Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark
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Episodes
Episode 67 - Would You Could You On A Podcast?
October 03, 2016 03:00 - 49 minutes - 46.6 MBTopics Include: Weird Warnings / I Am Truthor / You Can’t Handle The Proof / The Girlfriend Represents My Mind / Bohemian Grove Votes Third Party / Meme Magick Of The Alt Right / Baal’s Back / The Program Is Self-Correcting / Question The Reality Of Questioning Reality / Black Slime Creeping Over DC
Episode 66 - Alien Resources
September 19, 2016 03:00 - 53 minutes - 50.8 MBJoin your hosts Drunk Al and Drunk Erik on a podcast journey that ranges from sports superstitions to psychedelics to the extraterrestrial origins of chess to to the ESL conspiracy metal of Carlos Spartacus. Disclaimer: we are actually drunk and express some strong sports opinions.
Episode 65 - We Solved It
September 05, 2016 03:00 - 51 minutes - 48.8 MBCharles and I dissect the finer points of the global struggle for control of alien technology, occult Masonic influence on trade routes and colonial America, and how UFOs destroyed the SpaceX rocket. What more could you possibly want??
Episode 64 - Templars, Lizards, and Bees
August 29, 2016 03:00 - 50 minutes - 47.8 MBIn this episode, we discuss the Masonic, occult, and/or reptilian angles of Chicago architecture, Usain Bolt, mental competency to stand trial, Hillary vs. conspiracy culture, woke ass comments on MRA videos, first-hand accounts of Alex Jones being weird, Time Travelin’ Trump, and Nikola Tesla’s views on feminism. This episode connects literally everything, so if you like episodes that connect literally everything, u mo b there!
Episode 63 - Infinite Bliss And Other Business Opportunities
August 15, 2016 03:00 - 53 minutes - 50.7 MBThis episode is about one thing only: Transcendental Meditation. We dive deep into the ocean of pure consciousness and see what kinds of fish are swimming around down there. Put on your scuba gear and let’s roll.
Episode 62 - A Reptile Dysfunction
August 08, 2016 03:30 - 37 minutes - 36.2 MBIt's a solo show! Allow me to ramble to you about our adventures in Las Vegas, the London Bridge in Lake Havasu, and fake Garths. Memes are also described.
Episode 61 - Shelby And Erik Are Drunk Again (Loked And Woked Edition)
July 25, 2016 03:00 - 51 minutes - 48.8 MBWow, we have definitely been day drinking! Join us as we discuss such diverse and wonderful topics as Donald Trumps, Pokemans, and Alan Jackson. This one is chock full of drunken rants, so if you like that sort of thing, the line forms on the left!
Episode 60 - Testing Tin Foil Hats
July 11, 2016 03:00 - 36 seconds - 1.35 MBCome along for the ride while we get weird on synchronicity, occult occurrences, 13 Bloodlines of the Illuminati, the Hum, and the shielding properties of tin foil!
Episode 59 - Hangin' With Charles And Ron Part 2: Occult Geography
July 04, 2016 03:00 - 51 minutes - 49 MBThe second half of this amazing two-part episode is also jam-packed with content! We go deep on geographic anomalies and the ways in which those might be influencing our physical reality. Are UFO sightings and paranormal occurrences connected to earth's energies? Are orders of black magicians blackening our ley lines? Is there a secret geographic component to nuclear fission? Tune in to find out!
Episode 58 - Hangin' With Charles And Ron Part 1: The Brexit And The False Flag Shadow Government
June 27, 2016 03:00 - 38 minutes - 37.2 MBThe first half of this amazing two-part episode is jam-packed with controversial content! The Brexit! The international establishment opposing it! False flag shootings! Crisis actors! Governments conspiring against their own citizens! Wow! Are we Alex Jones now? Tune in to find out!
Episode 57 - Chicken Soup For The Simulated Soul
June 20, 2016 03:00 - 49 minutes - 46.5 MBSimulation Theory! The Drake Equation! Nazi Fashion! Native American Leprechauns! White House Garden Solar Alignments! OMG SO MANY TOPICS!
Episode 56 - Occult Tendencies Of The Tech Elite
June 13, 2016 03:00 - 51 minutes - 48.2 MBIn this one, we talk about Silicon Valley’s deep influence on America: Eric Schmidt manipulating the election, Peter Thiel bankrupting the media, and Elon Musk’s “one in a billion” chance that we don’t live a holographic reality. We also talk about past lives encroaching on the present and Alex Jones’s siqq Info Wars clothing line. Please do join.
Episode 55 - Top Men
May 30, 2016 03:00 - 55 minutes - 52 MBWow, what a episode! Advanced subjects include: Psychic On A Leash! Poltershit! Tom DeLonge And His Unified UFO Theory! David Paulides And His Missing Persons! 19th Century Americana UFO Stories! And many other things! Please enjoy!
Episode 54 - Remains Of Something Weird
May 23, 2016 03:00 - 46 minutes - 43.8 MB2 Woke (No Girls) / Skulls For Sale / Back To The Crack / Fourteen Saloons, Two Dance Halls, No Law Enforcement / Psychic Moments / Layers Of Ghost Towns / You Are Not Alone / Describin’ Freedom Lovers
Episode 53 - Kedophiles
May 09, 2016 03:00 - 42 minutes - 40.4 MBTotal Bullshit Is Our Bread And Butter / Elvis Is Prince Is Alive / Picture A White Jumpsuit / Intyrely Misremembered / Describin’ Memes: The Meme Dad / Shadow Man On Campus / The Greenbaum Speech / Michael Aquino and the Temple of Set
Episode 52 - Sarah Does Disney World
May 02, 2016 03:00 - 51 minutes - 48.5 MBWiccan Jesus / Archon Elaboration / Lisa Frank Hellscape / It’s A Disney World / Aerosmith Themed Everything / Are You Holy Land Experienced? / The Goat Man Claims Another Victim / Why All Our Celebrities Are Dying / Prince Predicts 9/11
Episode 51 - Don't Arc Off, Archon
April 18, 2016 03:00 - 58 minutes - 54.6 MBWelcome to NAD Episode 51, featuring an array of diverse and stimulating topics such as: How Does A Rainbow Go? / What A Cat Saw / Expounding The Interdimensional Hypothesis / Grey Alien Sex Majick Rituals / Describin’ Gnostic Reptilians / Carl Jung on UFOs / Mini-Bilderberg / The New World Order Commemorative Glock / Earthquake Chat / Name Dropping Moloch / This Chick Is Going Down
DEATH METAL DADS: Episode 3 - Staring Through The Eyes of the Dad (with Marissa Martinez-Hoadley)
April 04, 2016 04:00 - 1 hour - 96.2 MBDad-Chat HEATS UP in Episode 3: STARING THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DAD! In this month's installment, Aesop and Shelby are joined by their bestest pal and bandmate Marissa Martinez-Hoadley (Cretin, Repulsion) to make an attempt at not talking about dicks for 90 minutes. Topics include (but are not limited to): A Brief Celebration of the 100th Anniversary of The Elephant Pajama Joke, Psyllium Husk: Dietary Supplement or Prog Band?, Thawing Out The Blue Grape Neanderthal, How We're All Slowly Dyi...
Episode 50 - To Glock A Squatch
April 04, 2016 03:00 - 51 minutes - 48.3 MBFifty Episodes! Wha Happened? In this one: Squatchin’ Or Skinwalkin’? / Interdimensional Cryptoids / Biggest Ba’als Of Them All / Psychic Bob And The Hathors / Cleophus Brown Sees A UFO / Weird Mortuary Rites Of George Bush Sr. / Disney Magic Shuts The Door
Episode 49 - Hoo Cares Hoo's Listenin'
March 21, 2016 03:00 - 56 minutes - 52.4 MBTruther Jams! Human Mutilatiions! Rock Bands Down The Rabbit Hole! Describin’ Memes: Funny Club Edition! Republican Initiation Rites! Illuminated Shakespeare! SO MUCH TRUTH YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT!
Episode 48 - Wave Of Cattle Mutilation
March 14, 2016 03:00 - 54 minutes - 50.7 MBDescribin’ Mutilations! An Amazing True Case of a Mutilated Cow! We Visit the Scene of an Actual Mutilation! Edgar Mitchell’s Psychic Experiments From Outer Space! Sarah Hangs Out With Real Pilots and Gets Real UFO Stories! THIS ONE GOES DEEP.
