Late To The Table
390 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 10 ratingsCan you believe I've never seen Die Hard? Me neither. Late
To The Table revisits classic works of entertainment that you might have missed and sees how they hold up. WE MISSED IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
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Ep. 333 Black Swan: Kill Yourself University
June 20, 2022 11:56 - 1 hour - 87.2 MBOh man. Another banner week on your favorite podcast, Late to the Table! Does 2010’s(?!?) Black Swan hold up? Have we made the perfect episode of this podcast? BECAUSE I FELT IT. I WANT TO BE PERFECT. MORE FART JOKES! MORE AVENGERS JOKES, YES, YES. PERFECT.
Ep. 332 Oliver & Company: Goodship Lollipopping
June 06, 2022 05:00 - 59 minutes - 81.9 MBAmerica’s foremost forensic experts investigate the forgotten Disney film, Oliver & Company. Does it hold up in 2022 or is it just a pile of Billy Joel leavings? Ch-ch-check it out babies!
Ep. 331 F9:Optimus Subprime Mortgage Loans
May 23, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBEp. 330 Armageddon: Kurt Russell Is The Light Of The Valinor
May 09, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 99.9 MBLet’s take another dip into the Michael Bay, bay-bee! Can Armageddon possibly hold up? I mean it’s got a pretty good cast. Ben Affleck is there too. Eddie Griffin has an immortal dog. What's not to like? Right? RIGHT?!
Ep. 329 The Notebook: E for Enabler
April 25, 2022 05:00 - 59 minutes - 81.3 MBMike and Rich drop in to check out 2004’s The Notebook. Is it a timeless love story of days gone past or does it not hold up to the harsh light of 2022? Find out baby!
Ep. 328 The Fly: J. Jonah Jameson’s Penis Cage
April 11, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 97.9 MBWe’ve watched Jeff Goldblum transform in his career from a sexy leading man to a sexy eccentric grandpa. Now we watch him turn into a goddamn hamburger skinned fly. Does David Cronenberg’s cult classic movie hold up? WE. WILL. PROBABLY. TELL. YOU!
Ep. 327 Amistad: Frame Perfect Boobies
March 21, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 114 MBThe crew checks out the quasi-forgotten Spielberg film, Amistad. Does this 1997 legal thriller hold up in 2022 or are we just distracted by a young Matthew McConaughey cosplaying? FIND OUT MY DUDES.
Ep. 326 Train to Busan: Nic Cage Flailing
March 14, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 116 MBWhoa whoa whoa. Who goes there? Is it a refreshing take on the zombie genre or a train to no where? TRAIN TO BUSAN, DOES IT HOLD UP? FIND OUT YOU INFANT.
Ep. 325 8 Mile: Rap Vision of the Future
February 28, 2022 06:00 - 57 minutes - 78.8 MBThe guys lose themselves in the moment of checking out a movie that is somehow twenty fucking years old. Holy shit. Does the Eminem quasi biopic hold up or is it just vomiting spaghetti? FIND OUT BABY.
Ep. 324 The Green Mile: Good Snake Powers
February 14, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 96.8 MBThe gang attempts to go 3/3 watching good movies in 2022! Can they do it, or will they become way too depressed by The Green Mile?!? I don’t want to brag, but I’m ALWAYS depressed! Do your worst Frank Darabont!
Ep. 323: Eastern Promises: Doogie Howser Vape Juice
January 31, 2022 22:03 - 1 hour - 121 MBAw Yeah baybee! It’s time for another episode of America’s only podcast, Late To The Table. Does the 2007 David Cronenberg film Eastern Promises hold up in 2022? Who brings a dong to a knife fight? What animal would you feel comfortable having sex in front of? FIND OUT NOW.
Ep. 322 Heat: Michael Mann Infinity Gauntlet
January 17, 2022 19:54 - 1 hour - 137 MBWhooooaaa Nellie! The gang kicks off 2022 proper with an extra long and meaty episode of Late to the Table! Does the 1995 movie heat hold up or is it just a beautiful doll house of mid 90s action? FIND OUT NOW YOU LITTLE INFANTS.
Ep. 321 2021 A Year In Review: A Year Of Joel Edergtons
January 03, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 118 MBThe boys countdown their top and bottom 5 movies of the year. Rich accidentally time travels. Mike tries to break a curse by finding a loophole where you make love to an automobile. You know. Standard stuff.
