Everything Is Real, by Garbage Brain University
184 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 237 ratingsIn Everything Is Real, Natalie Dee & Drew Toothpaste investigate the conspiracies and strange happenings that peel back the edge of reality. Join Drew (a research chemist) and Natalie (a Ph.D in Metaphysics) as they study the fringes of society.
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Everything Is Real Presents: Weird April 2024
May 06, 2024 19:32 - 46 minutes - 33 MBScientists agree with what we've been telling you for years: animals are conscious and have subjective experiences! We tell you why they came to this conclusion, along with the tales of animals which not only proved to be conscious - but telepathic. Also, we talk about Mothman, omens and prognostication, the mathematical basis of the universe, entropy, unidentified garbage bag objects, and more. This is a free public episode, like all our Weird Month episodes, but if you'd like to hear 400+...
Everything Is Real Presents: Weird March 2024
April 03, 2024 14:46 - 55 minutes - 39.4 MBThis month, we explore the return of the monolith in Wales, the brand-new (more realistic) alien bodies in Peru, the alien handwriting disclosed by an American lawyer, and dozens of other topics. Our Weird Month episodes are free for the public, but if you'd like to hear 400+ more humor-based episodes about aliens, the occult, quantum physics, the paranormal, and so forth, become a Patron. You'll also get access to our private Discord and more. It's all right here: • natalie & drew This ...
Everything Is Real Presents: Weird February 2024
March 05, 2024 22:46 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MBWe recap everything weird that happened this month in the world of aliens, consciousness, quantum physics, and more. Patrons get 400+ Everything Is Real and Garbage Brain University episodes, as well as access to our private subscriber discord, so if you haven't become a patron yet, now's the time! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
Everything Is Real Presents: Weird January 2024
January 30, 2024 23:00 - 52 minutes - 37.2 MBToday begins our new series, where we examine the UFO, alien, paranormal, and otherwise weird events of the month, and fill you in on what they mean. This month, we talk about the Jellyfish UFO, aliens at the mall in Miami, what real scientists think about Neil Degrasse Tyson, extra dimensions, alien disclosure, the Department of Defense, and more. This episode is FREE for everyone to listen to, but we’d love your support to keep making Weird Months and our weekly patron-only episodes! Head...
Everything Is Real, Episode 57: Aliens Are Officially Real
July 27, 2023 19:27 - 46 minutes - 32.7 MBThe whistleblower David Grusch testified under oath to Congress yesterday that there has been a secret UFO retrieval program going on for decades, and that the US government has retrieved both alien craft and alien bodies. We talk you through the implications of this, along with the question no one else is asking, let alone answering: Is David Grusch an alien himself? Listen now and find out. If you’re not a patron of GBU yet, this would be an excellent time for you to do so. Our last few m...
Everything Is Real, Episode 50: Aliens Are Real
June 07, 2023 20:18 - 55 minutes - 64.1 MBThis week, whistleblower David Grusch revealed the existence of a secret US program to retrieve crashed alien spacecraft, and it goes back further than you’d think. In today’s episode, we tell you what he revealed, what it means in the context of the post-2019 alien disclosure program, and where all of this is headed. Today’s episode is free, but this year, we’re saving most of our episodes for patrons only. You can become a patron, enabling you to hear our entire archive (including 170 pat...
Everything Is Real, Episode 32: The Battle Over LA Was Real, And The Aliens Won
February 07, 2023 18:16 - 53 minutes - 24.3 MBWhat happens when you shoot a UFO 1,400 times and it flies off without complaint, in front of thousands of onlookers? The Battle Of LA took place in 1942, and reveals the bizarre nature of unidentified aerial phenomena. We give you the evidence, including a strikingly similar case from over 400 years ago, and let you decide whether or not it was “just a weather balloon.” You should really become a patron of GBU / Everything Is Real if you haven’t already, btw! You’ll get 180 episodes you’ve...
Everything Is Real, Episode 30: Crystal Skulls Are Real
January 31, 2023 15:52 - 55 minutes - 25.5 MBUnearthed in Belize in the 1920s, this crystal skull purportedly imbued its owner with powers and enabled her to live to the age of exactly 100. We find out the truth behind this famous skull and others unearthed over time, and reveal the legend of what happens when all 13 of these skulls are reunited. Becoming a patron of GBU/Everything Is Real gives you access to twice as many episodes as free subscribers, and allows you entrance into the mystical GBU Discord server. Convert your free sub...
