Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark
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Episodes
Episode 166 - Mystery Babble On
April 19, 2021 03:00 - 57 minutes - 54.1 MBPranjal, Shelby, and I discuss The Hour of the Time, horror and science fiction novels, social control structures, and more. It’s a fun time for all!
Episode 165 - Forbidden Riffs
March 29, 2021 03:00 - 53 minutes - 50 MBZak Bagans' Haunted Guitar / Mr. Ed Backmasking / Burroughs And Page On Magick / Erik’s Rock N Roll Drum Tips / Sigil App / Vile Vortices / Weird Al On Ancient Astronauts / The Best Joke / And More!
Episode 164 - Alien Love
March 08, 2021 04:00 - 49 minutes - 46.7 MBIt's an entire episode of ALIEN SEX CONFESSIONALS. Get answers to the burning alien sex questions you never dared to ask. Danger: HIGHLY erotic content. Consult a professional before use.
Episode 163 - Cryptid Hit Or Shit
February 15, 2021 04:00 - 58 minutes - 55.4 MBShelby, Will, and I rate cryptids in a very special Valentine's Day episode! Hot Hit or Not Shit? You decide.
Episode 162 - Ancient Aquanaut Theorists
February 01, 2021 04:00 - 52 minutes - 49.2 MBAlex and I discuss underwater UFOs, fish gods, the alien origins of agriculture, and more!
Episode 161 - Sixth Anniversary War Astrology Blowout
January 11, 2021 04:00 - 58 minutes - 54.7 MBCharles and I use the planets to outline the coming Troubles. You won't forget this one, even though you might want to. You've been warned!
Episode 160 - Grand Conjunction Of The Yacht Club Bad Boys
December 21, 2020 04:00 - 53 minutes - 50.5 MBWhat’s Darker Than Night / Frozen Time Snake / The Grand Conjunction And Its Astrological Components / Living In 5D / The Seed Of The Golden Age / The Moon Is An Alien Spacecraft / Maiden Goes To Bollywood / Aurora Krystal Matrix Re-Encryption Of Elemental Body / Armageddon Software Of The False Father Negative Alien Religions / Yacht Club Roll Call / Metallica Goes To Punjab
Episode 159 - Fare Thee Well, Nymph
November 30, 2020 04:00 - 45 minutes - 42.8 MBThis magical episode contains: Disappearing Monoliths, Siqq Mashups, Shakespearian Jibes, Church Way Paths, Spirit Road Necromancy, Alien Languages, Frodo Rock, Crowleyan Astrology, Age of Discord, Party Rockin the Apocalypse
Episode 158 - Debunking Dinosaurs
November 09, 2020 04:00 - 51 minutes - 48.3 MBCharles and I debunk dinosaurs, deal with it.
Episode 157 - He-Man Has More Power Than Jesus
October 19, 2020 03:00 - 54 minutes - 51.2 MBFeaturing such classics as: A Three-Legged Dog in Bangladesh in a Hurricane / God Isn’t Master of the Universe / One or Several Unusually Large Wolves / TikTok Horse Mutilation Challenge / Bowie on Crowley / Page on Crowley / Hicks on Waco / Activating the Planetary Chakras
Episode 156 - Road Man For The Lords Of Karma
September 28, 2020 03:00 - 45 minutes - 43.5 MBCome along for reincarnation chat and more, with special appearances by The Dalai Lama, Hunter S. Thompson, Gen. George S. Patton, Bob Weir, the Dab Tsog, and the Fear Snake.
Episode 155 - Strategic Astrology
September 07, 2020 03:00 - 57 minutes - 54.3 MBCharles and I discuss strategic relocation and predictive astrology. Dark subjects. Fun times!
Episode 154 - Top Shaman
August 17, 2020 03:00 - 46 minutes - 44.2 MBErik’s Travel Diaries / Alien Origins of the Coronavirus / Epstein-Maxwell Alien Sex Magick / Robert Trump Time Traveler / True Nature of God / Describin’ Shamans
Episode 153 - Weather Wars
July 27, 2020 03:00 - 58 minutes - 55.3 MBCharles and I talk about the psychological effects of masking, the weaponization of weather modification, hidden military tech, and the tsunami bomb. Much episode! So content. Wow.
