Everything Is Real, by Garbage Brain University
184 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 237 ratingsIn Everything Is Real, Natalie Dee & Drew Toothpaste investigate the conspiracies and strange happenings that peel back the edge of reality. Join Drew (a research chemist) and Natalie (a Ph.D in Metaphysics) as they study the fringes of society.
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GBU 158: Being Homeless, But For Fun
January 13, 2021 20:31 - 46 minutesAnimals running across your legs, day and night. Snakes in your ass. Going somewhere worse for fun. It’s time to learn about camping, with a play-along quiz. Join Natalie & Drew for a journey through the American loopholes of why it’s illegal to be homeless, but legal to pitch a tent and live homelessly for fun! Not subscribed? You’re missing 80 subscriber-only episodes, along with our secret 24/7 chat room and gaming hub. Only for true Geniuses like you. * natalie & drew This is a public...
GBU 156: Half People, Half Fish, All Alien, Baby
January 05, 2021 22:41 - 47 minutesHappy 2021! Today, Natalie & Drew discuss Mothman of the Ocean, Crazy Frog, mermaids, Plate Guy, and the impermanence of data. Plus, a million dollar idea. It’s all here and it’s all in the future, in 2021, right now. Still not a paying subscriber? You missed our holiday-break episodes along with 70 more subscriber-only eps, and you don’t have access to our community Discord, where we game, chat, and oppose capitalism. * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss th...
GBU 152: A Very Pinhead Christmas (special guest Doug Bradley)
December 13, 2020 22:55 - 46 minutesDoug Bradley, who played Pinhead in the first eight Hellraiser movies, joins us today for a very special Christmas episode. Doug told us about the secret deleted Hellraiser scenes, explained why Clive Barker was the perfect director for Hellraiser, reveals the truth behind Pinhead’s makeup, and tells us what it’s like to be inside of Pinhead’s leathers. We also got a look at Doug in the Star Wars universe, the future of Hellraiser, and the ultimate Hellraiser question: Will Doug Bradley be P...
GBU 150: I Want To Drink The Beer From Repo Man
December 09, 2020 00:15 - 53 minutesWhy does gin taste like stealing? What is Richard Scarry Busytown Beer? And how much do people actually drink? You asked for it (in Discord) and now Natalie & Drew present to you 53 minutes of knowledge on alcohol and its effects on planet earth. Subscribe now & you’ll get access to our Discord, where you can suggest ideas for future episodes, listen to the 70+ subscriber-only eps you’ve never heard, and participate in all our other community activities. Bye! * natalie & drew This is a p...
GBU 148: Weanut Butter, Wilk, Wizza, and Other Edibles
December 01, 2020 00:43 - 1 hourNatalie & Drew investigate cannabis edibles, hemp food, and all the treats you’ll forget you eat. We talked about buying weed at the deli counter, why the Hindu god Shiva was a known weedhead, who invented edibles, why they last so long, how weed can lead to starting a family, why Weanut Butter is not a force for good, and the tale of the highest either one of us has ever been on edibles. Plus, an edible quiz you can play while you listen. If you’re not a subscriber, you can’t talk to us an...
GBU 146: Dildos Of History
November 17, 2020 22:10 - 54 minutesToday, Natalie & Drew tell you about the ancient (and modern) history of dildos, vibrators, artificial vaginas, slings, swings, and strap-on things. Plus, a sex-toy quiz you can play along with while you listen, the curious story of the iPod vibrator, People Lube, bread-based dildos, and the insane reason why Hitachi doesn’t want to be known for their Magic Wand. Not a subscriber? You’re missing out on our Discord chatroom/messageboard/community, our OVER 70 subscriber-only episodes, and mu...
