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Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark

220 episodes - English - Latest episode: 19 days ago - ★★★★★ - 33 ratings

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Episodes

Episode 116 - The NAD Material

October 29, 2018 03:00 - 50 minutes - 47.4 MB

Come along as I run the spectrum of possible topics, including: Siqq Mashups / The Law Of One / Hidden Hand / Texas Ghost Report / Enlightened Path of Galighticus / More Siqq Mashups. If you are confused, allow me to assure you that these are literally all the possible topics.

Episode 115 - Lost Continent of Conspiracy

October 08, 2018 03:00 - 56 minutes - 52.8 MB

Charles and I have a wide-ranging discussion on topics ranging from Atlantis to suppressed history to modern propaganda to esoteric philosophy. Get woke, if you will.

Episode 114 - Now You SSE Me

September 17, 2018 03:00 - 49 minutes - 46.4 MB

Wow! It's another solo show featuring such fascinating topics as HAARP, HAMMER, and SMACC, John C. Lilly and the Solid State Entity, conspiracy clickbait, weaponized comedy, and much more. Featuring a very special Robert Zombie surprise! Tune in and be amazed.

Episode 113 - The Full 9-11

August 27, 2018 03:00 - 53 minutes - 50.8 MB

OMG. NAD. More Qanon Jams / Beatles Sacrificed At The Golden Gate Bridge / Dale Earnhardt Jr Saved By A Ghost / Psychic History of the Internet / Heaven’s Gate v Lil Uzi Vert / The Owl In Daylight / Grace Slick v Dio / Random Jams I’ve Been Listening To

Episode 112 - All Conspiracy Theories Are Real Again

August 13, 2018 03:00 - 47 minutes - 45.2 MB

Against my better judgement, NAD HAS RETURNED. Come along as I play rare QAnon jams, talk about buried babies, the Rainbow Girls, DoD oversight of Hollywood, a Canadian cryptid stalking a moose, The Dingo Ate My Baby! and Moonie gun worship rituals.

Episode 111 - No Conspiracy Theories Are Real

July 16, 2018 03:00 - 54 minutes - 51.5 MB

Join Shelby, Charles, and Erik for a highly illuminating discussion! Topics include: Cuck Chat / SPs Will Hate This / My Thetans Are Killin’ Me / Trop Cops: Sea PD / Free Big Lurch / Long Pork / Theories About Conspiracies / Is Super Mario Bros A Hollow Earth Metaphor? / You Literally Just Bought Into The Lie / David Icke Is An OG / The Spirit Of NAD / The Day Of The Meme Is Fucking Over

Episode 110 - All Conspiracy Theories Are Real

July 02, 2018 03:00 - 36 seconds - 1.35 MB

Another solo show! Featuring: Illuminati Soul Absorption Techniques / Supreme Court Fuckery / Bill Cooper Takes Down Alex Jones / Bill Hicks’ Comedian Killer Script

Episode 109 - Hip To Be Dead

June 18, 2018 03:00 - 36 seconds - 1.35 MB

In this one: Celebrity Suicides / Obama Conspiracies / Arousing Audio / Ancient German UFO Sightings / And More!

Episode 108 - UFOs Across The World

May 28, 2018 03:00 - 58 minutes - 55.3 MB

Join me and Gleb from Moscow as we discuss USSR military cover-ups, our own personal UFO encounters, and all sorts of other Russian weirdness. Also featuring Mithras chat and Australian Scientology Rap. Enjoy!

Episode 107 - Jesus And Brent Spiner Go To Red Lobster

May 14, 2018 03:00 - 56 minutes - 53.2 MB

Experience the Power of Positive Podcasting with special guest host James! Featuring such topics as: Sovereign Citizen Steampunk Jams / Jesuit Warship Nukakked My Men / The Father Of Jesus Plays Super Mario World / Party With Your Demons

Episode 106 - DUMBs and Nostradamus

April 30, 2018 03:00 - 50 minutes - 47.4 MB

Sit back and relax while Charles explains everything from the world to The Real World. Also featured: astrology chat.

Episode 105 - ReSpoil Me

April 16, 2018 03:00 - 48 minutes - 45.7 MB

Featuring such classics as: Livestreamed Ego Death / GMOs Can Never Set You Free / Nibiru Apocalypse / Samsung Corporate Hypnosis / Zodiac Killer AI Poetry / QAnons IRL / Nazi Demon Skulls / Drunk Naked Freemasons / Kid’s Jokes

Episode 104 - NAD Goes To College

April 02, 2018 03:00 - 54 minutes - 51.8 MB

Shelby and Erik lecture a college class on conspiracy theories! That’s the second part of the show. The first part is a pre-show in Shelby’s kitchen featuring such topics as: Ingrid Goes To Jonestown (aka Instagram Suicide Cults), and NXIVM gets major busted. This is a GOOD EPISODE, you will enjoy it, or we will dock your grade.