Ep. 320 Howl’s Moving Castle: Sephiroth Granny Fetish
December 20, 2021 12:56 - 1 hour - 113 MBHo ho ho howelcome! To the last Late To The Table of 2021! Does the 2004 Miyzaki film Howl’s Moving Castle hold up to two sexy losers in 2021? Or is the thin veneer of the main character’s criminal actions wash away like so many tears in the rain? HELL IF I KNOW DAWG! But you can find out…..now!
Ep. 329 National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: Joff Bozos, A Christmas Carol
December 06, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 94 MBIt’s that time of year! The crew of elves here at Late To The Table are watching your favorite holiday films! Does the 1989 Christmas vacation hold up? Do any John Hughes films really hold up? Does Chevy Chase really hold up? He looks terrible.
Ep. 319 National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: Joff Bozos, A Christmas Carol
December 06, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 94 MBIt’s that time of year! The crew of elves here at Late To The Table are watching your favorite holiday films! Does the 1989 Christmas vacation hold up? Do any John Hughes films really hold up? Does Chevy Chase really hold up? He looks terrible.
Ep. 328 My Best Friend’s Wedding: Sleek, Sexy, Giamatti Legs
November 22, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 100 MBRich is getting married in real life! Will this 1997 Julia Roberts vehicle inspire his love to great new heights? Probably not. She’s like a sociopath here. I mean jeez. BUT DOES IT HOLD UP? FIND OUT NOW YOU LOVELY BONES.
Ep. 318 My Best Friend’s Wedding: Sleek, Sexy, Giamatti Legs
November 22, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 100 MBRich is getting married in real life! Will this 1997 Julia Roberts vehicle inspire his love to great new heights? Probably not. She’s like a sociopath here. I mean jeez. BUT DOES IT HOLD UP? FIND OUT NOW YOU LOVELY BONES.
Ep. 317 The Iron Giant: Mad Max Awareness Month
November 08, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 104 MBIn 1999 Brad Bird had one mission: make grown assed adults cry. I’m proud to say here, 22 years later, he has succeeded. Does the Iron Giant hold up? Why are all movie parents bad parents? Did Rich only want to watch this movie because it was brought up in Ted Lasso? FIND OUT SOON YOU SWEET LITTLE NUGGETS.
Ep. 327 The Iron Giant: Mad Max Awareness Month
November 08, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 104 MBIn 1999 Brad Bird had one mission: make grown assed adults cry. I’m proud to say here, 22 years later, he has succeeded. Does the Iron Giant hold up? Why are all movie parents bad parents? Did Rich only want to watch this movie because it was brought up in Ted Lasso? FIND OUT SOON YOU SWEET LITTLE NUGGETS.
Ep. 316 It Follows: Blue Whale Sex Loophole
October 25, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBThe guys finish their spooktacular on a high note! Mike and Rich check in to see if the 2014 film, It Follows, rocks it or sucks shit. Topics include Dune and so so so much besitality.
Ep. 315 Paranormal Activity: Batman Adoption Criteria
October 11, 2021 14:45 - 1 hour - 97.9 MBBOOOOOOOOOO babies! It’s October and you know what that means! It’s time for another spooktacular! Does the 2007 found footage film Paranormal Activity hold up? You know what’s not scary? The dope ass profit margins of this movie. If we play our cards right we’re gonna be rich!* *Home and garden podcast, Late To The Table declare bankruptcy later that day
Ep. 314: Oceans 11: A Battalion of Stripper Cops
September 27, 2021 05:00 - 53 minutes - 73.6 MBWe’re looking to put together a crew with a very particular set of skills. Skills to steal the jokes from 3 other movie podcasts owned by Andy Garcia. Are you in or out? Right now. I need to know. You’re out? You’re wearing a wire? SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT…also does Oceans 11 hold up? Find out babies!
Ep. 313: The Mask: That Donkey Kong Liquor License
September 13, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 90.9 MBThe greatest trick the devil ever played on mankind was giving them nostalgic feelings about Jim Carey’s The Mask. Does it hold up? Will Rich’s suggestion of watching The Mask strain their friendship past the breaking point? Are there wholly inappropriate Rodney King jokes in this movie? FIND OUT YOU BABY COWARDS.
