GBU 92: The Oldest Shoes Ever Found

Today marks ONE YEAR of Garbage Brain University! Ninety-two episodes later, we’ve revealed thousands of facts, and millions of dollars’ worth of ideas. Today’s episode is about how to make ape feet out of people feet, why shoes fuck your feet up, why feet are ticklish, why you can’t tell us what you’re masturbating about, and more.

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