F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
128 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 57 ratingsF*CK YOU, I’M SMARTER is a game show where Kelly Wallace-Barnhill and Lindsey Gentile compete with a guest to be crowned “The Smartest Person In The Room”.
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119. Season Recap - Goodbye for now, kids!
January 31, 2022 08:00 - 55 minutes - 38.8 MBIt's so hard.... to say goodbye... to yesterday..... Dry your eye, we are just taking a little recess and we will be back! It's been 119 amazing episodes and we want to take a little hiatus to regroup and refresh! Also, we are going to Costa Rica to celebrate Kelly's birthday and then she's going to Florida... again. Lindsey is engaged and needs to spend her time having an anxiety attack thinking about the idea of having a wedding and wondering why her partner "Did this to me" and Mart...
118. Jubilee & NIGELTHREETIMES Know A Lot About Hello Kitty
January 24, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 98.7 MBThis week's special episode is from a super fun Twitch Livestream that we did a few weeks back with Lindsey's sister and return guest Jubilee and her rockstar boyfriend NIGELTHREETIMES. AND for the first time in FYIS history, Kelly and Lindsey messed up and both wrote a game on the same subject thinking that Lindsey was supposed to write a Hello Kitty game and Kelly was supposed to write a Hello Kitty episode and THEY BOTH WROTE A HELLO KITTY EPISODE. HELLLLLOOOO KITTTTTTTYYYYYY. Confu...
118. Jess Jubilee & NIGELTHREETIMES Know A Lot About Hello Kitty
January 24, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 98.7 MBThis week's special episode is from a super fun Twitch Livestream that we did a few weeks back with Lindsey's sister and return guest Jess Jubilee and her rockstar boyfriend NIGELTHREETIMES. AND for the first time in FYIS history, Kelly and Lindsey messed up and both wrote a game on the same subject thinking that Lindsey was supposed to write a Hello Kitty game and Kelly was supposed to write a Hello Kitty episode and THEY BOTH WROTE A HELLO KITTY EPISODE. HELLLLLOOOO KITTTTTTTYYYYYY. ...
117. Most Under The Radar Drag Queen - Billy Francesca
January 17, 2022 08:30 - 1 hour - 66.6 MBWe are starting this year off with a BANG of a good time with this week's guest Billy Francesca!!! Known as an "over-the-top drag queen without a wig", this performer proves to be as smart as he is funny... unless it has anything to do with math. Speaking of math, we start our school day off with a painful math class thanks to Miss Lindsey. Known as someone who has never legally passed math, will Billy blow it? Only Billy knows if he will blow it or not. Our guess is that he blew it. T...
116.Brought to You by the Letter - Ben Franklin
January 03, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MBSPECIAL CROSSOVER EPISODE ALERT! WOOOO HOOOOO!!! This week we want to play for you a super fun episode we recorded with younger-than-Kelly-and-Lindsey besties, Carly and Kelsey of the super great podcast 'Brought to You by the Letter Pod'. Enjoy! ***Carly and Kelsey welcome their first-ever guests on the show, Kelly and Lindsey from the hilarious podcast F*ck You, I'm Smarter! In this week's episode, we talk about how Carly is very much in love with Ben Franklin. The BTYBTL & FYIS gals div...
116. Brought to You by the Letter - Ben Franklin
January 03, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MBSPECIAL CROSSOVER EPISODE ALERT! WOOOO HOOOOO!!! This week we want to play for you a super fun episode we recorded with younger-than-Kelly-and-Lindsey besties, Carly and Kelsey of the super great podcast 'Brought to You by the Letter Pod'. Enjoy! ***Carly and Kelsey welcome their first-ever guests on the show, Kelly and Lindsey from the hilarious podcast F*ck You, I'm Smarter! In this week's episode, we talk about how Carly is very much in love with Ben Franklin. The BTYBTL & FYIS gals div...
