Late To The Table
390 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 10 ratingsCan you believe I've never seen Die Hard? Me neither. Late
To The Table revisits classic works of entertainment that you might have missed and sees how they hold up. WE MISSED IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
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Ep. 40 Big: Laser Taggin’
August 31, 2015 02:03 - 1 hour - 87.5 MBWho knows what evil lurks in the hearts of mid level account executives at toy companies? Tom Hanks does, and he’s here to fight for justice…80s style. C’mon man it’s Big! Everyone in the world except me has seen Big. Topics include Jodie Sweetie, new world religions/economies, and the elephant in the room: pedophilia Side note: this is one of my perosnal favorite Late To The Table episodes, go get it!.
Ep. 39 Goodfellas: Mob Dawgz
August 24, 2015 04:02 - 1 hour - 84 MBMike and Rich knock off the rust from their recent vacations by watching the Scorcese classic Goodfellas. Marvel at their wit! Wonder at their analysis! Be vaguely amused by their future HBO reality tv show! Hit it!
Ep. 38 The Last Of Us: Like Rich Always Says
August 17, 2015 04:30 - 1 hour - 151 MBIn order to fulfill Late To The Table’s “Never Miss An Update Brah!” policy/prophecy, Mike and Rich aggressively pull a two a day and review The Last Of Us. IT’S A CLASSIC! WE MISSED IT IN THE CORRECT WINDOW OF TIME! IT’S OUR LONGEST EPISODE EVER…BY FAR…REALLY FAR. It came out recently, but who cares? It qualifies! Listen to the guys exhaustedly make dick jokes/poignant observations/poignant dick jokes! For realies,: this is our first time doing a video game on Late To The Table, I t...
Ep. 37 Annie Hall: What Was Diane Keaton’s Name Again?
August 10, 2015 05:49 - 1 hour - 86.1 MBDid you know sometimes I write these descriptions at 1:30 in the morning after traveling for 20 hours? WELL I DO. We watched Annie Hall and it’s a good movie and an episode of the podcast I’m really proud of. What’s that? Sincerity?! HEY IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES. I feel we did a great job analyzing the movie while keeping true to the dick jokes and Nazi themed humor you’ve come to expect from the Late To The Table brand. HIT IT.
Ep. 36 Leon: The Professional: He’s a Pro!
August 03, 2015 04:30 - 1 hour - 87 MBIn an effort to do three episodes in one week Mike and Rich enlist the help of their old friend Brent Thomas Anderson. The Professional is good! We’re cutting back on 9/11 jokes, promise….even though this was directed by Luc Besson who directed The 5th Element, the 9/11 of movies. That was the last one. I’m swearing off them. From now on it’s nothing but classic family humor…and jokes about Hitler. C’mon we can’t change overnight.
Ep. 35 2001: A Space Odyssey: A 9/11 Adventure
July 27, 2015 02:46 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MBThe gang watches a movie that is universally considered one of the greatest of all time and devolve into 9/11 conspiracy jokes. Sorry. I’m so sorry. We’re doing some community service soon, I swear!
Ep. 34 Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure: Mike And Rich’s Average To Below Average Podcast
July 20, 2015 06:56 - 1 hour - 45.9 MBDev is busy learning to use the force on Dagobah. Mike and Rich flee to Cloud City in hopes of evading Darth Vader. Wait that’s the plot to Empire. Shit! What happened this week? Mike and Rich go off on a ton of tangents and eventually discuss the 80’s classic Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Also: a Dog is there.
Ep. 33 The Warriors: Family Of Orphans
July 13, 2015 12:37 - 51 minutes - 35.5 MBCan you count on this cult classic movie suckas? Follow the adventures of a street gang who alternate between being pretty solid dudes and violent rapists(?)! It’s dark. It’s funny! But not on purpose? Bop your ears over to this PURE PODCAST GOOOOOOLD. This episode brought to you by twizzlers!
Ep. 32 The Big Lebowski: A Stranger In The Alps
July 06, 2015 05:56 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MBThe guys have never seen The Big Lebowski and decide to watch it early morning on a holiday. Bad idea? That’s just like you’re opinion man. AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT COMEDY PODCASTS?
