Everything Is Real, by Garbage Brain University
184 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 237 ratingsIn Everything Is Real, Natalie Dee & Drew Toothpaste investigate the conspiracies and strange happenings that peel back the edge of reality. Join Drew (a research chemist) and Natalie (a Ph.D in Metaphysics) as they study the fringes of society.
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GBU 252: Nobody Was In Love With Flavor Flav
February 01, 2022 22:45 - 46 minutesWhat is Reality Television? We take a look at the metaphysics of reality television, the Great Reality TV Con, linguistic shifts in confined populations, cops, and give you the details of our brand-new reality TV show. Subscribe to hear more episodes & join our community: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 250: Tricking Animals With Plastic Animals
January 24, 2022 22:42 - 52 minutesGet in touch with dirt! Natalie & Drew talk about gardening, plastic animals, rosemary, the heaven of a huge dirt pile, and what happens when you buy a raw whole chicken from Amazon. You’re still listening to us talk and it’s been 250 episodes, so you clearly love it, and we dearly need your support, and you’ll get twice as many episodes, so please subscribe now. Hit this brown button: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get a...
GBU 248: What's The Biggest Animal You'd Throw In The Garbage?
January 17, 2022 21:19 - 52 minutesHaving a great time with lizards! (Just kidding, lizards aren’t any fun.) Why Natalie doesn’t want to touch them, what Drew’s lizard was like, a lizard quiz, and the answers to all the lizard questions you’ve ever had. Subscribe and you’ll keep us making more (and hear the 124 episodes that you have to pay to hear.) • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 246: Have You Ever Kissed A Beaver?
January 10, 2022 20:51 - 54 minutesWhat do beavers smell like? Who is more pious, Drew or Natalie? And how do you hold a beaver? Also: high risk texting, beaver dams, human nature, Jeff Bezos’s space lie, Keyboard Cat, zoomer pants, and thousands of other facts and ideas. Subscribe for more. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 244: Plumbing
January 03, 2022 22:03 - 53 minutesWelcome to 2022! We talk septic tanks, garbage disposals, not pooping on trips, boycotts, pony kegs, and why we’re not any smarter than ancient people. Also: the first quiz of the year! Subscribe for more episodes (there are over 120 you haven’t heard.) • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 242: We're Never Going To Time Travel
December 14, 2021 20:50 - 52 minutesTime loss! Time dilation! And actual time travel. We talk about these as well as aliens’ ability to time travel, the Vatican’s chronovisor, John Titor, magick as relating to the wave function, gravitational waves, time as a single point, and the rat experiment that may have proved global consciousness is possible. Not a subscriber? You’re missing the deepest and best episodes we have (over 120 now!) which are only available to subscribers. Consider helping us continue to write and record GB...
GBU 240: Magicians
December 06, 2021 21:20 - 51 minutesNatalie & Drew go inside the secret world of magicians to find out: Why are they so corny? Why do they want to impress people so much? What secret club did Drew try to join fruitlessly for years? Also: Clothesless yoga, cat circuses, Tom Of Finland, steampunks, and the worst kind of monologue you have to hear constantly. Subscribe if you haven’t already! You’ll get access to our secret social-media hideout as well as 120 episodes which are only available to subscribers. • natalie & drew T...
GBU 238: If Nothing Is Real, Everything Is Real
November 29, 2021 21:05 - 52 minutesFairies: the little guys who are sneaky beepers. What are they? What do they look like? And what do they do all day? We answer these plus over 18,000 other questions you didn’t ask in today’s episode. Please consider subscribing to help us continue making GBU, if you haven’t already: * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 236: What Do Sloths Smell Like?
November 16, 2021 20:04 - 1 hourModern sloths, ancient sloths, sloth metabolism, sloths in the water, sloths eating, sloth facts, all amazingly fast and capable compared to nature’s slowest boy, the Sloth. If you haven’t already, please become a patron/subscriber today so that we can keep making GBU. You’ll get a ton of episodes you haven’t heard, plus our eternal goodwill, which is available nowhere else for this low price. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers ...
