Late To The Table
390 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 10 ratingsCan you believe I've never seen Die Hard? Me neither. Late
To The Table revisits classic works of entertainment that you might have missed and sees how they hold up. WE MISSED IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
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Ep. 190 Weird Science: 1980s Blackface
July 16, 2018 05:00 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MBThis episode was suppose to go up next week! We flipped ‘em! You were suppose to listen to an episode on Pleasantville. YA’LL HAD NO IDEA. Just wait until this is a trivia question jeopardy someday, ya bums. Does the John Hughes’ Weird Science hold up? Is Anthony Michael Hall the worst? FIND OUT NOW!
Ep. 189 Kindergarten Cop: Keyser Soze Of The Hamster World
July 09, 2018 12:58 - 1 hour - 74.5 MBThe guys get more off topic than normal while they check out the 90’s comedy Kindergarten Cop. Topics include cartoon spin offs and Middle Earth sex moves.
Ep. 188 Say Anything: Sephiroth Dodo Bird
July 02, 2018 12:14 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBTwo men watch a movies from the 80s and talk about it. It’s a banner week on Late To The Table! Topics include trunk based activities and remembering to buy nice pens for your friends.
Ep. 187 The Gospel Of Mark: Messiah-Blaster
June 25, 2018 12:59 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBA joke gets out of hand and the gang ends up reading the bible. Does it hold up in 2018? Is it the greatest story ever told? Will Sequel’s Month ever end?
Ep. 186 Lethal Weapon 2: Sam Jackson’s A Muppet Christmas Carol (Starring Bruce Willis)
June 18, 2018 05:37 - 1 hour - 75.8 MBSequel’s month/life continues! Listen along as two handsome devils check in on the 1989 classic, Lethal Weapon 2. Somehow they talk about Christmas and human centipedes on father’s day. What? How do YOU celebrate?
Ep. 185 The Godfather Part II (Part II): Ham To Fist
June 11, 2018 10:09 - 1 hour - 70 MBTwo idiots kind of talk about one of the greatest movies of all time. Does it hold up? Why do we post these at 6 in the morning. Holy crap. I gotta be more responsible about sleep. No one cares about ol’ Mikey McKellis as long as they’ve got your hot piping Late To The Table episode on Monday morning. No one cares about the cost. You people sicken me. This podcast is made by human beings! We bled!
Ep. 184 The Godfather Part II (Part I): Grandpa Fart Face
June 04, 2018 10:55 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBThe guys mix it up by talking about the Super Mario Universe instead of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Couldn’t they just talk about the Godfather? NOPE. Could they resist making jokes about a character named Hymen Roth? NOPE. Could they alienate all of the women who listen to the podcast? YUP. Whoopsies!
Ep. 183: Rocky IV: Robots, Golden Retrievers, and You.
May 28, 2018 04:48 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBSequel’s Month never ends! Never! You hear me! It’s memorial day and we watched a movie where a guy beats up a foreigner wearing American flag shorts. We didn’t plan this. I mean it’s pretty good though, right? Rocky IV raises so many questions and provides so little content. 80% montage, 19% punching, 1% James Brown, and 100% jingoism. Let’s go baby!
Ep. 182 Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit: Norwegian Business Boys
May 21, 2018 10:15 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBSequel’s Life! Mike, Rich, and special guest DJ Presto check out Sister Act 2. Does it hold up? Does the podcast finally have a sponsor? When we the gang be hired as business consultants? Find out SOME OTHER TIME.
Ep. 181 Die Hard With A Vengeance: Hans Grubber
May 14, 2018 10:14 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBThe sequel’s month death march continues as the boys watch Die Hard 3. Does it hold up? Is anything ever good? What’s the point of anything? IS GOD REAL? Listen, I don’t have these answers.
Ep. 180 Fast & Furious: Tragedy Musicals
May 07, 2018 21:29 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBLike Dante before them, the gang descends into the depths of hell to examine the cultural phenomenon that is the fast and the furious franchise. Fast and Furious 4, we’re half way there! WhooooaOOOOO livin’ on a prayer! Sorry for the late episode, someone who’s name rhymes with Mitch Marlok feel asleep watching West World. Whoops!