Ep. 31 Citizen Kane: Thug Life
June 29, 2015 15:08 - 56 minutes - 38.9 MBYou want us to watch good movies? HOW ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE…OF ALL TIME. Or is it?! Okay it’s pretty good and Charles Foster Kane (Mr. Kane if you’re nasty) is quite the gangster. Topics include thug life, deep critical film analysis, and the smooth, smooth taste of Dr. Pepper.
Ep. 30 Tropic Thunder: Tug Rough Men
June 22, 2015 03:01 - 50 minutes - 34.4 MBThe guys watch the most 2008 movie possible. Post couch Tom Cruise, pre-McConaissance McConaughey, immediately after Iron Man RDJ! Everyone likes Tropic Thunder! I don’t! That’s right, I don’t! It’s Mike writing these! Dev and Rich can’t stop me! They like it! So does everyone else! You’re all zombies! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Ep. 28 Apocalypse Now: Charlie (Sheen) Is In The Bushes!
June 15, 2015 04:00 - 1 hour - 93.4 MBApocalypse now rocks, Robert Duvall rocks, Dr. Pepper rocks! Wanna know why? I bet you would…you dork! Listen to the show! Topics include grenade based fetishes, the darkness within the hearts of men, and a whooooollleee lotta surfing!
Ep. 27 Wet Hot American Summer: A Tale of Two Bros
June 08, 2015 10:32 - 31 minutes - 21.5 MBMike’s sick! Dev can’t make it! The quest for the ring stands on the edge of a knife! WE PUSH FORWARD. Wet Hot American Summer: believe the reviews or the hype? Don’t believe the reviews! This movie rocks! Paul Rudd is charming even while he allows children to die. Imma go fondle some sweaters, download that show yo!
Ep. 26 Taxi Driver: Don't Get High On Your Own Supply (Of Hookers)
June 01, 2015 10:48 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBThe gang once again succumb to the evils of alcohol while checking out their first Scorsese film. Robert De Niro kills it...but not as much as last night's Game of Thrones episode. I mean did you see that? Holy shit. How are they going to follow that? That had to be like the rest of the season's budget. That was a amazing...also: Jodie Foster as a 13 year old prostitute and friend of the show Harvey Keitel as the world's most 70's pimp. Check it!
Ep. 25 Mad Max, Road Warrior: Papa Gino Is A Dick
May 25, 2015 12:22 - 47 minutes - 54.3 MBLots of podcasts are doing tie ins with Mad Max Fury Road, but it’s cheap, and tawdry, and we’re above that….so here’s our Mad Max themed 25th episode spectacular*! The gang hated the original Mad Max, everyone in the world loves Fury Road, how does Road Warrior hold up? Who could ever forget such iconic characters like Warrior Women and Mechanic? FIND OUT…now...ish. *it’s not that spectacular
Ep. 24 Dog Day Afternoon: Capitalism Boner
May 18, 2015 05:09 - 44 minutes - 60.8 MBThe crew switch it up this week by watching a good movie that’s not lying about being based on a true story. I’m looking at you Starship Troopers! They discover a hidden gem of a movie and the secret of Al Pacino’s acting talent (volume.) ATTICA!
Ep. 23 Starship Troopers: Intergalactic Rex Ryan
May 11, 2015 15:59 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MBWe get it. It’s a satire. It’s a beloved movie by the internet/Rich. Mike and Dev have issues with it. Watch Private Johnny “Spider” Rico get continually promoted due to the death of his superior officers. See Neil Patrick Harris be kind of a dick. Experience Denise Richards. This episode brought to you by Activia Yogurt: Activia, the yogurt that helps you poop.
Ep. 22 The Rock: Is Anything Real?
May 04, 2015 11:00 - 1 hour - 42.1 MBThe Rock is a solid (as a rock!) mid 90’s action flick. It’s also a Michael Bay/Jerry Bruckheimer joint. Is it the best of a bad lot or is Michael Bay some kind of secret genius? Minor spoilers for Netflix’s Daredevil and JaMarcus Russell fans.
Ep. 21 Monty Python And The Holy Grail: Capitalism By Monarchy
April 27, 2015 10:50 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBThere are three rules at Late to the Table. Rule 1: At least one of us has to have not seen the movie. Rule 2: It has to be deemed a classic by someone, somewhere. Rule 5: Snitches get stitches. Dev has never seen Holy Grail! Rich and Mike have waaaay too much! Somethings gotta give! Is it as good as Mike and Rich remember or do they have on nostalgia glasses? FIND OUT TODAY! (Or whenever you listen to this, we’re not pushy…I mean it’s a podcast. Listen to it on your commute or whi...