GBU 234: Turds: The Junk Of The Butt
November 09, 2021 21:04 - 1 hourToday’s special GBU episode is about turds: how they’re used, why they look the way they do, paying for poop, getting paid to poop, shitting on the moon, and hundreds more facts. Missed episode 233, 231, 229, and all the other odd-numbered eps? That’s because you don’t subscribe. Do that now & you’ll also keep us making GBU! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/...
GBU 232: There's Always Poop To Eat
November 03, 2021 18:41 - 1 hourAll about shrimp: what they do, why their tails are like that, and why people eat them so much. Plus: being old! Being reborn! Shrimp Lips! Shrimp holidays! Eating bugs! And a harrowing tale at the very end of the episode you can’t miss (so don’t close it as soon as we say Harlem Township.) Subscribing gets you all the benefits we’ve promised for years, plus a community of fellow listeners and the knowledge that by giving us five bucks we will never make NFTs or something else equally fooli...
GBU 230: Maybe You’re A Ghost In Your House And You’re Haunting The Alive People Who Live There Now
October 26, 2021 20:10 - 57 minutesThink about it. Also: why aliens want human bones, investigating haunted houses, using poppers, measuring ghosts, and why the earth is full of skeletons. Our latest in the spooky Halloween episodes (have you noticed the trend?) Subscribe if you missed the odd-numbered episodes, of which there are 115 at this point, including many spooky Halloween topics. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visi...
GBU 230: Maybe You’re A Ghost In Your House And You’re Haunting The Alive People Who Live There Now
October 26, 2021 20:10 - 57 minutesThink about it. Also: why aliens want human bones, investigating haunted houses, using poppers, measuring ghosts, and why the earth is full of skeletons. Our latest in the spooky Halloween episodes (have you noticed the trend?) Subscribe if you missed the odd-numbered episodes, of which there are 115 at this point, including many spooky Halloween topics. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visi...
GBU 228: Is A Werewolf A Furry?
October 18, 2021 21:27 - 59 minutesHALLOWEEN SEASON IS HERE! Today we’re talking werewolves, but also: how to become a werewolf, why a werewolf might have depression, putting on the wolf belt, werewolves on trial, and L. Ron Hubbard. Not subscribed? Please do that • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 226: Owls And Danzig
October 12, 2021 18:35 - 1 hourNatalie & Drew unearth ancient Danzig lore, and explain how owls fly. Also: What are owls? Who is Danzig? Why does he hate wigs? What happens when you show your boobs on a podcast? And why does THIS guy have a raven as a pet? Also owl facts. Subscribing helps us keep making GBU and gives you access to the 113 episodes you’ve never heard as well as our Discord chat room. Join us! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access ...
GBU 224: Anything Good Doesn't Need An Advertisement
October 05, 2021 20:10 - 1 hourThe history of the world’s shittiest field of pursuit: advertising! Why it sucks, why they’re everywhere, and why anything good doesn’t need an advertisement. Plus: Esperanto, brand managers, strip club advertising, and how we trapped an ancient man on earth by talking about his ads. Not a subscriber? You can fix that immediately. Please click this: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.ga...
GBU 222: Impressing Jodie Foster
September 28, 2021 16:25 - 1 hourToday! All the information on the POTUS you KNOWTUS and some you might not have already knowntus. Plus: Why all politicians are psycho, how presidents die, the Crypt Keeper, why rap and America are intertwined yet rap about America sucks beyond words, anarchists, and, of course, how to impress Jodie Foster. Subscribe now for the 111 episodes you’ve never heard, plus our group gaming and memes on Discord: * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other s...