115. Thank you Jesus, it's a NEW YEAR!!!
December 27, 2021 21:32 - 34 minutes - 24.2 MBNew Year, New YOU!!!!!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!! LET'S DO OUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS IN THE SPRING BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE. TERRIBLE. HORRIBLE. EVERYTHING IS A BUST. Hi. How are you? We are okay. Are you? We promise this New Years episode is a fun one even though things are really crazy right now. Are we there yet? If you need a laugh and need to escape, we are your girls. We got you! Listen to this week's episode, breathe, take care of yourself, buy an N95 and try to breathe. Did...
114. Happy Christmas, Ya Turds!
December 20, 2021 08:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MBJesus is the reason for the season - and good news! This episode is all about Jesus! Not really. It actually has very little to do with Jesus at all. In fact, this episode has nothing to do with Jesus and has everything to do with gift giving (or lack there of if you're Kelly) and holiday foods because sometimes stuffing your face is the only way to get through it. We are all in this together. Lindsey starts our school day off with a gift giving quiz where we learn that Kelly REALLY REALLY...
113. SPECIAL BONUS EP! - Wild Nights With Rocky Powell
December 13, 2021 08:00 - 32 minutes - 23 MBSurprise! 'Tis the season for a Special Bonus Ep Day! This special bonus episode is from a few weeks back when Kelly and Lindsey were guests on the hilarious podcast- 'Wild Nights With Rocky Powell'. Rocky wanted to hear about our wildest night as a comedy duo and BFFs and after 15 years together as a couple, Kelly and Lindsey have had their fair share of wild nights together. Warning: This episode contains talk of incredibly strong pot brownies, horrendous covers of songs that should have...
112. SPECIAL BONUS EP! - Wild Nights With Rocky Powell
December 13, 2021 08:00 - 32 minutes - 23 MBSurprise! 'Tis the season for a Special Bonus Ep Day! This special bonus episode is from a few weeks back when Kelly and Lindsey were guests on the hilarious podcast- 'Wild Nights With Rocky Powell'. Rocky wanted to hear about our wildest night as a comedy duo and BFFs and after 15 years together as a couple, Kelly and Lindsey have had their fair share of wild nights together. Warning: This episode contains talk of incredibly strong pot brownies, horrendous covers of songs that should have...
112. Greg Vs. Jack from The Weather is Crazy Pod
December 06, 2021 10:38 - 1 hour - 68.6 MBHoly Moly! It's another double whammy! This week cohosts of the very funny 'The Weather's Crazy Podcast', Greg and Jack, go head to head and try to outsmart one another in games about everything BUT the weather. Kelly starts our school day in English class with a throwback game of 'Shakespeare Shananigans'. Does anyone have else have a three-piled piece on their pizzle or is it just me? Then we head on over to Psychology class where Lindsey tries to write a game about how the weather af...
111. Kelsey Perkins Vs. Carly Rumpf
November 29, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBIt's a special duo day on F*ck You, I'm Smarter! This week we have Kelsey and Carly, cohosts of the super fun podcast 'Brought To You By The Letter'. K&C are two besties that have way too much in common with K&L that it is actually possible that they are them, but 10 years younger, living in the present day like this is some sort of multiverse, matrix, alternative universe life thingie. So basically, the four of us together are Karly and Larndsey. We start our school day with Miss Kelly i...
110. Kelly's Sister Is The Eighth Wonder Of The World
November 22, 2021 08:00 - 41 minutes - 28.8 MBPOP QUIZ, BABIES! That's right! This episode is for all of our infant listeners because Kelly's sister had a BABY!!!!! KELLY IS OFFICIALLY AN AUNTIE!!! COOL AUNT ALERT! WE REPEAT, COOL AUNT ALERT!!!! Because we want to make sure Kelly is baby ready, we go back to an old quiz that we did with Kara Klenk many moons ago called 'Oh Baby, Baby' to check her knowledge on all things newborns. Then, because Kelly's sister is officially the 8th wonder of the world... (Let's break this down. Kell...