Everything Is Real, Episode 28: The Dodleston Messages Were Real
January 24, 2023 18:22 - 55 minutes - 25.4 MBIn 1984-5, a schoolteacher began receiving messages on his computer from a man living in 1574… and, then, messages from someone in the year 2109. We examine this, and the related paranormal activity surrounding the arrival of Ye Mysticyl Boxxe Of Lightes Upon Which A Manne Can Engrave Lettyrs, in today’s Everything Is Real. Not a patron? We need your help to continue researching, writing, and recording these episodes! You’ll be rewarded with our secret discussion area as well as over 170 ep...
Everything Is Real, Episode 26: The Stargate Of Iraq Is Real
January 17, 2023 15:41 - 46 minutes - 21.2 MBThe famous Ziggurat of Ur may contain a wormhole (“stargate”) that allows travel through time and space. Did the US wage the Iraq war to take control of it? Where are the other wormholes? And why did the Sumerians build it in the first place? We investigate these questions, plus what happens when the EMP destroys all of our data, why you can put trash in a wormhole, why Natalie hates outer space, and why Einstein would have hated all of this. Not a patron? You’ve missed our investigations o...
Everything Is Real, Episode 24: The Travis Walton Abduction Is Real
January 10, 2023 17:15 - 57 minutes - 26.2 MBThe Travis Walton abduction case is one of the most well-documented of the 1970s, and today, we dig into the evidence. Why did the aliens heal him aboard their craft? Who was paid off to “debunk” the case? And what was network television’s motive in having him play a game show, decades later? We reveal all this and more in today’s free episode. Not a paying subscriber? You should become one. Not only will you support us researching, writing, and recording Everything Is Real, but you’ll get ...
Everything Is Real, Episode 22: The Hopkinsville Goblin Is Real
January 02, 2023 20:34 - 49 minutes - 22.8 MBToday, we bring you the Hopkinsville Goblin case, one of the most compelling extraterrestrial/interdimensional beings discovered in the 20th century. For hours, these goblins tormented a farm family in rural Kentucky. Where were they from? How did they get here? And how did Pokemon take this famous cryptid sighting and turn it into Sableye? We answer these questions and more in today’s Everything Is Real. You can help us continue to research, write, and record GBU/Everything Is Real by beco...
Everything Is Real, Episode 19: John Titor Is Real
December 13, 2022 17:53 - 58 minutes - 40.4 MBJohn Titor came from the year 2036 and may have changed our timeline. He was a child soldier who fought in the New American Civil War, and predicted the Y2K disaster, Mad Cow Disease, and World War III. Did he change our timeline? Is the current state of affairs the result of meddling in cosmic destiny by a soldier from the not-so-far-flung future? We reveal everything in today’s episode of Everything Is Real. We need you to become a paid patron so that we can continue to make GBU/EIR. Plea...
Everything Is Real, Episode 17: Nazis In Antarctica Are Real
December 05, 2022 22:45 - 54 minutes - 37.2 MBAfter WWII, the Nazis dispersed across the earth like dandelion fluff. Did some of them end up in Antarctica? We investigate today, along with the details on Operation Paperclip, Bob Lazar’s involvement in Nazi technology, foo fighters (the UFOs, not the band,) the Nazi UFO crash in 1965, Operation Highjump, why the toothbrush moustache is coming back, and why people are always so naïve. Please consider upgrading your subscription to the paid level ($5/mo!) It’s not much money but it will h...
Everything Is Real, Episode 15: Opening A Portal To Summon Aliens With Sex Magic Is Real
November 29, 2022 14:39 - 47 minutes - 64.9 MBThe portal that Jack Parsons and Aleister Crowley opened may have ushered in the age of UFOs... and may have been the first sighting of what most call a "grey alien" today. We went deep on the rituals they used to do this, investigated the links between alien sex rituals and quantum mechanics, and tell you how to summon an alien yourself. For more Everything Is Real (you haven’t heard 7 of our patron-only episodes!) and Garbage Brain University (165 patron-only episodes,) you’ll need to up...