Episode 103 - Frog Men And Lizard Men

March 19, 2018 03:00 - 48 minutes - 45.7 MB

I hope you like cryptids, because this episode is all about cryptids! Will and I discuss the Loveland Frogmen and the Lizard Man of Lee Country, two separate and unique creatures that have been stalking travelers and attracting police bullets for decades. Are they real? Are they a hoax? Science may never know.

Episode 102 - Jerry Gar-CIA

March 05, 2018 04:00 - 44 minutes - 42.4 MB

Join me in a conversation with Nils about how drugs and the counterculture can act as a mechanism for social engineering and behavior control. We run a spectrum of topics from meditation to the mind influencing power of The Police! There is some is some very good content in this one, so turn on, tune in, and… check it out?

Episode 101 - Astral Projection Caper

February 19, 2018 04:00 - 47 minutes - 45.4 MB

Adam Slamdler Eats Peyote And Argues With His Ignorant Horse / Astral Projection Is Real / Ron Paul Is Here / Stone Poles / Chemtrail On The Net / Syrian Aquarians / Those Aren’t Clouds Daddy, Those Are Chemtrails / SF Bacterial Weapons Test / Ain’t No Photographs Of Earth / Lemme Tell You Somethin Bout The Space Station

Episode 100 - Episode 100

February 05, 2018 04:00 - 2 hours - 133 MB

Get ready for 2 hours and 23 minutes of top shelf weirdness, co-starring, in chronological order, everyone who has ever dared to appear on Nights After Dark! I asked each guest to pick their Favorite Weird Thing (conspiracy theory / fringe idea / cryptid / etc) and explain it to me. Every single one of them brought the fire. I love you all! Kiss kiss kiss kiss! Now press play and let the strange vibes wash over you. -GUEST LIST- 0:00:33 - SARAH & HER TAROT 0:42:00 - SHELBY 0:55:08 - AL ...

Episode 99 - Bit Lit

January 22, 2018 04:00 - 52 minutes - 49.3 MB

So Many Bitcoin Jams / No Forests On Flat Earth / Leftover Sketchfest Jams / Maybe Some Other Stuff Too I Can't Remember

Episode 98 - Sky High Catfish Cabin

January 08, 2018 04:00 - 47 minutes - 44.5 MB

IllCon Live Show Chat / Conspiracy Music B-Sides / Let Me Express / CIA Qigong Investigations / Chemtrail Cowboy / Dear Prudence / As Far As The Eye Can See / Bass Pro Shops at the Memphis Pyramid / Gary, You Love Brussel Sprouts / What If They Were Lying?

Episode 97 - Ski Schools Of The Astral Plane

December 18, 2017 04:00 - 56 minutes - 52.8 MB

It's a solo episode Easily the most fun I've had talking to myself recently. Very serious topics include: Net Neutrality / Cryptocurrencies / The Monroe Institute and the True Nature of Consciousness / Yuppie Meditations / Accelerating Science / Ghost Hunting Judicial Nominees / Ghost Dick / Bill Cooper and Lucifer 2000 / Walter Tyler and Jack Straw / Tuscaloosa Synchronicity

Episode 96 - Great Fermi Transcension Paradox Filter Thing

December 04, 2017 04:00 - 45 minutes - 42.8 MB

Where are all the aliens? Will and I tackle the massive, cosmos-spanning subject of the Fermi Paradox. What is the Great Filter? Are we headed for transcension? Tune in to hear us wildly speculate!

Episode 95 - Who Created The Soy Boy?

November 20, 2017 04:00 - 56 minutes - 53.4 MB

Charles and I discuss the role of Military AI in controlling US politics, personal identity, and reality itself. This one goes deep!

Episode 95 - Who Created The Soy Boys?

November 20, 2017 04:00 - 53 minutes - 50.4 MB

Charles and I discuss the role of Military AI in controlling US politics, personal identity, and reality itself. This one goes deep!

Episode 94 - 3 Simple Rules For Hunting My Teenage Yeti

November 06, 2017 04:00 - 50 minutes - 47.4 MB

Trump and His Meteor Wall / The Warren Buffett-Jimmy Buffett Continuum / Goosebumps Synthwave / Yeti Hunting in Nepal / Joan Baez and Her Satanic Ritual Abuse Songs / Cuban Sonic Weapon Audio / Stranger Things Question / Mystery Babylon

Episode 93 - Legends of the Mothman

October 16, 2017 03:00 - 57 minutes - 54.1 MB

Come along with me and special guest WILL as we explore the history of the Mothman and the Flatwoods Monster (with a detour into the Men in Black), discuss famous encounters, and pull it all together by exposing the possible driving force behind the recent rash of sightings in Chicago. It's a wild ride!

Episode 92 - H.A.A.R.P. Rock

October 02, 2017 03:00 - 56 minutes - 53.6 MB

Featuring Such Classic Hits As: What Does A Lady Bigfoot Smell Like? / Loose Change Jackpot / Parrothead Parties / Weather Modification Jams / Star Trek Occultism / Woke Ass Jim Carrey / DMT Machine

Episode 91 - Making Friends And Influencing People With Charles

September 18, 2017 03:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MB

Hurricane weather modification warfare / Secret space laser arms race / Face modeling on the iPhone X / The shortcomings of simulated reality / Religious implications of technological advancement / Exposing information and control of the internet / Google censorship / Global financial war motive behind Equifax hack / Extreme astrological happenings in September

Episode 90 - Summer of N.A.D.

September 04, 2017 03:00 - 45 minutes - 43.5 MB

It’s too hot to make any sense. Live Lovecraft Ritual! Live Bigfoot Ritual! Live Ghost Ritual! Live Reptile Cult Murder Ritual! Live Cuban Sonic Weapon Ritual!

Episode 89 - Sphinx Miller Band

August 21, 2017 03:00 - 43 minutes - 41.7 MB

Tune in and let me explain the Anubis Sphinx Theory, Disney's UFO disinfo campaign (including an unadvertised documentary and an unattended conference), some Wizard of Oz Mandela Effect weirdness, and Trump’s spiritual connection to Journey. Ok? Ok.

Episode 88 - Erik Explains It All

July 31, 2017 03:00 - 49 minutes - 46.6 MB

I explain it all. 

Episode 87 - The Average Idea Graveyard

July 17, 2017 03:00 - 45 minutes - 43.1 MB

Erik is flying solo again! Topics include: Pandering To The Left, The Detroit Masonic Temple, This Day In Conspiracy History, Real Actual Pagan Witchcraft, Photon Teleportation, Buzz Aldrin's Illuminati Signs, Satanic Literary Corner, and More!

Episode 86 - The Wack Lodge And The Tight Lodge

July 03, 2017 03:00 - 56 minutes - 52.9 MB

Join Cory and Erik as we DORK THE FUCK OUT about the new season of Twin Peaks, reveal the gnostic, magickal, and alchemical underpinnings of Episode 8, and dissect the occult mythology of the entire series. Fire walk with us!

Episode 85 - American Astrology And Other Hot Issues

June 19, 2017 03:00 - 58 minutes - 55.4 MB

Are you CONFUSED by your own reality? Then put your faith in the stars and allow me and Charles to explain to you why all these horrible things are happening! We dissect the astrology of Donald Trump and America itself, and make some BOLD PREDICTIONS about the future of the country. Tune in!

Episode 84 - Houseboatin' Into The Milky Way

June 05, 2017 03:00 - 50 minutes - 47.4 MB

More Trop Rock! More CERN! More Ayn Rand Satanism! More Ancient Civilizations! More Saturn Worship! OMG. How can I fit all this content into just one show? Tune in to discover.

Episode 83 - Workout Will Set You Free

May 22, 2017 03:00 - 43 minutes - 41 MB

It’s another solo show! Topics covered include: Ayn Rand’s Satanic influence on Rush and the Federal Reserve, Dilbert exposes the global warming hoax, lack of drugs and the teenage surveillance state and how IllCon intends to fix it, and a John Dee concept album listening party.

Episode 82 - Real Actual Jaadoo

May 08, 2017 03:00 - 49 minutes - 46.7 MB

It’s a solo show! I discuss my doomsday prepping, dive deep on Transcension Hypothesis, review a Bollywood movie about a mentally challenged guy and an alien, and explain how to perform the Abramelin operation. Wow!

Episode 81 - Chemicals In The Water That Turn The Friggin Frogs Nationalist

April 24, 2017 03:00 - 51 minutes - 48.4 MB

Charles and I dive deep on the French elections and the possible end of the EU, and then discuss the nuclear-induced tsunami that could destroy the entire American west coast. Yay! Come get dark.

Episode 80 - Believe It Or Yacht

April 10, 2017 03:00 - 56 minutes - 53.3 MB

It’s a solo show! It’s also a musical extravaganza! I teach you about Trump’s owl-obsessed money man, numerology gospel, dick-slashing Megalians, space burials, CAA Illuminati lawns, and get deep into country funk.

Episode 79 - A Lot About Livin And A Little Bout Love And A Lot About South Korean Shadow Governments

March 27, 2017 03:00 - 58 minutes - 54.6 MB

Shelby and I talk to our friend Colin in South Korea about the Illuminati-style cult recently revealed to be controlling President Park Guen-hye. There has been very little coverage of this in the American media, so tune in and wake up. Ignore the Skype issues, this one is good!

Episode 78 - Follow The Funny

March 13, 2017 03:00 - 45 minutes - 43.3 MB

Nothing to see here, just Al and Erik shooting the shit. Topics include: NAD’s First Book Review / How To Gamble On Horses / CIA Mars Remote Viewing Attempt / UFO Researcher Of The Year / Our “Get Out” Review. Keep moving, keep moving.

Episode 77 - A Conversation With Charles On The History And Value Of Conspiracy Theory

February 27, 2017 04:00 - 50 minutes - 47.3 MB

I feel like this one is pretty self-explanatory. Enjoy!

Episode 76 - Le Flat Earth

February 06, 2017 04:00 - 41 minutes - 39.9 MB

Jesus take the wheel! I’m flying solo. Topics include: Trump numerology, Flat Earth memes, Musical frequencies distorting your reality, and Freemason hackers attacking the ECB. Come along, come along, come along.

Episode 75 - National Treasure III: Return Of The Hot Breath

January 23, 2017 04:00 - 50 minutes - 48.1 MB

WOW! It's a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of Nights After Dark! With an ALL STAR CAST featuring Sara, Al, and Welf! We dive deep on the IllCon Sketchfest show, the CIA's remote viewing program, and the intricacies of the National Treasure franchise. It's a real good time for the whole family, except for all the swears and alien porn discussion.

Episode 74 - What's The Deal With Antarctica?

January 02, 2017 04:00 - 42 minutes - 40.7 MB

Look, it’s a solo Nights After Dark episode. If you’re listening, you probably know what to expect. I get drunk and talk about Antarctica. It’s highly magical.

Episode 73 - Failed Sacrifice Of The Year

December 19, 2016 04:00 - 1 hour - 60.8 MB

Have you been feeling CONFUSED recently? Has reality CRUMBLED around you? Don’t panic! Just sit back, relax, and let Charles and I expose the occultic deep state engines driving the chaos of the world, and why Kim Kardashian of all fucking people is the lynchpin holding everything together.

Episode 72 - Looking For Owls

December 05, 2016 04:00 - 45 minutes - 43.1 MB

Wow it’s a solo show! Subjects rambled about include:  Listener Corrections, Jesus’s True God, Timewave Zero and the Transcendental Object At The End Of Time, Tarot Cards on the 2017 Economist, and Operation Werewolf! It's a good wholesome time for the whole family.  Minimal swears. 

Episode 71 - The Light Behind The Wall

November 28, 2016 04:00 - 53 minutes - 50.3 MB

Tune on, turn out, and drop in as Charles and I pull back the curtain to reveal the physical and metaphysical engines driving the chaos of your present reality. Not gonna spoil the surprises, but this one goes hard in the paint.

Episode 70 - Thanks Voodoo

November 14, 2016 04:00 - 42 minutes - 40.1 MB

So you think that the Illuminati isn’t real? That our last three presidents haven’t been Satanists? That voodoo magic didn't cause the Trump presidency? Come down here with me, I’ll show you some shit.

Episode 69 - Inside Outside Baseball

October 31, 2016 03:00 - 51 minutes - 49 MB

Join Shelby, Al, and Erik for some real straight talk as we wrap up the IllCon Satanic Halloween Comedy Ritual, discuss the nuts and bolts of our super advanced comedy theory, recount the Kubrick exhibit, hit or shit David Icke’s son’s music, and watch in horror as Shelby drinks a pint of tequila in under an hour. WARNING: no actual conspiracy theories are discussed. 

Episode 68 - Gotta Wake 'Em Up

October 17, 2016 03:00 - 43 minutes - 41.4 MB

Join me on a mystical journey where we debunk reality simulations with something even stranger, get heavy with Wikileaks leaks, fuck with new Mandela Effect possibilities, and reveal plans for the coming Illuminati space nation. Come along, if you can handle the truth.