Ep. 179 Avengers: Infinity War: So Many Spoilers
April 30, 2018 10:07 - 1 hour - 85.3 MBTwo Dum Dum Dugans interrupts sequels month to vaguely remember the most successful movie of all time. Spoilers: all of the spoilers.
Ep. 178 Predator 2: 100 Acre Woods Tenement Building
April 23, 2018 10:13 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBWhat is Late to the Table? To me, it’s a podcast that is both created and uploaded in a state of exhaustion. Jeez. Predator 2. What do you want? Did you think it would be good? Do you think it holds up? You can listen to the whole episode OR USE YOUR COMMON SENSE. God. I mean a team of people made this. Possibly some of them had good intentions. I don’t know.
Ep. 177 Rambo: First Blood pt. 2: Racism For Fun And Profit
April 16, 2018 10:35 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBIt’s Sequel's Month! Get into it babies! Listen to America’s favorite consultants come up with profitable new business ideas! Can it be both racist AND profitable? Did Mike discover his life‘s purpose? Find out now!
Ep. 176 The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly : The Ballad Of Colonel Ferrari (Part 2)
April 09, 2018 11:15 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBThe table boys analyze the good, the bad, and the ugly from The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly. Emphasis on the anal.
Ep. 175 The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly : The Canary Of Rape Culture (Part 1)
April 02, 2018 10:55 - 1 hour - 70 MBThe table boys celebrate a milestone episode with racism and nit picking. Aw yeah!
Ep. 174 Pretty Woman: Rogen To Rogan
March 26, 2018 10:03 - 1 hour - 79.7 MBThis is a podcast description. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Does the 1990 Garry Marshall movie Pretty Woman hold up? Does Iron Man have too much time on his hands? How much John Stamos is too much John Stamos? Find out!
Ep. 173 Psycho: Bate And Switch
March 19, 2018 10:16 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBTwo special boys try to deliver a funny and insightful podcast but end up accidentally pooping in your mail box. Psycho. Hitchcock. Get into it.
Ep. 172 Rocky III: Stories Of The Animal Kingdom
March 12, 2018 11:14 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBTwo handsome gentlemen delve into the depths of the 80’s classic, Rocky III. Does it hold up? Is Mr. T silly? When will Rocky and Apollo Creed just kiss already? Would it hurt to have carrots jabbed in your eyes? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED!
Ep. 171 Beetlejuice: Skidooing Technology
March 05, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 65 MBThe gang checks out Tim Burton’s 1988 classic Beetlejuice to see if it hold up. Topics include ancillary ninja turtle characters, super powered golden retrievers, and ghost administrations. Get into it babies!
Ep. 170 Sister Act: Pomeranian Ghost Hell
February 26, 2018 11:02 - 1 hour - 55.1 MBAmerica’s two foremost cultural experts talk about Sister Act like they know somethin’ about somethin’ but really don’t know nothing ‘bout shit. Are curses real? How was Black Panther? Does god exist? FIND OUT NOW.
Ep. 169 Groundhog Day: Alphabetically Jerking Off
February 19, 2018 11:27 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBTwo idiots are stuck in the same cycle where they watch classic movies every week. Does Groundhog Day Hold up? What’s with Bill Murray and his charged relationship with small woodland creatures? Can the guys not talk about birds having sex for one week? Find out NOW.
Ep. 168 Old Boy: Xback Steakhouse
February 12, 2018 11:36 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBDid you guys know Rich uploaded this episode at 2:13 in the morning. Holy shit. The things we do four your people. The guys watch IMDB top 250 darling Old Boy and are straight up flabbergasted.
Ep. 167 Spider-Man 2: 3-5 P’s
February 05, 2018 11:19 - 1 hour - 85.9 MBThe guys take the time to watch the first second Spider-Man for a third time. What? Jesus. Look, does Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 2 hold up? That’s what we’re asking here. We saw it and liked it in the early 2000s, how do we feel almost FIFTEEN YEARS LATER. Find out now (or whenever you listen to it, we al have busy schedules)!
Ep. 166 Thelma And Louise: 60% Water Shortage
January 29, 2018 11:02 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBIn this prequel to Kevin Costner’s Water World, Mike and Rich explore the nature of friendship and how much they actually like each other. Download now to hear America’s number one elf enslavement podcast!