Ep. 312 Cowboy Bebop: May Cause Severe Anal Leakage
August 30, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 87.5 MBThe guys check out the first three episodes of the seminal anime, Cowboy Bebop. Does it hold up to two handsome nerds in 2021? Why erry’budy so hungry? Is your dog and NFT? Find out now!
Ep. 311 Stand By Me: Maine Cinematic Universe
August 16, 2021 13:47 - 1 hour - 97.2 MBCome original to episode 311 of Late To The Table! Mike and Rich are super sleepy and lose their goddamn minds. Topics include, deer, deer, and getting your balls ripped off. Uh oh!
Ep. 310 Minority Report: Bayou Bond And The Precogators
August 02, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 106 MBThe gang watches a Tom Cruise movie that doesn’t seem like it should be 20 fucking years old. Holy shit. Man. Where did the time go? We’re all just dust in the wind brought to you by nokia and aquafina.
Ep. 309 The Wiz: The John Wickzard Of Oz
July 19, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 99.3 MBI don’t think anyone reads these descriptions. Sure. I could talk about if the 1978 The Wiz holds up...ORRRR I could let you in on my dark secret. For the past 5 years I’ve hidden clues in all of these episode descriptions as to the true identity of the golden state killer! What? He was caught? Well. Shit. What have I been doing with my time then?
Ep. 308 The French Connection: A Bob Hoskins Wolverine At Popeyes
July 06, 2021 01:54 - 52 minutes - 71.8 MBThe guys watch the highly decorated, prestige film The French Connection to see if it holds up. Tempers flare and nothing is as it seems when Mike forever ruins Rich’s favorite fast food haven. Who will survive the coming purge? FIND OUT BABIES.
Ep. 307 Kingsmen, The Secret Service: People Be Horny
June 21, 2021 12:39 - 1 hour - 95.9 MBWell, well, well. Look who showed back up. You have a lot of nerve coming to this podcast feed. Acting like you know something about nothing when you really know nothing about something! You disgust me. I bet you don't even know if the 2014 movie Kingsmen holds up! Wait. You do? You're director Matthew Vaughn? SHIT. Scatter!
Ep.306 Clue: Male Gaze Powers, ACTIVATE
June 07, 2021 10:35 - 50 minutes - 68.7 MBThe guys are uncharacteristically on track while watching the 1985 movie Clue. Does it hold up or is it a mercenary cash grab? Is it a piece of anti-capitalist film? Is anyone going to help Tim Curry carry the weight of this dang thing? FIND OUT YOU INFANTS.
305: Kung Fu Panda: Don Bluth, Smut Consultant
May 24, 2021 05:00 - 59 minutes - 81.9 MBThe gang continues “MAY I Watch Jack Black Movies? Month” with the 2008 animated film Kung Fu Panda. Does this Dreamworks film reach for the stars or crash to earth among the slovenly lives of pathetic mortals? FIND OUT NOW.
304: School of Rock: Andy Serkis’ CGI Tears, “I Can’t Mo-Cap My Pain Away…”
May 10, 2021 01:17 - 1 hour - 85.6 MBThe Late to the Table crew check in on Richard Linklater’s School of Rock and finally invent a new drinking game that will kill you. Topics include the agility of Jack Black, dick rating services, and Andy Serkis being everywhere, even right behind you...RIGHT NOW!
303: Training Day: R2-What He Has 2
April 26, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 115 MBThe guys check out Denzel’s electric performance in the 2001 classic, Training Day. They discuss R2-D2, VR Fantasies, and Mike almost poops himself. You know, standard Late To The Table.
302: Fate of the Furious: Genre Chameleon
April 12, 2021 21:28 - 1 hour - 100 MBHey sorry for the late upload but you know how life be. On the heels of watching one the greatest films of all time, the Late To The Table crew watch one of the most fast and most furious movies in cinematic history. Does it hold up? Find out babies!
Ep. 301 Seven Samurai (Part Two): Grandma War Crime
April 05, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 93.6 MBThe boys give it all they’ve got and learn lessons about life, love, and becoming aroused by the prospect of plane crashes. Does the 1954 film Seven Samurai hold up in 2021? FIND OUT NOW.