Episode 152 - Destroy The Beast Machine
July 13, 2020 03:00 - 45 minutes - 43.4 MBRoad Trip chat, Disney Pandemic chat, Beach Country chat, Ghislaine Reddit chat, Ascension Singularity chat, Order of Nine Angles chat, and so much more!
Episode 151 - Twin Year
June 22, 2020 03:00 - 55 minutes - 52 MBI ramble about the occult aspects of 2012, 2020, the virus, the protests, 9/11, porn stars smoking toad venom, the Christ Zone, New Orleans bounce, and the transmutation of hate into love. Come hang with me!
Episode 150 - Smooth By Santana Ft Metatron
June 01, 2020 03:00 - 37 minutes - 36.2 MBThis episode features Santana, riot chat, the Goatman’s choice, Sammy Hagar’s tuff jams, meme describin, Shakespearian mysteries, and new conspiracy rap. And that’s a good thing.
Episode 149 - Chipotle Is My Life
May 11, 2020 03:00 - 56 minutes - 53.1 MBCharles and I discuss fast food additives, the psychology of reopening the economy, market chat, bad statistics, Masonic underpinnings of Flat Earth theory, and the cosmic origins of the coronavirus.
Episode 148 - Modern Cryptids
April 20, 2020 03:00 - 46 minutes - 43.9 MBWill and I discuss Puerto Rican Chupacabras, Texan Chupacabras, Zuckerberg hunting goats, fake pterodactyls, tulpas, Siren Head, Teddy Roosevelt’s Bigfoot story, and more!
Episode 147 - Outlook Not So Good
April 01, 2020 00:00 - 58 minutes - 54.9 MBDanzig Chat with Shelby and Al. Do you honestly have anything better to do?
Episode 146 - Bat Museum
March 09, 2020 03:00 - 59 minutes - 55.8 MBCharles and I talk about the coronavirus, and he explains some very unique theories. Will these theories hold up in a week? Maybe not! But who cares. We need to distract ourselves from our imminent deaths, right?
Episode 145 - Watchin Ghost Hunters Season Three On DVD
February 24, 2020 04:00 - 48 minutes - 46.2 MBAlso featured: Coronavirus-Epistein Connection / Ghost in Houston / Matrix 4 Filming / The Densities and Holographic Projections of Consciousness of the 15-Dimensional Time Matrix / Richard Stanley and the Color Out of Space / The Aftermath of the Alien Love Bite / Christopher Lee on the Occult
Episode 144 - Smooth Jazz Stock Chat
February 10, 2020 04:00 - 48 minutes - 46.2 MBAlso appearing: Coronavirus, Satanism, and the 15-Dimensional Time Matrix.
Episode 143 - Uncut Jams
January 27, 2020 04:00 - 57 minutes - 54.4 MBNights After Dark At Gmail Dot Com Episode One Forty Three Starring Al Cummings And Your Host Erik “Strikeout" Thybony
Episode 142 - Raised By Robots
January 13, 2020 04:00 - 59 minutes - 56.3 MBCharles and I get woke on bot control of human perception, Iranian geopolitics, the death of the petrodollar, the new global economic system, the rise of cryptocurrencies, reverse-engineered alien technology, and how 7-11 predicts the future. Play along at home!
Episode 141 - Jellicle Death Cult
December 30, 2019 04:00 - 46 minutes - 44.3 MBThe Ritual Sacrifice and Reincarnation of Cats / The Only Heavy Metal Musician At Harvard University / Pig-Human Hybrid News / Vatican Funded Movies / New Mothman Sighting / Arabian Ghost Hunters / Spacey Calling Hits
Episode 140 - Sacred Yeti Relics
December 09, 2019 04:00 - 44 minutes - 42.2 MBJoin me and Will as we discuss Suburban Cryptid TV Man and Nepalese Cryptid the Yeti. Warning: extreme cryptozoological content! Proceed with caution.