GBU 144: Howdy Ma'am, Chivalrous Cowboy Here
November 10, 2020 22:58 - 46 minutesYee-haw! Natalie & Drew talk about the origin of cowboys, the surprising reality of what they did, and why they aren’t around much these days, I reckon. We also talked barbed wire, chivalry, how to food-chain horses and cows together, a million-dollar cowboy idea, and Drew’s Canonical List Of Cowboy Names. Not a subscriber yet? Subscribe and you’ll not only support us (each subscriber makes a big difference!) but you’ll get 70+ paid episodes that only subscribers can hear, as well as access...
GBU 142: Bees Puke Honey, So Why Can't We?
November 03, 2020 20:49 - 48 minutesNatalie & Drew dive into the mysteries of bees, such as: Where did all the killer bees come from? What is a cat bee? Who is Beernie Sanders? And why is honeydew infinitely more disgusting than you ever knew? (It’s not a melon.) Honey facts, nectar gossip, and thousands of other ideas are also right here, right now, in this very episode. Want something more fun to do than election? Looking for an alternative to hate-driven social media? Our private Discord community may be for you, and you c...
GBU 140: Satan, Satanists, And The Demon Named Amy
October 27, 2020 21:22 - 52 minutesYou already know who it is! The big red man, the oldest bad guy out there, Satan himself. Natalie & Drew talk about who invented Satan, the 27 Names Of Satan, and Natalie’s cunning plan to overthrow and dethrone The Dark Trainer himself. We also talked about exorcisms, how much it costs to be a Satanist, the eleven commandments of Horn Boy, and what the Vatican knows about aliens. Not a subscriber? You fucked up, but you can fix this right now by hitting the Subscribe Now button. Seventy se...
GBU 138: All My Homies Live On Land
October 21, 2020 20:11 - 46 minutesNatalie & Drew dig into the bizarre world of “Flying Before The Wright Brothers,” with balloons, coal gas, smoke, kites, blimps, zeppelins, and lots of death. An incredible amount of death. Natalie also discusses her unorthodox technique for drying her hair, which must be heard to be believed. Not a subscriber yet? Remedy that immediately by slapping the brown button below, and you’ll get instant access to our members-only Discord community as well as almost 70 episodes that you’ve never he...
GBU 136: Why Would You Vape Sugar Cubes?
October 13, 2020 19:26 - 46 minutesToday, Natalie & Drew dig into the enormous piles of sugar that the average person eats on a daily basis, to find out: Who invented sugar? Where does it come from? Why does liquid mercury taste so good? And, finally, after 136 episodes, you may bear witness to a once-in-a-lifetime result, as Drew aces the Mini Play-Along-At-Home Quiz for the first and probably last time ever. Not a subscriber? You’re missing out on our exclusive social club, where we play group games, tell ghost stories, an...
GBU 134: How Animals Turned Into People Who Have To Go To Work
October 06, 2020 20:39 - 47 minutesNatalie & Drew explain not only how animals turned into modern people, but why we have to go to work, who invented work, and the worst work you can do for a living. Plus: what does it mean to have an idea? If you’re not a subscriber, you’re missing ALIENTEMBER, our miniseries with curiously solid info on why alien life is real, how and when they’ve interacted with humans who have to go to work, and what’s next on the alien agenda. PART 5 drops this week with further investigations into rept...
GBU 132: HolPlugz™ & The Secrets Of Mormon Underwear
September 29, 2020 20:06 - 49 minutesNatalie & Drew revealed the underwear secrets of the Mormons, as well as the fatal mistake of the Wu-Tang Clan, why the Gates Of Hell aren’t underwear, why birds might eat your dick, and a million-dollar idea that might change the way you look at underwear forever. Did you miss our miniseries ALIENTEMBER, where we dug into secrets of extraterrestrials, interstellar craft, and the government’s crusade to keep advanced technology from the masses? You’ll need to Subscribe Now, since that shit ...
GBU 132: HolPlugz™ & The Secrets Of Mormon Underwear
September 29, 2020 20:06 - 49 minutesNatalie & Drew revealed the underwear secrets of the Mormons, as well as the fatal mistake of the Wu-Tang Clan, why the Gates Of Hell aren’t underwear, why birds might eat your dick, and a million-dollar idea that might change the way you look at underwear forever. Did you miss our miniseries ALIENTEMBER, where we dug into secrets of extraterrestrials, interstellar craft, and the government’s crusade to keep advanced technology from the masses? You’ll need to Subscribe Now, since that shit i...