Ep. 165 Commando: Fistor
January 22, 2018 11:01 - 1 hour - 80.7 MBTwo men are backed into a corner and forced to watch the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Commando. They get more and less than the bargained for.
Ep. 163 Dirty Dancing: Catskill Game Farm
January 15, 2018 14:48 - 1 hour - 69 MBTwo men in their early-thirties have the time of their lives talking about one movie from the mid-eighties.
Ep. 163 Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl: Black Pearl Ham
January 08, 2018 10:58 - 1 hour - 85.9 MBHappy 2018 babies! The guys check in on a classic movie they HAVE watched to see if it still holds up. They also discover the root of misogyny, take shots at Orlando Bloom, and come up with a whip ass business idea. It’s high seas fun…one might say!
Ep. 162 2017: A Year In Review
January 01, 2018 14:34 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MBThe Late To The Table crew makes it through another 365 days having learned nothing. They managed to ignore all personal growth and professional problems to bring you their top and bottom 5 movies of the year. If we DID learn anything from 2017 its this: don’t give anyone a bottom five. That’s a butt slap. You know what the sexiest thing in the world is? Consent. Yeaaaah baby show me some of that sweet, sweet consent!
Ep. 161 Lethal Weapon: Reindeer Press Conference
December 25, 2017 06:00 - 1 hour - 79.5 MBLethal Weapon is KIND OF a Christmas movie! Late To The Table is KIND OF entertaining! Does Lethal Weapon hold up? Who cares! I’m getting too old for this shit.
Ep. 160 The Last Jedi: The Rule Of #2
December 18, 2017 12:03 - 1 hour - 103 MBTHERE ARE SPOILERS! SO MANY SPOILERS. ALL OF THE SPOILERS. Everyone else in America watched The Last Jedi and so did Late To The Table. You’ve heard what the critics have said, you’ve heard what the fan boys have said, now hear what two OTHER straight white males think! It’s the outsider perspective YOU NEVER SAW COMING!!!!!!
Ep. 159 Titanic: Tragedy Bounce Houses
December 11, 2017 06:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBThe guys make the podcast equivalent of the actual Titanic: too big, too long, and an unmitigated disaster. After avoiding it for 20 years does James Cameron’s Titanic hold up? Is it difficult to keep focus during a three hour movie? How off track can two men get? Find out over the course of an unreasonable amount of time! In the time it takes you to listen to this episode you could get a certification in first aid…or cook a roast…..Jesus.
Ep. 158 The Lord Of The Rings (1978): Mr. Kettlepotts
December 04, 2017 10:49 - 1 hour - 103 MBI can’t stress enough how important the 1978 next to the title is. It’s so, so very important. Really. It affects a lot. Does Ralph Bakshi’s 1978 animated version of Lord Of The Rings Hold up? Will the guys ever win a Peabody? Why is the episode so long? Find out now!
Ep. 157 The Sound Of Music (Part 2): Baby You Can Drive My Car
November 27, 2017 11:01 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBThe gang breaks new ground by talking about Hitler AND putting stuff in your butt. Meta taggin’: Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer, The Sound of Music, World War II, movies, musicals
Ep. 156 The Sound Of Music (Part 1): 1930s Sonos
November 20, 2017 06:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBIn their three year anniversary(!) episode, Mike and Rich examine a classic musical like consummate professionals.
Ep. 155 Wonder Woman: A Surprising Amount Of Monkey
November 13, 2017 11:11 - 1 hour - 90.1 MBTwo men talk loudly into a microphone. meta taggin’: Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot, Chris Pine, Giraffes
Ep 154 The Shawshank Redemption: The Cinnabun Challenge
November 06, 2017 06:00 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBIn the most heavily edited episode to date, the guys manage to cut out all of Mike’s socialist rants but leave in a whole lotta butt stuff. WHOOPS. Metataggin’: The Shawshank Redemption, Time Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Andy Dufrene, Red, Butts, Butt stuff
Ep 153 The Blair Witch Project: Plymouth Rock Map-Based Adventures
October 30, 2017 10:23 - 56 minutes - 52 MBThe spooktacular concludes! The Blair With Project is a movie I wanted to hate. Does it hold up? Does the Blair Witch poop in the woods? I mean…I’d imagine right? It lives there. Where else would it poop? And don’t say it doesn’t poop. I once read a novel which posited that EVERYBODY poops.