Episode 139 - The Balls On These Lizards
November 18, 2019 04:00 - 51 minutes - 48.4 MBRussian Polka Ska Invasion / If You’re Into Geodes, You’re In Deep / The Wizard's Eye / The Deep Fake Defense / David Icke Documentary / Cosmic Black Death / Lovecraft Excerpt / Moloch Goes To Rome / Vatican Prayer Tracking / McMahon Mandela / All My Rexes Live In Texas / Erik’s Favorite Movies of the Decade Deal With It
Episode 138 - Agenda Twenty Fun
November 04, 2019 04:00 - 55 minutes - 52.5 MBCharles and I stop being polite and start getting real about the PG&E Fires, Apple OS Sacrifices, California's Mass Exodus, Tsunamis, Mega Churches, Real Actual Christianity, and more!
Episode 137 - How The Gods Chill
October 21, 2019 03:00 - 49 minutes - 47 MBA Real Actual Incel / Announcing Jehovah's Kingdom / Trop Rock Danzig / Cool and Uncool Trees / Horse Energy Healing / Yoga Chat and Flying / Destiny Of Souls / Symbiotically Possessed By The Souls Of Aliens / Strange New Mandela Effect / NAD On The Road??
Episode 136 - A Rift In Between The Spaces Of The Stars
October 07, 2019 03:00 - 59 minutes - 55.7 MBRoswell Chat with Alex! We break down the OG UFO (UFOG?) event and go deep on UFO happenings in general, both outer and inner. This one is a lot of fun.
Episode 135 - Are You There Satan? It's Me, Danzig
September 23, 2019 03:00 - 51 minutes - 48.9 MBDARK AND BRUTAL DANZIG SHOW. Verotika Review / Misfits Review / Tight Pants Power Metal (Just The Hits) / Last Round Pick In The Soul Draft / Aleister Crowley Presents Alcoholic's Anonymous
Episode 134 - Tennessee Djed
September 02, 2019 03:00 - 46 minutes - 44.1 MBPlease Take Your Girlfriend Home / The Great Djed of Osiris / Leary Crowley Connection / Satan Is As Powerful As God Man / Shots Fired At Bigfoot / Make America Grateful Again / Space Relations / Epstein Kubrick Connection / Charles Manson Black Magic Dark Energy Bullshit Vibe
Episode 133 - Everyone's A Conspiracy Theorist Now
August 12, 2019 03:00 - 56 minutes - 53.5 MBCharles and I talk Jeffery Epstein, Jimmy Buffett, Tool, and Roswell. We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need...THE EDGE.
Episode 132 - From Buffett To Babylon
July 22, 2019 03:00 - 55 minutes - 52.1 MBA Very Special Episode, guest-starring Peter from IllCon Radio, who you may remember from such roles as Peter from IllCon Radio. Topics include: Epstein Island! Bohemian Grove! Midsommer! Trop Rock! Beach Country! AND MUCH MORE! All the hits, all the time - that’s the NAD guarantee.
Episode 131 - The Company Man
July 01, 2019 03:00 - 48 minutes - 45.6 MBHi, my name is Erik, please allow me to speak to you on the following topics: Severe Podcast Burnout / Disney Channel Dead / Good Thing To Use Mind Control For / Bohemian Grove Frog / Catching Up With Trop Rock / Did He Come By U.F.O.?
Episode 130 - MuskJamz 2020
June 10, 2019 03:00 - 56 minutes - 53.1 MBErik’s Adventures At The Dead Show / Ancient Psychedelia Meets Ancient Websites / Into The Musk Continuum / 95-Year-Old Canadian Defense Minister Exposes UFOs / Again Into The Musk Continuum / Post Malone vs The Dybbuk / The Musk Continuum Never Ends
Episode 129 - High Strangeness And The Men In Black
May 27, 2019 03:00 - 55 minutes - 52.5 MBJoin Will and me for a free-wheeling conversation on nature of the Men In Black and the history of sightings and encounters over the years. Also featuring: EXTREME SYNCHRONICITY!
Episode 128 - No Higher Art Than Podcasting
May 13, 2019 03:00 - 52 minutes - 49.6 MBSarah is back for another episode! Featuring Astrology Chat, Tarot Chat, Pope Chat, Hero’s Journey Chat—ALL THE CLASSICS, ALL THE TIME.
Episode 127 - Massive Umbrella Of Thoughts
April 29, 2019 03:00 - 49 minutes - 47.2 MBJoin Sarah and I as we explore timeline shifting, alternate realities, government reality manipulation tech, demonic visitations, sea dragon dreams, the Netflix Witch Team, Twin Peaks Season 3, the subjective nature of being, and more. This one’s super fun, check it out!
Episode 126 - Chaos, Hold The Order
April 08, 2019 03:00 - 55 minutes - 52.4 MBCome along for another DEEP DIVE with Charles in which we break down the control structure of reality, the impending second Civil War, the tentacles of NXIVM, soft disclosure of human-pig hybrids, Netflix psychological programming, and more! A truly uplifting episode.
Episode 125 - Great Divine Erector
March 25, 2019 03:00 - 45 minutes - 43.5 MBThis weeks topics include: Gym Chat, Summit Lighthouse University versus Rock and Roll, Actual Cannibal Jordan Peterson, Talking Gargoyle at the Denver Airport, and more! Could I put any less effort into this description? Doubtful.
Episode 124 - Major Satanic Man
March 11, 2019 03:00 - 49 minutes - 47.2 MBDrool over these amazing topics: Psychic Dolphin Fail / Women Who Run With The Aliens / How To Speak Na’vi / Derek Exposes The Dead As Satanists / Paganini Sells His Soul / Jerry’s UFO Experience / Hidden Song Meanings / The Endless Review / One Siqq Piqq And One Not Siqq At All Piqq
Episode 123 - King Bobo
February 25, 2019 04:00 - 57 minutes - 53.9 MBIt's the Nights After Dark Al Sports Edition, featuring Al! Join us for some fascinating locker room discussion on topics such as: Tom Brady cheating with witchcraft, Jose Canseco hunting Bigfoot and time traveling With aliens, sports superstition is basically just magick, and a super dark Hit or Shit on the Memphis Rap Sigils.
Episode 122 - Occult Hotspots NYC
February 11, 2019 04:00 - 56 minutes - 53 MBCharles and I dive yet again into the conspiracy rabbit hole. Enjoy our paranoid rambling and speculation on a wide variety topics, and if you pay attention, you might actually learn something! Also, the debut of a new NAD travel segment: Travel Tips for Occult Locations and Exotic Locales, this time focused on New York City!
Episode 121 - Johnny Depp At The Renaissance Festival
January 28, 2019 04:00 - 57 minutes - 53.9 MBJoin me for a thorough examination of the themes of human sacrifice as expressed in British folk music and beyond. Also: siqq metal jamz about human sacrifice. Also: Wiccan jams that feel like they probably should be about human sacrifice. Also: the world debut of the Deepest (Deppest) Zen Thought!
Episode 120 - Three-Minute NAD
January 14, 2019 04:00 - 48 minutes - 46.2 MBYet another solo episode! Featuring Weird Sex Cults, More Siqq Cult Jamz, Occult Board Games, MK Ultra Mind-Controlled Dogs, and more! Look, I TRY, OK??
Episode 119 - Golf Rumors
December 31, 2018 04:00 - 49 minutes - 47 MBAnother solo show! I play many different jams from many different cults, talk lightning rod symbolism, get you woke to Golf Rumors, and reveal a new (to me) Mandela effect. With so many beautiful reasons to listen, how could you not?
Episode 118 - When Hide And Seek Goes Wrong
December 17, 2018 04:00 - 55 minutes - 52.7 MBIllCon Radio is dead, but Nights After Dark goes on, like a satellite orbiting a lifeless planet. Tune in to the transmission beam for a chat with Sarah, former NAD co-host turned YouTube tarot celebrity extraordinaire, on astrology, the meaning of life, and ways to communicate with extra-dimensional entities. We're doing this all for YOU.
Episode 117 - Squatch World Dot Com
November 19, 2018 04:00 - 52 minutes - 49.4 MBSerious Squatch Talk this episode, featuring: Denver Riggleman Explains Everything (About Bigfoot) / Delicious Blonde Fuks By Sasquatch / Female Bigfoot Forced Me To Have Sex / Ja The Rasta Squatch / InfoWars Yes / Channeled Impressions / Channeling Erik / Macho Man Mashup