Ep. 20 This Is Spinal Tap: Heavy Metal Tips For Your Home And Garden
April 20, 2015 10:53 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MBThe guys have a change of pace from last week and watch a GOOD movie, the 80's classic This Is Spinal Tap. If you like bad British accents and lawn care/k-mart stories boy are you in for a treat. It's good! Listen! DO IT.
Ep. 19 The Fast And The Furious: That Ja Rule Bump
April 13, 2015 12:07 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBDev and Mike agree to watch one of Rich's favorite movies in order to keep the Fargo episode edit free. It wasn't worth it! They have to watch the Fast and the Furious. The gang travels back to a time when speed ruled and Ja Rule wandered the earth, the distant past of 2001.
Ep.18 Fargo: William Hitler Macy
April 06, 2015 14:27 - 50 minutes - 34.4 MBDev's back! The guys watch Fargo! It's good, I mean it's the Coen brothers, come on. The gang tactfully discusses the evil within man. Just kidding they make like 800 swastika jokes. Sorry.
Ep. 17 Big Trouble In Little China: The 8 Corners Of Racism
March 30, 2015 02:49 - 1 hour - 45.2 MBDev’s on Vacation! Mike and Rich enlist Big Trouble In Little China expert Brent Thomas Anderson to guest host! Kurt Russell is the handsomest/most dopey truck driver of 1986! The guys get a lot of mileage out of a guy named Wang! Every Asian person is either a mystical sorcerer or a martial arts expert! Not our fault! GO. GET. SOME. Taggin’: 80’s, comedy, Big Trouble In Little China, Kurt Russell, movies, classic
Ep. 16 Predator: Blue Ranger Slurs
March 23, 2015 00:23 - 1 hour - 43.6 MBEp. 16 Predator: Blue Ranger Slurs It’s the finale of Schwarzenegger month! Who is Arnold Schwarzenegger? What does he mean to us? What does he want?! I swear I’ll give it to him! They guys watch another goddamn sci-fi classic starring Schwarzenegger and learn about life, love, and what it means to be human. But seriously, it’s about explosions and capitalism. CAAAAAPITALLLLLLIIIISSMMM!!!!! taggin': 80's, comedy, sci-fi, movies, Predator, carl weathers, apollo creed, classic, schw...
Ep. 15 Terminator 2/Running Man: Worse Than Hitler/Rich Is A Cookie Monster
March 16, 2015 03:11 - 1 hour - 43.5 MBThe guys feel the sting of sweet karma as they lose almost all of their Terminator 2 episode. They duct tape it together with their Running Man review to make terrible tasting lemonade out of terrible tasting lemons. There’s a Schwarzenegger soundboard! Mike can’t spell Joel or pronounce nun chuck! Rich eats too many cookies! Dev buys a wallet off amazon! I swear it’s more interesting than it sounds! GO! GET! SOME! Taggin’: Classic, movie, sci-fi, 80’s, 90’s, Arnold Schwarzenegger,...
Ep. 14 Total Recall: Spoilers For Miles
March 09, 2015 18:18 - 1 hour - 46.4 MBThe gang kick off Schwarzenegger month in style with the sci-fi classic Total Recall. They accidently drink too much and the show goes off the rails. They struggle to remember the plot of the movie and spitefully try to spoil everything they can think of. Spoilers for Star Wars, season 5 of Breaking Bad, season 2 of House of Cards, Battlestar Galatica, Final Fantasy VII, and every M. Night Shyamalan movie Taggin': Comedy, Sci-fi, Movie, Classic, Total Recall, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ep. 13 Grosse Point Blank: Jeremy Piven Is A Good Friend
March 03, 2015 01:00 - 59 minutes - 54.1 MBGrosse Point Blank! Late 90’s! John Cusack is an assassin full of ennui! We’re breaking all sorts of new ground here people. The Gang watches their most modern movie yet and everyone accidentally falls in love with 1997 Minnie Driver. I swear it’s just her love of ska music! The soundtrack was produced by Joe Strummer! That’s pretty cool! Exclamation points! Special guest appearance by Rich’s Dog. Taggin’: Classic, movie, comedy, 1990’s, 90’s, 97, John Cusack, Minnie Driver, Gross...