GBU 220: Tom Cruise: The Movie Star's Movie Star
September 21, 2021 18:56 - 1 hourIt’s Tom Cruise time! We dig up over a thousand Tom Cruise facts you’ve never heard, and reveal that, unbeknownst to anyone, he’s been a book star this whole time, not a movie star. Not a subscriber? You need to do that if you want the 110 premium episodes you’ve never heard! ($5.00) • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 218: You Need To Become Enlightened Because You Don't Want To Be Reincarnated On This Shitplanet
September 07, 2021 23:36 - 59 minutesCandle thoughts. Candle meditation. Making smores with candles. Over 4,700 candle facts and stories. Plus: Artificial fragrance, why you don’t need to give notice when you quit your job, why people are never happy, and why the unenlightened hate Ohio. Please consider, at this point, on episode 218 of this podcast that you’ve been listening to for over two years, a subscription. Your five dollars allows us to continue doing this, and we would appreciate it: See you next week (subscribers on...
GBU 216: Your Bodily Fluids
August 30, 2021 18:19 - 1 hourIt turns out you’re mostly fluid. A juice box, really. It’s an indignity, and we’re talking about it today. Venture inside the human body’s fluids with Drew and Natalie. This episode was suggested by hromi on Discord - if you’re not a Discord member, and you want to suggest future episodes to us or just join to chat, subscribe now! You’ll also hear the 108 subscriber-only episodes that are locked up for a measly five bucks (that’s 4.6 CENTS per episode.) You can’t say that’s not a bargain....
GBU 214: Childhood Games Are Better Than The Olympics
August 23, 2021 19:26 - 1 hourWhat did kids do before Mindcraft and T-Pose? Natalie & Drew take a look at the bizarre world of antiquated childrens’ games, such as Duck On A Rock, British Bulldogs, Conkers, Dandy Shandy, Don’t Lick The Chalice, Jackin Balls, and thousands more. Not a subscriber? Please do that now so we can keep podcasting. Thank you. * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/sub...
GBU 212: Animals Eat People; Would You?
August 17, 2021 23:00 - 1 hourNatalie & Drew go deep on animals that eat people. Snakes, birds, fish, cats, and even people eat people. Plus: the bizarre world of Peter Caine, what Bigfoot tastes like, and how to develop a taste for human flesh. Not a subscriber? That’s almost as stupid as not getting vaccinated for SARS-CoV-2, the novel coronavirus which has killed 623,000 Americans to date. Unlike the vaccine, a subscription costs money, but pay it please. Until next week (non-subscribers) or later this week (subscri...
GBU 210: Battle Of The Podcasters' Nipples
August 10, 2021 22:36 - 1 hourNatalie explains how she won a national dance competition! Drew tells you why disco is, despite what your parents told you, great music. And we also talked square dancing, cowboy dancing, dervishes, bullying, ballet, school dances, and Drew’s high-concept ballet that might not be worth a million dollars, but would be worth watching, for once. Plus: the dirty world of drama and lies at 80s dancing night. Not a subscriber? You need something to listen to at work, and subscribing gives you ove...
GBU 208: Hermits, Doppelgängers, and The Gritty Life Of The Desert
July 26, 2021 19:37 - 1 hourHow does anything live in the desert? And why? We tackle these difficult subjects, as well as the weird looking kid, Drew’s doppelgänger, triscuits, hobbits, and our first quiz in a long time. Play along while you listen, if you dare. Not subscribed? That’s a horrible mistake, because you can’t hear half of our episodes, or join our Discord chat room. * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www....
GBU 208: Hermits, Doppelgängers, and The Gritty Life Of The Desert
July 26, 2021 19:37 - 1 hourHow does anything live in the desert? And why? We tackle these difficult subjects, as well as the weird looking kid, Drew’s doppelgänger, triscuits, hobbits, and our first quiz in a long time. Play along while you listen, if you dare. Not subscribed? That’s a horrible mistake, because you can’t hear half of our episodes, or join our Discord chat room. natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.ga...
GBU 206: My Complicated Relationship With Elevators
July 20, 2021 20:00 - 57 minutesElevators, escalators, eleskaters, and everything in between. Natalie & Drew explore the bizarre world of indoor human transportation, and what you should (and shouldn't) be scared of, awake or not. Also, how to control reality and tell if you're still in it. (You're probably not.) Not a subscriber? Please subscribe so we can continue to write and record GBU! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, vi...
