comments section, and sharing the husbands' responses with the world.  - iOS updates that will improve your life, if you have a new enough iPhone to download them  - #BasicBupdate: the fashion trend that took a millennial fave, and "lLEVELED IT UP". (literally).

The Two Times You Should NEVER Listen To Your Girlfriend, Eel Pie, And High School Musical-ception

 - Asking For A Friend: Am I a jerk for not getting my girlfriend a birthday present when she explicitly said she didn't want one?   - #BasicBupdate: This business is returning to downtown Windsor soon!  - What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten? Apparently we send lamprey eels to the Royal Family every couple of years for pie  - The HSM original cast reunion that we've all been waiting for!

Stop Slugging, Yeet Me A Sus PSL, & Burn My Playboys

-Hannah and Jonny talk strange inheritance after learning about the Queen's Faberge Egg Fortune (RIP) -When Fall colours are coming to a Forest near YOU -WITHER REPORT: "I'm Glad My Mom Died" and Another Harry Styles acting flop?  -New(?) slang just dropped in Webster's Dictionary -BBC announced the Queen's death during WHAT song?? -WHAT'S APPENING: Why a new tik tok trend called "Slugging" is NOT a good idea. -KOKO'S CORNER: New "Spitgate" theories just dropped + getting your news fro...