Ep. 12 Reservoir Dogs: Off The Reservoir
February 23, 2015 11:42 - 48 minutes - 66.9 MBEp. 12 Reservoir Dogs: Off The Reservoir The guys venture into the distant future of the 1990s to check out the Tarantino classic Reservoir Dogs. There are no dogs and no reservoirs in this movie. What a load of bullshit. There is a gratuitous amount of off screen violence so there’s always that. Taggin’: Comedy, tarantino, reservoir dogs, classic, movie
Ep. 11 Robocop: Depressingly Relevant
February 16, 2015 16:37 - 1 hour - 49 MBPolice brutality, shooting unarmed citizens, Detroit in shambles, there’s nothing relatable in the 1987 sci-fi classic Robocop. Nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL. taggin': comedy, movies, sci-fi, robocop, police, po-lice
Ep. 10 Blade Runner: Manifest Destiny
February 09, 2015 03:12 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBThe gang fulfills the world's lamest prophecy by finally watching Ridley Scott's sci-fi classic Blade Runner. They discover what it means to be human and that Harrison Ford seems a little drunk.
Ep. 9 The Graduate: A Jaws Prequel
February 02, 2015 04:35 - 1 hour - 55 MBWhile dissecting the coming of age classic The Graduate, the guys blow the lid off the untold story of a marvel-esque shared universe. Take that Serial! Taggin’: Comedy, podcast, movies, classic, the graduate
Ep. 8 Rocky: The Ballad of Spider Rico
January 26, 2015 22:50 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBTechnology gets the better of the guys causing them lose an episode and redo the whole review. Listen as they try to recreate organic moments and get bogged down in issues of sexuality/dating. Only through the love of their savior, Spider Rico, are they redeemed. taggin': comedy, podcast, movies, rocky, classic
Ep 7. Rainman: How To Die From Alcohol Poisoning
January 19, 2015 16:16 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBDustin Hoffman is amazing and Tom Cruise is a force of nature: 80's style. The gang watches their most critically acclaimed film yet, the Oscar winning Rainman! The guys also come up with a Late to the Table Drinking game guaranteed to ruin your life or at least send you to the hospital. Topics include: on set farting, Shyamalanian twist endings, and Vegas...BABY! Taggin’: Comedy, podcast, movies, classic, Rainman
Ep. 6 A Clockwork Orange: Darth Goldblum
January 12, 2015 03:10 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MBGet ready for some ultra violence as the guys check out the cult classic A Clockwork Orange. Topics include, droog stabbin’, phallus smashin’, and a bit of the old in and out. Taggin’: Comedy, podcast, movies, classic, A Clockwork Orange
Ep. 5 The Hunt for Red October: Alec Baldwin Is My Spirit Wolf
January 05, 2015 02:52 - 50 minutes - 46.6 MBKicking off 2015 in style with The Hunt for Red October! The gang forcefully leaves the protective nest of 1970s movies and boldly travel into the future: the 1990s*. *If anyone makes a 2015 Back to the Future joke, I will find you.
BONUS Ep. The Star Wars Holiday Special
December 29, 2014 15:23 - 33 minutes - 31 MBThe guys get cocky and think they can find redeeming qualities in the Star Wars Holiday Special. They don’t.
Ep. 4 Blazing Saddles: Vaseline On The Lens Of Racism
December 29, 2014 15:08 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBAfter hearing an NPR piece on the 30th anniversary of Blazing Saddles, the guys dive into the old west and discover racism never goes out of style. Topics include small home repair, horse humor, not analyzing the plot, and accidentally stealing bits from John Mulaney.
Ep. 3 Alien: Space Capitalism And You
December 22, 2014 04:10 - 1 hour - 34.6 MBThe gang watches Alien on Halloween and releases it the week of Christmas because they’re great at time. Topics include space cats, space law, capitalism, and extremely phallic imagery.
Ep. 2 Jaws: Our Aquatic Hero
December 16, 2014 03:55 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBThe guys check in on the classic Spielberg movie to see how it holds up. They learn about life, love, and killing animals for fun and profit.
Ep. 1 Mad Max: A Parenting Guide
December 10, 2014 01:30 - 42 minutes - 24.7 MBSo we are reviewing classic movies, TV shows, video games, and other works of media with a comedic slant. I hate internet reviews where the comedy comes from tearing things down. We want to build things up. Unfortunately we started with Mad Max and were not prepared for what lay before us. Ep. 1 Mad Max: A Parenting Guide