Everything Is Real, Episode 13: Marian Apparitions Are Real
November 15, 2022 16:56 - 39 minutes - 53.7 MBWhat is a Marian apparition? What should you do if one appears to you? And why does the Virgin Mary tell you the same things that aliens do when they appear? We’ve put together compelling evidence that the Virgin Mary apparitions seen around the world are, in fact, extraterrestrial beings. Listen now. If you missed our episode on why the Galactic Federation is real (#12) that’s because you’re not a patron yet! Convert your subscription from free to paid now (with this button) and you’ll get...
Everything Is Real, Episode 11: Bigfoot Is Real
November 08, 2022 13:51 - 47 minutes - 65.2 MBBigfoot has been part of human culture since prehistory, and we dig into the mysteries surrounding this legendary creature in today’s Everything Is Real. If you’re interested in Sasquatch, you’ve already picked apart the Paterson Film and read about Ray Wallace, but we go deeper, investigating Bigfoot’s ties to Hinduism, extraterrestrials, conscious manifestation, and more. If you’re not a patron yet, join us by converting your free membership (you only hear half our episodes) into a paid s...
Everything Is Real, Episode 9: Your Sadness Is Food For Aliens
October 31, 2022 19:33 - 34 minutes - 47.6 MBWe investigated the idea that archons are using the negative emotions of Planet Earth (“loosh”) as food. Reptilians, aliens, interdimensional entities, Annunaki, and who knows what else may be sucking down your very own sadness for their own uses. We consulted Robert Monroe, the Nag Hammadi, simulation theory, fractal similarities, biological evidence, and human history to find out more. Become a patron of GBU and you’ll learn even more, with an extra episode ONLY for patrons for every free...
Everything Is Real Episode 7: Spontaneous Human Combustion Is Real
October 24, 2022 20:56 - 43 minutes - 59.8 MBToday, we learn how people spontaneously catch on fire, and why. Join us as we review the history of spontaneous human combustion from the 1400s to the present day, discuss the thermodynamic viability of a human catching fire, and lay out the evidence for why spontaneous human combustion is real. You can help us keep making GBU and Everything Is Real by shelling out five bucks a month. You missed Episode 6 (celebrity impostors), Episode 4 (Atlantis), Episode 2 (the Large Hadron Collider) an...
Everything Is Real, Episode 5: The Georgia Guidestones Revealed The New World Order's Plan
October 17, 2022 21:11 - 39 minutes - 54 MBThe Georgia Guidestones were blown up this year, presumably by activists who believed they were part of a plot involving mass depopulation and eugenics. But were they really? We dug into the hidden history of the Guidestones, their builders, their message, and revealed who really wanted these things wiped from the face of the earth. Half of our Everything Is Real episodes are for patrons only (you’ve missed our reveal of where Atlantis is today, and how the Large Hadron Collider actually de...
Everything Is Real, Episode 3: The Royal Family Isn't Fully Human
October 10, 2022 21:08 - 43 minutes - 60.2 MBWhy do people think the royal family isn’t fully human? We investigate the rumors and facts surrounding the House Of Windsor, including their infallibility to human law, the alien-human hybridization program, their mysterious health problems, vampirism, and the bombshell discovery that ties the Royal Family to the political structure of the USA. If you haven’t joined our patron program already, you missed last week’s episode about the Large Hadron Collider destroying the universe. And if y...
Everything Is Real, Episode 1: Reality
October 03, 2022 18:22 - 41 minutes - 56.4 MBWhoa! Everything Is Real! In today’s episode, we’re talking about dreams that predict reality, ontology, the history of questioning reality, why you can’t trust your eyes, materialism, idealism, Descartes, Monty Hall, Einstein, simulation theory, monks who dream, and what happens outside of the present moment. Everything Is Real is brought to you by Garbage Brain University (obviously.) Subscribe if you want to hear future episodes which are available for paying members only! Five bucks get...
GBU 312: Llamas: The Double Man Of South America
September 26, 2022 20:39 - 39 minutes - 53.6 MBWhat are llamas? Are they bussin? Why do people use them for therapy? What is it like to be a llama? And why are they two of people? We answer your deepest, darkest llama questions in today’s episode. Also: You need to upgrade to being a patron, so you can get our next miniseries, which starts NEXT WEEK. You’re missing half of the episodes we record and post, too, if you’re not a patron/paid subscriber. Hit the brown button here or go you-know-where to become a patron. • natalie & drew Th...
GBU 310: Thinking About Cube Man
September 19, 2022 20:17 - 42 minutes - 58.9 MBAir: it’s all over! We talked about what’s in it (magically and otherwise) but more importantly, we bring you the unheard story of Cube Man. You’ll have to listen to understand why. Not a paying patron/subscriber? You need to do that, because you missed our cat episode (GBU 309) which you’ll only get if you pay, along with over 150 other paid episodes. Pay now please. Thank you. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access t...
GBU 308: How To Make Infinite Axolotls
September 12, 2022 20:53 - 42 minutes - 58.5 MBAxolotl genes, touching animals, hairless cats, how to regrow an eyeball (if you’re a human,) how to regrow other stuff (if you’re an axolotl,) and the weird experiments people have done with axolotls. Plus, the one weird secret you actually for sure didn’t know about axolotls! Listen now. Are you not a patron yet? You need to hop on that soon (hit that button above to convert your free “i get this email” into an actual patronage of GBU!) You’ll get the 150 episodes you haven’t heard, plus ...
GBU 305: What Is A Nut? Why Am I In This Body?
August 29, 2022 22:40 - 44 minutes - 60.8 MBWe answer all your questions about nuts and inhabiting a corporeal form on today’s GBU. “Wait! Natalie and Drew! You didn’t answer my question! I didn’t even know I could ask questions to be included on the show!” That’s because you’re not in our Discord. Follow the instructions in the episode or click the “Upgrate To Paid” button to join us there. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garb...
GBU 303: It's Not A Poopflap, It's An Erotic Buttflap
August 22, 2022 19:49 - 49 minutes - 68.1 MBWe learn about laundry today, from ancient to modern times. Plus: why you don't have to wash your pants, what you can (and can't) throw away, the Soylent guy and his Engineer Brain, terpenes, soap, and what happens when you eat a mango like an apple. Not subscribed? Do that if you want in on our live trivia matches, chat room, and the 150 patron-only episodes you haven’t heard yet. Click the “Subscribe Now” button below or go You Know Where to become a patron. • natalie & drew This is a p...
GBU 301: Galoshes, Raincoat and an Upbrella
August 16, 2022 18:52 - 43 minutes - 60 MBCigarette breaks, parasols, why Drew always has an umbrella, why Natalie never does, basements, golf, umbrella-based weapons, fake cigarettes, and the like. Feeling like you’re missing something? You are. As a non-patron you’re only getting half of the possible Garbage Brain University episodes. To listen to the 150(!) episodes you’ve missed, as well as play our live trivia game and chat with other patrons, hit the Subscribe Now button or go to the URL we always say in the episode: • natal...
GBU 298: You Are Forever Bonded To The Bugs You Kill
August 01, 2022 17:55 - 41 minutes - 57.3 MBFlies: our opinions on them, your opinions on them, what to do about the Antarctica Problem, how they relate to Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, why they eat shit, how to train mice, why maggots may be Actually Good, and more. Hey, if you’re not a subscriber, now is probably the time, because we could use your help to keep GBU going! Hit the “Subscribe Now” button here, or support us in another appropriate fashion (we’re literally not allowed to link to any other subscription site in this d...
GBU 296: The Awful Truth About Cookies
July 25, 2022 17:26 - 44 minutes - 61.4 MBHow to be a parent in the 1980s, getting the runs, Humbos (new invention,) the Drinky Rink, and more cookie-based experiences and inventions, all for you, today. Subscribing here or elsewhere gives you access to the Discord, which is our members-only live trivia game and chat room. Join now and you can discuss today’s episode live with Drew & Natalie. Oh, also! Have you seen our new and old-but-redesigned shirts available in sizes small through 5XL? Check them out at thenewsharingmachine.c...
GBU 294: Who Are Your Neighbors?
July 19, 2022 18:09 - 46 minutes - 64.1 MBWhat makes a neighbor a neighbor? What makes a suburb a suburb? Why do they keep putting those five-story buildings made out of toothpicks everywhere? And how do you manipulate city council to do your bidding? These, and thousands of other questions, are answered in this very episode. Subscribe now to keep us writing, researching, and recording Garbage Brain University, please. Also, if you haven’t seen, we have another redesign of a classic shirt. This comic goes viral every year or two a...