109. Rocky Powell Is One Wild Child
November 15, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBBOY OH BOY OH BOY did we have a wild time with the host of 'Wild Nights With Rocky', Rocky Powell?! We did! Rocky joins us from the east coast to chat about science fairs, being the class treasurer, social studies and squirrels. We start our school day in Student Government because Rocky was the class treasurer. Money, money, money, moneyyyyyyy, MONEY!!!! You're welcome for getting that stuck in your head for the rest of the day. Then Kelly takes us on over to Social Studies/Improv ...
108. POP QUIZ - Ancient Greeks/Veteran's Day
November 09, 2021 17:17 - 43 minutes - 60.1 MBVeteran's Day is this week and nothing says Veteran's Day like a quiz about Ancient Greeks. They were the OG Veteran's weren't they? Kind of? Whatever. More importantly, do you know the difference between Sophocles and Socrates? Do you know which Golden Girl was a veteran? Do you know which ancient Greek was featured in 'Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure'? Do you know what day it is? If you listen to this week's episode you will find out the answers to most of those questions. Follow ...
107. Ever Mainard Was The High School Mascot
November 02, 2021 03:26 - 1 hour - 49.3 MBWriter, actor and comedian Ever Mainard is on the show this week and it's a real fun one so get ready! It's also officially November, which is Native American History month so Lindsey starts our school day off in American History Class where we learn about some kickass Native Americans that made this country what it is today. What do you know about Buffalo Calf Road Woman? If you don't know, now you know. Well, after you listen to the episode you'll know. Then, because Ever was the mascot...
106. Spine Whips and Nipple Belts with Mike Malandra
October 25, 2021 20:05 - 28 minutes - 20.1 MBHappy Halloweeeeeennnnie! Because this week is our final Halloween episode and spooky season is coming to an end, we bring in Halloween expert and horror movie enthusiast Mike Malandra to talk all things spooky with us! Mike is so obsessed with Halloween, he joined us from a car while on vacation. Now that's some creepy commitment! Lindsey leads the game 'Happy Halloweenie, You Weenie' where she quizzes Kelly and Mike about popular Halloween costumes, candies and the truth about candy ...
105. Future Lady Doctor - Jackie Brubaker
October 17, 2021 20:57 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBWhat a pleasure it is to have this week's guest, the one and only, Jackie Brubaker. She's an activist, she's a baker, she's a musical theatre actress, she's a podcaster.... she's now she's a LADY DOCTOR!!! Listen to find out how she becomes one. We start our episode throwing it back to Jackie's high school days where she shares a #metoo story that is so moving and so important you'll be shocked that it's on a silly little podcast like FYIS. Because Jackie wanted to be a doctor but her la...
104. Formerly Known As Columbus Day
October 08, 2021 19:50 - 35 minutes - 25.1 MBGoodbye Christopher Columbus and HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO Native Americans! Do you know what state was the first state to recognize Indigenous Peoples' Day instead of Columbus Day? We will give you a hint. It's long and liberal and rhymes with Palifornia. After Kelly leads us in a History quiz all about Indigenous Peoples' Day, Lindsey continues our Spooky Season celebration with a quiz all about ghosts. Here's a ghost riddle just for fun. What kind of roads do ghosts like to drive on? Answer t...
103. Rock Out With Your OCT Out
October 04, 2021 02:47 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MBHappy Spooky Season you little critters! It's time to bust out your sweaters, carve some pumpkins and snack on some circus peanuts. And because nothing is more fall than pumpkin spice everything, Lindsey does a pumpkin spice quiz to get your palate ready. Did you know that Starbucks' Pumpkin Spice Latte has 90,000 Twitter followers? Don't hate. But also isn't that dumb. And because it wouldn't be October with Oktoberfest, we end this episode with an Oktoberfest game where we chat about...
102. Scout Durwood Was A Pool Rat
September 27, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 48.3 MBLight up a doobie cause this one is a fun little doozy. We have actor, comedian, cabaret star and former Susan Miller fan....Scout Durwood aka Lady Scountington!!!!!! Hey girl, hey! Because Scout is living that #vanlife she joins us from a van pulled over on the side of the road on her way to Palm Springs! That's California traffic and that's commitment! Because Scout is originally from Kansas City, Kansas, Kelly starts our school day off in Geometry class where we learn a lot about tor...
101. Summer vs Fall - A Seasonal Rivalry
September 20, 2021 07:00 - 39 minutes - 27.6 MBGoodbye summer and helllllllllo fall. This week we are falling out of love with summer and falling into bed with fall. We are saying "so long" to summer and "farewell no longer" to fall! Summer is a sucker and fall is fierce, baby! What we are trying to say is that it is no longer summer and now it's time for fall, okay!? Got it? This week we do a deep dive into calendars, Julius Caesar and watermelon. Fruit or vegetable? You tell us! This episode is inspired, riveting and promises to make...
100. Myka Fox Was Kicked Out Of Her Friend Group Twice
September 08, 2021 16:34 - 1 hour - 55.1 MBOh boy, oh boy! Do we have a treat for you! This week we sit down with comedian, writer and Twitter extraordinaire MYKA FOX!! When we asked Myka what her favorite subjects were she stumped us with her thirst for statistics, linguistics and physics. Clearly Myka hasn't listened to the show or she would have known that we aren't smart enough to write such quizzes. HELP! "Irregardless", Lindsey starts the school day with a Statistics quiz called, "Survey Says" where she asks two real stati...
99. Enjoy The Fruits Of Your Labor!
September 06, 2021 19:39 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MBHappy happy Labor Day!!!!! What does Labor Day mean to you? Does it mean sitting in the pool with a wine spritzer in your hand? Does it mean working time and and half and making that dough, bro? Is it a day to think about our moms who did a lot of laboring to push out tiny little humans that grew into the idiots we are today? Whatever Labor Day means to you, try to reward yourself today for all the hard work you do, day in and day out. Cheers to all the hard-working heroes out there who h...
98. Corey Podell Is Totally Boy Crazy
August 30, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBSummer break is over and it's back to class, kiddos! This week we go back to school masked and vaxed with actor, writer, director and faux Phish fan Corey Podell. Because Corey listened to Phish only to get closer to those hot, patchouli-smelling high-school boys we start our day off in Biology class with a Fish/Phish quiz. What do you call a Phish with no eye? PHSSSSSSSSH. If you listen to the episode, you'll get this high-larious joke. Then Kelly takes us to Music class so we can do ...
97. Pop Quiz Part 2! - Dueling Road Trips
August 23, 2021 07:00 - 50 minutes - 35 MBSummer is almost over so let's make the most of it! ARE YOU READY FOR MORE ROAD TRIP TALK!?!?!? Well, you came to the right place! This week Kelly and Lindsey are still not ready to go back to reality as they reminisce one last time about their dueling road trips. Pass the sour gummy worms and salt and vinegar chips, this may be a bumpy ride. In honor of her incredible southern coastal road trip and ghost tour experience with her momma, Kelly teaches Lindsey all about ghost cum and oth...
96. Pop Quiz! - Dueling Road Trips - Part 1
August 16, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes - 40.8 MBWhat happens when Kelly and Lindsey go on dueling road trips? They make a pop quiz out of it, of course. This week Kelly and Lindsey catch up and talk about their summer vacations and quiz each other on different events and topics they experienced while on the road. They both flew to North Carolina and hung out for one night only and then Lindsey went up and Kelly went down. Up and down, meaning north and south, obvi. Collectively, these two maroons went from Upstate New York to sunny ...
95. Food Fight! Podcast - Bonus Ep - 'Coffee Talk'
August 09, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBWho is ready for a little COFFEE TALK?! You are? Great! Kelly and Lindsey are currently on a little summer vacation, so please enjoy a special bonus episode from their episode on 'Food Fight the Podcast' talking all things coffee with Kirk Pynchon. Hearts and Farts, Kelly and Lindsey Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Donate to giveindia.org for urgent covid ...
94. Brooke Van Poppelen vs. Andrea Wallace
August 02, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 51.2 MBWhoa Nelly! Do we have a show for you? Yes! This week the hosts of 'Side Work Podcast', Brooke Van Poppelen and Andrea Wallace, go head to head and things get feisty AF! We start our school day off in everyone's least favorite class... you guessed it... MATH! These ladies hated math so much that Brooke actually quit college because she refused to add or subtract and we get it. They make it out alive, despite the torture. During recess we chat about their hilarious and down and dirty 'Si...
93. Pop Quiz - Vaginas & Alaska vs. Hawaii
July 26, 2021 07:00 - 28 minutes - 20.1 MBWho is ready for a pop quiz all about Vaginas, Alaska and Hawaii? Duh, we all are! Well, if you ever had any questions about your vagina or anyone else's vagina, Lindsey is here to play teacher and show you the ropes. Well, she isn't really going to show you anything, just teach you some things in a completely non-sexual way. It's going to be okay. We promise. Then Kelly brings back our favorite quiz "Boarding Pass or Fail" where we compare Hawaii and Alaska because, SPOILER: They aren...
92. Dave Abed - America's Sweetheart
July 19, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBHere's the first question of this spectacular episode of FYIS: "How many dating shows has America's Sweetheart, Dave Abed, been on?" First person to get the answer right wins a date with DAVE!!!! WOOOOO. Alright, now that we got that out of the way let's get down to business. We start our school day in Magic Class because David, now an actor and TikTok star, was once a magician and even performed in the circus! Abracadabra! We head from Magic Class to a class called "Chemistry For Stup...
91. The Woman In The Horse
July 12, 2021 07:00 - 41 minutes - 29.2 MBAh yes. The woman in the horse. Who is the woman? Who is the horse? Here's the thing. Even though Lindsey learned who the woman was and who the horse was she still doesn't really know who the woman or the horse is SO..... let's all grab some popcorn and listen to this week's episode to learn about the woman, the horse and another unrelated topic: MOSSSSQUITTTTOOESSS. PLUS - A bonus, totally impromptu butterly exposé! Disclaimer: No women, horses or mosquitoes were harmed in the making o...
90. Happy 5th of July!
July 05, 2021 07:00 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MBHappy 4th (actually the 5th) of July, you pretty kitties! We hope last night was filled with love, laughter and the pursuit of happiness or whatever that means. For this special Independence Day episode we start off our school day chatting about a two very important independent laddddiiieeeeesssss! Alison Bechdel and Kelly's auntie, Liz Wallace. If you haven't heard of the Bechdel test, aka the Bechdel-Wallace test, please listen to this week's episode to educate yo self. If you have hear...
89. Pride Month Minisode!
June 28, 2021 07:54 - 47 minutes - 33 MBHAPPY PRIDE to all you beautiful unicorns out there!!!! Because we we've been busy drinking vodka sodas and dancing our FACES OFF this month, we have a mini episode that is so queer you won't even be able to handle it. (BUTT YOU'LL STILL LOVE IT.) Special guests Tim Palazzola and Brad Loekle write quizzes for us and test our knowledge on everything LGBTQ+ including Madonna, Stonewall and butt plugs. We said you couldn't handle it. Unless butt plugs are like, your thing. (It wouldn't really...
88. Most Likely To Cut Class And Hang Out With Gay Hookers - Brad Loekle
June 21, 2021 08:08 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBBefore we introduce our incredible guest we want to scream HAPPY PRIDE!!!!!!!!! from the rooftops! Don't be a drag, just be a queen, you hear? Speaking of being OUT and PROUD, this week's guest is comedian and toast of the town....Mr. Brad Loekle!!! In honor of his lack of knowledge of numbers and his mom being a smarty CPA, we start our school day off in Home Ec where we play HOT TAX TAKE where Lindsey attempts to make taxes sexy and it's definitely more lukewarm than it is hot. Then ...
87. Pop Quiz, Whores!
June 14, 2021 07:00 - 34 minutes - 24.3 MBWhat a gag.....it's FLAG DAY! And what flag are we celebrating? COME ON! That one. You know the one we are talking about. We are celebrating Flag Day with a Pop Quiz about Sweden and Switzerland (it doesn't need to make sense) and then we then bring it on home with a quiz about our grand old flag. We learn the shocking history of this national holiday (it has nothing to do with FDR, don't get excited). We also learn that only Lindsey is really unclear as to what the differences are betwee...
86. Most Likely To Brag About His New Apartment - Morgan Jay
June 07, 2021 08:32 - 1 hour - 57.2 MBThis week we had the honor of interviewing someone who has STAIRS IN HIS APARTMENT. Can you believe it?! That's right! This week, comedian and musician Morgan Jay went upstairs in his own apartment and recorded from his podcast room and we couldn't be more delighted to be a part of it. The podcast room could actually be downstairs but who is counting? We start our school day off in "Classics Class" where Lindsey attempts to refresh the memory of Morgan Jay, a former Classics minor. The pro...
85. Happy Happy Memorial Day!
May 31, 2021 16:39 - 34 minutes - 24.4 MBDear listeners! Happy Memorial Day! SO MANY MEMORIES! So little time. We hope your day is full of beach vibes, hot dogs, reflection and a whole lot of love. Also, while we are here...have you subscribed to us on YouTube so you can watch us on YouTube Live? No? Well, CLICK HERE to change that, will ya? Won't you? This week we have another pop quiz!!! Woo hoooo! Lindsey recycles a game that we didn't get to do on a past show in honor of another very funny comedy gameshow podcast, 'Go Fact...
84. Most Likely To Flip Off A Teacher- Amanda Bird
May 24, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBThe bird, bird, bird... Amanda Bird is the word and she is also here on the pod this week talking rescue dogs, new mental illness diagnoses and, of course, birds! We start our school day off talking famous Bird's. Bird's like the last name Bird, not the animal. By the way, do you know what position Larry Bird played? $5 goes to the first person who emails us with the correct answer! And.. go! Next, Lindsey takes us to Health class where we get down and dirty and talk about everyone's fa...
83. Pop Quiz! - War Babies
May 17, 2021 07:00 - 39 minutes - 27.7 MBHi Ho! Hi Ho! It's time for another POP QUIZ, HERE WE GO!!!! What do babies and World War I have in common? Literally nothing but the fact that they are the two subjects we cover in this week's episode of FYIS. First of all, happy TAX DAY. We love you, we see you, we are here for you and you can lean on us for everything but tax help. You're on your own there, kiddo! It's a dog eat dog world. We start our school day in Home Ec with a fun game called 'Oh Baby, Baby' where we talk all ab...
82. Best Joe Conti - Joe Conti
May 09, 2021 22:25 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBThis week Kelly and Lindsey sit down with hilarious actor and former bartender of The London West Hollywood, Joe Conti, and talk shop, shoot the shit and all that jazz, ya hear?! Because Joe likes MATHHHH we start our day in a musical theatre math class where Kelly thinks that there was not 1, not 2 but 17 SINGULAR sensations in the musical A Chorus Line. Singular = ONE but she clearly didn't get the memo. Then Kelly brings us to Humanities class where we discuss real-life superheroes a...
81. Pop Quiz: Celebrity Fez Edition
May 02, 2021 16:44 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MBHave you ever heard the phrase, "That's a fez only a celebrity could love?" No? Well, that's because we (Lindsey) made it up and it's not really that great of a phrase. I'm trying to make the Fez happen, okay? This week is a special pop quiz episode where Kelly and Lindsey pick a topic to focus on and really do a deep dive. Because of the announcement that Kaitlyn Jenner is going to run for Governor of California, Lindsey does a quiz all about celebrities who take a stab at living in the w...
80. Pop Quiz: Celebrity Fez Edition
May 02, 2021 16:44 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MBHave you ever heard the phrase, "That's a fez only a celebrity could love?" No? Well, that's because we (Lindsey) made it up and it's not really that great of a phrase. I'm trying to make the Fez happen, okay? This week is a special pop quiz episode where Kelly and Lindsey pick a topic to focus on and really do a deep dive. Because of the announcement that Kaitlyn Jenner is going to run for Governor of California, Lindsey does a quiz all about celebrities who take a stab at living in the w...
80. Every Substitute Teachers' Worst Nightmare - Dug Baker
April 24, 2021 04:34 - 1 hour - 54.2 MBBefore we talk about our incredible guest, Dug Baker - artist, actor, hot bartender, and all-around-funny-man - we want to issue a little warning. WARNING: THIS EPISODE INCLUDES A HELL OF A LOT OF QAnon talk so hold onto your white hats? Black hats? Hell, just hold onto your hats. Before we dive into to Q Quiz #1, Kelly takes us to Physics class where Dug proves that he's not just a pretty face but he's actually a genius who understands quantum physics and photons and all that jazz. Lin...
79. Happy Birthday, Earth Day!
April 19, 2021 07:00 - 40 minutes - 28.3 MBHappy Earth Day from Frick and Frack! We start our episode off with hard hitting questions like, "What is your favorite thing about Earth?" and "If you could live on any planet, what planet would you live on?" and "What rhymes with Earth?". WE ARE CHANGING LIVES HERE, PEOPLE!!! Then for no reason at all, we try to figure out the order of the planets and ugh, it's long and painful. Here is a helpful little tool for you next time you try to do the same, because #important. Kelly asked for an...
78. Whitney Cicero - Stepford Wife, Ghost Hunter, Broadway Nerd
April 12, 2021 08:30 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBHoly moly cannoli! Do we have a banger for you?! The answer is YES, MOMMA! Speaking of momma's, this week we sit down and play with actor, content creator and mastermind of The New Stepford, Whitney Cicero. We start our school day in History class where we honor famous mom's throughout history and it gets, well, dark. Look, the truth hurts sometimes, okay? These moms deserve to be highlighted and ya'll need to face the music. Got it? Life is sad but you don't have to be. Now that we st...
77. POP QUIZ, B*TCHES!
April 05, 2021 07:30 - 27 minutes - 19.4 MBHOLD ONTO YOUR HATS! This week Kelly and Lindsey have a special little POP QUIZ for you!!!! Have we learned anything doing this podcast? Well, listen up to find out. Believe it or not, we started this podcast so we can learn a thing or two. This week we go back to some past quizzes and do a little reviewski to see what we've retained or if we've retained anything at all. There's math. There's a slobbering spelling bee. There are stories about pot brownies and more! Watch FYIS on You...
76. Best Big Sister- Jessica Gentile
March 29, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 48.5 MBCOMING TO YOU LIVE FROM PIRATE STUDIOS, YA'LL!!!!! That's right! This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down at Pirate Studios with return guest and Lindsey's big little sister, Jessica Gentile to talk Florida, lizards and The Jerky Boys. We start off our school day in Ecology class where we do a deep dive into the scaly, slinky world of lizards because nothing makes Florida girls happier than talking about reptiles all day, every day. Then Kelly plays teacher in Zoology/Herpetology/Swampolog...
75. Anastasia Washington is the Goth Show Choir Queen
March 22, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBThis week we welcome comedian, writer, podcaster and LA native, Anastasia Washington. In honor of her podcast, Cereal Killer, we start our day off in Nutrition class where we learn everything we never wanted to know about cereal. Seriously, if you are still eating this stuff, you should probably stop because, sugar. SO MUCH SUGAR, PEOPLE! Then Kelly lightens the mood in Psychology Class with a serial killer game where we learn that Lindsey knows literally nothing about serial killers and...
74. Spring Break Live!
March 15, 2021 16:00 - 45 minutes - 31.4 MBIt's Spring Break, BITCHES!!!! Grab a Corona, 'cause we're heading to Cancun! Well, not Kelly. Kelly has to stay back and revisit reptiles because she flunked out in last week's episode with Brooks Wheelan. While Kelly redeems herself with a quiz all about reptiles, Lindsey leads a Spring Break quiz that will make you want to take your top off. Grab a hottie, a strawberry daiquiri and don't forget to use protection. Sunscreen, we mean. It's hot out there. BIG NEWS! We are now LIVE ON YO...