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Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark

220 episodes - English - Latest episode: 19 days ago - ★★★★★ - 33 ratings

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Episodes

Episode 20 - Let The Mighty Eagle Soar

June 15, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MB

American Pride / Slash Slashers / British Garishness / Tartan Bling / Arizona Lesson / SF Bitchin' / Nine Eleven Jimmy Buffet / True Bad Boy Hair / Strippers Running From Dinosaurs / Yabba Dabba Don't / So We Eat Him Who Fell / Aliens Are Like Lightning / Real Or Not So Real / Just Turn Into Your Dad If You Want Attention / Braff Facts / Like She's Never Soared Before

Episode 19 - Eight Circuits Of Cilantchousness

June 01, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 66 MB

Creating Freemasonry Conspiracy Theories; The America Dream is Luciferian; Cola Commercial Psy Ops; IllCon Low Lights; Activating Your Eight Circuits; Siqq Piqqs!  

Episode 18 - Mom Memes

May 25, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 61.2 MB

Scientology update! Ghost update (doors closing on their own)! Stress tests! Mad Max! Poltergeist! Sarah discovers a new genre of horror! Questionable memes! Adult Big Butt Kids! Holy shit you guys, podcasting, how do we do it? No seriously. We have no idea.

Episode 17 - Our Boats Have Arrived

May 18, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 63.8 MB

In this one, we discuss all things Australian, Sarah's girl crushes, What Women Want, the owl / alien / demon continuum, our apartment ghost, hallucinogenic mold, dumb SF, really badly reviewed movies, and loads of freaky UK snacks!

Episode 16 - Game Of Phil Zones

May 11, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 64.2 MB

Computer Malfunctions! Mars! Baraq u Bamah! Clear Windows! Past Lives of IllCon Hosts! Ser Robert Jorts Fights The Jerry Bear! Snack Chat! Jean Commercial Jams! Siqq Booqqs! Wow! That's a lot of content! Wow! This episode is amazing! Wow!

Episode 15 - How Stella Got Her Grove Back

May 04, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MB

Winter has turned again to spring, which means it's time to sacrifice one hour of your precious time to us while we discuss Beltane, fire festivals, Bohemian Grove, Belizean Grove, Burning Man, Wicker Man, and all the other groves and all the other mans. Please, won't you, please. No, do. 

Episode 14 - Now That's What I Call OT VIII!

April 27, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 56.6 MB

"Clear" some time in your billion-year schedule for this Bridge to Total Freedom Rock! It's a listening party featuring all of your favorite anthems by classic jam masters like L. Ron Hubbard and Edgar Winter! These hits will blow your thetan. Also featured: snacks, Frank Stallone, and booze. 

Episode 13 - Private IllCon, IllCon For Money

April 20, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 58.2 MB

Contained within: (1) Edinburgh Moments, (2) Sarah's Psychic Premonitions, (3) Erik's Private Synchronicity, (4) Chick Chat, (5) Dined Blate With Lodger Rodge, (6) 66, (7) Prophet.

Episode 12 - Amsterdumb

April 13, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 62.5 MB

Despite popular outcry, here is a sparkling new episode for you to enjoy! In this one, we discuss weird hotel room art, talk Thetans, do a Siqq Piqqs, and taste some local truffles. All for you. All for you. 

Episode 11 - Adult Men In Bunny Costumes

April 06, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 56.8 MB

Just like Jesus, we have risen again on Easter. Join us as we discover German drinking techno, call the Bart Simpson Scientology hotline, and listen to recordings of REAL ANGELS singing songs of the End Times.   

Episode 10 - Karmic Journey of the Soul Baldwin

March 23, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

Holy SHIT! Lots going on here, lots to process. In this one, we talk peacocking, give our listeners FAR too much attention by actually reading their emails on the air, get sucked down a reincarnation rabbit hole, give you a surprise Low Light, get into some brutal and dark fairy tales, go "beneath the hoods" of secret societies, and discuss how adult babies signify the Aeon of Horus. Please do join us.

Episode 9 - Professional Package Spotters

March 16, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB

It's an episode... about nothing! And by nothing, I mean 311, Cinderella, Blonde Depp, strange Dutch music man Harry Merry, furries around the globe, best fairytale remakes, and Cool American flavored Doritos.  

Episode 8 - Doucheja Vu

March 09, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MB

In this episode, we over-"share", talk horror movies, probe the mysteries of Quantum Immortality, play some douche jams, and drink weird German boozes. Enjoy!

Episode 7 - A Genuinely Deep Probing At The Alien Dildo Podcast Emporium

March 02, 2015 04:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

In this episode, we probe the secrets of the universe, the aliens, and reincarnation. Eric Clapton also appears. I've had too many Mom Wines to describe further.

Episode 6 - Occult Themes In Classical Music, Vol. II

February 23, 2015 04:00 - 1 hour - 58.9 MB

LOCATION: Berlin, Germany TOPICS: Zoo Chat! Wachowski Chat! Akhenaten Chat! German Snack Chat, Vol. II! Wagner Chat!  

Episode 5 - Occult Themes In Classical Music, Vol. I

February 16, 2015 04:00 - 59 minutes - 55.7 MB

LOCATION: Berlin, Germany TOPICS: Rocky Horror Chat! Film Festival Chat! German Snack Chat! Mozart Chat! Scriabin Chat! Alien Chat! 

Episode 4 - Masks Of The Illum-Armani

February 01, 2015 21:11 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

LOCATION: Venice, Italy   TOPICS:  Jump Start Your Horse / Twelve Thousand Registered Hookers / Louie Futon / Heart In A Pyramid / Can’t Say No To An Angel / Dad Hard / Bang Some Peasants / Garth Brooks, Mind Slave / Conspiracy of Stupidity / How Men Get Their Power / Break Out Of Brixton

Episode 3 - Famous Concrete Dick on 33rd

January 25, 2015 23:33 - 1 hour - 66.2 MB

Guest Starring: Charles the Heckler! Location: New York City Topics: A Special Message From Barth Grooks / Slaw Talk / Numerology and the Grid / Boaz and Joaquin Phoenix / 30 Rock, Shrine to Lucifer / Nob Talk / Hunger Games, Bellwether of the Apocalypse / Please Don’t Wash This / Some Serious Dan Brown Shit / Think About the Magic Seven      

Episode 2 - All My Exes Live In Vortexes

January 19, 2015 04:00 - 1 hour - 56.8 MB

Guest Starring Al! LOCATION: Sedona, AZ TOPICS: Stapp Up 2 Your Mentality / Welcome To Vortex Country / Chakra Kahn / Unidentified Football Objects / You’ve Discovered My Inner Child / Baby Alien In A Jar / Herb Walks / I Married A Psychic / Hair Doesn’t Just Disappear / UFO Segway Tours

Episode 1 - Haunted Rooms and Champagne Dreams

January 11, 2015 16:11 - 1 hour - 62 MB

Guest Starring Shelby Cobras!   TOPICS: Pink Floyd Covers Garth Brooks for Taco Bell (super rare!) / Flagstaff, AZ: Illuminati Hotspot? / Weird Rooms / Shadow People Hate Frasier / Vapin n Grapin / Summoning the Spirit of Jerry Garcia / Sarah the Ghost Whisperer / Shelby’s Warehouse Ghost / Cat Worship / Errol Flynn's Cockfight Casino / A Message From Our Sponsor