GBU 292: The Allure Of Being By Yourself
July 12, 2022 22:57 - 49 minutes - 67.9 MBHot dogs are America’s favorite dog, like it or not! We talk pork, beef, and vegetable dogs, along with eating from the bulk bins, why humans can’t figure out how to eat, the art of splitting something exactly in half, and why no one would ever vote for Natalie. Also: the allure of being by yourself. You’ll have to listen to this one. We’ve been playing trivia a few times a day in the Discord, so if live trivia is your thing (and it probably is, you’re listening to Garbage Brain University)...
GBU 290: Dropping A Goose Egg Down The Drain
June 30, 2022 21:41 - 50 minutes - 69.4 MBWhen’s the last time you went bowling? We talked about improving this ancient game, why presidents love it, how to use Flonase the right way (not how you think!) and how Drew once dated a cake farter. Help us keep making GBU by subscribing (you’re missing half our episodes!) • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 288: Stargate, Remote Viewing & The CIA
June 21, 2022 14:17 - 43 minutesIn today’s long-awaited episode, we cover remote viewing, the CIA, the Stargate program, the simulation we’re probably stuck inside, apps that let you remote view, and why you’re mostly not human to begin with. All of the supplemental materials to today’s show are posted to Discord, where other listeners are talking about remote viewing at this very moment, along with a dozen other things. If you’re not a Discord member, now is the perfect time to join. Hit the “subscribe now” button for ac...
GBU 285: If You Ate A Worm, Would You Suck All The Dirt Out Of Its Asshole First?
June 07, 2022 17:42 - 40 minutesCentipedes! They’re mysterious, and good for the earth even if they’re disgusting. Actually, they might not be good for the earth. They might be woated. Patrons (paid subscribers) get more than free members, like over 140 episodes that are patron-only and our Discord community with bonus content and extras (as well as a chat room.) Subscribe now to get access. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, v...
GBU 282: Why Don't People Do Anything Anymore?
May 24, 2022 17:11 - 57 minutesCue the stock circus music! We dive into the history of circuses, and the history of people doing dumb things outside of the circus. On top of the very most obvious aspects of circuses, we covered cow bingo, togas, circus aesthetics, object manipulation, and the crowning question of all: Why Don’t People Do Anything Anymore? Subscribe/become a patron now and you’ll be just in time for MAYLIEN, our miniseries about alien landings, close encounters, alien shootouts underground, and the govern...
GBU 280: Jellyfish: No Jelly, No Fish
May 17, 2022 16:49 - 49 minutesEating wildlife raw, monetizing jellyfish, and how jellyfish even move around in the first place. Also: why some of them are immortal, what they do all day, what mysteries they keep in their sacs and nodules, and what baby chicks have to do with all of this. You’re missing MAYLIEN, our groundbreaking miniseries on aliens, if you’re not subscribed. A subscription/patronage to GBU gives you full access to all 140 episodes you haven’t heard, including ALIENTEMBER (our first alien miniseries) a...
GBU 278: How To Have Emotions
May 11, 2022 16:17 - 48 minutesEmotions: experiments, how to keep them mellow, how to Ben Franklin them, and more. But more importantly: You are seriously fucking up right now by not subscribing/becoming a patron, because RIGHT THIS MOMENT, we’re running a new miniseries called MAYLIEN. For the entire month of May, subscribers and patrons get our deep look into Roswell, close encounters, underground alien battles, landings, and all the rest. Subscribe now to hear them as they come out (you’ll also get 139 episodes you h...
GBU 276: All Castles Are Big
May 02, 2022 21:10 - 48 minutesWhy the Cincinnati Castle is for idiots! Also: White Castle, sandcastles, bunkers, moats, woods, and all of the dirty business of castles, old and new. Please subscribe so that we can continue to pay the Garbage Brain University research team and write/record these episodes! You’ll get over 130 episodes you haven’t heard, plus access to our secret Discord server. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes...
GBU 274: How Smart Are Spiders?
April 26, 2022 19:52 - 58 minutesWhy nothing humans make will last, why spiders are the worst bugs, why people perceive almost nothing, how spiders make silk, the ongoing cloaca situation, and what humans could do if we could make thread. Plus Imposter Syndrome, aliens changing our DNA, and the true purpose of all the plastic we make, micro or macro. Please subscribe, by the way. Your five bucks would keep us researching, writing and recording Garbage Brain University: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d ...