GBU 204: Parrots: The Beach Boys Of Birds
July 14, 2021 19:59 - 1 hourWhy you can’t study wild parrots! Why parrots keep their boyfriends forever! Why they crap out little hard balls that contain baby parrots! And at least a couple more parrot facts await you in this, the 204th episode of Garbage Brain University. Subscribe now please (you’ll get over 100 episodes you’ve never heard, and we need your help to keep making this show!) * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes...
GBU 202: The Weirdest Dog I've Ever Seen
July 06, 2021 19:42 - 1 hourHow much do deer eat? What is our family group chat like? What is Drew’s favorite bible verse? Do deer do oral? How conscious are deer? And what the fuck is a moose? Natalie & Drew answer these and dozens of other questions in today’s deer-based episode. Not a subscriber? Fix that now to hear the other 100 (ONE HUNDRED!) episodes that are for subscribers only: * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, v...
GBU 200: Hermits, Nuns, Monks, Friars, And Shutting The Fuck Up
June 29, 2021 00:35 - 1 hourScourging yourself! Hermitry! The daily life of a monk! Dropping out of society! Convents! Asceticism! And dozens more monk facts. It’s the two hundredth episode of GBU and it’s here now. Haven’t been sure that we would keep writing and recording these? Hopefully, seeing that we’ve done this two hundred times should convince you that we’re in it to win it. If you’d like to help us keep going (and hear the 100 members-only episodes you haven’t heard yet) YOUR subscription will ensure that we...
GBU 198: Puppets, Puppeteers & Ventriloquists
June 18, 2021 19:15 - 1 hourLetter People! Finger puppets! Garfield Goose! Sock Puppets! Significant Puppets Of History! All of these, plus a puppet quiz, and thousands more puppet facts, right here, right now. * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 196: Dumb Dudes Doing Adventures
June 08, 2021 21:37 - 1 hourWho invented the North Pole? What is it like to live in the Arctic? Why do end-times prophecies never shake out? And what’s the problem with toadaso? We address none of these, but instead, a thousand other facts, in today’s North Pole-based episode. Not a subscriber? Press the subscription button please, or continue to miss every odd-numbered episode, except for last week’s bonus UFO episode, which you need to listen to right now if you haven’t already. * natalie & drew This is a public e...
GBU 195: Aliens are Real, They're Already Here And The Pope Agrees
June 04, 2021 17:24 - 1 hourLater this month, the Pentagon and US Department of Defense are dropping a report about the information they have on UFO/UAPs in America. Natalie & Drew dug into what we know already, what will likely be in the report, how the top-secret UFO knowledge got secretly declassified, who belongs to the Galactic Federation, the different alien crafts we know about, and why amateur UFO videos are always blurry. Since this is a matter of pressing, immediate importance, we have declassified this epis...
GBU 194: Could A Frog Eat A Dog?
June 01, 2021 21:36 - 1 hourFrogs, from the makers of Dogs! Natalie & Drew talk about what frogs eat, eating frogs, and why frogs take the enormousest shits of any animal proportional to their body size. We also talk about mediocre experiences, how to calculate your high jump, what tadpoles are for, Martha Speaks, and why frogs deactivate themselves. Not a subscriber? Figure it out, genius. Bye * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus epi...
GBU 192: Hawaiian Death Trip
May 25, 2021 18:59 - 1 hourIn this groundbreaking episode, Natalie & Drew expose the sick truth behind The Beach Boys, as well as the hidden dirt on pneumatic bank tubes, macadamia nuts, volcanos, and exactly how you get between all of the islands in Hawaii. What are Rhode Islanders up to? Where did the people in Hawaii come from? And, finally, what is the Hawaiian Death Trip? These questions, and more, are answered right here, right now. If you’re not a subscriber, subscribe to join our secret community, as well as...
GBU 190: Crime Scenes & Cleaning Up
May 18, 2021 16:19 - 1 hourBECOME CLEAN. Quit social media. Rescue an egg from the park. Ride a unicycle. Join a foreign exchange program to play basketball. Throw everything you own in the trash and don’t put anything more in your home. Plus, a million dollar idea. Not a subscriber yet? Remedy that immediately by paying us five dollars. Until Friday (subscribers) or next week (non-subscribers!) * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus e...
GBU 188: Bad Guys Gone Wet
May 11, 2021 18:48 - 59 minutesPirates! Or as Natalie calls them, Bad Guys Gone Wet. The real pirate lore on Obra Dinn, Johnny Depp, Blackbeard, Grace O’Malley, eyepatches, guns, and The Official Rules Of The Pirate Boat. Plus, kleptocracy, vandalizing Wikipedia, stealing a FedEx plane, and why humans have been the Pokémon all along. Not a subscriber? You’re outta water and the light is fading fast. Click the Subscribe Now button to bring yourself back to the land of the living. (This is how you get access to the GBU Dis...
GBU 186: Your Butt Is A Container For Your Ass
April 30, 2021 18:14 - 1 hourNatalie & Drew talk about why the stomach is nature’s purse, why Drew hangs out in storm drains, different types of containers, Natalie’s jerky wallet, simulation theory, how to subdue a wild deer, and, finally, why a man is nothing but a container for a big mess. Plus, alternate gravities, why we aren’t on “a bad timeline,” and why everything, ultimately, is a container for something else. Not a member of our Discord yet? Subscribe now and feed your mind with the 93 paid episodes you’ve ne...
GBU 184: Sun vs. Sunn O)))
April 23, 2021 18:24 - 1 hourNatalie & Drew talked about the sun, Sunn O))) and a million other things, like: Sabbath and Iron Man! The history of The Sun! Why the sun makes us mad! Why Natalie cries for no robot. Why there’s no surface of the sun. Sunburns, sunscreen, sun gods, sungazing, Ghostface Killah, and Copernicus’s dick. You’ll have to listen. Also, if you haven’t followed us on Twitch yet, today we’ll be live from 2:30pm (NOW!) until 5:00pm Eastern Time as Drew drives around the world in GeoGuessr, and we wor...
GBU 182: What Bones Does
April 15, 2021 18:50 - 1 hourBone gnomes in a crystal bone maze! Why your bones are constantly shitting! What 2 Chainz can teach us about bones! And hundreds more bone facts and theories, brought to you right now by Natalie & Drew. Enjoy listening to us but not a member of our inner circle, where we chat 24/7 with our friends and undertake secret projects? All you need to do is join the Discord, which can be done by Subscribing Now: Until next time! * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss...
GBU 180: My Role In The Revolution Will Be Turtle Estimator
April 08, 2021 20:23 - 59 minutesWho invented turtles? What separates a turtle from a tortoise from a terrapin? And what is the best turtle name of all time? We dig into these and thousands of other turtle-based topics in today’s show. Catch Drew on Twitch tomorrow (Friday) at 2:30pm Eastern for another record-breaking GeoGuessr attempt, by the way! Follow us on there now and you’ll be notified when the GBU channel goes live. Looking for the Discord or our paid eps? Those are for subscribers only, baby, and here’s how yo...
GBU 178: Fn' In A Pool
March 29, 2021 23:31 - 1 hourNatalie gives detailed instructions on how to keep water out of your nose, and with Drew, she designs an Archimedes-tier experiment to measure the river. We also talked cyberpunk pool parties, small-town culture shock, greasy watermelons, and how dolphins actually move on land. Did you miss today’s livestream? Subscribe to our Twitch and you’ll catch the next one on Wednesday. Did you miss all of our odd-numbered episodes? That means you need to subscribe, friend, and you can do that here: ...
GBU 176: Girl Toys Versus Boy Toys: I Need Haymer
March 22, 2021 20:30 - 1 hourNatalie & Drew talk about giving drugs to kids, dressing your kid up like Tactical Murder Soldier, burning and melting shit, consumerism, restaurant owners, and toys. We also talked cops, the Bert Vs. Ernie dichotomy, and plugging your finger into the 120v power your house supplies. I need haymer. Not a subscriber yet? That means you’re missing out on half our episodes, membership to Discord, and more. Do that now. Here. Also, we’ve been streaming 3x a week on Twitch lately, so throw us a ...