GBU 130: Maybe The Reason You Think You’re The Main Character Of Reality Is Because Everyone Is Part Of A Collective Consciousness So You're Technically Right
September 21, 2020 22:12 - 47 minutesWhat’s your favorite smell? What’s the difference between a scent and an odor? What’s a wang? How do you get high from smelling salts? How can you be hypnotized to stop smoking? And what is Liquid Sex? Drew & Natalie answer these questions and more in today’s episode, which is also about the All-One Universal Mind. If you’re not a subscriber, you’re missing ALIENTEMBER, our miniseries about the real evidence behind extraterrestrials and their contact with humanity that’s going all month long...
GBU 130: Maybe The Reason You Think You’re The Main Character Of Reality Is Because Everyone Is Part Of A Collective Consciousness So You're Technically Right
September 21, 2020 22:12 - 47 minutesWhat’s your favorite smell? What’s the difference between a scent and an odor? What’s a wang? How do you get high from smelling salts? How can you be hypnotized to stop smoking? And what is Liquid Sex? Drew & Natalie answer these questions and more in today’s episode, which is also about the All-One Universal Mind. If you’re not a subscriber, you’re missing ALIENTEMBER, our miniseries about the real evidence behind extraterrestrials and their contact with humanity that’s going all month lon...
GBU 128: Fall, The Horny Season
September 14, 2020 19:07 - 43 minutesNatalie & Drew are coming to you LIVE from the horniest season of all: fall. Natalie explains what a cornucopia is, Drew lambasts the grade-based gatekeeping of Trapper Keepers, and we both go purple horny devil for sweetened, condensed milk. Plus: What is Presidents Day 2? Why is it called fall and not autumn? When can I put my sweater back on? Why do the stupid leaves change color? And more. Not a subscriber yet? Fix that now and you’ll get access to everything you’ve been missing out on:...
GBU 126: Fish, The Birds Of The Sea
September 04, 2020 20:08 - 44 minutesYou don’t know what a fish actually is, do you? We find out in this episode, as well as over 14,000 facts about why some fish can breathe air, why the Dutch thought a hippopotamus was a fish, and why a tugboat doesn’t tug. There’s also a fish quiz you can play while you listen, and Natalie & Drew explain why people, like fish (or some mammals) should be able to hibernate. Not a paying listener yet? You should be, because you’re missing half of our episodes, and you’re not able to chat with ...
GBU 124: Natalie Gets A Second Head
August 27, 2020 23:29 - 46 minutesWho invented the head? What happens to a cockroach (or a person) when they’re decapitated? What happens when you cryogenically freeze your head? Why is Mr. Bean trusted with being an executioner? And what if it turned out your consciousness wasn’t in your head, but your body, the whole time? Natalie & Drew answer these questions, and dozens more, in today’s Garbage Brain University. Unable to chat about episodes with our other listeners? Want to get in on our daily Geoguessr challenge, Anim...
GBU 122: Forbidden Colors, Illegal Colors
August 19, 2020 20:09 - 43 minutesNatalie & Drew talk about the enchanted guitar, the wizard’s camel, and the bizarre world of forbidden colors, spicy colors, impossible colors, and more. Drop what you’re doing and pay full attention to this, right now. (Just kidding. Listen to it in one ear while you’re working!) Not a patron? You’re missing out on HALF of our episodes, as well as our 24/7 private chat room, cooking club, and everything else that happens in our Discord. Become a patron by subscribing now. We’ll talk to yo...