Ep. 152 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974): Cow Pasture Of Ableism
October 23, 2017 09:58 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBWhy does google drive keep changing the image it uses for audio files? That’s the real mystery man. I can’t figure that out at 5:45 in the morning, too early. Does the original The Texas Chainsaw Massacre hold up? Is Leatherface the least competent villain of all time? Is black mold the real killer? Find out now!
Ep. 151 Carrie: I THINK I Know Why The Cage Bird Sings
October 16, 2017 10:05 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBTwo serious movie buff critically analyze the 1976 horror classic Carrie. Just kidding! It’s Late To The Table ya’ll! Butts ahooooooooooy!!!!!!
Ep. 150 12 Angry Men: Winnie The Pooh Home Invasion
October 09, 2017 12:38 - 1 hour - 71.7 MBThe guys finally reach episode 150 and are forced to enact their murder/suicide pact. Stay tuned for next week, Late To The Table: The Zombie Years! It’s like saved by the bell except I think Dustin Diamond is in jail now and no one is getting paid. By the by, 12 Angry Men! Does it hold up? Probably! But listen to this GD episode to find out babies!
Ep. 149 Flash Gordon (1980): Everything’s Comin’ Up Hitler!
October 02, 2017 09:51 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBThe guys watch Flash Gordon due to popular demand and answer some of life’s deepest questions.
Ep. 148 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest: Fluger
September 25, 2017 10:16 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBIn which two self-absorbed assholes ignore one of the greatest movies of all time by talking about nonsense. This episode starts of Raiders Of The Lost Ark quality, transitions to Temple Of Doom quality, and then bottoms out at Crystal Skull quality.
Ep. 147 Teen Wolf: We Run This Town (In A Very Technical Sense)
September 18, 2017 10:04 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBThe guys are diagnosed with werewolf fever and their families must watch as they slowly succumb to the symptoms. Does the 1985 “classic” Teen Wolf hold up? I mean, guess. What do you think? It’s no Citizen Kane.
Ep. 146 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb: Who Is The Mallard?
September 11, 2017 10:03 - 49 minutes - 45.1 MBYou know what’s messed up? Not nuclear war. Not the cold war. The fact that we wake up everyday to an alarm clock. Never get to wake up naturally. Makes you think right? Right?! Whatever. You people. Blah blah Dr. Strangelove blah blah hold up? Blah blah Star Fox references.
Ep. 145 Heathers: Seinfeld Unabomber
September 04, 2017 15:49 - 1 hour - 106 MBThe guys are completely surprised by the 1908s cult classic Heathers. So surprised they mostly talk about Game Of Thrones and poop vampires. Unused Jerry Seinfeld Unabomber joke: Why do they call it a LOSS of LIFE? You’re not going to find it again!
Ep. 144 Gremlins 2: The New Batch: Spitting In God’s Eye
August 28, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 57 MBThe sequel that no one asked for. The podcast that no one likes. Late To The Table bravely ventures into the world of Gremlins 2. Marvel as they discusses the finer points of the time space continuum present in children’s dessert snacks.
Ep 143 Her: Garfield Autoerotic Asphyxiation
August 21, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBAction* Movie Month begins! See the pulse pounding dystopian robot thriller Her! Action juggernaut Joaquin Phoenix turns in a bone breaking performance in the best shoot ‘em up this decade! *All lies
Ep. 142 Fast Times At Ridgemont High: Judge Reinhold Works In A Pirate Restaurant (Pound Cake)
August 14, 2017 11:45 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MBDoes the 1982 classic Fast Times At Ridgemont High hold up or is it just an excuse for the gang to come up with the longest episode title ever? Topics include: nudity, nudity, and a surprising amount of Power Rangers.
Ep 141: Road House: The Tom Cruise School Of Escalation
August 07, 2017 13:06 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBAny failings of the 1980ss classic Road House are from my own initial interpretation of it. It is my fault. I can’t stress that enough. You need to see this movie. Why? Well, listen to the dang ol’ episode to find out gumshoes!