DEATH METAL DADS: Episode 2 - Dad By Dawn (with Mike Scheidt)
March 07, 2016 04:00 - 1 hour - 121 MBIn this chapter, the beautiful and talented Mike Scheidt (Yob, Vhol) joins Shelby and Aesop LIVE at the Phallus Palace to discuss various and sundry topics, including (but not limited to): Openly Weeping Over Star Trek TNG, A Table For One At Denny's And The Resulting Food Sadness, Train Sounds, Penis Metal, Sharkfuckin'/Fast As A Shark (Depending On The Specific Shark And Type of Transportation Involved), Wesley Grindcrusher, Elephant Walrus Mating Season, More Train Sounds, Glen Benton Sha...
Episode 47 - Cibolo Creek Star Whackers
February 29, 2016 04:00 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBWe go straight down the rabbit hole on the Scalia death, trace out the entire occult history of the participants, and emerge with a STARTLING NEW REVELATION that connects shit in a way that will (hopefully) blow your mind! Or just keep jerking off and watching wrestling, I don't care.
Episode 46 - Dads After Dark
February 22, 2016 04:00 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MBMagickal Online Seminars! The Pick Up Magician! Pick Up Dads! Furry Perversions! Hashtag Stay Woke Shit! Trump Knows 9/11! Is There Really A Book Of Secrets? Space Music! Shaded Half Of The Satellite! Reviews Of Shows And Movies! Lucifer At The Superbowl!
DEATH METAL DADS: Episode 1 - Altars of Dadness
February 15, 2016 23:00 - 1 hour - 82 MBIt's the much anticipated debut of Illogical Contraption's newest unneccesary spinoff, DEATH METAL DADS! In this pilot episode, your intrepid hosts Shelby and Aesop discuss Dadness, Sadness, Madness, Death Metal Addiction, Valentine's Day, Natural Purple Watermelon Flavor, Morbid Angel, and Floridian Rednecks, all the while floating on a bromantic cloud of Lick Me All Over incense.
Episode 45 - Once You Go Flat...
February 08, 2016 04:00 - 55 minutes - 51.3 MBWow! The Popobawa! Celebrity Clones! DNA Activation! A Brand New Cult! Lisa Frank and Her Coke Problem! Wow!
Episode 44 - Anunnaki'd Up (Chillin' with Charles and Erik)
February 01, 2016 04:00 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBJoin your weird conspiracy friends at IllCon for an “illuminating” in-depth discussion of Planet Nibiru and the Annunaki. Spoiler: it was aliens.
Episode 43 - Chillin' with Cory and Erik
January 25, 2016 04:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBCome relax with your pals Cory and Erik while we shoot the breeze about sketchy hotels, frozen heads, Bowie conspiracies, Nibiru and the Anunnaki, the Kaballah, Greys, the Beach Boys, and other chill topics. It’s the Jackie Brown of podcasts!
Episode 42 - How Do We Fuck It?
January 18, 2016 04:00 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBA Very Special Episode guest starring Jason Frisbie from Pool Party Radio and Shelby Cobras from some stupid show. Listen for magical surprises and mega laffs!
Episode 41 - The 1% Of Comedians
December 28, 2015 04:00 - 47 minutes - 44.9 MBGODDAMN IT PEOPLE N.A.D. IS BACK AND HOTTER THAN EVERRR Supreme Chuckles / Shut Up I’m Still Talking / This Is Ford Country / Fogle's Palace / You Be The Judge / Al Sizzler / Video Game Cover Songs Before They Were Cool / Morning Show Boot Camp / Armenian Lamb Sacrifices
Episode 40 - On The Moooon
December 21, 2015 04:00 - 54 minutes - 51.9 MBLive From The Sea Of Tranquility / Fake Moon Landing Chat / Apollo 13 Ritual Chat / Nazis on the Moon / Hollow Moon Theory / Soul Trap Moon / Tranquility Lodge 2000
Episode 39 - Two Thumbs Up My Ass And Still I Was Bored
December 14, 2015 04:00 - 55 minutes - 52 MBBasically Worse Than Anti-Semetism / Magickal Hollywood J.O. Rituals / Joe Rogan & Ari Shaffir vs. Bill Hicks / If You See Something, Say Something / Broken Dolls That Say Satanic Shit
Episode 38 - Toke It Before You Poke It!
December 07, 2015 04:00 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBIllCon Low Lights! Describin’ Memes 3: Describin’ Condoms! Occult Gains At The Gym! The Young Investigator’s Guide To Ancient Aliens! Man Bums! Occult Star Wars Shit! A New Genre Of Dude! Travis Walton Addendum! Christians Debunking Mormonism! Weird Grating Sounds In The Sky!
Episode 37 - A Famously Slutty Animal
November 23, 2015 04:00 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBGuest Starring Charles The Heckler! Were the Paris attacks predicted by occult numerology? Does a bold new theory of human hybridization explain scandalous events at the highest levels of British government? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!
Episode 36 - Galactic Roadkill
November 16, 2015 04:00 - 56 minutes - 53.5 MBWe go hard on the Travis Walton abduction! New audio recordings! New evidence revealed! Alien torture porn! This is a good one.
Episode 35 - Keep On Trumpin'
November 09, 2015 04:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBHalloweed Holocast Post Show Wrap Up / Tales Of New San Francisco / Down In The Dark For 69 Days With Antonio Banderas / Tupac Alive In Serbia? / Lil’ Ween / Describin’ Memes: Trump Meme Extravaganza / Astrological Charts Of The Political Elite / Living In The Cheese Dimension
Episode 34 - Fata Mormona
October 26, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBMike Watt Encounters! Floating Cities! NASA’s Project Blue Beam! The Biggest Letdown in History! Psychedelic Honey! Angels Landing On Hills! Masonic Roots Of Mormonism! Rock Jams Of The Latter Day Saints!
Episode 33 - Freebasin' Or Freemason?
October 19, 2015 03:00 - 59 minutes - 56.4 MBTurbocharged Tony Little / Shit Dads / What Women Think About Sport Chat / Teh Ermahgerd Gerl / Satanic Kate Spade / Solomon’s Megachurch / A Little More Inspiration / How To Catch A Ghost Horse / Tonetta - The Saint / Creepy Dude Workout Videos / Have A Very Buttisimo Day / Rocky Horror Chat / Burning Life Second Man / Shine On In Pork Heaven / Fuck Everything
Episode 32 - I Think My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open!
October 12, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBThe Full Limbaugh / Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost / Media Manipulation / Martian Water and the Space Pope / Wherein I Describe Lisa Frank Memes In Great Detail / Jeb Loves The Redskins / Back To The Future Conspiracies Explained / Sports Cops / Illuminati Christian Rock Exposed / Holy Ghost Adventures / Spirit Box Jesus / You Don't Practice Santeria But J-Lo Does
Episode 31 - Al's Sports (UFO Death Cult Edition)
September 28, 2015 02:00 - 59 minutes - 56.4 MBGuest Starring: Al! Yes Sober Podcasts / Vortex Pro Tip / Human Recall / Aliens Love Us / Planet Earth About To Be Recycled / Death Cult Pro Tip / Childs In Salmon Pants / Fucking Carpetbagger Giants Fans / Why Are You So Proud Of Your Blue Ribbon? / Best Locker Room Speeches / Clapping At The Same Time As The Austrians / Drummers Who Need To Express Themselves / Has Morrissey Ever Even Had Sex? / I Need Beer To Talk MKULTRA / Real Or Not Real?
Episode 30 - Dark Nights, Bud Lights
September 14, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBNo Sober Podcasts / Big Announcement In IllCon Land / Fogled By A Psychic / Essence Of Macklemore / Karma Fucks Me / Business Vape / Erik Attempts To Psychically Predict The IllCon Mascot Bracket / Gargling Satan's Cock / About The Most 90s Thing I Can Think Of / A Middle To Upper Class Cult / A Freemason Rosicrucian Secret Society Sex Magick Thing / Sirius Business / One Hundred People Is Enough Fuel / You Can't Just Drug The Kids, You Gotta Kill Them / Definitely Unhinged Obviously
Episode 29 - Nights After Dark Is A Woman
September 07, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 60 MBFour Shots Too Many On The Ride Of Life / Speak Truth To Power / What You See Is Not What You Get / Shit Dude Taste / So Many Teeth / You Son Of A Bitches! / Think Like A Broad / Fat Depp / Tonetta - Lots And Lots Of Drugs / Gotta Shed This Flesh Prison / Conspira-Sea Cruise / Stephen King Jamz / The Truth About Things Conspiratorial / An All-You-Can-Eat Conspiracy Buffet / Seminars / Joey Korn Founder Of Korn / Too Far Over The Edge
Episode 28 - Another Good Apocalypse (We're All Gonna Get Fogled)
August 31, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBGuest Starring: Charles The Heckler! A Big Machine That Does Energy Stuff / Fucking Loaded With Occult Symbolism Right Now / Too Far Down The Nazi Path / Famous Crypts Of The Hapsburg Empire / Aliens Can Be Catholics Too / Devil Law / Remember The 22nd And 23rd Of September / Illuminati Duality / Kid's Cartoons Of A Certain Type / Crazy Moment Of Synchronicity / The Transfiguration Of The Antichrist / Licks And Kicks
Episode 27 - Dudes Inside Of Dudes (Inside Of Dudes)
August 24, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBGuest Starring: Coby Shelbras! When The Walkenry Starts To Fade / Two More Hirtlers Please / Shelby Versus Electronics / Fantasy Beer And Illuminati Wine / Podcast Town Shoutout(?) / The Circle Of The Bell / The Elixir of Eternal Life / A Mythical Lump Of Clay Formed Into A Human Shape Bent To The Will Of Whoever Puts The Word Of Truth Inside Of Its Head / Dark Homunculi Shit / How Is Babby Formed? / My Dudes! / Sarah's Dad Crush Of The Week / A Great Comedy About Dead Children / A Temporall...
Episode 26 - Mannequin III Starring Johnny Depp And A Depp Puppet
August 10, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBMic Check One Two One Two / Shelby and Otis / M.A. in B.S. / Budapest Chat / Hair Rituals Of The Metal Elite / Kitschy Catholic Relics / Vienna Chat / A Scale From One To Depp / Habsburg Sarcophagi / Hologram Opera / A Bit Of A Stake In The Country / The Saturn Moon Matrix / Booq Piqqs
Episode 25 - Erik's New Makeover
July 27, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBPodcasting Is A Dirty Business / Weird Mysterious Alien Virus / A Really Long Night On The Pole / Makes Ghosts Hard / Blue Powerade / Free And Loose Out On The Streets / To Force The Dead To Reveal The Secrets Of The Unseen World / The Faustian Tale / Don't Bring Your Boyfriend Shopping (Sarah's Al Rant) / Full Femme Fatale / The Pac-Man Moon Theory / That's Shit Dead / Full On Double Saxophone / Lady Superstitions / Siqq Piqqs: Rifftrax / Edgar Winter In The Summertime
Episode 24 - Straight Down The Rabbit Hole
July 20, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBGuest Starring: Charles The Heckler! I can't even describe this one, you guys. We tie all the threads together. Just listen. We go deep.
Episode 23 - IllCon Origins: Part One: Disgusting Groupie Jizzum Heavy Metal Cum
July 13, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBJerry's Finger / Homemade Cum Wine / Butt Cleavage / First Known Recordings Of IllCon Radio / DORITOS / Erik's Terrible Dumb Ideas / Gogglebox: Social Control Programming, Every Sunday On Channel 4 / ScrotumTumor.com / Jesus's Foreskin / Zac Baggins Is Synchronistically Communicating With Me Through His Ouija Board / Don't Do Anything Important At 3AM / A Walken Role / On The Internet, No One Knows You're Leonard Cohen / All The Holes That Have Turned Into Eyes / Philly Ray Cyrus / No Poo Mo...
Episode 22 - Pentagrams Fucking All Over It
June 29, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBThe American National Anthem / The New Illogical Contraption Theme Song / That Scene Where Tom Hanks Bangs Amelie In The Basement / Whoops I Put In A Sin / Smash It To Get Her Off / Big And Just Waiting To Be Husked / Semi-Hard Evidence / A Reasonable Number Of Holes / Worshiping Satan With Every Swing / Too Many Black Balls / Acacia Nightz / DMT Brew / Doing A Dead Chick Is A Symbol For Rebirth / Decapitating Shoppers With Their Giant Swords / Sarah's Awesome Dude Crisis Segment / So What??
Episode 21 - Occult Astrology And You
June 22, 2015 03:00 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBGuest Starring: Charles The Heckler! Topics: Flat Earth, Hollow Earth / Guccifer / Email Hacking of the Rich and Famous / New York Times Nuclear Threat?? / Occult Numerological Timing / Nostradumbass / My J'ncos Are Not Aligned With the Stars / Scientology Corner / UKUSA / Actual Real Economic Discussion About the Potential Dissolution of the Eurozone (an IllCon first!) / Talking Shit on the French and the Scottish / Talking Shit on Google and Burning Man / Are You Ready?