GBU 174: Museums & The Triumph Of Man
March 16, 2021 14:13 - 1 hourNatalie & Drew talk the worst and best of museums around the world, including a stop at the Mütter Museum (full of bones) and a plan to bring back the 60s-era walkthrough evolution exhibit they miss. Plus: why do you become what you pretend to be? What happens to chickens who live at a museum? And how are we going to make a million bucks? If you haven’t followed our Twitch page, we’ve been livestreaming 2-3x a week. Throw us a Follow on there and you’ll be notified the next time we go live!...
GBU 172: Commercials, Fast Food & Chicken Hungry
March 09, 2021 22:04 - 1 hourNatalie & Drew tackle commercial urban legends, why advertising is terrible (beyond the obvious reasons,) classism, the history of fast food, Chicken Hungry, why a local car dealer had a curling iron in his ass, and a quiz about fast food. It’s all here right now. If you missed Drew’s GeoGuessr stream yesterday, subscribe to the GBU Twitch channel and you’ll get automatically notified when we go live again! (It’ll probably be Weds, 3/10, at around 2pm Eastern Time!) There are videos of pas...
GBU 170: Why Bird Milk Is The Grossest Milk
March 03, 2021 19:20 - 44 minutesNatalie & Drew give you the ins and outs of milk, one of the worst drinks ever invented. Did you know birds make milk? They do, and we tell you all about it. We also talked breastfeeding, nut milk, milking pigs, and why “going potty” is the milk of the butt. Not a subscriber? Do that now please, so you get more episodes (85 and counting) as well as access to the community Discord. Plus, your support lets us keep making Garbage Brain, which is good for us, and also good for you, presumably. ...
GBU 168: Why Authority And Money Is Fake
February 22, 2021 18:59 - 50 minutesGive us the stimmy already! Abolish student loans! Raise the minimum wage! You are not my boss, and money isn’t my boss. Money isn’t real, and neither is the United States Treasurer’s signature, sometimes. Natalie & Drew dig into the disgusting, horrible concept of money today, with a few tidbits you might not know already unless you’re a major bill-n-coin head. Not a subscriber yet? Money is fake so give us 5 of it please by subscribing now. You’ll get 84 subscriber-only episodes, access t...
GBU 166: Saint Valentine Was An Alien
February 10, 2021 21:41 - 48 minutesNatalie & Drew talk about where Valentines Day came from, the gory story of the original Saint Valentine (and why he was an alien,) why Saint Valentine may have been three people (or three aliens,) Ohio Mud Week, hog-sucking, hole-getting, and more. Not subscribed? Fuck you! Subscribe now please. Bye, * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 164: Numerology & The Idea Of Zero
February 03, 2021 18:55 - 52 minutesNatalie & Drew talk numbers, emotions about numbers, and why math led to capitalism (or, possibly, why capitalism led to math.) We also talked the metric system, zero, negative numbers, imaginary numbers, and, of course, the king of mathematical analysis, NUMEROLOGY. If you’re not a paid subscriber you’re missing half (82) of our episodes! Rectify this immediately with a subscription, which also grants you access to our secret good-vibes-only community. Talk to you in a couple days (subscr...
GBU 162: How To Destroy Bird Scooters & Other Robots
January 26, 2021 22:02 - 49 minutesToday, Natalie & Drew go deep on the damage robots have done to our society. Whether it’s taking human jobs, beeping at us, playing remote control cop, or worse, robots have caused us nothing but trouble and brought value to no one but the oppressive class. We also talked about how to improve robots. Want to listen to the 80+ episodes of GBU that are for subscribers only? Then you gotta subscribe! * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscri...
GBU 160: Goggle Boy: The Basketball Genius
January 20, 2021 21:38 - 50 minutesNatalie & Drew talk corrective lenses, the biggerator, the Spicy Girls, and why throwing things around makes your life worse in every way. Not a subscriber? Click it to fix it. Subscribing gives you EIGHTY episodes you haven’t heard, plus access to our private Discord. Bye! * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe