Late To The Table
390 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 10 ratingsCan you believe I've never seen Die Hard? Me neither. Late
To The Table revisits classic works of entertainment that you might have missed and sees how they hold up. WE MISSED IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
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Ep. 239 Conan The Barbarian: This Is Why We’re #3
July 01, 2019 13:22 - 1 hour - 96.6 MBThe LTTT boys go back to that deep, deep Schwarzenegger wellspring for one last delicious/meaty drop. For decades Conan The Barbarian was the standard action movies were held against. Does it hold up?
Ep. 238 Weekend At Bernie’s: Chocobo Eugenics
June 24, 2019 13:09 - 58 minutes - 53.5 MBAfter spending the weekend at Bernie’s Mike and Rich kick back, relax, and talk into a microphone about it for an hour. Topics include the same bullshit you’re used to and asking if the movie holds up. Surprise!
Ep. 237 Fast & Furious 6: Dunkaroo Johnson and the Buff Ducks
June 17, 2019 12:26 - 1 hour - 87.3 MBThey boys are on hot streak of goofs lately while they’ve been watching a lukewarm streak of movies. Is Fast & Furious 6 the best Fast & Furious movie? Could Guy Ritchie direct an installment of the franchise? Are women still objectified? What if Guy Fieri was the creator of The Legend of Zelda? Why are some many dudes named Guy in this description? Heck if I know. Let’s Go!
Ep. 236 Deliverance: Al Kkkaeda’s Gator Wranglin’
June 10, 2019 10:25 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBThe guys take a break from watching Adam Sandler movies to watch a good movie. What is Deliverance all about? Is it good? Does this episode go sideways? Topics include banjo danger rating scales, how to get away with murder, and wearing skin suits of your friends.
Ep. 235 Punch Drunk Love: Zangriefing
June 03, 2019 10:11 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBAdam Sandler movie month meets its inevitable conclusion! Does Paul Thomas Anderson’s art house Sandler experience hold up? Is the Sandman talented? Why do we keep talking about The Avengers and animal STDs? It’s a weird job but somebody’s gotta do it! Late To The Table babies!
Ep. 234 The Wedding Singer: 1414 Carlito’s Way
May 27, 2019 14:38 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBThe gang continues Adam Sandler movie month and slowly descend into madness. Is The Wedding Singer too cute, or just cute enough? Does being Adam Sandler’s friend make you employable? Don’t you want me baby? Find. Out. Now.
Ep. 234 Grown Ups: Support Your Local Jesus
May 20, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 82 MBMike pretends that someone care about Adam Sandler movie month after last night’s finale of Game Of Thrones.
Ep. 233 Billy Madison: Turgid Bird Dick
May 13, 2019 10:02 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBAdam Sandler movie month/period of time begins! Do Adam Sandler movies hold up or were we 9? Is his bad critical rap deserved or the by product of a bunch of up tight lame brains? Is Adam Sandler talented? Let’s find out this month! Billy Madison, GO!
Ep. 232 The Land Before Time: The Dino Wire
May 06, 2019 10:07 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBWhen you walk through the garden of dinosaurs, you gotta watch your back because of the dinosaurs, well I beg your pardon, walk the straight and narrow track, if you walk with Dinosaur Jesus, he's gonna save your soul, you gotta keep the sharptooth, way down in the hole. The gang tries to get the bottom of Don Bluth once and for all while combating dinosaur racism.
Ep. 231 Avengers: Endgame: Chill Cabin(s)
April 29, 2019 09:54 - 1 hour - 90.6 MBMike and Rich spoil the most anticipated movie of the year.
Ep. 230 Dumbo: Howard Fuckface, Attorney At Law
April 22, 2019 05:00 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MBAfter weeks of subpar audio quality and quiet hatred for each other, Mike and Rich turn in a Late To The Table classic. Does Dumbo hold up? Did it warrant a remake? Is it 10 pounds of racism in a 5 pound bag? No, yes, yes. There. I just saved you an hour. You’re welcome.
Ep. 229: Cool Hand Luke: What Title?
April 15, 2019 10:22 - 55 minutes - 51 MBSometimes you forget the witty title you wrote down. Sometimes it’s torrentially raining so you don’t want to go out to your car to get your notebook to read said witty title. Sometimes you’ll go back and edit this later. Other times you will not. Cool Hand Luke babies! Does it hold up? How gentile can a prison be? Who doesn’t love a good banjo? Hit it!
Ep. 228: Do The Right Thing: Are Owls Mammals?
April 08, 2019 10:10 - 1 hour - 72.1 MBThe Late To The Table Crew “Do The Right Thing” and try to make up for last week’s entourage themed April Fool’s Day episode. Sorry! Does the "best movie" of 1989 hold up? ARE OWLS MAMMALS? Find. Out. Now!
I Am Queens Boulevard! Ep. 40: The Resurrection
April 01, 2019 05:00 - 30 minutes - 27.9 MBAttention females: We are crab people now. Enjoy this episode of America’s favorite Entourage recap podcast. Now with even worse audio quality!
Ep. 226 Muppet Treasure Island: Lil’ Young Squire Trelawney
March 25, 2019 09:57 - 56 minutes - 51.3 MBTwo puppet enthusiasts check in on the 1996 Muppet movie to see if it holds up. It turns out the real treasure island is the friends we made along the way. Awwwww. So poignant!
Ep. 225 Enter The Dragon: Gillette Infinity Blade
March 18, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBTwo idiots stumble through a bad episode of Late To The Table after getting their car towed and eating too much Chilis. Topics include the color brown and prostitution. Whoops! Sorry for any wonky audio, still working out the kinks to the new set up. See you next week! Please? Please don’t leave us! Oh god it was only one week! We’re sorry!
Ep. 224 Silence Of The Lambs: Storage Warslock
March 11, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 87.9 MBAmerica’s two most available podcasters check in to see if the 5 time academy award winner Silence Of The Lambs holds up. How great is Anthony Hopkins’ performance? Is Jodie Foster covered in pheromones? What IS a cargo net? Find out now!
Ep. 223 The Birdcage: 2 Billion Jeb Bushes
March 04, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 92.6 MBAfter 223 Episodes of being gross dudes the guys finally let a woman into the guest co-hosting clubhouse. Is it a monumental moment for women’s rights? Or is Late To The Table still just the worst? Probably that last one. But The Birdcage though! Right? Does it hold up? Give it a go yo!.
Ep. 222 Dallas Buyers Club: Grayskull Buyers Club
February 25, 2019 11:42 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBThe Late To The Table crew have a knee jerk reaction to watching Highlander and All Dogs Go To Heaven back to back. They instinctively start watching Oscar nominated movies for their own survival. As their lives hang in the balance our heroes venture boldly forward into the McConaissance.
Ep. 221 All Dogs Go To Heaven: Marmaduke, You Grim Slave Master
February 18, 2019 06:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBThe guys watch a dark, animated movie that scarred a generation and ISN’T Watership Down. Wowee zowee! Does the Don Bluth film hold up or is it just nightmare fuel? FIND OUT IF YOU CARE TO FIND OUT ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT. (p.s. audio gets better next episode. We figured out our new set up.)
Ep. 220 Highlander: Diaper Golem
February 11, 2019 12:04 - 1 hour - 71.1 MBUPDATE 10:20 am: Audio massaging! Still working to get that sexy sexy sound. Two grown men make a mistake. Does the 1986 movie Highlander hold up? Is Sean Connery a peacock-cape wearing Egyptian? Why do we always hurt the ones we love? Find out!
Ep. 219 Remember The Titans: Cookbook Of The Damned
February 04, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBAmerica’s two favorite sports experts weigh in on the big game while remembering the titans. Topics include being sexually assaulted by pokemon. Sorry.
Ep. 218 Big Fish: Eat Your Poop And Live Forever
January 28, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBIn their most meandering episode to date, the guys check up on the 2003 Tim Burton movie Big Fish while doing push ups and time traveling. For real.
Ep. 217 Cape Fear: Fiveskin
January 21, 2019 13:58 - 1 hour - 73.5 MBIn honor of Martin Luther King day the guys accidentally watch a movie with no black people. Whoops! Let’s talk about history’s 37th best Martin: Martin Scorsese. Does his 1991 remake hold up? Can he do no wrong? Can he do all wrong? Find out!
Ep. 216 Fast Five: Revenge Is A Fine Subclause
January 14, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 81.3 MBIn accordance with the prophecy scrawled on an ancient Sumerian tablet, the guys continue to work their way through the Fast and the Furious franchise. 5 down! Only a hypothetical infinite more to go!
Ep. 215 The Incredible Hulk (2008): Party Man vs. The Incredulous Hulk
January 07, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBHappy 2019 babies! The gang checks in on a forgotten chapter of the MCU to see if it hold up. They discover THINGS about CHARACTERS in PLACE. Check it!
Ep. 214 A Year In Review, 2018: Tragedy Parade
December 31, 2018 15:40 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBMike and Rich look back on the hollowed out husk that was 2018 and question everything they hold dear.
Ep. 213 Jingle All The Way: The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Sinbad
December 25, 2018 01:35 - 1 hour - 84.4 MBHappy Holidays loser! Is the late posting due to Mike forgetting it was Monday or due to holiday preoccupations? The world may never know! Blah blah blah does Jingle All The Way hold up blah blah? Arnold Schwarzenegger blah blah?
Ep. 212 The Muppet Christmas Carol: It’s Been A Tough Year For Rizzo
December 17, 2018 11:46 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBTis the movie season to be joy and joyous! Santa’s two worst elves check in on the muppet holiday classic to see if it holds up. Can man be redeemed? Is Rizzo ok? Does that nazgul need the atkins diet? FIND OUT FRIENDS!
Ep. 211 My Neighbor Totoro: Peak Sawa
December 10, 2018 11:15 - 49 minutes - 45.2 MBThe Late To The Table boys are grump grumpasauroses and grit their teeth through a magical animated masterpiece from Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli.
Ep. 210 Home Alone: Police or Santa?
December 03, 2018 11:01 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBAmerica’s most traditionally attractive podcasters check in to see if the 1990 Christmas classic holds up.
Ep. 209 John Wick: Yoda Dafoe
November 26, 2018 11:05 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBTwo intrepid dorks close out Neovember with a palette cleansing viewing of John Wick.
Ep.208 The Matrix Revolutions: Cloud Atlas Contact High
November 19, 2018 11:08 - 1 hour - 70 MBThe guys descend into the very pits of hell to see if The Matrix trilogy holds up. Topics include Blues Clues, Cloud Atlas, Jack Black, and more Blues Clues.
Ep. 207 The Matrix Reloaded: Grovering
November 12, 2018 11:22 - 1 hour - 73.9 MBThe guys take their time and pull off a competent episode this week. Who saw that coming? Is The Matrix Reloaded as bad as you remember or is there something worth saving among the dregs of humanity?
Ep. 206 The Matrix: Novematrix!
November 05, 2018 11:11 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBIt’s Neovember! Mike and Rich are willing to do “What it take” to find out of the matrix trilogy holds up! Week one: The Matrix! Marvel as two men drag their feet and do bits only to run out of time at the end of the episode, whoopsie!
Ep. 205 Hellraiser: Blood Bank Superman II Schemes
October 29, 2018 10:53 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBThe guys close out their October spook-tacular by watching Clive Barker’s Hellraiser, starring your Aunt Kathy and a bunch of jabronies.
Ep, 204 Dawn Of The Dead: Unequivocally, Probably
October 22, 2018 10:11 - 1 hour - 61.8 MBThe dudes watch a ridiculous movie masquerading as a film with 93% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Ep. 203 Evil Dead II: Ent Pube Nest
October 15, 2018 10:46 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MBRich is hung over from a Halloween party, Mike has to carry the show MORE THAN NORMAL! The spook-tacular continues with Sam Raimi’s cult classic, Evil Dead II. Does it hold up? How do you survive the legal ramifications of a horror movie? GET INTO IT BABIES.
Ep. 202 The Purge: Doomba
October 08, 2018 04:23 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBThe guys kick of their annual spook-tacular! Maybe watching a movie called “The Purge” on Indigenous Peoples/Columbus day is a little too on the nose. Topics include: Home Alone, death robots, Earthbound, and a bunch of other bullshit.
Ep. 201 West Side Story (pt. 2): Don’t Marry Peepy Dwarf
October 01, 2018 05:00 - 58 minutes - 53.5 MBWho will die in the stunning conclusion to last week’s episode? Will it be the most obvious characters? I mean yeah, what do you want? Talk about fairy tales? Gummi Bears? Get ready idiots, here it comes!
Ep. 200 West Side Story (pt. 1): Make The Whole World Chatroulette
September 24, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBEpisode 200! One of the best musicals of all time! Topics include gross things that you’re embarrassed to type.
Ep. 199 The Sandlot: 4th Dimension Of Dildos
September 17, 2018 05:00 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MBOn the eve of their 200th episode, the boys watch the sports classic, The Sandlot. Does it hold up 25 years later? Why is there always a fat kid in these movies? How can we get to outer space? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED.
Ep. 198 Gleaming The Cube: The Quad-Venn Diagram Of Bad Movies
September 10, 2018 12:39 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBTheir backs against the wall due to viewer requested terrible movies, our heroes strive for greatness.
Ep. 197 The Devil Wears Prada: Fashion Serpico
September 03, 2018 13:47 - 1 hour - 66.5 MBDoes a movie from the far-flung year 2006 hold up in 2018? Are Mike and Rich just haters? Haters gon’ hate, Stanley Tucci gon’ great.
Ep. 196 Moonrise Kingdom: Ass-Tricks Gary
August 27, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 73 MBThe boys put on their best pastel button downs and vintage suits to discuss the modern classic, The Matrix. Goddamn it. I meant Moonrise Kingdom. I always do that. We didn’t have to talk about the matrix, we could have talked about other things, sports, girls who broke our hearts…The Matrix. Go go go! Get into it!
Ep. 195 Hoosiers: Pornhub Statistics
August 20, 2018 13:39 - 1 hour - 68.3 MBTwo professional entertainers meander and misled while vaguely talking about the sports classic Hoosiers. If you like gross tangents, boy are you in luck. Sorry.
Ep. 194 Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension: Hong Kong LeBron
August 13, 2018 12:28 - 57 minutes - 53 MBTwo nerds/dorks/losers watch the ultimate cult movie about brain surgeon/scientist/ninja. Does it hold up or fail the test of time? Find out my friends!
Ep. 193 Interview With The Vampire: Cam Pire’s Camp Pyre Campire
August 06, 2018 04:41 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBBrad Pitt and Tom Cruise may be vampires in real life. Those dudes don’t age. Does the 1994 film Interview With The Vampire hold up? Can art direction save a movie? Blood boy take the wheel and listen up babies!
Ep. 192 Stripes: You’ve Got Yourself A Hell Of A Boss Nass
July 30, 2018 12:33 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBDoes the 1981 Ivan Reitman comedy Stripes hold up? Are the guys finally not disappointed by an 80s comedy? Can The charm of Bill Murray conqueror all? Listen and learn my friends!
Ep. 191 Pleasantville: Digital Trust Fall
July 23, 2018 05:34 - 1 hour - 81.4 MBYou wanna know what trust is? Trust is uploading an episode of your podcast that you know needed to be highly edited (because it was made by three gross dudes) without listening to it…right after your partner comes back from comic-con…and probably isn’t functioning at 100%. Uh oh! Apologies in advance! Please direct all your hate mail to [email protected]!