GBU 120: Hatters Never Prosper
August 12, 2020 21:02 - 51 minutesDrew & Natalie explain why now is the time to intensify your fashion, why baby clothes are worse than you’d even think, why a rock is a hat, why fringe is ALWAYS better than no fringe, and tell the tale of two beekeepers who loved each other. Also, a hat quiz! Become Garbagebrainpilled by listening to this hat-based episode, and perhaps you, too, may become a Garbage Brain Genius. See you Saturday (or next week, if you only listen to the free episodes! Sucker!) * natalie & drew This is a ...
GBU 118: Bean Poisoning: Diarrhea'd To Death
August 05, 2020 20:27 - 39 minutesNatalie & Drew explore the horrible world of beans, from being bean-poisoned, crapping out metallic turds, eating pretzel sandwiches, what it means to be toothsome, and more. Plus, Drew issues an official apology to Jeff Quest. * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 116: Shooting Blood From Your Third Boob
July 28, 2020 20:22 - 43 minutesIt’s the season of swampy humidity and peeing outside. Summer is here, and Natalie & Drew have a boatload of weird holidays, non-scenic Ohio ditches, and the tale of what regular people do when they go to Florida, if you’re not regular and don’t know. Also: why you can’t be nude, a way to fix the boring-ass Olympics, and the true meaning of Summer Vacation is revealed. Also, if you missed it, we have a Twitch channel now! Stop by and watch us play weird old video games, like Frolf (Ribbit K...
GBU 114: The One Million Dollar Worm
July 21, 2020 20:37 - 50 minutesToday, Natalie & Drew talk about worms, which are, like, just tubes, man. Think about it. We explain the differences between snakes and worms, why ringworm isn’t a worm, the science of The True Neutral Ass, what happens when a worm smokes weed, and thousands of other worm-based concepts. Not in our inner-circle yet? Unable to listen to our elusive patron-only odd-numbered episodes, and at lack of peers to talk about worms and other Garbage Brain topics with? Join our Patreon now, which supp...
GBU 112: The Big List Of Every Cuss Word, Ever
July 15, 2020 00:13 - 51 minutesNatalie & Drew talk about the invention of modern cussing, words you use to replace cusses, the discovery of how (and why) animals cuss, the beauty of high school graffiti, and, of course, the long list of every English-language cuss word that has ever been said. Plus, a way to atone for your cussing sins. It’s all here, right here, right now. Missing GBU 111? That’s a patron-only episode. GBU 109? Same. GBU 107, 105, 103, et cetera? They’re patron-only episodes, baby, and you gotta become ...
GBU 110: How To Become The Pope
July 07, 2020 21:55 - 44 minutesThe dead pope who lost his court case against the alive pope! Hitting popes in the head with a silver hammer and cutting their fingers off! These and other bizarre-yet-true Pope Facts are packed into today’s episode of Garbage Brain University, along with a play-while-you-listen quiz. Not a patron yet? You’re missing over fifty patron-only episodes, as well as our 24/7 private chatroom. Become a patron at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity if it’s at all possible. Until next time! ...
GBU 108: Star Wars 12: The Dark Bishop
June 29, 2020 21:49 - 1 hourIn a special episode of GBU, Drew & Natalie watch, and then talk about the first eleven Star Wars movies, from beginning to end. Whether you’re an old Star-head or new to the longest-running space saga of the silver screen, we’ve dug up some facts and stories that’ll be new to your ears. Join our Patreon and Discord at patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity to sync up with other listeners, if you haven’t already, and for our 24-hour Garbage Brain Genius chat, a community designed to chill. Plus...
GBU 106: Why Do They Call Them Pigs?
June 23, 2020 19:59 - 50 minutesNatalie & Drew tackle the pig vs. hog debate, find out how to make a pig stop shitting where it eats, the swine flu, DARE, the pig band, and how The Australian Pig Shortage caused a crisis that almost ended painting in Australia. And more! If you haven’t heard episodes 105, 103, 101, et cetera, it’s because you’re not a patron! Sign up now & you’ll get instant access to the over-fifty episodes you’ve missed, as well as our secret Discord chat room, book club, and art space. Until later! *...
GBU 104: Landlubbers, Tunnel Digglers & Sayings Of The Sea
June 15, 2020 22:15 - 49 minutesNatalie & Drew investigate the mystical Sayings Of The Sea, find out what happens when you live in a houseboat, and commandeer an abandoned vessel in international waters. This, plus dozens of thousands of boat facts, are packed into this 49-minute episode. Join us on Discord right now if you want to sync up with other Garbage Brain Geniuses and talk about the episode in real time. As soon as you finish listening to this episode, you’ll have over 50 patron-only episodes at your disposal whi...
GBU 102: Freetember: A New Calendar For Earth
June 08, 2020 12:51 - 56 minutesNatalie & Drew pick apart the very nature of time itself, exploring: * What happens if time collapses on itself * Why the Gregorian Calendar is named after Greg * Why school takes a long time * Our new, revolutionary calendar system, mentioned in the title of this episode * What happened when the French tried to put 100 seconds in a minute * How do you even measure time if it’s not real? And hundreds more ideas, packed into just less than an hour. If you missed episode 101, episode 99...
GBU 100: The Million-Dollar Bread
May 29, 2020 20:55 - 47 minutesIn this, our 100th GBU episode, Natalie and Drew reveal the million-dollar bread idea that they’ve been saving for a special occasion. We also talked about keto, the origins of “the best thing since sliced bread,” why you can’t feed bread to ducks, and why fish are Pay Pigs. We also talked about leavening, poisonous plants, and the specific reasons we want to be directly nuked. If you’re not a Patron, you have now missed FIFTY episodes of Garbage Brain University. Rectify that immediately b...
GBU 98: Tampons & Chicken Grease: A Possum's Life
May 21, 2020 23:28 - 48 minutesNatalie & Drew dive into the bizarre world of the opossum, familiarly known as “possum,” with an assortment of surprising facts. Some of the facts are about their nipples! Some of them are just about gleeking and foaming at the mouth. We also talked about accidentally eating poison hemlock, why rappers puke, how many baby possums can fit in a soup spoon, and, tragically, The Cloacal Kiss. Patrons get two Garbage Brain episodes a week instead of one (you’ve missed ALMOST FIFTY patron-only ep...
GBU 96: Why The Amish Can Kiss My Ass
May 14, 2020 19:07 - 46 minutesNatalie & Drew dig into the deeply weird history and existence of the Amish, a fundamentalist religious group who mostly lives in Ohio and Pennsylvania. We talked Amish birth control, why the Amish have no moustaches, smoking big doinks, Amish clothing, Rumspringa, the 1998 Hyundai Elantra, “and more.” You’ll also find out what happens when you get kicked out of Amish, and the Illuminati secret behind the image files we all know and love. You’re missing out on most of the Garbage Brain fun ...
GBU 94: The Fifth-Largest Continent
May 07, 2020 12:23 - 46 minutesIt’s cold. It’s on the bottom. We call it Antarctica. Today, Natalie & Drew explore the facts and legends of the world’s least-populated and fifth-largest continent. There’s an extended quiz you can play along with while you listen, and Natalie asks the eternal question: when you’re in Antarctica, are you upside down, like a bitch? Help us keep this ship sailing with a membership to our Patreon - you’ll get access to our private Discord server, our Animal Crossing turnip touching club, and ...
GBU 92: The Oldest Shoes Ever Found
April 29, 2020 20:08 - 53 minutesToday marks ONE YEAR of Garbage Brain University! Ninety-two episodes later, we’ve revealed thousands of facts, and millions of dollars’ worth of ideas. Today’s episode is about how to make ape feet out of people feet, why shoes fuck your feet up, why feet are ticklish, why you can’t tell us what you’re masturbating about, and more. Want to help us make the next year’s worth of Garbage Brain? Subscribe to our Patreon, which gives you instant access to our members-only Discord, the 46 paid e...
GBU 90: Is Fruit A Dessert?
April 22, 2020 16:38 - 44 minutesOur most contentious episode yet. We uncovered the facts about why avocados are just shitty butter, explained why strawberries aren’t berries, listed Steve’s Pet Peeves, visited a dairy farm, and attacked the non-eternal question of whether or not fruit is a dessert. Plus: goat breeds of Pakistan, the Pope’s favorite fruit, how to eat roses, and Spite Lunches Of Japan. Want to tell us our food opinions are wrong, or give us a suggestion for a future episode? Five bucks gets you into our se...
GBU 88: What Do People Put In Their Butts?
April 14, 2020 21:01 - 57 minutesIn today’s Garbage Brain University, Drew & Natalie discover all of the objects people have inserted into their rectums, as well as the science (and art) of butt-chugging, boofing, and shitting out hockey pucks. There was also the return of The Gentleman’s Limit, a quiz about drugs you can put in your butt, and more than you ever wanted to know about a bird’s exit-end. Missing the odd-numbered episodes? Yes, you are, unless you’re a Patron already! You’ll get all of the 44 subscriber-only ...
GBU 86: Classic Underpants Rash
April 07, 2020 21:46 - 49 minutesWhat happens when you get diagnosed with “classic underpants rash,” an apparently real medical term? What do dust mites do all day? And why is poison ivy stronger than it’s ever been, maybe? Drew & Natalie answer all these questions, plus give you over three thousand medically consistent facts about allergies, and top the sundae off with not one, but TWO quizzes you can take while you listen. Join our Patreon for instant access to the OTHER HALF of the episodes you’ve never heard, as well a...
GBU 84: The Cat That Broke Into My House
March 31, 2020 13:09 - 45 minutesNatalie & Drew are back, once again, with the tale of the cat who broke into Natalie’s house, dozens of pet facts, secret hand tricks for cats, and a business idea that will change the way you look at dogs forever. Plus, a pet quiz you can play along with as you listen! (We recorded this a few weeks ago, before lockdown, so all mentions of leaving the house in this episode occurred in The Before Time, by the way.) If you want to chat with us (and other GBU listeners) on our private Discord...
GBU 82: The Pants Stay On, Baby
March 24, 2020 17:05 - 51 minutesThe future of fashion is here! Natalie & Drew talk armwarmers, the flag of the equator, spring versus fall, the bikini that makes you look dead, the t-shirts that got away, and why, even a million dollars later, The Pants Stay On, Baby. Not a part of our inner circle yet? Join our private GBU Discord via Patreon and you’ll have access to our members-only book club, Animal Crossing Friend Circle, 24/7 live chat, and you’ll even be able to hear the 40+ paid episodes of Garbage Brain you’ve mi...
GBU 80: How To Have Fun At Home
March 17, 2020 19:23 - 44 minutesToday, Natalie & Drew give you ideas for how to have fun during Staycation 2020, and also talk about self-surgery, an island where the government experiments on animals, their third Million Dollar Idea, and the outdoor snack you didn’t know you could make inside until today. Become our Patron for five bucks and you’ll get instant access to our Discord (we’re exchanging friend codes for Animal Crossing New Horizons right now) as well as all of our paid episodes you haven’t heard. * natalie...
Hello Ghosts 2: A Haunted House In A Haunted Town
March 11, 2020 13:18 - 47 minutesHello Ghosts is the GBU spin-off featuring Natalie and our friend Elissa, and their investigations into local paranormal lore. This is our first free episode - future eps will be available for patrons only! A fateful conversation leads Natalie and Elissa to the foothills of Appalachia to investigate a haunted home. They discover that the weirdness extends farther outside the property line than they would have expected, and a creepy discovery is revealed in an extra segment at the very end o...
GBU 78: Deal With It, Dum-Dum
March 10, 2020 14:26 - 54 minutesElephants are nature’s biggest vegans, and today, Natalie & Drew talk about elephant noses, how to ride a bicycle with an elephant, how long it takes an elephant to pee, why they eat 18 hours a day, and the lurid tale of how a small town murdered an elephant a hundred years ago. Want to suggest an episode? Want something to do if you’re gonna shut yourself inside for a while? Join our discord by hopping on our Patreon. You’ll also get access to all the premium episodes that only patrons ca...
GBU 76: Baby Read A Book To It
March 03, 2020 10:58 - 58 minutesNatalie tells you why working in the library makes you want to die. Drew tells you about going to the bookmobile behind the Arby’s. Together, they plan The Floppy Cop Drop. These, along with actual facts about libraries, are packed into this hour-long episode. Haven’t subscribed yet? Head over to the GBU Patreon to listen to the dozens of subscriber-only episodes you’ve missed, as well as access to our private Discord server. You’ll also be able to listen to Natalie and Elissa’s new projec...
GBU 74: The 101 Secrets Of The Toilet
February 25, 2020 13:25 - 54 minutesNatalie reveals her newest invention, a bike-seat-styled commode, and explains why she hates it so much when astronauts float around. Drew attempts to name all of the crappers that have ever existed. Together, they reveal the untold secrets of humanity’s greatest shame device before the Internet: The Toilet. Want to suggest a topic to us, or talk to fellow GBU listeners? Join our Discord by becoming a full subscriber. You’ll also get instant access to thirty subscriber-only episodes you ha...
GBU Bonus: Talkin' Teens with Murder Bryan from Street Fight Radio
February 22, 2020 19:52 - 1 hourOur friend Bryan stopped by to talk teenagers with us, in this bonus episode of GBU! Bryan is half of Street Fight Radio, an iconic anarcho-comedy show from Columbus, and like Drew and Natalie, he also used to be a teenager. We talked about why letting adults down means nothing, grinding at the school dance, and how Bryan started a mafia at his high school. There’s also a quiz you can play while you listen. We mentioned it in the episode, but Street Fight will be live in Columbus on Friday,...
GBU 72: All Chaff, No Wheat: Buying Cereal On eBay
February 18, 2020 19:20 - 58 minutesIn today's episode, we talked about why degenerate boomers are buying stale cereal on eBay, the cereal born from enemas, The Meat Of The Beef, and what Lucky Charms did to honor our nation’s antifa. We also talked horse milk, anti-cereal, and Natalie gave Drew two separate quizzes which you can play along with as you listen. Today’s episode was suggested by Quinn from our private Discord! Join up and you can give us suggestions for future episodes. It’s also where your fellow listeners cond...
GBU 70: You Can't Nut If You Don't Wear Socks
February 11, 2020 18:39 - 55 minutesIn today’s episode, Natalie & Drew talk about eating rocks, stealing pee from children, necrophilia, and why you have to wear socks if you want to nut. It’s the all-kink episode of Garbage Brain University, and it’s here now, on your headphones (not over your speakers, at least if you’re at work.) A subscription to our Patreon will give you instant access to our Discord, or if you want to subscribe right here, you can email [email protected] for the invite code. Check in there at...
GBU 68: How The CIA Used Brain Implants To Drive Dogs Like Remote-Control Cars
February 04, 2020 21:43 - 59 minutesToday’s episode features the absolutely true story of the title, plus the reason why Natalie won’t get on (or out of) a spaceship, Drew’s favorite conspiracy theory, why some people think Saddam Hussein had a stargate, and the long, bizarre tale of why Drew & Natalie were crisis actors for FEMA. Want to hear the episodes you’ve missed and live-chat with other listeners 24/7? You’ll need to join our Patreon, which will give you instant access to all THIRTY FOUR premium episodes, plus instan...
GBU 66: Do Ants Have Dicks?
January 28, 2020 21:43 - 57 minutesIn this episode, Drew & Natalie Dee answer the age-old question: do ants have dicks? We also talked about how to cook ants, ant communism, why ants puke, and finally reveal the story of the time we got an ant high. Want to hear the episodes you missed? Join our Patreon, where you’ll get instant access to our Discord server where we chat with listeners, and be able to listen to the ever-growing archive of Episodes That Are Only For Subscribers. Check it out. We’d love it if you told your f...