Ep. 300 Seven Samurai (Part One): A Village of William H. Macys
March 29, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 93.6 MBMike and Rich’s friendship finally comes to the breaking point as they battle it out in episode 300 of America’s number one home and garden podcast. Does Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 samurai epic stand the test of time? How horny are ronin? Ready to dunk on some famers? LET’S GO BABIES.
Ep. 299 Se7en: Spaghetti Trap House
March 15, 2021 19:33 - 1 hour - 83.1 MBOn the eve of their 300th episode the guys explore the themes, motifs, and grossness of David Fincher’s Se7en. How much do they talk about Sonic the Hedgehog? MORE THAN YOU MIGHT THINK! GET INTO IT.
Ep. 298 Logan’s Run: Racist Utopia
March 01, 2021 22:04Logan may be running and may be a highly influential 1970s sci fi film, BUT DOES IT HOLD UP TO TWO RADICAL DUDES IN 2021?!
Ep. 298 Logan’s Run: Racist Utopia
March 01, 2021 22:04Logan may be running and may be a highly influential 1970s sci fi film, BUT DOES IT HOLD UP TO TWO RADICAL DUDES IN 2021?!
Ep. 297 Platoon: Snickerdoodle Planking
February 15, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 84.1 MBDoes the 1986 Oliver Stone film hold up? Vietnam may be hell but any movie with Keith David in it must be heaven! Right? Find out you cheese dicks! (That’s a reference...I didn’t just lose my mind.
Ep. 296 The Town: Ben Affleck Nursery Themes
February 01, 2021 21:42 - 1 hour - 108 MBWhat ho you nerds! We're doing it! We're trying to watch only good movies in 2021! Will Ben Affleck stop us? NO NOTHING CAN STOP US!
Ep. 295 Akira: Agrabah Magical Forensics
January 18, 2021 17:43 - 56 minutes - 77.8 MBAkira? Hold up? Movie good? Bad movie? Out find? NOW!
Ep. 294 2020, A Year In Review: TNT Standards
January 04, 2021 11:35 - 55 minutes - 75.9 MBThe guys look back on the poop chute of a year. Did they watch good movies? Bad movies? Did they survive? FIND OUT.
Ep. 293 Rankin & Bass Christmas Special Combo: Rudolph’s Sexual Awakenin
December 21, 2020 13:59 - 1 hour - 109 MBThe guys watch the classic Rankin & Bass Christmas specials, Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town and Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. Do these holiday stalwarts hold up for a person on the go in the dumpster fire that is 2020? Find out you yuletide yokel!
Ep. 292 Grave Of The Fireflies: Death Note’s Death Boat’s Death Goat
December 07, 2020 06:00 - 57 minutes - 79 MBWow! The perfect 2020 movie...bleak, sad, juuuuuust the right amount of abject suffering. BUT DOES IT HOLD UP IN 2020? I mean...I just said it’s the perfect 2020 movie. BUT CAN YOU REALLY TRUST ME? Think of all I have to gain, access to your delicious anime suffering dollars.
Ep. 291 Joke: Art Deco Supercomputer
November 23, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBThe boys dive head first into DC comics lore and engage in a stupid discussion about the artistic merits of Todd Phillips’ Joker. Does it hold up one year later? What job would you trust the Joker to do? How do Batman villains get into this country? Find out if you want to...it’s not a big deal if you don’t.
Ep. 291 Joker: Art Deco Supercomputer
November 23, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBThe boys dive head first into DC comics lore and engage in a stupid discussion about the artistic merits of Todd Phillips’ Joker. Does it hold up one year later? What job would you trust the Joker to do? How do Batman villains get into this country? Find out if you want to...it’s not a big deal if you don’t.
Ep. 290 Glory: Fiverr For Racists
November 09, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 86.2 MBThe guys accidentally watched a hyper pertinent movie on the night before the election of 2020 was decided. Does Glory hold up? How woke can an 80s movie really be? Does Ferris Bueller take a day off because he's tired of flogging? Find out babies!
Ep. 289 I Know What You Did Last Summer: James Earl Jones’ Sexy Teen Body
October 26, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 91.4 MBLet’s keep spooking! Does the1997 slasher film hold up? What’s REALLY the best way to murder someone? Find out now you little ghosts and ghouls!