GBU 272: Weddings Are All The Same
April 12, 2022 16:39 - 54 minutesBlood tests, birds exploding, and other reasons not to like weddings. Hit the “subscribe now” button to access the 136 paid episodes plus our Discord chatroom. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 270: What Kind Of Race Would You Be In?
April 05, 2022 17:42 - 56 minutesPigeon races, camel races, racewalking, swimming, nude biking, and all the other races that have ever existed. Which one would you be in? If you’re not a patron/subscriber you’re missing 135 premium-only episodes which you can access immediately by clicking the “Subscribe Now” button: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 268: I Would Only Eat The Bad Guys
March 29, 2022 14:32 - 47 minutesWould you become a cannibal? We talk about all the important parts of cannibalism: bioaccumulation, taste, Big Lurch, Christ Bearer, and chickens eating chickens. Also, prions, pour-overs, and the shit tree. Not a subscriber? Support GBU by giving us five dollars and you’ll be rewarded with 134 paid-patron-only episodes plus access to our secret Discord: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit w...
GBU 266: The Hippo-Dolphin Connection
March 22, 2022 21:09 - 51 minutesPeople love hippos… but should they? We look deeply into the hippo-dolphin connection, why they spray feces, why Drew doesn’t believe in wind chill, and why people love the lowest common denominator. Also: GG Allin, ancient zoos, muting people, and sleeping in the bathtub. Please consider supporting GBU since you listen to it and love it. A patronage here or elsewhere is only $5 and gives you instant access to 133 episodes you’ve never heard plus our secret Discord chatroom: • natalie & dr...
GBU 264: Human Telepathy Was Intentionally Removed
March 15, 2022 19:07 - 54 minutesBut first, books: what came before them? Who invented them (not Gutenberg, obviously?) Who invented spaces between words? Why did the Roman Empire fall? Why are we here? What comes after this? In ten, a thousand, a million, a trillion years? Subscribe now (instant access to the 132 odd-numbered episodes you’ve never heard) please. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversit...
GBU 262: The Best And Worst Emojis, Ranked
March 08, 2022 20:31 - 58 minutesEmojis, in their short life online, have accomplished a lot. We talked our favorite emojis, “internet tone,” why they don’t have a nose, passive aggression, why the smiley face is copyrighted, Natalie’s idea for a mobile game, and 🆗. Not subscribed? You’re missing half of our episodes and our secret chat-room/group-game hub. Subscribe now to join us. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.g...
GBU 260: A Caterpillar, A Worm With A Dream
February 28, 2022 19:47 - 50 minutesHey, we’ve gotta talk about something important: we need your help to keep making Garbage Brain University, and the only way you can help is by becoming a patron/subscriber. Hit the “Subscribe Now” button and you’ll be instantly rewarded with 130 subscriber-only episodes, but you’ll also have helped us to continue researching, writing, and recording two of these every week. Anyway! Are caterpillars conscious? When is it time to leave society? What part of your DNA are you, really, if any? W...
GBU 258: Twins: The Lazy Man's Family
February 21, 2022 22:39 - 50 minutesHow many twins are there? Why do mammals have them? And what goes down at the Kentucky Pig Derby? We answer questions on these, dox the Dick Boys, and Drew creates a plan for neighbors to raise children more efficiently. All in today’s free episode. Want to listen to the episodes we publish for subscribers only? The 129 full-length episodes you’ve never heard? You should know how to do that by now, but if not, you can hit this “Subscribe Now” button for instant access to our whole backcatal...
GBU 256: The Shittiest Holidays
February 15, 2022 19:11 - 48 minutesWelcome to the shitty holiday season! We talked about why they’re usually on Monday, why Natalie likes Flag Day, why Drew hates the flag, mini eggs, Bezos, Columbus Day, Jack Nicklaus, and the secret of the Seychelles. Please subscribe so that we may continue making more of these: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
GBU 254: Anteaters Don't Have Star Power
February 08, 2022 18:36 - 50 minutesAnteaters: I don’t like the look of them! Giant anteaters, silky anteaters, what the Wall Street Journal thinks of us, why Salvador Dali had an anteater, how they make more anteaters, and all about their insanely weird tongue. Subscribe now to help us keep making more Garbage Brain University! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe